I gotta tell you, even if it spoils it...

[Blofeld]

MECHA-DJEVIL is just some teamster in a rubber suit. He cries like a nancy after 10-minutes in the rubber, under the hot lights, without a cigarette.

Fuckin' pansy.

Go get your muenster off the Kraft truck, asshole.

[Pray for BlackSabbath]

Ouch, where did this come from?

[Blofeld]

Psst -- Black, come here ... okay, a little secret ... for the most part, if you find two people who both registered prior to Jan '00, you should probably approach any "adversarial" posts between them with your humor filter on. Got that? Especially when one is calling out the fictitional alter-ego of the other guy. Okay... just a hint.

Where are you hiding you fuck-monster?

[DJEvil]

...*SNIFF*...WORDS HURT.

[Blofeld]

Aw... come here you big, sensitive pussy. Blofeld wants to hug.

[DJ Dylan]

Thats not all Blofeld wants. :D

[DJEvil]

Laaaaaaadies and gentlemen...
*looks around*
...Nevermind that last part...
It's time to unveil a slight modification, still being fleshed out, please bear with us...
I proudly introduce...

[DJEvil]

...Us.

[DJEvil]

DJEvil: Plain Text
MECHA-DJEVIL: CAPS LOCK
The Oxford Gentleman: Italics (unless otherwise noted)
The Flying Zemo Brothers: Bold, like Doritos.

More to come, soon as they get out of Basic...

[Blofeld]

**Blofeld shakes his head**

Perfect comedic set-up, WASTED, YOU FUCKING ABORTION OF A MONSTER! I slap your face with my glove, sir. Who are those fucks up there?

[DJEvil]

Under attack!

Hold him down, chaps!

I'LL FUCK YA, YA FUCKIN FUCK!

Ai-yi-yi-yi-yiiiiii!!
Es bueno, no?!

[Jason Pollock]

Oh, may God (CHOW YUN-FAT) bestow his blessings on the Oxford Gentleman...

[Blofeld]

Jesus, can't you restrain them? God, have mercy.

COME HERE, YOU FUCKING RUBBER-SUITED PANSY WHO WON'T LIFT A FINGER IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING SCALE!

I do beg your pardon, sir. I'll remove my knee from your groin

**cuts the cord to their trapeze**

[DJEvil]

(through megaphone as flying away in the cockpit of MECHA-DJEVIL)

You've not seen the last of us! I do bite my thumb at thee!

WE'LL MEET AGAIN, YOU BALD BITCH!!

[Blofeld]

Oh, I do say, I've been terribly rude. Won't you come inside to my parlour, have a respite on my settee, and let me get you a cucumber sandwich?

**retires to the parlor for a brief moment**

EAT RAT POISON YOU NUCLEAR ABOMINATION!

You can't fight in here! My ceilings are only 8 foot! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[DJEvil]

L: 8 foot? Who he think we be? BANZAI!

R: Maybe he want cucumber sandwich...UP DE BUTT!

C: HA! HA! Is good one, bruver!

[Blofeld]

Ah, ha! I see by your last post I've POISONED THE IGUANA-BITCH TO DEATH, ruined the ascot of the prancing idiot and baffled your creator.

Now I only have to deal with you Olga Korbet fucks! handle THIS COLLAPSING VAULT-HORSE, you acrobatic ninja-poops!

[DJEvil]

L: Maybe he fuck horse!

R: He awready fuck sandwich!

C: Watch out! He fuck us next!

All: Hawr, hawr, hawr, hawr,hawr!

[Pray for BlackSabbath]

Blofeld
[QB]Psst -- Black, come here ... okay, a little secret ... for the most part, if you find two people who both registered prior to Jan '00, you should probably approach any "adversarial" posts between them with your humor filter on. Got that? Especially when one is calling out the fictitional alter-ego of the other guy. Okay... just a hint.

QB]I gotcha. Humour filter on.

This topic is quite...interesting. Please continue. :D

[Blofeld]

Oh, yeah? Come here, all three of you. Do your worst! Hold on: French judge? What do you think of their abilities?

2.0

1.0

2.0

0.0

0.0

0.0

0.0

Aww ... I'm sorry Beatches. you lose to Elvis Stojko

[DJEvil]

Continue fucking horse? Oh, noooo probrem! You bet he wirr! Hraw, hraw hraw!!!

[DJEvil]

L: Scoes don' matta' to us, essay!

R: Check ow ah scoes fo dodgin bein fucked by Blofeld:
10.0
10.0
10.0
10.0
10.0
10.0

C: Dere 6 scoes cause he tried to fuck us twice!

ALL: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!

[DJEvil]

L: Wherr he go?

R: He'z bizzy fukking Elvis Stokjo!

C: Wif NO LUBE!

ALL: HRAW HEH HEH HUH HRAW!!

[DJEvil]

L: Here's a joke, eh? Tell it.

R: Why did Blofel' choose dee French judge?

C: Caaz he was dee one wearing dee kneepads!

ALL: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!

[Blofeld]

I've been away getting the ultimate weapon to defeat you arsehores...

TAKE THIS! The letter "L"!

[DJEvil]

L: You too late, 'olmes.

R: We Spanish now.

C: We adapted like the Borg, yo! RESISTANCE IZ FU-TILE, YO!

ALL: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!

[Blofeld]

Well, then ... take this! "R"

[DJEvil]

"R" as in, "Roy, Raggy, we sure do ruv COCK! Eh EE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!"

ALL: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

[Blofeld]

That didn't work, huh? Okay, take this:

Refried beans are best if you use lima...

[DJEvil]

...AND ASS SAUCE!

[Blofeld]

I'm sorry, Zemo brothers ... in America, we don't eat donkey.

[DJEvil]

L: But you in Colorado, and you eat it!

R: If he get caught, he'll do double-time!

C: Dat's right, cause he eats the ass's ass out!

ALL: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

[Blofeld]

You know, I'm sorry. I had to do a search on the World Wide Web to find out who you dinks even are ...

Marvel, huh?

Hmmm.

Loosers.

You disappear from my sight, even as your sales...

[DJEvil]

L: (mumbling) Think eez fookin crazy, mate...

R: Annybody know wot tha FOOK eez ohn abowt?

C: Moost be goin crazy from awl the donkey shit eez eaten, eh?

ALL: AW AW AW AW AW!

[Blofeld]

Well, I admit then, you have me baffled ...

But it's great, isn't it, that I've defeated your looser MECHA fuck, and your Victorian fop and your "real-world" nerd-boy ...

You three will be easy. I just happen to be dazed from my recent CHUDvd reviewing exercise...

[DJEvil]

L: I bet you head spinning aftah reviewing arr you vd's.

R: Even dee CHUD ones!

C: Pop kwiz, hot shot! You've been eating donkey ass aww day! How rong befaw you start to see spots?

ALL: HRAW HRAW HRAW!

[DJEvil]

This is just re-gaw-damn-diculous.

BWAAAAAH HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Such language!

[Blofeld]

LOOK, OVER THERE! It's Cameron Diaz!

[DJEvil]

L: KWIK! TO DEE FUCK-DEE-WHITE-GIRR-MOBIRE!

R: No! Iz a trick! Broferrd woudn't notice a woman!

C: You'rr right! He'd fuck pussy, but it don't ferr rike ass!

ALL: HRAW HRAW HRAW!

[Seahawk]

My Humor Filter short circuited...

Damn, time to get a new one...