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grendel
08-07-2002, 04:32 PM
...Uhh, almost done with my Lumiere story...was not AWARE that there was some sort of...(insert French accent) ehh, how is it that you say, uhh WORD LIMIT?...(remove French accent. And French people. Get rid of them too)...in addition to my ignorance concerning word limits, a certain Senor Mickey Finn did not tell me to whom this gets sent, nor what establishments have been made as to geography, landmarks, your mom, and the incestuous goat pen.

So, if anyone would like to illuminate the Grendel, it would be kind of you to answer in this thread, giving me what exists to work with, what is IMMUTABLE, what is FLEXIBLE, et al...

Oh, and one last thing...this is what it said at the top of the thread, displaying recent attendees: Blofeld will find adventure, and grendel...

That amused me.
Blofeld
08-07-2002, 04:46 PM
grendel... round one has a 500 word limit. There is, as of yet, nothing set in stone with respect to geography, history, characters, etc. -- except the ONE story posted.

The story should be sent to Claudia (Hastur) hastur@houston.rr.com with the subject line "Free Penis Enlargement" (It'll be sure to get read that way.)
grendel
08-07-2002, 05:15 PM
Dude, she's threatened me with her penis before, and while tempting, I think that it's QUITE big enough, thank you.
grendel
08-07-2002, 08:15 PM
Alright, my 1st LUMIERE is sent in.

I still have no idea if it fits the criteria or not, but I have to tell you, I had a helluva good time writing it!
Rath/Brendan
08-07-2002, 08:47 PM
Coyote and I are in charge of this here bible, which is to preserve continuity and catelogue every building, monster, river, landmark, man, woman, child, and fuckable babe in Lumiere.
jw hart
08-07-2002, 09:18 PM
Considering only one story had been posted, "preserving continuity" ought to be easy.
Rath/Brendan
08-07-2002, 09:50 PM
jw hart:
Considering only one story had been posted, "preserving continuity" ought to be easy.Blow me.
grendel
08-07-2002, 10:00 PM
RathBandu: My story should be in your tight, tasty AOL box by now. Just a heads'-up.
grendel
08-07-2002, 10:03 PM
And Coyote and Hastur, as well. I'm just a mailing fool today...
Coyote
08-08-2002, 12:19 AM
"Dude, she's threatened me with her penis before, and while tempting, I think that it's QUITE big enough, thank you."

You people are going to be laughing so hard when you read my second story.

Trust me, you won't be able to miss it.
Blofeld
08-08-2002, 12:51 PM
IF we read your second story.
Coyote
08-08-2002, 01:33 PM
Hastur's getting some interesting offers in her email. Some of them even pertain to rehosting the stories.
Contact her, Matt, if you're interested. You're even more reliable than Shelby.*

*For those of you who don't know, the only thing keeping Shelby from updating regularly is her silly connection to the internet thinks it's a rollercoaster.