C.H.U.D. Metatalent Deathbot Elite Squadron: Apply Here

[Dan Laugharn]

Wanna be in teh coolest squad of death robots on the planet? Fill out this short application here!

1. Your real, full name.

2. Your DEATH ROBOT name.

3. Your number one DEATH ROBOT device of destruction, mass or otherwise.

4. The scale upon which your ROBOT BATTLES take place.

5. The substance of which your DEATH ROBOT avatar is made.

6. Your first act of wanton destruction upon your imminent conversion to ROBOT STATUS.

7. The ostensible purpose your DEATH ROBOT was designed for.

[Coyote]

Shouldn't this be on the Sex boards?

[Dan Laugharn]

YES.

[Seahawk]

1. Aaron DeLay

2: DOMINATOR!!!!! (with excamation points)

3: The ability to make everyone in the world submit to my will and needs every minute of the day. Put your mind in the gutter and then rinse it off a bit.

4: Scale? Like Location? Between a giant Pamela Anderson's breasts.

5. Rubber, for extra...

6. Destroy all Men of the world except the CHUD Men and have all the women to myself and themselves.

7. Sex, of course.

And If I just missed something, consider my post canoodle poop.

[Charlie Brigden]

1. Charles Brigden

2. Subjugator-4

3. Linkin Park music

4. Space. You can't have cooler battles than in space.

5. Metal culled from the three surviving General Lee's from the Dukes of Hazzard.

6. Destroying the Weinsteins.

7. To stop Rath's brother posting.

[Dan Whitehead]

1. Your real, full name.

Barry Hercules. Oh, alright then. Dan Whitehead.

2. Your DEATH ROBOT name.

PROCRASTIN-8-OR

3. Your number one DEATH ROBOT device of destruction, mass or otherwise.

A big fuck-off stick, with nails in it and everything.

4. The scale upon which your ROBOT BATTLES take place.

Local, with occasional appearances at County Fairs during the holiday season. For booking information call 1-800-KILLBOT

5. The substance of which your DEATH ROBOT avatar is made.

Kryptonite Play-Doh, hardened in the fiery furnace of the stars. Or just left on a radiator overnight. I forget which.

6. Your first act of wanton destruction upon your imminent conversion to ROBOT STATUS.

Burt Ward.

7. The ostensible purpose your DEATH ROBOT was designed for.

Pleasing the booty.

[Rath/Brendan]

1. Brendan Heldenfels

2. H2O Heat Fryer Machine of Science

3. A laser that has both fire and water qualites. A faster, better, stronger version of scalding hot water pumped through a fire hose. Can also turn into ice.

4. The World's Oceans

5. That cool stuff that the alien was made of in The Abyss, and T1000 liquid metal.

6. I'd fuck up those floating Scientology ships.

7. To protect the World's Oceans from those who would do it harm. And to find big ass sea creatures and protect them, too.

[Richard Dickson]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Raleigh St. Clair:
[QB]Wanna be in teh coolest squad of death robots on the planet? Fill out this short application here!

1. Richard Dickson

2. DEVASTRUCTAGEDDON

3. A techno remix of Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life"

4. Nightly at the Winter Garden with two shows on Sunday

5. Titanium covered in bubble wrap

6. Destroying every 7-11 on the right hand side of the road

7. Better living through annihilation

[Alice in Wonderland]

1. Your real, full name.

Diamante Dellacroix. No, Jessamina von Karnstein. Um... actually, its Audrey Plotz.

2. Your DEATH ROBOT name.

YTZ 8340-RJ9... Fuck it. Call me Catastrophon. Or DEATH-O-NATOR. Whichever you think sounds cooler.

3. Your number one DEATH ROBOT device of destruction, mass or otherwise.

My SONIC BLADE OF DOOM - in which the very air is galvanised into a weapon so sharp and lethal that no envelope, no matter how tough, can withstand its cleaving might!

4. The scale upon which your ROBOT BATTLES take place.

I rule the Revenue Fiscal Submission Section with a paperweight of iron! The B Block Coffee Room falls silent as I enter! The mailboys quake as they trundle their carts past my cubicle! Soon even the storage annex across the carpark will fear my wrath!

5. The substance of which your DEATH ROBOT avatar is made.

Recycled toner cartridges act as a light yet impermeable shield of steel around my inner skeleton of industrial strength staples! When injured, I leak deadly white correction fluid that gets all within a fifty mile radius totally high!

6. Your first act of wanton destruction upon your imminent conversion to ROBOT STATUS.

I don't know. But if I don't make the team, you might want to think about telling me the bad news over the phone or via email, as opposed to face to face.

7. The ostensible purpose your DEATH ROBOT was designed for.

To crush the evildoers that incorrectly fill out Section 65a on Form B12(Standard)!

[Dan Laugharn]

BEHOLD, WE ARE FUCKSHITUP!

[Seahawk]

[dan.laugharn]:
BEHOLD, WE ARE FUCKSHITUP!It screams anger but comes with a polite warning...

It works for me...

[raoul duke]

1. Your real, full name.

Alex Gatien.

2. Your DEATH ROBOT name.

Smack-Yo'-Honky-Ass-Up-Real-Good-Bot.

3. Your number one DEATH ROBOT device of destruction, mass or otherwise.

Missile pods on top of shoulders.

4. The scale upon which your ROBOT BATTLES take place.

Countries aren't spared.

5. The substance of which your DEATH ROBOT avatar is made.

A cool alloy that glimmers in the sun and blinds my enemies.

6. Your first act of wanton destruction upon your imminent conversion to ROBOT STATUS.

Aaron Carter's house with him in it.

7. The ostensible purpose your DEATH ROBOT was designed for.

Being a greeter at Wal-Mart.

[Capt. Eucalyptus]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Raleigh St. Clair:
<strong>Wanna be in teh coolest squad of death robots on the planet? Fill out this short application here!</strong>

1. Your real, full name.

Donald Scott Roche

2. Your DEATH ROBOT name.

The Koalinator

3. Your number one DEATH ROBOT device of destruction, mass or otherwise.

The Eucalyptizer - Causes your sinuses to open up and swallow the rest of your body.

4. The scale upon which your ROBOT BATTLES take place.

The trees man THE TREES!!!!!

5. The substance of which your DEATH ROBOT avatar is made.

100% fluffy koala fur over blued steel!!

6. Your first act of wanton destruction upon your imminent conversion to ROBOT STATUS.

Level the Hall's corporate HQ for unlawful use of the Nectar.

7. The ostensible purpose your DEATH ROBOT was designed for.

To bring open sinuses and coolness to all mankind.

[Rath/Brendan]

capteucalyptus (Scott Roche):
1. Your real, full name.
Donald Scott Roche
Ha ha. Guys named Donald rule.

[MADMAN]

You know, I have this strange urge to break out the fire hose and see about another sequel to short circuit. As for scale, would that be miniature, full, or less than?

[flyarz]

Who likes the robot cock?

[MADMAN]

Ever see, Heavy Metal?

[Django]

Or FAKK 2 for that matter...