Trolls

[Nick Nunziata]

No discussion in this thread, please. Just post the names of folks I have to keep an eye on. Now that I've allowed registration again, there's always going to be fools who come in and waste their time. Please post them here and try not to be smart asses about this.

[walter-konkrete]

HankKommit
Phantasm
KilledByDeath

please close registration again. Pretty soon, I'll have so many people onmy ignore list, I won't be able to read anything.

[Queen Mushroom]

Well, not so much an asshole as a raving lunatic.

[Blunt]

So, um, maybe I'm stupid, but I kinda wonder what's the point of asking us to point ou trolls if you're still gonna allow them to roam free and not gonna do anything about them. There's no way KilledbyDeath shouldn't have been banned 5 days ago.

[Jason P. Thompson]

HankKommit has been mentioned, but he seems to have turned around since he first started to post. I'd just keep one good eye on him, though.

[walter-konkrete]

KilledByDeath has got to go.

[JacknifeJohnny]

Originally posted by walter-konkrete
KilledByDeath has got to go.

Does he really bother people that much?
A guy I don't know, screaming into his computer, isn't exactly the "face of intimidation" to me.
I suppose you guys fear a AICN like atmosphere, which is reasonable.

[prala is just for jk]

KilledbyDeath turns a normal thread into a free for all. But others shouldn't feed him. If you know what I mean.

[Werbal_Kint]

Hankkommit has actually been a productive member lately. KilledByDeath is King Troll.

[walter-konkrete]

Originally posted by JacknifeJohnny
Does he really bother people that much?
A guy I don't know, screaming into his computer, isn't exactly the "face of intimidation" to me.
I suppose you guys fear a AICN like atmosphere, which is reasonable.

It's not about intimidation, its about spamming the boards with topics that are nothing more than expletive filled tirades and homophobic slurs with no insight.

He's also a thread hijacker who obliterates anything resembling a good dialogue by insulting posters and spewing idiotic nonsens.

He's on my ignore list, but when threads devolve into back and forth wankery incited by this lackwit, the ignore list only helps so much.

[devincf]

FarrahK and HankKommit are so obviously trolls they might as well have it in their signatures.

[slowpulse]

nick, just out of curiosity, what do you do when someone posts the name of an alleged troll here or PMs you about it? do you wait until several other chewers complain about him/her, or do you just check out the troll's recent posts to verify?

[Marcus Brody]

Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
If this thread is any indication, then I guess the FCC does not have such a hard case to make defending its recent bullying tactics, after all. God bless America.

Originally posted by Nick Nunziata
No discussion in this thread, please.

[thedudeabides]

The majority of the new people you let onto the boards are only here to cause problems.

It's even spilling over into previously quiet areas of the boards.

I think you should re-examine the process of opening the boards again.

[Geoff Foster]

Originally posted by thedudeabides
The majority of the new people you let onto the boards are only here to cause problems.


****ELITISM ALERT!****

[thedudeabides]

Originally posted by AgentOrange
****ELITISM ALERT!****

Not at all.

Look at joined date and post count of so called "trolls" and you'll see that that is a logical statement, NOT elitism.

[Geoff Foster]

Originally posted by thedudeabides
Not at all.

Look at joined date and post count of so called "trolls" and you'll see that that is a logical statement, NOT elitism.

Bollocks.

[thedudeabides]

rogerthat

[Permanent Guest]

Of course the trolls have new accounts, because they've already been banned a bunch of times. If you'sd let them stay, they'd have a registration date of a year ago or so.

I'm sure of the new ones will be just fine.

And then there's me, with an unmatched level of Awesomivity. And I'm new.

[Raiza]

DragonChan

[HBarr]

Ditto on DragonChan.

[DragonChan]

Oh my GOD sometimes Americans can be big racist tattletalers!

http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag2.gif

[Brad Millette]

I'll go ahead and third the DragonChan vote.

The 'round-eye' bit is just taking a dumb joke too far.

[devincf]

DragonChan suddenly got much more coherent and right wing in the politics thread. Huh. Who would have thought?

[billylove]

Originally posted by Malachi Constant
You probably already know this, but Creepy Thin Man is a douche.

Dittos.

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=60798

Definately a long winded troll, or cut and past from some other forum.

[Alice in Wonderland]

He was a staple on AICN for a while (still could be) usually posting lengthy rants about Harry Knowles. Certainly someone with the same username, in any case.

[devincf]

he's phantasm, i'm sure.

[Dan Whitehead]

pismofilmdude - crappy Sprite shill.

[Rex Hudler]

Big Rich needs to exit. I just threw up in my mouth.

[Brad Millette]

Yeah, today's activities in the CC forum went from mildly amusing to fucking vile pretty damn fast.

[Gus Bjork]

Yeah, Big Rich is okay. He just got a little squirlly is all.

But that picture. Oh geez. I wish I would have never seen that.

[Jacob Singer]

Big Rich comes off as a complete idiot in just about every thread I've read of his. But a troll? Probably not.

[devincf]

I don't have a lot of proof, but username: GET AIDS NOW! might be worth looking out for.

[zombiesdontrun]

rigormotis bob

[zombiesdontrun]

Originally posted by Malachi Constant
You're joking, right?


...about?

[Clarence Beaks]

Originally posted by Big Rich
That is on devincf's hands. He changed the hyperlink to a pic of himself to the pic you saw.

Devin had nothing to do with that picture, Big Rich. It was a sign from Almighty God warning you to cease your sinful ways. Kneel with me, friend, and join me in prayer. After we finish, we'll give voice to hymn number 258, "Head Like a Hole".

[Isao Kanemasa]

"This is uplift!"

[Slater]

Originally posted by Big Rich
BTW, do I know you?

Translation: "I want to know why you decided to hurt me"

[Clarence Beaks]

Originally posted by Big Rich
... and then you wanna come over here and play Helen Keller on me.

Kinky.

[zombiesdontrun]

Originally posted by Malachi Constant
Rigormortis Bob... I never thought I'd see a variation of that name again. Little fuck was banned once. I'm gonna have a nice hearty laugh if this is the same guy.


i`m afraid i don`t follow, but i heard that guy was a legend here, almost mystical. does he really exist?

