He Returns...

[Rath/Brendan]

The Bay is back.

Better than the Second Coming. Christ never fucked anybody.

[Andre Dellamorte]

Link?

[HBarr]

He was in the Indiana Jones 4 thread.

[Donald Wiskerando]

Hey Rath, there's a crisp five dollar bill in it for ya if you never use the word "the" again.

[Andre Dellamorte]

The Dellamorte thinks the Wiskerando has a point about the Bandu.

[billylove]

Michael Gay on Indy 4:

George is really geeky, but we still hang out sometimes, cause, well, some nights Hef's gotta clean the pool, if you know what I mean. And so we were talking and he let me read the Darabont draft. And let me tell you it sucked, okay. Indy sleeps with, like one girl, there's a lot of "gettin' old" jokes, and in jokes, and the action's just okay.

And so I pitched Lucas my "Indy treatment" all right, so it goes like this, right: 1945. War's over. Indy has to archive all these stollen Nazi goods. But Indy stumbles into a colony of Nazi women trained for both pleasure and murder. Right? And they don't know the war is over, so Indy has to fuck like half of them, and beat up the other half. And they have crossbows. Like lots of crossbows. But then Indy finds out that "ze Germans" are planning to reunite and bring back the nazis, so Indy has to go to this big ceremony, and then more stuff happens. No sidekick. But one of those crazy German women joins up with him, and then dies, and then Indy saves the world by fucking the european woman. I don't want to spoil it though, cause obviously George is interested.

[Andre Dellamorte]

Though he didn't talk about fucking hot bitchez in this post, I don't think Michael Bay could be any further from gaiety.

[Rath/Brendan]

Originally posted by Donald Wiskerando
Hey Rath, there's a crisp five dollar bill in it for ya if you never use the word "the" again.

Don't blame me, blame The Bateman.

[Andre Dellamorte]

There is no The before Batman either. Jeez. It's just Batman.

[Tony Ryan]

Not if The Edge has anything to say about it.

[Donald Wiskerando]

I call him The Bat-Man, cuz I'm old skool.