New Assignment for Coyote's Birthday

[Coyote]

The new assignment
On this, Coyote's birthday
Is to write haiku.

I've been told it's not
Just 5 7 5 meter
But also meaning

However I fear
That tradition is too strict
Leave this thread empty

So my suggestion
Is to just concern meter
Laughter also nice. wink

[Coyote]

It's unusual
To Toot my own horn like this
But I work all day :(

So I make the most
Of time between customers
Talking to you guys

Problem: Hard to stop
Thinking in 5 7 5
Even while on phone.

Hmmm.

[voltes5]

Coyote's cool beans
Headache-inducing nicknames
Bonfire farting now

Lewd, gross beginnings
Only want birthday wishes
So fart on candles

Gas is all I think?
Just "Old Fart" analogies
Give apologies

Coyote's good man
There new haiku I begin
Serious wishes now

Happy Day, dear man
Desert sunsets, howling low
Remember your youth

And age gracefully
But wanton and reckless too
Eyes ahead, heart here

Love with all your heart
Think with all of your loved ones
And live life today

Happy Birthday, Dear Coyote
As this haiku breaks meter rules
Wishing you love and happiness.

[Dan Whitehead]

I cannot Haiku
No matter how hard I try
Because I can never stick to those stupid rules about how many syllables you can have per line.

Happy Birthday anyway.

[Charlie Brigden]

Coyote, most cool,
Writer of fantastic things,
Stop biting my leg.

[Charlie Brigden]

Happy Birthday, by the way!

[Capt. Eucalyptus]

Happy Birthday man!!!
Coyote is the trickster,
As I guess you know!!

Many Happys days.
Keep writing your cool stories.
Ur kewl and u rawk!!!

[Coyote]

"Remember your youth"
Was this an amnesia joke?
Serendiputous. wink

[Unbreathless]

How Coyote is,
Makes me think of what I need.
Qualifications.

To be so adept
Must take monumental skills
Happy Birthday Dude.

[Unbreathless]

Amnesia has 4 syllibles....

[Unbreathless]

oh wait... or 3
Could be pronounced...
Am-Ne-Si-A
or
Am-nesh-a

but i think the 4 is the right way.

[Coyote]

It's traditionally "am-nee-sha," although medically, it would be 4, yes. wink Just not traditionally pronouced as such in layman's Hollywood-eese.

[voltes5]

"Serendiputous"?
Disappointing misspellings
Remember spell-check

Profound meaning gone
By pointing simple errors
Grammar Gestapo

Stop me, Coyote
Erase! Press delete key thrice
Haiku overload

Hastur would agree
Voltes writes way way too much
Must get sedated

Birthday boy, what's up?
For God's sakes, what's going on?
Talking in haiku

Damn you, Coyote
Trapped within haiku limbo
Restrictive phonics

It's the end, promise!
Of the Voltes Haiku-thon
Haiku Birthday! LOL

[yt]

coyote trickster,
loopy animals of chud
celebrate for you

Happy birthday, man!

[yt]

My Voltes Totoro Is Spirited Away
[QBStop me, Coyote
Erase! Press delete key thrice
Haiku overload
[/QB]Bwahahahah! Voltes, you are a haiku master!

[Unbreathless]

:D
Haikus are fun stuff!
I really should go to bed
I've been up all night

It's Nine A.M now
And still I sit here typing
Go to bed Andrew!

[Coyote]

I just popped my head over the wall and told Andrew to go to bed.
He said ok, and went home.

[Unbreathless]

im confused frown

[Coyote]

Andrew is a co-worker of mine, and Hastur's boyfriend.
Yes, Hastur has a boyfriend.
That makes 2 in a row who've lived.

[Finn McCool]

Step on a long path,
The higher air cools,
Even in light is the moon.

A belated happy birthday Mr Coyote.

[voltes5]

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So how was the b-day?

(My thanks to Diva for her <a href="http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=002255" target="_blank">link</a> in CHUD Facts/Humor which led me to this pic.)