[Gus Bjork]

Pizza Kid was the real legend. A blazing comet that kid was. Doomed from the begining but a beautiful sight nonetheless.

[zombiesdontrun]

Originally posted by Malachi Constant
Not a legend. A turd. Not even worthy of troll status.

I guess "Are you him?" is the question I should be asking. I'm inclined to doubt that possibility, as you seem to be able to form a complete sentence... but the punctuation matches right up. So... are you?


no sir, thankyou kindly. just a new poster lookin to make a name for himself. i`m hank dellamorte btw

[Slater]

Originally posted by Big Rich
Oh and Slater, don't be asking for anymore favors at the corner. I read your damn screenplay and gave you input and then you wanna come over here and play Helen Keller on me.

Quit being a shrieking ninny and learn to take a goddamned joke.

[CreepyThinMan]

On A.I.C.N. I used to be known as “Phantasm”, “CreepyThinMan”, “EvilDead” and a few other names. On CHUD you knew me as “Phantasm”, “KilledByDeath” and now I am once again the “CreepyThinMan”. Look past the flesh and see your enemy!

The problem isn’t the fact that I’m an asshole or a lunatic of which I am on both counts. I’m afraid the real problem is that CHUD is actually a “High School Simulator™” with the same little cliques of ASS KISSERS, DOUCHBAGS and FUCKHEADS like Nordling and Moriarty who are more or less massaging Harry’s asshole with their tongues over at A.I.C.N. The same can be said for most of the SHIT EATING ASSWIPES that frequent this site and fellatiate Nick on such a regular basis it’s as though his was Jesus and his cum was the secret to immortality!

You could charge people for the “privilege” of registering like Kevin Smith suggests and if “Jersey Girl” wasn’t the steaming pill of COW SHIT that it was then more people would take that idea seriously but he’s a supposedly-high-minded-suckshit that likes to whine about how people are being mean to him then pretends to be some kind of intellectual and gives off an air of superiority to mask the fact that he is a worthless slag of a human being who’s only legacy will be his dick and fart jokes. I guess he’s in good company here at CHUD.

P.S. I seem to remember seeing Nick on CNN a while ago. Was it him and if soo, MY GOD does he look like bookish freak!:eek!:

Speaking of freaks. There’s a picture of Guillermo Del Toro in the new issue of Fangoria and HOLY FUCK does he look like Knowles. Now that Del Toro is living in Texas I live in fear that he and Knowles might turn homo and start stabbing each others poo. The sight of that would be proof positive that THERE IS NO GOD and would probably cause the Universe to implode!!!

[devincf]

Fellatiate should be a word. It sounds awesome.

[Alan "Nordling" Cerny]

Originally posted by CreepyThinMan
On A.I.C.N. ...I’m an asshole ... lunatic ... I’m afraid... Nordling ...asshole ... fellatiate ...his cum was the secret to immortality!

... implode!!!

Indeed.

[Dan Whitehead]

I like how that thread started out as just the first paragraph, but then he felt compelled to go back and add all that good stuff afterwards, like it was an important point he forgot to include.

[Doug]

Originally posted by CreepyThinMan
Look and see
that I’m an asshole or a lunatic
I’m afraid of intellectual superiority
I would be proof positive that THERE IS NO GOD

[slowpulse]

The problem isn’t the fact that I’m an assholeehm... actually, it is. and you also need a new hobby.

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

See, this is what I do not understand. Every other month we have some jackass come in try to 'save' us from the social depravity of CHUD.com or the malicious rule of Nick Nunziata, but always fail to recognize the hypocrisy of their efforts. People that have been here a few years feel neither forced to post on the boards or oppressed by Nick's extremely fair user policy, yet we are continuously told that we suffer both. I deem it only fair to steal a quote from Bill Hicks in this case when I say 'You are free to do what we tell you.', which is exactly how most of these trolls come across. They attack and insult us under the guise of enlightenment, and then try to blame their attacks on the very people they are trying to 'save'.

I've heard CHUD.com and AICN referred to as a 'clique' when these trolls attempt to explain their motivations for ruining the environment. Much like life outside the boards, you just can't introduce yourself into a new social atmosphere and expect to have to the same rapport or be given the same level of respect as people who have been there for years. There are people who were new, but earned their piece by making intelligent and interesting posts. Not by assuming a prison style method of respect and calling out a veteran member of the boards, then expecting to assume their position in the hoard.

If you want to start a club for people that can't make it on the Internet, I suggest saving $20 and registering a domain for yourself. Then you and the other 30 people in the world that can't even pretend to be decent human beings, on the easiest medium of communication to conceal your negative personal traits, can live in perpetual disharmony and ironically create the same milieu you are set to obliterate.

[CreepyThinMan]

Ugly Goblin Boy, wow, I am sooooo humbled. Your profound insight and wisdom leads me to believe that you are the pathetic sub-human who spends his worthless non-existence writing slogans for fortune cookies!

Suck that muthafuka!!!

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

Originally posted by CreepyThinMan
Ugly Goblin Boy, wow, I am sooooo humbled. Your profound insight and wisdom leads me to believe that you are the pathetic sub-human who spends his worthless non-existence writing slogans for fortune cookies!

Suck that muthafuka!!!

The fact that you responded touches me deeper than your father did you as a tender infant.

[Hoffman]

Cosmoline is borderline troll, his/her posts seem calculated to cause offence with their wilful stupidity.

But I have none for the quipping and bitching leftists here and in Euroland. They are beneath contempt and I know perfectly well what the real motivation is--THEY HATE JEWS. They always have and they always will.
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[Hoffman]

Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
...a goodly portion of the European population are anti-semetic and, therefor, hate the Jews

What evidence do you have for this?
I've lurked on this site for a good 18 months or so, and at times have really enjoyed the political debates, but the lazy labelling from both sides of the political divide serves little purpose other than to antagonise. Essentially it adds nothing to the arguement other than to push it one step closer to rabid name-calling. So, enlighten me with your evidence of this widespread Euro-racism. Please make it contempary, because if you hit on World War 2 I'll have to retort with America's (I presume you're American) more recent segragation laws (not to mention eugenics programme).

Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
Cosmoline is not a troll; Cosmoline is a ogre who has a differing political view from the real troll(s)http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag11.gif on this site. Cosmoline is good peeps. :cool:

Originally posted by Cosmoline
It is always permissible for a free nation to overthrow a dictatorship. No UN approval required. That's all I'm saying. So the whole WMD business seems like a red herring from foggy bottom and the UN.

Or how about this bewildering post, making the case for retroactive censorship?

Originally posted by Cosmoline
The problem is, there really *are* crack suicide squads out there, and they're far less humorous than Otto. What was a Python joke in the early 70's (the squad in LOB was a spinoff of the suicidal Scottsmen sketch on Flying Circus) has become all too real.

:rolleyes:

[Whitey Powers, Jive Homicide Det.]

bartholemue

the latest loser to think Chud is the place where you come to make ridiculous posts about how much you hate Kevin Smith, because you wont pay the two bucks to do it at viewaskew.com, even though no matter where no one cares, and its all just sad ramblings of a jealous, envious, whiney piece of shit.

[Trip Fontaine]

I accuse Sean Bateman of being a troll. He does nothing but follow me around and make snide comments.

He is not interested in making civil conversation with anyone. If there is a dissenting voice, such as someone who dislikes HELLBWOY, he will smack them down by calling them "douchewagon" or "douche" or something like that.

That's not helpful to anyone.http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag7.gif

[Sean Bateman]

You know what's also not helpful to anyone? Being a douchewagon. So stop.

[zombiesdontrun]

i`m a troll

[devincf]

Sindey Bristow

[Sindey Bristow]

devincf

Does anyone really not know this for truth? http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag2.gif
Every user that unceremoniously gets snuffed out for being disrespectful or nasty only highlights the hypocricy of his continued posting career. Strict behavior guidelines or 2 faced cliquey heirarchy. Look for the word "Guest" under my name shortly and stay tuned for another "Troll" http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag2.gifaccusation within a day or so by Devin for another user that isn't quite as nasty as he is. Then you'll know which it is.

Strict posting guidelines?

Or 2 faced clique?

[devincf]

Give me a break. Just about every one of your 14 posts is making fun of "internerds." You name dropped me on your sixth post. You're obviously a previously banned person.

[Sindey Bristow]

I speak for everyone when I say "Thank Jesus, that you were here to tell on me."

[Jacob Singer]

Thank god we have people like Sidney and Big Rich here to save us from ourselves. Their dedication is inspirational.

[devincf]

Looks like the scorched planet boards are down, which explains why people like fishy kotex (as sindey) and randomness (as YATH) are posting here so much.

[Sindey Bristow]

Just some routine maintenance.

I mean.... who?

[Straxboy - An Anthony Hickox Film]

It's all true. And I also know what a troll is.

[Hoffman]

Originally posted by Nick Nunziata
No discussion in this thread, please. Just post the names of folks I have to keep an eye on. Now that I've allowed registration again, there's always going to be fools who come in and waste their timehttp://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag11.gif. Please post them here and try not to be smart asses about this.

Originally posted by ThreadBare
You guys didn't read the rules. Now pay attention.

I was wondering when someone was going to bring that up.

[Crowbar Joe]

If you go by what has been said early in this thread, anyone with a low post-count is automatically A Troll. I've towed the line through 37 posts, but it still seems I will be looked at as a troll.http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag4.gif

How many posts do I have to have before I am no longer considered A Troll (or Possible Troll, as you may want to say) and a genuine legit Jr. Chewer?

And that is a legit question, friends. I thought this place had a friendly vibe. Am I wrong?

[Doug]

Originally posted by Crowbar Joe
If you go by what has been said early in this thread, anyone with a low post-count is automatically A Troll. I've towed the line through 37 posts, but it still seems I will be looked at as a troll.http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag4.gif

How many posts do I have to have before I am no longer considered A Troll (or Possible Troll, as you may want to say) and a genuine legit Jr. Chewer?


You mean posts like this?-
"Well, i didn't know I was being graded on technicalities, asshole. I forgot where I was posting..."

[Crowbar Joe]

I was responding to somebody else, Bobhttp://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag4.gif.

Picking on technicalities is a troll tactic. Should I add Werbal to this thread? No. Why? Because I don't care.

Go fuck yourself.

[walter-konkrete]

please close registration again. These boards aren't fun anymore

[Embrodak]

Originally posted by Crowbar Joe
If you go by what has been said early in this thread, anyone with a low post-count is automatically A Troll. I've towed the line through 37 posts, but it still seems I will be looked at as a troll.http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag4.gif

How many posts do I have to have before I am no longer considered A Troll (or Possible Troll, as you may want to say) and a genuine legit Jr. Chewer?

And that is a legit question, friends. I thought this place had a friendly vibe. Am I wrong?

When I registered here, I was never accused of being a troll. I think it's because I didn't come in with my head up my ass and make posts that were obviously meant to just stir shit up and cause flame wars.

So, if you're a newbie and you don't want to be called a troll, don't be a jack-ass. It's really simple.

Edit: This post was not meant to call Crowbar Joe a jack-ass or a troll. I was just using his post to relate mine to.

[Crowbar Joe]

I understand Embrodak. And I've done nothing "trollish," aside from respond a bit harshly to Werbal and Clark. I defended my postions, and that's not trolling. I also found this thread and some of the statements in it curious.

But as Nick asked that it not be used for "discussion," I've already been naughty, so i bow out of this with a better view on what the vibe is around here.

Carry on...

[The Manchurian]

Originally posted by embrodak
When I registered here, I was never accused of being a troll. I think it's because I didn't come in with my head up my ass and make posts that were obviously meant to just stir shit up and cause flame wars.

So, if you're a newbie and you don't want to be called a troll, don't be a jack-ass. It's really simple.

Edit: This post was not meant to call Crowbar Joe a jack-ass or a troll. I was just using his post to relate mine to.

I would like to nominate myself as a troll. I am a newbie, and I have indeed acted like a jack-ass in a couple of the threads.

I realise now that Chud is no place for fun and games. http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag14.gif

[Buster Hymen]

This thread is a perfect example of what is wrong with CHUD. Rampant clique-ish Neo-MacCarthyism.

