Chewer of the Year Rules/Nominations

[Rivers Axl Rose Cuomo]

With the facelift of the boards and an aura of great argumentative movie talk, there are certain people that stand out when a conundrum appears in a topic or certain people just add that special nth degree to the topic at hand.

Now's the time to celebrate the presence of these Chewers with the Chewer of the Year Award.

What will occur is from now (December 26) until December 29, there will be a nomination period where in this thread, people will simply type the screen-name of the Chewer they want nominated. A sentence or two to explain the choice would be great but not mandatory. As soon as a Chewer receives five (5) nominations, they are in the running for the final poll which will be up on December 30. The voting period for this final poll will go from December 30 until January 5 when votes will be tabulated and the person with the most votes will be declared CHEWER OF THE YEAR.

Criteria:
-the Chewer to be nominated has to have been a member of the boards as of December of 2002
-if the December of 2002 criteria is not fulfilled, a post count of over 1000 will suffice
-any current registered member of the boards may nominate and participate in the final vote
-please don't troll in the nomination or poll threads

Good luck to all who are nominated!

(edit: Further Rules)
-you can't nominate yourself
-you may only nominate one person per day

[Gruber]

Can you vote or nominate for yourself?

[Greg Clark]

Let's just give it to Slater or Whitehead and be done with it.

[Wolfwood]

Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
I nominate moovyphreak. Some might think I'd be gauche and nominate myself but, the selfless being that I am, I could never bring myself to do it. That's just me, I guess. :o

"My fellow Decepticons, I nominate myself as your new leader."

[Slater]

Whitehead.

[Slater]

Can we cast negative votes?

[flyarz]

You're the new Molinaro, BD.

[Parker]

I hate to be a Negative Nancy...but...

Are you guys sure this is a good idea? Turning these boards into a popularity contest?

I don't know. I've seen it done at other boards. It's not pretty. It just gets petty and people gety bitchy. And that's a lot of words that end in Y.

I'm not trying to piss on your idea, just something to consider.

[Jim Pappas/Jabba]

I say we allow someone to be declared "Chewer of The Year."

Then we kill them.

:eek:

[Django]

It should go to The Nunz for the simple fact he continues to pay to allow dipshits to have a voice...

[Jim Pappas/Jabba]

Sean. You are absolutely right.

[Avalon]

I agree. Nick Nunziata for this year, past years and the future..for without him, none of us would be here.

[Dan Whitehead]

Not that I think that such popularity contests are neccesarily a healthy thing, but...

MIA Chewer: Voltes.

Active Chewer: Alice.

Both have never failed to be both intelligent and humourous, at the same time.

[Agent Back Smith]

Micah!

[Del Griffith]

thedudeabides

[Kevin Matchstick]

Gotta go with Bierko on this.

Django, I expect you to retool your nom.

[Andrew Sweeney]

Matchstick gets the nod.

[Capt. Eucalyptus]

Whitehead.

He paid me five quid to say that. Quid's money, right?

[Dances with Chainsaws]

...and from out of left field, I nominate.....kittyinjammies. Why? She's good people.

[Andre Dellamorte]

Informative, funny, polite, knowledgeable, always worth reading. These are thing we esteem chewers for, and that is why I nominate KHITCHER AKA ISAO KANEMASA as the chewer of the year.

[Isao Kanemasa]

Fuck yeah.

[CTDeLude]

Originally posted by Capt. Eucalyptus
Whitehead.

He paid me five quid to say that. Quid's money, right?

Money with funny looking images on it that can be only used in the Amazon...

[CTDeLude]

Originally posted by Andre Dellamorte
Informative, funny, polite, knowledgeable, always worth reading. These are thing we esteem chewers for, and that is why I nominate KHITCHER AKA ISAO KANEMASA as the chewer of the year.

I second this nomination.

[Tony Ryan]

Khitch is thirded.

[Isao Kanemasa]

Fuckity Fuckity Fuck Yeah.

[Michael Rabattino]

I hate popularity contests, but i'd have to vote for Slater. The most consistently funny chewer (for my tastes, at least) all year.

