Babe Draft '04 - Round Six Discussion - "Schlong Kiss Goodnight"

[Micah Robinson]

Yes.

[Jason P. Thompson]

So are you running this thing today, Micah?

[Micah Robinson]

Not officially. Just taking reins since Nick says his Internet is down.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Originally posted by Micah Robinson
Not officially. Just taking reins since Nick says his Internet is down. Figured something like that was going down. Thanks for keep thing afloat for us.

[Kirby Drummond]

I had Caprice in the first draft but I'm not sure she qualifies. Her latest film would have to be the qualifier. Is that for sure going to be released theatrically?

[Micah Robinson]

Kirby, who...what?

[Kirby Drummond]

I snuck her into the first draft we had back when we weren't so specific about qualification. But she's hasn't been in a theatrically released film as of yet.

This film would be her ticket, but I ask: Is it a theatrical release?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377070/

Great pick if she's eligible. One of the hottest babes going.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Originally posted by Kirby Drummond
I snuck her into the first draft we had back when we weren't so specific about qualification. But she's hasn't been in a theatrically released film as of yet.

This film would be her ticket, but I ask: Is it a theatrical release?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377070/

Great pick if she's eligible. One of the hottest babes going. I'd say you're fine. Just don't do it again. ;)

[Boomstick]

My list is weird.

[Kirby Drummond]

Kate Hudson. Man, she's cute. But after seeing her pregnant, god, I'll never be turned on by her again.

[Micah Robinson]

Kirbs, I'd say she's ineligible. If Matt Goldberg can't have Christina Hendricks, you can't have your girl based on a Casper Van Dien/Vinnie Jones flick only you've heard of that probably won't be theatrically released.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Originally posted by Kirby Drummond
Kate Hudson. Man, she's cute. But after seeing her pregnant, god, I'll never be turned on by her again. She loved the fact that her boobs blew up during the pregancy. Her and Letterman had a good time discussing that fact.

[Kirby Drummond]

Oh, I didn't draft her. Burke did (and will probably want to hang me for pointing out her ineligibility).

[Starving Dog]

Fabfunk said
Who's gonna tell Starving Dog I picked Gina Gershon last round?
You just did. Sorry, she was not on the Chosen Site, which I was going by. I'll find someone else.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Donald, I thought you snatched Kirstie Alley there for a second.

*shivers*

[Kevin Matchstick]

That's a really nice choice by Kirby. Had her on the list.

[Kirby Drummond]

Cool. Glad she's known. Loved that first Maxim spread. Glad she's an actress now. I'm so pissed I missed that Skin show. I heard she was really hot on that.

[Micah Robinson]

Amanda Bynes' face looks like she's a Sleepwalker caught in mid-transformation.

[gravedigger]

I agree. Also, thanks for the reply, Micah. Stupid Troma.

[Seahawk]

Say what you will, but she's classy.

[Micah Robinson]

Originally posted by Seahawk
Say what you will, but she's classy.

She's the one that's dating a cut-rate MTV VJ 8 years older than her or something, right?

[Seahawk]

Originally posted by Micah Robinson
She's the one that's dating a cut-rate MTV VJ 8 years older than her or something, right?

Couldn't tell ya. I'm not up on that stuff.

[Micah Robinson]

Originally posted by Seahawk
Couldn't tell ya. I'm not up on that stuff.

Got a lady who loves reading US Weekly/InTouch mags. Good for scuttlebutt. I'm pretty sure that's the one.

[Martianman]

Man, with the pick I'm thinking of taking this round, I just might get into trouble. :eek!:

[Seahawk]

Originally posted by Martianman
Man, with the pick I'm thinking of taking this round, I just might get into trouble. :eek!:

Young?

[Rex Hudler]

Sean Young?

[Donald Wiskerando]

Originally posted by Rex Hudler
Sean Young?

:eek!:

[Isao Kanemasa]

Gig Young?

[Dave Davis]

Realistically, Krista Allen should not have lasted til the 6th round.

[Matt Goldberg]

Can anyone draft for me at 4:15?

[Tony Ryan]

Sure, E Me.

[Martianman]

Young. As in Burt Young.

[Martianman]

Originally posted by Dave Davis
Realistically, Krista Allen should not have lasted til the 6th round.

I agree. I would have considered her in Round 5 had Ms. Thiessen not lasted 'til that round. Also a crime, I think.