Trolls! Trolls everywhere!http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag13.gif

[Slater]

You've made something like 20 different posts in the span of ten minutes. For someone who doesn't like this site, you sure seem compelled to chime in on every single thread.

[Buster Hymen]

Originally posted by Slater
You've made something like 20 different posts in the span of ten minutes. For someone who doesn't like this site, you sure seem compelled to chime in on every single thread. http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag13.gif

I'm not only full of shit, but opinions as well. Curry brings out the shit, CHUD brings out the opinions.

[Buster Hymen]

Originally posted by ThreadBare
I don't care who you are, that's funny. http://www.sewerchewers.com/images/flags/flag13.gif

Oh thanks, threadbare. I heart you. Big time.

[Brad Millette]

Was there a massive culling this afternoon?

[jvc]

Damn, that was pathetic. All that elaborate planning from those who will never know the touch of a woman. Sad.

[billylove]

I think this thread can be closed.

Just look, the trolls are pointing themselves out.

[Permanent Guest]

I think Can of Bees is a troll.

[jvc]

.

[slowpulse]

it's a bit misleading to see that below banned people's names it says "guest". nick should change that to "troll": it would be sort of a nice statement. kind of like... "this is all that's left of this annoying individual"

[Permanent Guest]

I would just like to mention that my post above was funnier when it followed several posts by Can of Bees that were obviously trolling and had lots of nasty pictures.

Future generations, please take note.

[jvc]

Deborah June. Either a troll or a person with very bad taste in men.

[Jacob Singer]

hellboyalways is a new one. See his post in the Leak thread to confirm.

[HBarr]

Phartz Daley

[Jacob Singer]

Phartz Delay, absolutely. What is it about trolls that makes them think that pretending to be a female will allow them to get away with more shit? Especially when, with every post, it's obviously a MALE poster?

[Gist]

If Phartz Daley is a woman, then she's a cunt.

[The Sphinx]

I third the nomination for Phartz Daley. Or fourth. Or whatever.

[uberkuhe]

Phartz Daley, WhatsThePoint and Kernunnos are trolls and more than likely SP ones. Can't you check their ip's or something?

[Brad Millette]

WhatsThePoint really, really needs to go.

All he's doing is to try and stir shit up, and cause bigger fights than already happen.

[The Hamburglar]

Originally posted by CreepyThinMan
On A.I.C.N. I used to be known as “Phantasm”, “CreepyThinMan”, “EvilDead” and a few other names. On CHUD you knew me as “Phantasm”, “KilledByDeath” and now I am once again the “CreepyThinMan”. Look past the flesh and see your enemy!

The problem isn’t the fact that I’m an asshole or a lunatic of which I am on both counts. I’m afraid the real problem is that CHUD is actually a “High School Simulator™” with the same little cliques of ASS KISSERS, DOUCHBAGS and FUCKHEADS like Nordling and Moriarty who are more or less massaging Harry’s asshole with their tongues over at A.I.C.N. The same can be said for most of the SHIT EATING ASSWIPES that frequent this site and fellatiate Nick on such a regular basis it’s as though his was Jesus and his cum was the secret to immortality!

You could charge people for the “privilege” of registering like Kevin Smith suggests and if “Jersey Girl” wasn’t the steaming pill of COW SHIT that it was then more people would take that idea seriously but he’s a supposedly-high-minded-suckshit that likes to whine about how people are being mean to him then pretends to be some kind of intellectual and gives off an air of superiority to mask the fact that he is a worthless slag of a human being who’s only legacy will be his dick and fart jokes. I guess he’s in good company here at CHUD.

P.S. I seem to remember seeing Nick on CNN a while ago. Was it him and if soo, MY GOD does he look like bookish freak!:eek!:

Speaking of freaks. There’s a picture of Guillermo Del Toro in the new issue of Fangoria and HOLY FUCK does he look like Knowles. Now that Del Toro is living in Texas I live in fear that he and Knowles might turn homo and start stabbing each others poo. The sight of that would be proof positive that THERE IS NO GOD and would probably cause the Universe to implode!!!

You know, if you could convert the raw mania of posts like this into energy you could power entire cities. Its almost...purity,with absolutely no buffers in place between thught and words. I particularly liked the image of Guillermo Del Toro and harry Knowles "stabbing each others poo." Its hilarious in a Strangelove type of way.

[moovyphreak]

Deborah June.

I'm fucking SICK seeing a new thread about Christian Brando every time I enter the GOSSIP forum.

[Queen Mushroom]

Agreed with moovyphreak, to a degree. Her brand of trolling is somewhat different and amusing to its own way. However, I keep expecting for her to open a new topic saying that she's got Brando in her basement (he's soooo pretty!!! and innocent!!!!) and she wants to know the best way to freeze-dry and mount him on her living room wall.

Also, the tag-team of Donkinator and Roundhouse should be banned, or at least contained somehow. The former has managed to embarass himself in no less than three threads over the past couple days.

[The Sphinx]

Roundhouse and Donkinator. I'm becoming convinced they attend the same Junior High School. Hell, they may occupy the same head.

Want evidence? Check out this (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62617) and that (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62599). And look here (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62577) and there (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62574).

On a related note... isn't there any way to prevent new members from creating new threads? Sure, I know, that punishes the new people who come aboard who are perfectly fine, upstanding members of the internet community. But it seems that a great deal of the trolling problem centers around these pointless juvenile threads that crowd the main forum.

[Loki]

I usually don't care about trolls, but all these new members are getting on my fucking nerves. Everytime I read some lame-ass post and look at the left I read "Mar 2004" or "Apr 2004". Some of the new members are really pathetic and are just posting plain shit. The lastest guys were the two already mentioned in the previous post.
First I really didn't know what Nick was talking about in the leak about the trolls coming out when he's gone. Well he was right.
Out.

[Nick Nunziata]

Originally posted by uberkuhe
Phartz Daley, WhatsThePoint and Kernunnos are trolls and more than likely SP ones. Can't you check their ip's or something?

gone!

[Nick Nunziata]

Originally posted by The Sphinx always gets the sake
Roundhouse and Donkinator. I'm becoming convinced they attend the same Junior High School. Hell, they may occupy the same head.

