Happy Birthday to the Girlcreeture's huge, hairy balls!! [Archive]

Nick Nunziata

07-09-2002, 10:24 AM

Feast on bloodcake and rape the innocent, it's your day... BEAST.

Happy, for Christ!

Blofeld

07-09-2002, 10:25 AM

Happy Birthday, Creetch.

Blunt

07-09-2002, 10:56 AM

Happy Birthday to you, Creetch.

Clarence Beaks

07-09-2002, 11:06 AM

Happy happy, GC!

Adam Warren

07-09-2002, 11:14 AM

Happy Birthday.

Hellblazer

07-09-2002, 11:34 AM

Happy B-day and many more, GC!

gravedigger

07-09-2002, 11:45 AM

Happy to you!

Richard Dickson

07-09-2002, 11:50 AM

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Both of us say happy birthday!

Xymog (Mike Toot)

07-09-2002, 12:19 PM

Happy Birthday, GC!

girlcreeture

07-09-2002, 01:04 PM

Poxy Von Sinister:
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Both of us say happy birthday!Rawwwwk!

Thanks all! I am home sick today which sucks, but it means I can play all day with yeeew :D

billylove

07-09-2002, 01:15 PM

Happy B-Day to your smelly, scraggly, bug infested, hair, gaingly, and downright disgusting ball sack.

girlcreeture

07-09-2002, 01:25 PM

You know, I'm never shaving those balls again if they get this sort of reaction all the time.

Also, this is what I got for my birthday, I am literally sending the payment for her NOW

<a href="http://www.volks.co.jp/c_goods/superdollfie/c_sd/nana_01.html" target="_blank">http://www.volks.co.jp/c_goods/superdollfie/c_sd/nana_01.html</a>

I am so lucky!

Kronos

07-09-2002, 02:04 PM

Shave them with a dull blade.

Happy happy GC!

Rath/Brendan

07-09-2002, 02:20 PM

Have a happy birthday from your local Ohio sociopath. I hope to see you and your hairy balls at CHUDEast, whenever the fuck it happens.

Coyote

07-09-2002, 04:42 PM

Happy Birthday to the other parts of you, GC.

Now, why is that doll signifigant?

Diva

07-09-2002, 04:56 PM

Today, I'll tell some dead baby jokes in your honor. Happy B-Day, old maid!

DJ Dylan

07-09-2002, 05:29 PM

You have balls? Happy birthday creetch.

Dan Whitehead

07-09-2002, 05:43 PM

Hippo Birdy Two Ewes

girlcreeture

07-09-2002, 06:56 PM

Thanks babies! Keep the dead baby jokes a'flowing Diva!

And Coyote, there really isn't any signifigance to the doll aside from the fact that I've coveted the damn thing for far too long and never thought I could afford her (she's 'spensive).

Will

07-09-2002, 08:44 PM

Creetch, 49,800 Yen for that is okay. Hech, you could collect that just bu having everybody on this site that has a "yen" for you to mail them in. Heh!

Now I am sure you will love what Johnny gets you, but this is what I'd give you for your birthday.

<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/bentley_11.art" alt="" />

girlcreeture

07-09-2002, 09:17 PM

GIMME NOW DAMMIT!

Blofeld

07-09-2002, 09:25 PM

You'd give her a smudge of smog drifting over a California hillside?

Will

07-09-2002, 09:46 PM

girlcreeture:
GIMME NOW DAMMIT!I tried to tell you long ago, but you were blinded by the fast talking "Shady Johnnie." Let's see him buy you one! Hah!

Sorry, you will have to live on love and mutual respect and the fun of finding and buying a house and having little chewers. Wait, what am I saying???

Will

07-09-2002, 09:49 PM

Blofeld:
You'd give her a smudge of smog drifting over a California hillside?No, I believe that is the new high milage LP Bently. Ah, no polution. Yeah! Its actualy beneficial to the enviroment, ah yeah. The more you drive it the cleaner the air gets. Only about $375,000- to $400,000 new, but easily worth it don't you think?

voltes5

07-10-2002, 12:04 AM

raoul duke

07-10-2002, 12:10 AM

I can't really top Voltes so I'll just wish you a Happy Birthday.

girlcreeture

07-10-2002, 12:16 AM

Voltes! Cool! You rock!

What the Hell is that furry thing?!

voltes5

07-10-2002, 12:31 AM

I think it's a hamster that's really, really wasted; or it could be one of your partying hairy balls. wink I was actually searching for the dancing Blockbuster hamster with no such luck so I had to make do with that lil' dude. By the way, I hope you're feeling a lot better tonight, sweetie!

Greg Hansen

07-10-2002, 12:56 AM

In a perfect world... I don't know who would enjoy this more, you or Johnny.

<img src="http://www.sonystyle.com/images/250x250/shots/kf60dx100.jpg" alt="" />

But, HAPPY HAPPY anyways!

Swykk

07-10-2002, 01:07 AM

A very Happy Birthday to you, Creeture!

Frost

07-10-2002, 10:49 AM

Happy berfday!

:D

Charlie Brigden

07-10-2002, 01:16 PM

Happy Birthday, Creetch!!

Diva

07-10-2002, 01:59 PM

Frost:
Happy berfday!

:D I think you mean "barf-day." I happen to know the creetch has a penchant for tequila.

girlcreeture

07-10-2002, 03:21 PM

Actually, if you treat the Tequila right, it will treat YOU right.

And I mean treat that shit right by not poisoning it with other substances. Only time I ever yakked on Tequila was when I foolishly drank other things and smoked other things, I was punished accordingly.

Will

07-10-2002, 04:00 PM

Girlcreeture! Sort of CHUD's Sylma Heyek. (sp)

Coyote

07-10-2002, 07:00 PM

So, GC, what size Tshirt do you wear?
<img src="http://www.whatonearthcatalog.com/graphics/products/regular/AL4472T.jpg" alt="" />

DJEvil

07-10-2002, 10:32 PM

Happy birthday, creetchpants!

Put on some gloves in case your palm starts blinking red.

07-11-2002, 01:19 AM

Creetch! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And I hope you have the spookiest summer and a great year!

girlcreeture

07-11-2002, 01:53 PM

Hey all! Thanks again everyone for the happies!

T'was a good year, aside from my new doll, me Mum bought me a kick ass kimono with an obi, and adorable zori sandals with lucky kitties on them (though they're small and I will prolly have to sell them :().

I also bought myself a bad ass new sewing machine (I'ts Hello Kitty pink! Rawk!) and I got lotsa free dinner and more this weekend, life is good :)