ATTN: PEOPLE WHO HAVE FUNNY THINGS IN THE "LOCATION" SECTION OF THEIR PROFILE

[devincf]

They really aren't funny.

[Cheese Biscuits]

I'm from the Land of Cotton. Don't believe me? Drive on down here and we'll have a talk.

[devincf]

NOT FUNNY

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

The fact that this omnipotent being chooses to reside in Brooklyn, now that's funny.

[Tony Ryan]

Newfreeland is funny.

It's a Mr. Show refernce.

And mine, will damn if it isn't the funniest eve.

[Cheese Biscuits]

The Lord God:
NOT FUNNYMy, aren't we a bit psycho today. Did the needle break off in your arm again?

[CTDeLude]

Cheese Biscuits has this condition:
The Lord God:
NOT FUNNYMy, aren't we a bit psycho today. Did the needle break off in your arm again?Yeeeeeoooooooooh!

This gets an offical zing!

No matter what anybody says.

[amadeus]

Could be worse I suppose. You could adopt a 'hilariously' self-aggrandizing User ID...

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret.

Looks like the atheists have spoken, and in this particular instance, you can fuck off.

[devincf]

OR YOU COULD POST ENDLESS BORING CRAPOLA

OH WAIT

[Tony Ryan]

WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CAPS?

DOES GOD YELL ALL THE TIME OR IS HE PISSED OFF?

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

Does anyone understand you? Earlier in the day you proclaim this to be your favorite forum, and now you shit on a goodly percentage of the people this forum is intended to represent. Riddle me why?

[amadeus]

Or carry on a slanging match IN YOUR SIGNATURE. Now that is comedy...

[devincf]

Yeah, a GOODLY number of people have fake locations.

Can a GOODLY number fit in a minivan?

[Tony Ryan]

This is stupid.

[devincf]

People be mad sensitive up in this bitch.

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

Agreed. This is stupid. I simply find fault with this megalomaniac who believes himself to be the final word on all matters CHUD. The fact that he is never wavering, never willing to concede a point makes it that much worse. Sorry.

[devincf]

Sorry you don't like my OPINION, dipstick.

[Cheese Biscuits]

The Lord God:
People be mad sensitive up in this bitch.That's it. You've been sniffing glue and drinking whiskey again, haven't you?

[Tony Ryan]

No offense, but the drug jokes are lame-O.

[Cheese Biscuits]

Jokes?

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

Mad sensitive? I find more often some tend to be insensitive. Your opinion is fine, but when it is stated as a matter of fact then it becomes a problem. My use of a fictitious place in the location area in and of itself may not be funny, but why do you give a flip?

[devincf]

Why do you give a "flip" what I think?

Obviously you seek my approval.

[amadeus]

Jesus fucking Christ...

[flyarz]

Mike is so smart, Mike is so funny...

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

Yes. We're unfunny and I can deal with that. Thank you, exalted one.

[amadeus]

Let's dispense with the bickering and head over to <a href="http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=002096" target="_blank">this thread</a>, shall we?

[devincf]

WAIT, I HEARD THAT WASN'T FUNNY!

[Kevin Matchstick]

Tony Ryan:
WHAT IS WITH ALL THE CAPS?

Worked for Owen Meany.

[devincf]

See now Matchstick is funny.

[flyarz]

And on the 7th day God rested.

[Michael Rabattino]

Either he's resting, or just listening to Simple Plan...

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

Verbal Graduated From High School:
Either he's resting, or just listening to Simple Plan...Ha.
Excuse him for not being tied to his computer.

[TheOutlawTorn]

You know, I'm pretty sure that 90% of the message board backbiting, name-calling and general negativity is caused entirely by Devin. I dig your news stories, your interviews, and your reviews, but it's become obvious that you aren't ready for the message boards. Please, for the betterment of the site in general, grow up.

[devincf]

ANOTHER GUY WITH AN UNFUNNY LOCATION WEIGHS IN.

[flyarz]

I ain't goin' nowhere, baby, I love you...

[Cheese Biscuits]

I like you Devin. Always have, always will. But you could have the decent, common courtesy to give a feller a reach around.