Want evidence? Check out this (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62617) and that (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62599). And look here (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62577) and there (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62574).

On a related note... isn't there any way to prevent new members from creating new threads? Sure, I know, that punishes the new people who come aboard who are perfectly fine, upstanding members of the internet community. But it seems that a great deal of the trolling problem centers around these pointless juvenile threads that crowd the main forum.

gone

[Werbal_Kint]

"You're a loose cannon Nunziata!"

"But I get results, chief!"

And how. Take it to 'em "Axel"!

[Loki]

Wow, that was fast Nick. Thanks. I hope i don't get kicked that fast.

[Ron Vogel]

I agree with the idea of there being a minimum amount of time before you can create new threads after becoming a member.

[moovyphreak]

While that would be a good prevention, these trolls would more than likely just post random shit until they reached the point at which they could start their own new threads. Unless Nick sets it to a minimum of 500 posts or something. Then, they would really have to work for their abuse of these boards.

[Ron Vogel]

Time limit, not post limit, that way spamming would hold no advantage for them.

[zombiesdontrun]

so from what i`ve read some of you don`t like people who are "guests" or have fewer posts than you do, does that mean that anyone who`s new is a troll?

[Slater]

No, it just means that people are getting overly paranoid.

Time limits or post limits before you're allowed to start threads? Are you fucking kidding me? Why don't we start handing out merit badges, too?

Ignore the morons. Ban the troublemakers. Problems solved. There's no need to turn this ridiculous shit into some kind of jihad against anybody with a post count under 500.

[Ron Vogel]

You know, it'd be cool to only allow usernames after a certain time limit too. It'd be like a giant pool of faceless posters learning how to not fall out of line, and only the ones that can endure the time limit without upsetting us can rise from the ranks and become someone with an identity.

[The Sphinx]

Originally posted by zombiesdontrun
so from what i`ve read some of you don`t like people who are "guests" or have fewer posts than you do, does that mean that anyone who`s new is a troll? Originally posted by The Sphinx always gets the sake
On a related note... isn't there any way to prevent new members from creating new threads? Sure, I know, that punishes the new people who come aboard who are perfectly fine, upstanding members of the internet community. There was a reason I added that little caviat... so that, you know, people wouldn't accuse me of calling all new posters trolls. Oh well.

Originally posted by Slater
Ignore the morons. Ban the troublemakers. Problems solved. There's no need to turn this ridiculous shit into some kind of jihad against anybody with a post count under 500. Now let's be reasonable here. Who said jihad? All I proposed was some limit (post count, but time limit would work as well) before a user can start creating new threads, perhaps on all forums, perhaps just on the main board.

Maybe that's too restrictive, I dunno. It was a suggestion, not a decree from heaven, so it's certainly open to criticism and refinement. But I will say this... I've been on these boards for almost a year now, I have a post count of... lessee... 608 at this particular moment. That's a newbie compared to the more respected Chewers. I've created, in that time, precisely 2 threads, and neither on the main board. Why? Because, to be honest, there isn't much I care to say that couldn't be said in a thread someone else already made. So I, personally, wouldn't feel very limitted by having to wait awhile to create new threads.

Perhaps other Chewers would feel differently.

[Slater]

Yeah, I get that, but my point is that trolls WANT to stir up trouble. They want to fuck up the message board and watch everyone run around quacking with their panties in a twist. They want us to impose more silly laws and regulations, because they think that's funny. And hell, sometimes it is.

If you ignore the dipshits and they don't get the attention they're looking for, sooner or later they'll leave, or get banned by a moderator, or whatever. But changing the whole message board just because everyone is so damn scared of those scary trolls is insane. That's high comedy for them. That's exactly what they want.

And I'm not singling you out here, Sphinx...there's just a general feeling of paranoia that's been present here for a while now. Let's make people pay to post! Let's ban certain email accounts! Let's spy on the trolls to make sure we know what they're doing at all times! Let's instantly accuse every newbie of being a bad guy! It's insane. And yeah, most of the newbies who have joined recently have been acting like shitfaced retards, but man...considering the reception they get, can you really blame them?

I dunno. This place is seeming more and more like a bad Fox soap opera lately. The only people who should be wringing their hands about this shit are the people who are directly affected...the guys that own these websites, or the guys that work for these websites. You, me, us guys who just hang out here to shoot the shit and have fun....it really doesn't affect us. At all.

Perspective. Everybody needs to get some perspective.

[Ken Savage]

All you are going to do by imposing something like that is piss off genuine posters and give the trolls more of the "We are saving you" ammo they want.

The sad fact is that there are people out there that take pleasure in trolling and will find ways to curcumvent any measures put in place.

But if you ignore them and ban them eventually they will get bord, or the site they come from will fall apart. It happened with the Facer and it will happen with SP and whatever comes next.

[Agent 86]

Originally posted by SlewFoot
I do not want to fight or ague with anyone. I sure am glad you are not going to ague with anyone.

That's sick.

[Jacob Singer]

Please read the Pat Tillman thread in the Politics forum and tell me Matt Carroll hasn't morphed into a troll.

[CTDeLude]

Matt goes, Dev goes, simple as that.

BTW I don't agree with Matt's tone in that thread.

[Guttenberg Fan Club]

DeLude = New Message Board Administrator

[CTDeLude]

Hardly, it's just that Matt is the Right version of Dev. If Matt's a troll then Dev's a troll. Again, simple as that.

[devincf]

shurgs

[CTDeLude]

Originally posted by devincf
shurgs

EXACTLY!

[Jacob Singer]

Originally posted by CTDeLude
Hardly, it's just that Matt is the Right version of Dev. If Matt's a troll then Dev's a troll. Again, simple as that.

Matt isn't a "right" version of Dev. Devin at least argues the subject matter, and posts on topic the vast majority of the time. For the last two months all Matt does is show up and insult his pea-brained idea of "evil liberals".

Devin contributes to the site, covers events, does interviews, writes columns. He's cut a little slack by the man that owns the fucking website.

Matt contributes nothing but bile.

[Jacob Singer]

What an informed response.

