I'm cramping

[Eileen]

What an awful day!!

cramping, bloated, slept most of the day because I don't feel good

If that were not enough I wake up to the sound of my cat Cleo puking and what does she hurl on?

my keyboard!!

I get up, she darts right under my bed and proceeds to puke all over my storage chest.

Thankfully I have another keyboard but damn!!!

[Agent 86]

(if we don't say anything, maybe she won't hear us.)

[Eileen]

Did I hear something?

[Bailey]

When I saw the title of this thread my immediate thought was to say; "I'm sorry, honey." I'd swear my wife's maiden name is actually Pavlov.

[Kronos]

After bowling in a tournament, in addition to regular league, since Friday my first thought was of the cramping in some of my fingers. But I guess the abovementioned kind sucks too...

[Agent 86]

Originally posted by Kronos
After bowling in a tournament, in addition to regular league, since Friday my first thought was of the cramping in some of my fingers. But I guess the abovementioned kind sucks too...

She heard you. RUN!!!

[Kronos]

Too tired...let her catch me...

[Dances with Chainsaws]

Originally posted by Buttercup
What an awful day!!

cramping, bloated, slept most of the day because I don't feel good.


While I cannot begin to fathom the horrible ordeal that you are going through, I can however sympathize. I humbly offer you this heating pad, box of herbal tea, and all the chocolate you can eat.(Sets items on the floor, backs away slowly.)

[Seabass Inna Bun]

As a guy with an intestinal adhesion, I can't recommend Extra Strength Advil highly enough. Then again, you've probably been dealing with cramps longer than I have and probably know this.

[Seabass Inna Bun]

I hope your cat's feeling better too.

[Boomstick]

Weird... My cat puked on our bedspread at about 3 in the morning..

[Diva]

Originally posted by Seabass Inna Bun
As a guy with an intestinal adhesion, I can't recommend Extra Strength Advil highly enough. Then again, you've probably been dealing with cramps longer than I have and probably know this.

I don't know what that stuff is made of, but its a girls best friend.

[Raiza]

That's ibuprofen, Diva. Don't mix it with alcohol, aspirin or any other anti-inflammatories.

Hope you feel better real soon, Buttercup.

[Diva]

Yeah, but I've taken other drugs with Ibuprofen and they don't work. There's something about Advil that does wonders for the uterus.

[Seabass Inna Bun]

Wouldn't know about that, but it makes for a happy diaphragm.

[Afragola]

We poor scientists here at Wyeth thank you for your support. [End Shill]

Seriously, Buttercup, hope you're feeling better soon! As I generally tell my girlfriend, try not to kill anyone unless they really deserve it.

[Eileen]

Originally posted by Diva
There's something about Advil that does wonders for the uterus.

So does Vicodin...the best cramp reliever there is :)

[Eileen]

Thanks for the well wishes guys, a gal appreciates your support during these emotional times :)

Cleo? She's all better now and after that purging it's no wonder.

[Diva]

Originally posted by Buttercup
So does Vicodin...the best cramp reliever there is :)

Believe me, if I could get my hands on those I would.