Happy Birthday to Carl's Penis!

[Nick Nunziata]

Let's all wish Carl's penis the finest "Happy Birthday" as it edges close to 30!

Years, not millimeters.

[BigRoundSailor]

When I saw today's CHUD fact about Carl and Otis Nixon, I thought for sure there would be an Ozone joke forthcoming.

It was still very funny.

Happy Birthday, Carl!

[BlackCrowe]

The odd part is while Carl's penis is 30, Carl himself turns 33!

[chenzzo]

Happy Birthday to all parts of Carl except his penis.

I think that's been handled.

A lot.

[Hellblazer]

Happy Birthday, Carl!

[Dave Davis]

Happy Hatch-day, Carl! may your birthday be full of hanging meat.

it's all downhill after 30...

[Blofeld]

Happy birthday!

[Blofeld]

I wanna see ... well, not really "see", more like "find out if it's able to" ... put out 30 candles!

[grendel]

Herpe Birstday, as they say in Asia.

Or, at least, on their greeting cards.

[Carl Cunningham]

I thank you all! (And "big Carl" does as well http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif)

And, Blofeld... for the record: It can douse 30 candles and more... and YOU for picking RAIDERS, you bast!

http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Xymog]

Happy Birthday to Carl's penis and the rest of its life support system!

[Blofeld]

All of your lovely harem is invited over to my cabana for Raiders viewings. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

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[Carl Cunningham]

Blofeld, I love you again!

[Micah Robinson]

Happy Birthday, C-diddy!

[Blofeld]

But you're not invited, Carl.

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[Carl Cunningham]

Blofeld, you're soon to be DESTROYED!

Thanks, Micah S. Robinson, esq.

[LowShot]

Happy birthday fire-treat!!!

[trippingbillie41]

Happy Birthday to Carl. May your all of your appendages receive as much love as your wanger.

[countpudyoola]

Happy birthday to Carl and his bot:
P.roducing
E.very
N.ight
I.nsurmountable
S.tallone

[Darth Bigglesworth]

Everybody sing:

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas,
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
- Not Noel Coward

Happy Birthday!!!

[Carl Cunningham]

LOL, countpudyoola!!!

[Adam McAllister]

Carl,
Even though I haven't seen ya for a while, I figured I would chime in here.

Happy Day fella...

[General Logan]

Way to not die.

You been reading the "2000 year old man"?

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[RyanC]

Happy Day Stupid. I would've told ya earlier, but I am currently drowning in dizziness- inducing snot illness.

[girlcreeture]

Happy Dingly Dangly Day to you Carl!

Don't play too much tug-o-war in celebration!

[Jason Pollock]

Carl Cunningham's birthday occurred.

Celebrate it.

[Johnny Butane]

I, for one, am very disapointed in all of you.

I love you Carl.

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[Blofeld]

Johnny meant to say, "I love you Carl's penis."

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[Will]

I bet Carl is feeling all "choked up" right about now. Well, his chicken probably is anyway. Happy birthday Carl and if you don't stop having birthdays pretty soon you'll be as old as me and then you'll have to take an eighth of a dose of viagra every day. No! Not for sex, just to keep from peeing on your shoes.

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[This message has been edited by Will (edited 02-18-2001).]

[JengaFett]

i guess y'all like penis more than vagina - i thought this board was predominantly male...

hmmmmmmmmmmm...

makes me think - this might be a PIRATE site

[Innocent X]

If "pirate" means we're going to push you off the plank of the ship, then yeah, you got it right.

[Eddie5]

It took 2 days for it to reach 28 posts. Have patience, your vagina will be filled.

[Forklift81]

We cant help it, Carl is just a piece of ass.

[A-Pathetic]

No, see he used the word pirate to be sly. Don't you get it? Man, that's funny stuff. Really funny. Comedy club funny. I'm sitting here at work reading his stuff and I'm afraid to get up because everybody I work with will see the piss running down my leg because I was laughing too hard to hold it in. The screen is all blurry from the tears in my eyes and there's a distinct chance I just crapped myself. Wow. I wouldn't ever leave this site if all the humor was this good. That joke just works on so many levels.

[Shelby]

I cannot believe I somehow missed this thread. Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Happy http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[JengaFett]

now, be a good girl and give carl's penis a birthday kiss!

[Shelby]

[double post of nothingness]

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-23-2001).]

[Shelby]

screw you Jenga............

.......... Im never a good girl!

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-24-2001).]

[Will]

Butt Pirate? Maybey Isn't that sort of an insult, like:
Hershey Highwayman?
Riders of the dirt highway?
Juice Booty
Terd tapper
Butt nugget miner
Gormets of the chocolate kiss

and other ass orted names that we should not be using here on these boards?


We should NOT use those names

[JengaFett]

We should NOT use those names

-

then why the FU*K did u just use them?

perv

[Will]

Ah, Oh yeah! Good point. I forgot?

[CSA]

Carl,

A much belated Happy Birthday! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

-CSA

[RyanC]

HAPPY 30th MISTER MOM!

[billylove]

*rofpip*

I had something stupid to say, but after Will's post it just slipped my mind.

[Fett11878]

Happy Birthday Carl! Now's the time to save the Bday moolah for May and those pesky Clones...

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[DJ Dylan]

Happy Birthday to you,and your penis. Haha.

[DJ Dylan]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Nick Nunziata:
Let's all wish Carl's penis the finest "Happy Birthday" as it edges close to 30!

Years, not millimeters.


HAHAHA.

[amadeus]

Ah but the question is, will your penis be buried in cake on its birthday?

[Mad_Man_Mundt]

Salute!

[Diva]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shelby:
I cannot believe I somehow missed this thread. Happy Belated Birthday Mr. Happy http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Same here. I've been posting on the baords for the past few days and this thread was nowhere on my screen until today. Must be a mysterious vanishing thread.

Let's hope Carl's penis doesn't vanish. May you and your penis have a very wonderful life together. Happy 30, Carl. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif


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Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?!.

[billsplat]

Although I feel a little strange posting anything on a topic involving Carl's privates, I do want to wish him a very happy Birthday. I hope that you get to spend many more happy years with your family.
P.S. Are all CHUD's birthday wishes for members only?

[moovyphreak]

Happy Belated Birthday, Carl!!

Keep your privates in your pants from now on!

[Capt. January]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Diva:
Same here. I've been posting on the baords for the past few days and this thread was nowhere on my screen until today. Must be a mysterious vanishing thread.




Nah, just a resurrected one from last year.

[DJEvil]

http://www.dvdsewer.com/dragoncon2000/img0157.jpg
Happy Birthday, Carl.

[RyanC]

5 years after the original post - Happy 35 to CEC. Someone else will need to honor his penis.

[Diva]

What a blast from the past. Have a good one, Carl! I'll let your wife honor your penis. :)

[devincf]

What a blast from the past. Have a good one, Carl! I'll let your wife honor your penis. :)

http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98360