Devin works here. He ain't going anywhere. Get over your obsession.

[Jacob Singer]

You never let your friends get away with something you might not let a stranger?

[Jacob Singer]

Originally posted by The Happy Rampager
I thought you were the one most obsessed with me.



Just yesterday you were saying Guttenberg was obsessed with you. What a freakin' ego you must have...

[billylove]

Originally posted by The Happy Rampager
I don't think you should have said that Devin gets a pass for his trolling behaviour just because he works here, though. That would strike anyone as unfairness and favouritism. Are you saying that's how this board works?

This ain't a Democracy.

[Adam Warren]

The Happy Rampager is a troll and should be banned.

On a side note: what's with the www.*************/image.flags url in all some posts?

[Martianman]

Add PandorasLnchbox to the list. See this thread in DVD Discussion:

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63107

[Ron Vogel]

Add to the fact that he's the recently banned Roundhouse, or at least his brother.

[Colt45]

What exactly is a troll?

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

Clever girl.

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

OMFG!!!111 ROFL!!! THIS IZ UNB3LI3VABL3!!11

[RoyalNonesuch]

I called Devin fat. Devin called me a troll. That breaks even.

However, Otik, unprovoked, said this about me;

"And you're an annoying prick who is utterly useless."

Uh oh! That seems like something a troll would say, especially so unprovoked as it was. Watch out for Otik! He's dangerous. He'll lash out at any time, like a shark.

[RoyalNonesuch]

Didn't I mention in my initial post in this thread that I called Devin fat, and he called me a troll? I did, so you mentioned nothing new, unless it be that I "made fun of Columbine," which, according to Nick's own rules (i.e., being controversial is fine in music, art, or humor, whether you're writing a song from the perspective of a child molestor of cracking wise about Columbine) is perfectly acceptable.

[devincf]

This thread would be more fun if we tried to guess which of the four Scorched Planet people each troll was.

[RoyalNonesuch]

I am Mr. Stiffie.

[devincf]

Not funny enough.

[RoyalNonesuch]

Are you Andre Dellamorte?

[wadew1]

Can we speed things up? Just post the photoshopped picture of devin or nick, get banned, and come back a week later already.

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

Go away.

[RoyalNonesuch]

yea, fuck the man, man

[RoyalNonesuch]

Matt Carroll is a troll.

[Loki]

please fucking ban this idiot.

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

I would rather he is let free to roam the boards, at least then we know who to look out for.

[genome]

Hey! Here's an idea.... Ignore him.

[zombiesdontrun]

Originally posted by RoyalNonesuch
Are you Andre Dellamorte?

i am, friends call me hank btw.

[RegVelJohnson]

I don't understand hoy/why guests can post and create topics. Doesn't that negate the whole process?

[kittyinjammies]

Once it says Guest under their screenname, they've already been banned, honey.

[Permanent Guest]

Guest means bad.

[Momotaro]

Very clever, PG. Very clever indeed!

[Permanent Guest]

I've been banned.

[jay f]

Too bad you can't change registered and posts also.

And Location should just be blank.

[Permanent Guest]

I was just trying to do something nice for Nordling.

[thedudeabides]

Bring back Permanent Guest.
He is a cool guy.


But, why is it, some people have been banned and later make it back here...same names and all,

While some, like mrstiffie, don't even seem allowed here?


Is there some kind of banning hierarchy? Like number of offenses?

[Jacob Singer]

PG hasn't been banned, he just changed his custom user text to read "Guest".

Get it? "Permanent Guest"?

Better cut back on those white russians, dude.

[thedudeabides]

Well, that clinches it. I'm a douche.

Sorry 'bout that.


I still like Permanent Guest though.

[Permanent Guest]

Don't feel bad, dude. Maybe I'm a ghost stuck in the Internet. I am everywhere,and yet, nowhere.

I like the shirt you're wearing.

[Swykk]

.

[Swykk]

.

[Swykk]

Gotta learn to think before I jump. This is what they want.

Apologies for discussing in a non discussion thread.

[monkeycupcakes]

I think that chick, "monkeycupcakes" is a troll. At the very least, she's a poser. I don't think that she is a most delicious dessert.

[Ron Vogel]

Raw Mania. Example:

Oh and my opinion of Kirstin Dunst would go up significantly if Mary-Jane and Gwen Stacy (Maggie Gyllenhaal and YES you read that right bitches!) got down for some fucking hot lesbo action while Peter sprays his wad all over them¡¦..fap, fap, fap, fap, fap¡¦¡¦SSSSPPPPPPLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGEEEEEE!!!

[Ron Vogel]

Why is Captainbob able to delete his posts but I'm not?

[Momotaro]

Little SP person, just for personal curiousity, please explain why you keep coming back here. I would just love to know.

[Embrodak]

I usually don't post in reply to things about trolls, but I just want to put my two cents in and then gracefully bow out of the discussion.

When Nick first posted this thread, the only thing he said was, "Ignore them, and they'll go away." We should do that. The only reason they come back is cause they're able to get under our skin. We show them that every time we reply to them. It's very childish behavior, but it happens nonetheless. If we reall did ignore them, they would eventually get bored and it wouldn't be fun for them anymore. Thus, they leave.

Whenever we reply and start and argument with them, we're giving them exactly what they want. We've all seen where replying to them gets us, and that's what clutters up the boards. So, my advice (though admittedly, no one asked for it and perhaps doesn't want it) would be to just resist the urge to give them a response, no matter how much you want to. If you see a thread and you read it and can tell right away that it's a troll, don't respond. If they start to try to de-rail a thread, just ignore their comments and carry on with the conversation as if they never posted. If we don't, they're just going to keep on going as long as we're still giving them the satisfaction of having gotten on our nerves.

That's all I have to say. I'm done.

[Werbal_Kint]

I accuse Captainbob of having Downs-Syndrome, which is not allowed according to the CHUD.com by-laws.

[Momotaro]

Are there no late-night mods? I think that would help somewhat.

I'd also keep an eye on Billy Corgan. For someone only 4 posts into membership, he certainly takes a shine to helping dis a member.

[Chest Rockwell]

I second Mayhem's suggestion of Raw Mania.