[devincf]

Your lack of humor is seeping out of the location thing and into your main posts, CB.

Y'all take the internet too seriously.

[General Logan]

This is because there is someone who had "The remains of Devin's dignity" or something like that as their location. I am not being an ass, someone really had that as their location, at least for a while.

But Dev, it's just like changing our names to something funny, or our signatures. Or our tattoos?

Was it because someone was slandering (libeling?) you in their location as I mentioned?

[devincf]

Actually, I didn't even see that.

I just don't think that any of the funny locations have been all that funny. At least many of the names have been funny.

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

I still find it endlessly funny that my Saviour chooses to dwell in Brooklyn.

[devincf]

And it isn't funny that an Asian guitar posts?

Here it is.. time to get past it.

[JG-The Song of my Jailer*]

Huh? Color me not getting it since 1980.

[Cheese Biscuits]

The Lord God:
Your lack of humor is seeping out of the location thing and into your main posts, CB.

Y'all take the internet too seriously.Here's something that's not supposed to be funny: You've really been acting like an ass today. I'm not taking anything too seriously... that's just the damn truth. There, I spoke my piece... time to go have some sex.

[devincf]

Give your sister my regards!

[TheOutlawTorn]

I really, genuinely wish that Nick would see that you contribute absolutely nothing to these boards. Your existence here has become nothing more than an endless assault of insults and/or comments apparently meant to impress Prala (am I the only one who sees this?) I suppose I should ask you why you feel the need to be this way, but you'd probably just spark off some remark about fucking my mom or that I'm gay, right? Honestly, I think we all know that the joke is supposed to be on us, since this is realy some silly attempt at just making us look like intolerant fools, right? I personally think it just shows what a sad, pathetic, shut-in you are. I could do this all day, really I could, but fuck it, that would be taking this internet thing far too seriously, right?

So have a good time, Devin.

[devincf]

Umm, why don't you go through my posts. ALL of them. I GUARANTEE you that I have more on-topic posts, more posts with substance and funnier posts than you. And not just because I have a lot of posts - I BET that my %s of SOLID posts vs yours are higher. Show me some of your gems. I don't read your posts so I wouldn't know them.

You don't like my sense of humor? TOUGH. If you look at this thread, and the other one that japaneseguitar came after me, I'm NOT being a dick.

I don't think your little location schtick is funny? BIG DEAL. This thread doesn't say you all suck cock. This thread doesn't say you are stupid. This thread doesn't say I hate you. IT SAYS IT ISN'T FUNNY.

Go back, read this whole thread. Watch people jump on me right away. Why? BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK SOMETHING WAS FUNNY.

The only people I have started any shit with were those Simple Plan people. Maybe that's your problem with me?

Rub the shit out of your eyes and see what's up. You don't like me? I don't care. You don't have to. But don't look at everything I post waiting to jump on me. And you sure as fuck shouldn't be reading threads I start like this one. So don't bitch to me.

As for impressing prala? Give me a break. She's my friend. We know the same people. We bullshit about it. Not everything is like it is in your hessian world where every interaction between a man and a woman is some attempt to get in their pants. I bullshit with Kirby and Blofeld too, and Lowshot when he posts. Am I trying to impress them?

This is the stupidest fucking thread that has ever been. It didn't start off very strong, and you twits really fucking knocked it down to sub-intelligent levels. The fact that you guys can get so up in arms about me not thinking something is funny is INSANE.

Now I'm going to go out and drink and dance with my friends. See you when I get back and I'm really ready to go.

[Trillian]

flyers:
Mike is so smart, Mike is so funny...Mike is smart and funny.

I have a fake one because, frankly, you people scare me. I don't want a stalker. I don't want any of you in the same towne as me. Cept maybe Bozz, he is nice.

[Brian Ross]

So having made up locations in your profile is unfunny, but changing your screen name every two weeks is rip roaringly hilarious?

[Kirby Drummond]

My "location" has and always will be the dopest.

Yo Jesus, Matt Damon called NYC fuckin Athens. That rules. Better than Rome.