[Seahawk]

Originally posted by Martianman
Young. As in Burt Young.

Just remember, you get her in her current condition!

Good lord man!

[Martianman]

Originally posted by Seahawk
Just remember, you get her in her current condition!

Good lord man!

And that condition is pristine. All shall be revealed at 3:45 (unless of course, someone drafts her before then, dammit).

[otisthecat]

Brooke Burns was in a movie? Who would have guessed?

Thank you Don for finally picking Krista, I was starting to get annoyed that she was lasting so long.

[Seahawk]

much cuter then the Stiles

Much uglier than the stiles. Much wider. Much icker.

Don't like her. Don't like her.

[Micah Robinson]

Stiles way overrated. Christensen better. That all.

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[Carl Cunningham]

Stiles pummels my eyes apart.

[Slater]

Christiansen looks like she got stung in the face by a bee. More specifically, a Mysterious Island bee. Not a fan of Swimfat.

[Micah Robinson]

Christensen was "fat" in Swimfan?

Yeah, okay. Fair-to-middling Kirby impression, but time to let it go.

[Slater]

Originally posted by Micah Robinson
Christensen was "fat" in Swimfan?

Maybe not fat, but definitely stockier than the guy she was...err, stalking.

I don't mind meat on the bones, but Christiansen-in-a-bikini looks more dumpy than curvaceous.

[Micah Robinson]

Try looking at some her recent photos at the Perfect Score premeire in her IMDB profile. She's mad curvaceous now.

[Slater]

Ehh...at best, she's halfway between dumpy and curvaceous.

Dumpaceous, perhaps.

[Clarence Beaks]

I'd nail her, but I can't abide Scientology proselytizing as pillow talk. Advantage: Stiles.

[Micah Robinson]

This is "dumpaceous"?

http://home.comcast.net/~mikah912/ErikaChris_Cohen_2109182_400.jpg

Okay. She's a Scientologist, eh? I'd give her a few of the ole' Engrams to the chops...

[Carl Cunningham]

I like women whose faces don't look like they got beat up by a bag of wooden nickels. Advantage: Christensen.

[Kevin Matchstick]

hubbardfan@

[Clarence Beaks]

Yep. So is Anna Faris.

[Micah Robinson]

No prob. I have engrams to spare.

[gravedigger]

Originally posted by otisthecat
Brooke Burns was in a movie? Who would have guessed?

Thank you Don for finally picking Krista, I was starting to get annoyed that she was lasting so long.

Surely you've seen the "Fat Girls are People Too" opus 'Shallow Hal'?

And, yes, thank you Dan for finally taking my Round Six pick.

[Mama-Killin' Gee-Tar]

Originally posted by Clarence Beaks
I'd nail her, but I can't abide Scientology proselytizing as pillow talk. Advantage: Stiles.

Who said we'd have pillow talk? I have other places to be.

[Kirby Drummond]

Scientology: Religion of the Successful and Stupid.

Swimfan has her moments. She is definitely not svelte. That's for sure.

[Kirby Drummond]

I always enjoy deancurtis' drafts.

[Slater]

C'mon, Micah, look at that picture...she's obviously sucking in a sizable gut, and she's got calves like a field goal kicker.

Waiting to be impreshed...

[gravedigger]

Scientology: Most Genious Tax Shelter Ever.

Also, Blunt makes one of the better picks this round. Nice one.

[Dave Davis]

Originally posted by Clarence Beaks
I'd nail her, but I can't abide Scientology proselytizing as pillow talk. Advantage: Stiles.

This implies you've bedded an L. Ron disciple. Truth?

[Micah Robinson]

Originally posted by Slater
C'mon, Micah, look at that picture...she's obviously sucking in a sizable gut, and she's got calves like a field goal kicker.

Waiting to be impreshed...

It's weird because where that photo of Erika Christensen loads for the rest of us, you seem to be getting one of STEVEN SEAGAL.

And don't act like he doesn't do it for you...

[Blunt]

Originally posted by gravedigger
Also, Blunt makes one of the better picks this round. Nice one.

Just got the Final Destination II dvd, so thanks to that. I think she looks better than Ali Larter in that one.

[Gist]

http://www.himalayanexpeditions.com/canHimEx/gallery/seagal/images/Steven_Seagal_Panda_r1i23.jpg

In addition: Stiles > Christensen.