[DJ Dylan]

Captainbob,monkeycupcakes,Slewfoot, Raw Mania

[monkeycupcakes]

Dude, I'm so not a troll. I had a couple of glasses of wine last night and made a bit of an ass of myself, but I'm not a troll. (hangs head in shame)

[BANNED]

Originally posted by DJ Dylan
Captainbob

I kinda like this guy, except for that whole deleting his posts thing, which is kind of lame. To surcease, I have placed a period at the end of this sentence.

[Queen Mushroom]

Harkening back to the "we need to close registration cuz n00bs are teh suck" demands, I'd like to point out that the low-post count people have lately become some of the most insightful posters on the main board. My favorites at the moment are ZaneParry and The Hamburglar.

[Burke]

This person. (http://chud.com/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=17381)

[Gist]

Raw Mania needs to go bye-bye.

[Brad Millette]

Hopefully Raw Mania (aka Phantasm, aka whatever else) can be banned for good this time.

[Isildur's Bangs]

I've been noticing a pattern on these boards that alot of the people that complain about 'trolls' are either baiting them, or to a lesser extent are trolling themselves.

So if anyone is listening or even gives a crap I think it'd be best for everyone to ignore the trolls (it's usually not hard to tell who they are) and if they're causing problems just report them, you won't have as much of a problem with them if they don't get so much attention.

[BANNED]

The Farce........ a clever anagram for "The Facer"??

TROLL

Please deal with him immediately

[Isildur's Bangs]

Uh huh? Facer? I have no clue what you're talking about.

[Loki]

don't care about him Farce, he's one himself.
He probably meant you're one of those guys from that thefacer site who molested Nick.

[Isildur's Bangs]

Yeah I figured he was, him being registered only this month and all.

[BANNED]

I wonder if this has anything to do with me being black. I just wonder.

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Originally posted by My Carob & Son
I wonder if this has anything to do with me being black. I just wonder.

Cute.
...But you should of gone the whole hog...
"I wonder if this has anything to do with me being a black, female, lesbian, Jew, quadroplegic, [INSERT MINORITY HERE]. I just wonder."

It don't matter...
An asshole's an asshole (and I'm a proud badge-wearer!).

Welcome!!

[jvc]

time-flies. Obvious troll.

[time-flies (BANNED. TROLL)]

? ? ?

[FarinaMystica]

Originally posted by jonvoight's car
time-flies. Obvious troll.

Painfully obvious.

Example thread (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1125231#post1125231)

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

Yeah, he put a pretty big road block on the My Family review thread here (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=64161)

[Seahawk]

I third the nomination for timeflies.

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=64275

[The Sphinx]

EDIT: I tip my hat to Seahawk.

[Adam Warren]

I called-out time flies aka sidney bristow aka fishy kotex ten days ago in the "should we legalize marijuana" thread -- see politics.

[zombiesdontrun]

where`s your proof? btw isn`t name calling grounds for termination?

[Kid Ego]

Plus he was in chat last night as Rigormortis Rob.

[BANNED]

PLUS he puts too many carriage returns in his posts

IMPROPER NETIQUETTE

AND he's always asking people to back up their blanket statements. Someone stop this maniac.

[Doug]

Originally posted by Adam Warren
I called-out time flies aka sidney bristow aka fishy kotex ten days ago in the "should we legalize marijuana" thread -- see politics.
Your cookie is in the mail.

[walter-konkrete]

don the jeweler

[jvc]

Originally posted by walter-konkrete
don the jeweler Seconded.

[Alan "Nordling" Cerny]

Originally posted by walter-konkrete
don the jeweler

But... but... he posted the Single Greatest First Post I've Ever Read!

Erm, yeah.

[BANNED]

Holy shit! If that guy gets banned it will be a crime against comedy. He only has three posts, and they are movie related and extremely funny. I cancel out one troll vote.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Originally posted by My Carob & Son
Holy shit! If that guy gets banned it will be a crime against comedy. He only has three posts, and they are movie related and extremely funny. I cancel out one troll vote. I disagree. They were easy hits and if he really had an opinion that he wanted to share, he would have posted in the proper threads that I linked to in his posts.

I nominate don the jeweler.

[Nick Nunziata]

Someone please PM me a list of the hated ones that need to go.

[RegVelJohnson]

Do I honestly even need to mention SubFloor?

[Shatner's Bassoon]

nipplering, anyone?

[Jacob Singer]

Damn, is school out for the summer already? Hopefully some of these simps have to go to camp this summer...

[Jason P. Thompson]

Originally posted by Shatner's Bassoon
nipplering, anyone? Yes. I agree.

[Jason P. Thompson]

Welcome to the other side.

[Jason P. Thompson]

No thanks, already glanced at it.

See you on the other side.

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Hey, nipplering, I'm sure you'll be back in a day or two...
Any chance of a heads-up on your new sig?
I'm an old fuck and typing gets tiring for me...so how about the firrst 3 letters so I can type-em up now...when I get the rest, I'll tap them in, too...

No, rush, young man...no rush...

These fingers ain't what they used to be...(your mom will tell you the same; ah, bless that whore...)

[Shatner's Bassoon]

Sleep tight, nipplering...

(damn, I FINALLY found him after all these years....)

[Embrodak]

hxpalucard

His post HERE (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1137188#post1137188) is what caught my eye. Don't know if he's a troll per se, but he's certainly offensive enough.

Edit to add: I don't usually like "telling" on folks for being trolls and such, but troll or not, the guy mentioned above and the guy who started the thread deserve to be kicked for just being absurdly tasteless. That thread just makes me sick. There's nothing funny about it, and it doesn't belong anywhere on this board, IMO.

[Ringo Juna]

I'll back up embrodak on hxpalucard and The G.

[Chest Rockwell]

Jesus Christ... I third embrodak's suggestion.

[Jacob Singer]

Fourthed.

[devincf]

Wait, is he a troll or tasteless? Are we now kicking people out for not being funny/having no taste? It would be like a holocaust in here.

[Jacob Singer]

Hehe, good point.

[Embrodak]

I think there is a fine line between someone who is just tasteless and unfunny and what that guy did in that thread. That, to me at least, is just disgusting. There's such a thing as "tasteless" humor that can also be funny. Making fun of a man who was gruesomely executed on camera by terrorists does not fall into that category.