[Richard Dickson]

The Lord God:
The fact that you guys can get so up in arms about me not thinking something is funny is INSANE.Not nearly as insane as the idea of you starting an ENTIRE THREAD about it and then claiming it's no big deal....

[Django]

People in New York are strange.

[devincf]

Poxy Von Sinister:
The Lord God:
The fact that you guys can get so up in arms about me not thinking something is funny is INSANE.Not nearly as insane as the idea of you starting an ENTIRE THREAD about it and then claiming it's no big deal....STARTING AN ENTIRE THREAD?!?! What did it cost me money??

I saw a lot of people had fake locales, none of them happened to be funny, I made a comment about it. This wasn't Operation Overlord. It didn't take me hours to plan. And you know, it isn't a big deal.. I didn't make a deal out of this. I made a one sentence comment.

And btw, yes, name changes ARE funnier.

[Jason Pollock]

The Lord God:


And btw, yes, name changes ARE funnier.Well, that's just one stupid fucking prick prentending-to-be-a-deity's opinion.

You don't count for shit, Devin. Remember that.

[Richard Dickson]

The Lord God:
And you know, it isn't a big deal.. I didn't make a deal out of this. I made a one sentence comment.Ah, not a big deal, which is why you started a unique thread about it instead of commenting in an existing thread and titled your thread IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS.

[Michael Rabattino]

Brian Ross made the only sensible post in this ENTIRE thread.

[General Logan]

Hey, mine was sensible! I wasn't on the right track, but still. I didn't start slinging mud.

[billylove]

This Forum was turning out pretty nice until Devin aka The Lord God starting posting topics that are only good for him to argue with other chewers.

This is getting really lame.

[Alain]

Django X Is Brown Bread:
People in New York are strange.Easy now....New Yorkers are the salt of the earth... :D

[Nick Nunziata]

Devin. Please lay off. You're causing headaches I don't need.

[Kirby Drummond]

Chewers are so sensitive. Take everything so seriously.

Oh my god, dev doesn't think you're funny and oh my god, he tells you to your face!

Who cares?

[Nick Nunziata]

You know what? Chewers ARE too sensitive. But other Chewers spend too much time pushing people's buttons.

[devincf]

Hot Animal Machine:
Well, that's just one stupid fucking prick prentending-to-be-a-deity's opinion.

"Yeah well, that's just your OPINION, man"

-the Dude

OF COURSE it's just my opinion. That's a no-brainer.

Poxy, what pre-existing thread would this fit in? Then I would be getting yelled at for going off topic. What's awesome about this thread is that you do not need to read it.

Nick, I'm sorry this is causing you a headache. But seriously, if you look at this thread you'll see people leaping all over me. If I was trying to really push buttons, it would be a lot uglier than this, believe me.

[Michael Rabattino]

* General Logan:
Hey, mine was sensible! I wasn't on the right track, but still. I didn't start slinging mud.Yeah, you too, and a few others.

[DJEvil]

Boy, I wish I was still funny.

[devincf]

I gave you props in my Comedy Acheivement thread!!

[flyarz]

Who needs to be funny? Just be oblivious and witless like me!

[Adam Price-qatsi]

Originally posted by The Lord God:

You don't like my sense of humor? TOUGH. If you look at this thread, and the other one that japaneseguitar came after me, I'm NOT being a dick.

I don't think your little location schtick is funny? BIG DEAL. This thread doesn't say you all suck cock. This thread doesn't say you are stupid. This thread doesn't say I hate you. IT SAYS IT ISN'T FUNNY.

Go back, read this whole thread. Watch people jump on me right away. Why? BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK SOMETHING WAS FUNNY.</strong>

Sorry dev, but this thread is the DEFINITION of trolldom. What were you aiming to get out of this thread? What did you think people were going to say? The obvious, they were gonna come out and defend their sense of humor, and you were going to shoot it down. Seems pretty standard trolling to me. I noticed that term hadn't been used around here in a while, it's been replaced by "shill," which are everywhere as well. But if there was ever a thread to revive it, it's this one.

Don't get me wrong. I've always liked you, I don't care if you don't think I'm funny or even know anything about me. But you've been pretty shitty on occasion, and that's just the truth.