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Jacob Singer
06-10-2002, 05:24 PM
...but my testicles are only thirty-nine. Wierd, huh?

Somebody wish me a happy birthday while I'm still young enough to read it...

:D
Dan Whitehead
06-10-2002, 05:34 PM
You can sod off, but I hope your penis has a wonderful day :p
Dan Whitehead
06-10-2002, 05:35 PM
Wait a second - your balls dropped when you were three? What were they feeding you?
Jacob Singer
06-10-2002, 05:42 PM
I grew up in the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia; we ate whatever clan we were fueding with...
Dan Whitehead
06-10-2002, 05:43 PM
Hey, I know that place. It's on the trail of the lonesome pine...
Shelby
06-10-2002, 05:46 PM
<img src="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/happybd.gif" alt="" />
Dan Whitehead
06-10-2002, 05:55 PM
Show off :p
Diva
06-10-2002, 06:44 PM
Have a very wonderful birthday, Jacob!
voltes5
06-10-2002, 08:13 PM
<img src="http://www.innergrail.com/misc/jacobsinger-bday.gif" alt="" />
Jacob Singer
06-10-2002, 08:32 PM
THAT is cool, voltes! Kudos for the reference...
Jacob Singer
06-11-2002, 12:35 AM
FOUR replies? I must really be an asshole.

&lt; uncoils rope, pushes chair into place, ties end of rope around exposed beam, begins fashioning the thirteen loops in the noose... &gt;

Ah, fuck it. I'm gonna have another shot of Jim Beam. Thanks to those who responded. Chud still rules. frown
Frost
06-11-2002, 12:56 AM
Just saw this now, let me get in a quick "Happy Birthday" before you kick that chair out...
moovyphreak
06-11-2002, 01:03 AM
Shelby:
<img src="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/happybd.gif" alt="" />This was so cool, I had to borrow it. Thanks Shelby! :p
imported_Adam Warren
06-11-2002, 01:20 AM
Happy Birthday, loser.
imported_Adam Warren
06-11-2002, 01:22 AM
Godless, Darwin-worshipping loser, that is.
Will
06-11-2002, 06:06 PM
Happy Birthday, old man! Shit I am feeling a lot better now. I hope you find someplace to take your "friend" tonight and I hope he has such a good time he throws up.
Jacob Singer
06-11-2002, 09:56 PM
Once again, thanks to all. And I got my best present in the mail this afternoon, ten grand from my Dad, who is one generous guy, lemme tell ya. And no, he's not looking to adopt anyone. :p