[Mama-Killin' Gee-Tar]

I'm surprised that a fairly innocuous pick is riling up such argument. She's certainly not the most unattractive or annoying person in the draft, or even the only scientologist. I dunno, I just thought about how when I saw her on the imdb front page, i would get a woody, and blondes normally don't do it for me.

[Slater]

Goddamn it, you leave GIANT PANDA ATTACK 2 out of this.

[Micah Robinson]

Originally posted by The_Gistmeister
In addition: Stiles > Christensen.

I'm not going to lie. I like the first half of Stiles face. But seeing as the second half has never arrived or been seen, I just can't give her the nod here.

[Guttenberg Fan Club]

Julia Stiles can never be sexy. She may be able to pull off cute in certain roles but that's it. Christensen can do sexy, and therefore she wins.

By a lot.

[Gist]

Whenever I think of Christensen, I come back to the scene in Traffic where she's sporting a coked-out, apathetic comaface whilst getting the humping (raping?) of a lifetime. More disturbing than sexy.

[Slater]

Spy Kids girl = Not as creepy as picking the Harry Potter girl, but far, far creepier than any other pick so far.

[Micah Robinson]

Who is Jenny Calendar/Robia LaMorte?

And the Alexa Vega pick? Incorrect.

[Martianman]

Originally posted by Slater
Spy Kids girl = Not as creepy as picking the Harry Potter girl, but far, far creepier than any other pick so far.

At least I'm ahead in one area in this draft.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Originally posted by Martianman
At least I'm ahead in one area in this draft. So... wrong....

[Gist]

Originally posted by Micah Robinson
And the Alexa Vega pick? Incorrect.

Agreed COMPLETELY.

[gravedigger]

So, I guess Martianman gets the Dave Davis Award this year, eh?

[Micah Robinson]

Originally posted by gravedigger
So, I guess Martianman gets the Dave Davis Award this year, eh?

More like the R. Kelly award...

[Gist]

Originally posted by Micah Robinson
More like the R. Kelly award...

The only thing that makes my life complete/
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat

I wanna pee on you.

[Martianman]

Originally posted by Micah Robinson
More like the R. Kelly award...

Hey! I didn't say I wanted to pee on her.

I'm just getting a freshman on the team who I see having a strong Senior season.

Boy, that didn't really come out right did it?

[Andrew Sweeney]

Nick proves why he's the king around these parts... Why the hell didn't I think of her!?

[Micah Robinson]

Who is that, Sweeney?

[gravedigger]

I don't know who Stephanie Romanov is but that name makes her sound hot.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Originally posted by Martianman
Hey! I didn't say I wanted to pee on her.

I'm just getting a freshman on the team who I see having a strong Senior season.

Boy, that didn't really come out right did it? No, no it didn't.

Quote of the draft, IMO.

[Gist]

Originally posted by Martianman
Hey! I didn't say I wanted to pee on her.

I'm just getting a freshman on the team who I see having a strong Senior season.

Boy, that didn't really come out right did it?

You need to assign her to the AA Pedoville Prepubescents immediately.

[Andrew Sweeney]

Originally posted by Micah Robinson
Who is that, Sweeney?

The object of lust for all Buffy fans everywhere. But if you don't watch Buffy, you wouldn't really get it.

[otisthecat]

I wasn't a big fan of de Rossi before, but she sure is hot as hell on Arrested Development.

[Micah Robinson]

Originally posted by Andrew Sweeney
The object of lust for all Buffy fans everywhere. But if you don't watch Buffy, you wouldn't really get it.

Apparently. I checked her out on the Google image search and she looks like a couple of average chicks I've worked.

With.

[Kevin Matchstick]

She's hot stuff, Micah. Google image search ain't hinting at her goods. However, I'm going to. Hint: she's got the goods.

[Donald Wiskerando]

Are we talking animal cracker goods here?

[Kevin Matchstick]

***EASY JOKE ALERT***

Martianman went to "Spy Kids" because he thought the title meant something else.

He still managed to come away satisfied, I guess.

[Kevin Matchstick]

Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando
Are we talking animal cracker goods here?

No. However, we are talking Magic: The Gathering goods:

http://www.btvsccg.co.uk/ac/93.jpg

[Carl Cunningham]

TRADE ANNOUNCEMENT:


Catherine Zeta-Jones and 8th Round Pick to Car from The_Gistmeister l


Shannon Elizabeth and 7th Round Pick to The_Gistmeister from Carl

[Martianman]

Originally posted by Kevin Matchstick
Martianman went to "Spy Kids" because he thought the title meant something else.