[devincf]

So don't read it? I don't get what's the big deal. Unless he was trolling with that thread - ONLY trying to get negative reactions and work people into a lather - he didn't break any rules.

[Embrodak]

So don't read it?

You could say that about every troll that comes on these boards. If someone gets on your nerves, don't read it. But everyone still reads their stuff, and they still get banned for it. So why do we consider those people to be breaking the rules and the guys I mentioned to be not breaking the rules? They're all just trying to stir up shit. I just don't see how anyone can find that unoffensive, much less funny.

[devincf]

There's no rule here about being offensive, but there is a rule about trying to annoy people and disrupt the board.

[Embrodak]

Whatever. I personally think that he was trying to disrupt and annoy with that thread, but it's just my opinion. And your entitled to yours. But how the hell could that guy think he was not going to annoy/offend anyone? He had to have done it with that in mind.

And regardless of what you or I think, I couldn't find the thread this morning, so I guess Nick found it disruptive enough to get rid of it.

[Permanent Guest]

Why haven't I been reported here yet?

[Werbal_Kint]

'Cause you're cool.

[Permanent Guest]

Yeah, but we're FOUR pages in now, and every other time I make a post someone calls me a troll. But nobody's dropped the dime on me. What the hell do I have to do around here to be taken seriously?

I hope this board is hit by a meteor and everyone on it dies (except for me).

[Werbal_Kint]

Does that make sense?

[devincf]

Because you're a poor excuse for a troll.

[Permanent Guest]

Poor or not, this is the troll thread. A thread to report trolls. You're shirking your duties.

Devin Faraci: the McCarthy of message boards.

[Permanent Guest]

See, I was here first. I went to SP because they were entertaining and you guys couldn't stop talking about them, so I went to see what was up.

If I wanted to be a troll, I could be a great one. Most of you guys are the easiest bunch to get riled up.

You guys call anyone who starts posting a troll, and it's hilarious. Cosmoline must be a troll because he posts about guns a lot. I bet dudeabides would have been called a troll for posting in character way back when, and he's obviously not.

This place is too funny...you want everything to be biting wit and satirical or whatever, but when someone like Slater makes a thread that specifically states if you post in it he's going to insult you, everyone he insults becomes a whiny bitch.

[Werbal_Kint]

That sounds like TROLL talk to me.

[Permanent Guest]

I think I could be a great troll contrary to what greaseface thinks. Let me make a case for myself. Check out this thread.

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=60417&perpage=80&pagenumber=1

An innocent, stupid remark by me. And look what happens! Total thread derailment that goes on for pages and pages of inanity.

And to supplement my arguement, here's a great link supplied to me by my SP chums, who make sure to keep all of this catalogued:

http://www.devincf.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=4430

Look at how the losers mobilized to give me what for! "Oh dear, Permanent Guest said something dumb! Quick Hellboy, quickly Beaks, get over there STAT!" Why do they call me a "she?"

Now I guess they'll be talking about me in their secret blog area, just like they do Nick and Micah and SP. I feel so warm inside. But that's just because I peed myself.

[Werbal_Kint]

Well, to be fair Guest, anybody who disagrees with Sean Bateman's Official Film Declarations of Quality will start a flame war.

[Martianman]

galastore

Cancer shill. DVD and Culture forums (at least) shilling cigarettes.

[DaveB]

Come on. (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=65320)

[Isildur's Bangs]

Hcparker (http://chud.com/forums/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=39939)

[Nick Nunziata]

Alright, who else needs to get the heave-ho?

[Whitey Powers, Jive Homicide Det.]

I think you should somehow take away some peoples power to start threads. That might lower the amount of completely pointless threads that you seems to dislike. I nominate new member aryan for this, for consistently pointless threads in his 30 post short time on the site.

[devincf]

Hey, my humor isn't up there with "What does devin eat" threads where pictures of shit are posted, but I try my best.

[Werbal_Kint]

... a thread which was placed OFF these boards for our own simplistic amusement.

[devincf]

So being a pussy and making fun of me behind my back is better than me doing it to your face, such as it is. Gotcha.

[Werbal_Kint]

Well, seeing as how banination would likely have ensued, I felt it was probably wiser to not place it on these boards, since there are enough garbage threads as it is.

But if you'd rather we post petty comments about you here or even at your messageboard, then I guess that's what we'll do in the future.

[Jason P. Thompson]

More of a spammer....

muzzaofoz

[moovyphreak]

nicelady

More like annoyinglady. She has done nothing but bump up those Christian Brando threads that Deborah June created back in April. Since there were several threads in more than one forum, she went around and resurrected them.

Example (scroll to the bottom):
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=61705

[devincf]

That's even remotely the same. Which one are you? Orangeboy, walterpill, towelie or georges melies?

[Gist]

Originally posted by TBailey
Would the above nonsense be the reason this harmless thread (http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=67373) got locked?

I think it has more to do with the fact that the topic at hand is played-out and pointless.

[Micah Robinson]

Bye.

[devincf]

He's looking for the Do My Homework forum.

[devincf]

I never started!

[Micah Robinson]

The bye was a pointless sendoff from me to someone I deleted previously today (Pumpkin Eater). If I was saying bye to Tbailey, methinks I would've deleted him a little sooner than HOURS after making my bye post.

Of course, I am going to delete him now. Next time you private message someone (on another board, of course), keep it private. Ta.

[Alan "Nordling" Cerny]

ChuckAltamont

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=1191139#post1191139

[Jacob Singer]

Brainbug, obviously.

[Cheese Biscuits]

Yeah... this guys needs a cock punch.

[Matt Goldberg]

And if it's at all possible, delete all his threads.

[Jacob Singer]

subtextoe

[Gist]

This thread is hilarious with the troll posts deleted. Devin looks at least 184% more schizophrenic.

[Greg Clark]

I dunno if he qualifies as an actual troll, but Coach is most certianly one of the biggest spammers in recent memories. Take a look at the Gossip forum to see him bumping up three month old threads to boost his post count.

[devincf]

Coach is previously deleted member Milton.