[CTDeLude]

No one tops Khitch and his beloved Van Damme quotage!

[Donald Wiskerando]

Dude! That! Talks! Like! A! Cat!

[LlamaRama]

Slater.

It was either him or Whitehead or Micah, but Whitehead and Micah didn't write the Holiday Orgy of Despair.

[LlamaRama]

You know who else nominates Slater? Jesus.

[Rivers Axl Rose Cuomo]

Isao Kanemasa/khitcher and Slater (thanks to Jesus' vote) are now in the running.

NOMINATE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

edit: Can't forget DAN WHITEHEAD in all his glory.

[Jason Pollock]

I do love me the Hitcher.

Whitehead and Straxboy are the bob-ombs as well.

[Momotaro]

I dunno, I've laughed pretty hard at some of the things HAM has brought to the table. A poster who's always worth reading and worth quoting out-loud to my co-workers. Both quality and quantity, a poster who does not rest on his laurels.

[Straxboy - An Anthony Hickox Film]

I'd love for my cock to be so big that I could skewer about 10 chewers asses for this at once: Fett, Alice, Whitehead, Khitch, HAM, 'Dre, Slater, Dave Davis, Micah and Butane.

Good thing it is, eh.

[Alex Riviello]

Slater. His reviews have all been incredible.

I'm just sorry that they've killed your Jesus joke, dude.

[Andre Dellamorte]

Day #2 vote: Strax.

[flyarz]

Katanga

[Isao Kanemasa]

Michael Bay and Wesley Snipes. Don't neglect our celebrities.

[Micah Robinson]

Kevin Matchstick.

[flyarz]

Michael Bay

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

I say Bill Johnson, if anything giving out a tonne of VHS copies of his movie last year. For free!

[Jim Pappas/Jabba]

Ok. I'll say it. I want to be Chewer of the Year. I really think I deserve it because I am just too cool. Seriously. I cannot think of anyone more deserving than me. I have given my all to these boards, exposed my innermost secrets, laid my life bare to all of you all, and thus am worthy. Yes: . . . you want to vote for Jabba . . . yes . . . see the pretty flowers . . . vote . . . yes . . . you must . . . vote . . . for . . . Jabba . . .

:)

[Jim Pappas/Jabba]

You have nothing to worry about, Bunny. The only thing I'm "of the year" is flatulent.

[Slater]

The first Chewer to break every one of Bunny Dracula's typing fingers gets my vote.

[Kid Ego]

I'm booking the flight to Vegas right now. And I might try to get some cheap prime rib outta the deal too.

[Donald Wiskerando]

But he's so FUNNY and ECLECTIC! Right guys?!

...right?

[Dan Whitehead]

Originally posted by Slater
The first Chewer to break every one of Bunny Dracula's typing fingers gets my vote.

He uses more than one?

[imported_T_M]

I'll vote for you Bunny Dracula...

...that is, after you give me a copy of Backdoor Mammas Volume XXIII, a free pass to see Pauly Shore's brain on display at the Smithsonian, and YOUR SOUL.

[kittyinjammies]

If someone twisted my arm ('cause I'm not so sure this contest is a good idea), I'd have to vote for Dan Whitehead with Micah as a close second.

[Kronos]

Originally posted by Capt. Eucalyptus
Whitehead.

He paid me five quid to say that. Quid's money, right?
Lightly battered and fried it makes a lovely lunch...

[mongycore]

the only guy on the boards I find myself agreeing with nearly 100% of the time...and it doesn't hurt that he's great at hammering home whatever point he has to make.

If this were worth anything, my vote would go to Whitehead easily.

[Boomstick]

I just read this thread to see if my name was mentioned.

[Guttenberg Fan Club]

I nominate Boomstick. His DVD reviews and increadible personal hygene are a model for us all.

I'd also like to nominate Angelus and Saiyan Prince. Crazy people make posting more fun for the rest of us.

[Slater]

Let's just give the award to Pizza Kid now and be done with it.

[Andre Dellamorte]

Day #3 vote: Hellboy, for dishing Quad goods.