He still managed to come away satisfied, I guess.

I am officially the Roman Polanski of the 2004 draft.

[Dave Davis]

Originally posted by gravedigger
So, I guess Martianman gets the Dave Davis Award this year, eh?

Congrats!

Oh, and I'll repeat what I said in round 1: Until Julia Stiles, Erika Christensen and Leelee Sobieski appear in the same film together, I refuse to accept that they aren't the same person.

[Carl Cunningham]

Originally posted by Martianman
I am officially the Roman Polanski of the 2004 draft.

Yes, you are... especially since you drafted her in a thread with a subject line mentioning ass tapping.

[gravedigger]

I must say, the "Everything or Nothing" menu screens are the best I've seen Shannon Elizabeth look in a long time.

Yeah, that probably could have been said many rounds ago but I'm slow.

[Donald Wiskerando]

Hey Matchstick, I'd tap that!

So much shame has just washed over me.

[gravedigger]

I actually get that joke. Sadness.

[Carl Cunningham]

Originally posted by gravedigger
I must say, the "Everything or Nothing" menu screens are the best I've seen Shannon Elizabeth look in a long time.


Agreed. That's why it took me a while to agree to the trade. But I relented for a couple of reasons:

1. CZJ adds a dose of class my harem desperately needed

and

2. I had my way with Shannon before dumping her off to Gist. :cool:

[Nick Nunziata]

My pick is better than folks are letting on.

[Gist]

Originally posted by Carl Cunningham
Agreed. That's why it took me a while to agree to the trade. But I relented for a couple of reasons:

1. CZJ adds a dose of class my harem desperately needed

and

2. I had my way with Shannon before dumping her off to Gist. :cool:

1. Shannon adds a dose of playful slut that my harem already has, but can always use more of.

and

2. I had my way with Carl last night. This trade wasn't the only thing he relented to.

It's truly a win-win situation. Also, expect hott Shannon Liz images in tomorrow's thread, seeing as how Carl never did her the justice.

[Agent 86]

Originally posted by Nick Nunziata
My pick is better than folks are letting on.
La Morte almost made my cut last year.

[Donald Wiskerando]

Hat? I coulda sworn it was hand.

This changes everything.

[Slater]

Now you've done it.

*ahem*

{1} - Deepest, bluest, my hat is like a shark's fin

{Repeat 1 (5x)}

Manmade terror
Hungry jaws of death
Y'all don't cross my depths
I'll pause your breaths
I cause you to sink down forty thousand leagues
Bleeding to death with no arms and short sleeves
My world's deep blue
Killers gotta eat too
Looking for human flesh to rip my teeth through
Other fish in the sea but Barracudas ain't equal
To a half human predator created by a needle
Jet black eyes baby they stare while you sleep
When your Titanic sinks I'm the one you gon' meet
Hearing terrified screams they surround my team
All you see is trails of blood
Even God won't intervene
Nightmares of darkness
My apetite is heartless
Even if we related, you eliminated regardless
In the deep blue, underwater walls
Half man, half shark
My jaws don't fall

{Repeat 1 (8x)}

Our Father who art in Heaven
Hallowed be Thy name
Killers sworn to beast
Swallowed them in flames
They switched my DNA
Trip me into Cool J
I can't fight the feeling
I'm born to kill prey
To survive an attack
There's only one way
Battle to the death
That's how sharks play
Weapons left behind
We dueling with the mind
You blind, crippled, or crazy
You're real easy to find
Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat
Eat your whole fam
Nothing left but a right hand
Clinging to a rail
Escape, attempts fail
You'll never make it home
Tear the flesh off your bone
Walking in undercurrents is a dangerous zone
I'm talking death out a moment's notice
You wasn't focused
Me and my crew strike
Like some underwater locusts

{Repeat 1 (8x)}

Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper

These waters are waist level
The hallway's flooded
Lost your scuba gear
The killer's cold - blooded
His name's LL
You don't really want it
I ate your ancestors
The ocean is haunted
I'm closing in cause I'm supposed to win
How the cold steel feel when it froze your chin
Should of stayed on dry land
Stroke while you can
Cause now you under pressure in the land of the damned
Abandoned pirate ships
Eels and sod scum
Fish that glow in the dark
The Titanic's hub
Underwater storms
You're blood is so warm
You're life vest is off
And that turns me on
Killer for centuries
The Gotti of the deep
In the next millennium
I'm still gonna creep
Sand under my belly, ocean over my head
Through the light in the shadows
You become the living dead

{Repeat 1 (12x)}

Yeah, DBS

[Kevin Matchstick]

Originally rapped by LL Cool J


The Gotti of the deep


holyshityes

[Donald Wiskerando]

And they spelled it wrong, no less.

[Kevin Matchstick]

Spelled correctly:

Originally rapped by LL Cool J

My jaws don't fall

[Slater]

Let's just all agree that my hat is indeed like a shark's fin.

[Kevin Matchstick]

A response to "Deepest Bluest (Shark's Fin)"

My Jaws Don't Fall. He Blows Up, Though

Jaws, you can't use scuba gear for dental floss
Scheider's gonna shoot, make you take the loss
Oh, shit! He just did and now you're apart
Of me. Forever

Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper
Uh, uh take it deeper

[gravedigger]

RAP BATTLE! :eek: :frown:

[Slater]

Good picks with Carter and Messing.

My original draft list of 50-something names is currently down to four pieces of meat.

[gravedigger]

Goddammit, Detective Richard Dixhead is more like it.

[Chris Allen]

Dem's fightin' woids!!!

Sack up and take it like a man, gravedigger!

[Blunt]

Slight problem guys: apparently the boards don't allow messages that have more than 1000 characters in them, which means I can't update the Chosen anymore. Nick, Micah, any way to fix that?

[Jim Barg]

Originally posted by Slater
My original draft list of 50-something names is currently down to four pieces of meat.

I had 25 on mine, down to seven. <crosses fingers>

[Martianman]

Originally posted by Blunt
Slight problem guys: apparently the boards don't allow messages that have more than 1000 characters in them, which means I can't update the Chosen anymore. Nick, Micah, any way to fix that?

Maybe you can just do the first 5 rounds in one post, and the the 2nd 5 rounds in another post.

Oh, and to all the folks who lambasted me about my Alexa pick...<Jerry Springer>"YOU DON'T KNOW ME! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"</Jerry Springer> Thanks.

[Martianman]

Oh, and for those interested:

Highest climbers from 2003's draft:

Maggie Q (Round 10 to Round 2)
Ashley Scott (Round 8 to Round 2)
and all tied at 5 rounds:
Eva Mendes (Round 6 to Round 1)
Jewel Staite (Round 9 to Round 4)
Saffron Burrows (Round 10 to Round 6)
Maria Bello (Round 10 to Round 6)
Christa Miller (Round 10 to Round 6)

Biggest drops from 2003's draft:

Denise Richards (Round 1 to Round 6)
and all tied at a 4 round drop:
Tiffani Thiessen (Round 1 to Round 5)
Anna Paquin (Round 1 to Round 5)
Shannyn Sossamon (Round 1 to Round 5)
Kate Hudson (Round 2 to Round 6)
Krista Allen (Round 2 to Round 6)

[Kirby Drummond]

Good work, Martianman.

[fabfunk]

Originally posted by Micah Robinson
This is "dumpaceous"?

http://home.comcast.net/~mikah912/ErikaChris_Cohen_2109182_400.jpg

Okay. She's a Scientologist, eh? I'd give her a few of the ole' Engrams to the chops...

speaking of which, there are some telling shots in relation to the draft in that PERFECT SCORE premiere...

http://imdb.com/Photos/Events/2408/AlexaVega_Cohen_2109621_400.jpg
Alexa Vega doing her Chesty Sanchez impersonation.

http://imdb.com/Photos/Events/2408/ErikaChris_Cohen_2109769_400.jpg

Scarlett Johanssen picking the WRONG hair.

http://imdb.com/Photos/Events/2408/LyndsyFons_Cohen_2109417_400.jpg

Who is this Lindsey Fonseca?

http://imdb.com/Photos/Events/2408/LindsayLoh_Cohen_2109204_400.jpg

An shot of a decomposing early round mistake...

and...
http://imdb.com/Photos/Events/2408/VanessaAng_Cohen_2109613_400.jpg

A babe that has been out of the limelight and, as a result, hasn't been chosen yet...

[Mama-Killin' Gee-Tar]

In all fairness to Martianman, I think my thrid round pick was younger.