[flyarz]

Another day, another vote:

Dellamorte

[Alan "Nordling" Cerny]

Carl Cunningham. It's all about the Carl.

[Isao Kanemasa]

Dre today, Strax tomorrow.

[Rex Hudler]

Kiteless, Purple Hazed and Bizarro Zod Loves You All need to be on the list of nominees.

[Jim Pappas/Jabba]

Seriously, I think there really is only one person who posts here that should be called "Chewer of the Year," outside of Nick, of course.


Oh, you're waiting for me to say who it is.

Keep waiting . . .

:)

[Isao Kanemasa]

R-Lu on Wednesday.

[CTDeLude]

Dave Davis for my next vote...

[Ludwig]

I vote Nick, because like Sean said he pays the bills.

Second to Nick, three-way tie between Ryan Rotten, Johnny Butane and Grrrrrlcreature. These three have consistently had the mosst supportive and non-argumentative attitudes one could hope for out of anyone here, bar none.

[Rivers Axl Rose Cuomo]

I need one or two proof-counters to count up who has 5 noms tomorrow and compare them to my counting. Don't want people pissed off just because I missed a post. So if anyone wants to help me out with this, just give me an P.M..

[Swykk]

Originally posted by flyarz
Michael Bay


Yes. Or Micah. I'd be pleased with either.

[Angles]

Rack up another vote for Micah.


This is for governor of Georgia, right?

[imported_T_M]

Second Day Vote: Jabba/Jim Pappas

If there's someone who can make us ponder about the craziest subjects ever created then it's him. Plus, he wants to make love to all of us.

[Slater]

Originally posted by Bunny Dracula
Jesus may nominate Slater (Yeshua must be in his cups, again :rolleyes: )--but Loki, Ishtar, Mahduk, all of the incarnations of Kali and Vishnu, Anansie, Baron Samedi, Ahura Mazda, and Athena - all of them - cast their nominations for Diva. This because she is good tempered, gives cool presents, keeps me entertained with pictures to caption, survived Devin unscathed, and doesn't call for the breaking of a person's fingers, esp., when that person is a paraplegic and this message board his only escape from his horrid reality. Diva is "Chewer of the Year".

Originally posted by Some Bizarro Bunny Who Isn't An Insufferable Dipshit
I nominate Diva. She's good tempered, gives cool presents, keeps me entertained with pictures to caption, and survived Devin unscathed

Compare these two posts. Notice how one of them is supremely obnoxious and painfully unfunny, while the other is normal? You know, the way normal people talk when they're not trying to be the center of fucking attention? Yeah, that's pretty weird, huh?

And for the record, anybody who breaks Bunny's fingers now gets my vote *plus* eight dollars and all the Artisan DVDs you can carry. Think about it.

[Sean Bateman]

You're just angry because he is funnier than you. I will take the Artisan DVDs, as long as they include Blair Witch 2 and Suicide Kings.

[Slater]

No, I think I'll just keep making fun of you instead. Postage is a bitch.

[Donald Wiskerando]

I think it's kinda funny that Slater is slagging off on a guy for trying too hard.

Not that I don't agree with him.

[Godzuki]

Michael Bay

[Smirk]

Dances with Chainsaws. Delightful scamp he is.

[Slater]

I nominate Wiskerando.

[Donald Wiskerando]

I really don't care if that's bitter or not, because I just got a vote. Take THAT some 7,800 Chewers that haven't been nominated!

[Slater]

Unbitterish.

[billz]

I nominate Happy Harry Hard-on, because he still has more wit than Wiskerando, Slater and Bunny Dracula combined.

[thedudeabides]

I'm suprised I got even one vote.

Thanks, Del Griffith.

[Andre Dellamorte]

Voting Michael Bay today, for obvious reasons.

[Micah Robinson]

Love Bay, but Wiskerando earned his vote today.

[Doug]

Angelus.

[Alice in Wonderland]

Originally posted by Dan Whitehead
Not that I think that such popularity contests are neccesarily a healthy thing, but...

Active Chewer: Alice.

Both have never failed to be both intelligent and humourous, at the same time.

You absolute sweetheart!

Love also to the Straxboy.