Post funny/embarrassing pics of yourself here!

[devincf]

<img src="http://www.nypirg.org/devin/drizzunk.jpg" alt="" />

[Tony Ryan]

You give good head?

[Michael Rabattino]

I don't even have a joke for this....

[devincf]

The joke would be a pic of you I assume.

[Richard Dickson]

I'm not sure, but I think the girl with the bag is swiping silverware off the tables.... wink

[devincf]

By the way, prala is just off camera to the right. Oh well.

[voltes5]

It takes a real man to laugh while a male crotch boogies across one's face -- or just totally wasted.

[devincf]

Actually, you can't tell from the angle, but I have a mouthful of his jeans going on there. If I had been off by half an inch I would have bit his johnson!

[Tony Ryan]

Could of, should of.

[Shelby]

Well, at least it was to what appears to be a good looking guy (red eyes and goofy expression make it hard to tell).

Interesting ppic. Im curious to see if others will post embarrassing/drunk/funny pics of themselves. I have quite a few to spare.

[Richard Dickson]

All funny/embarassing pictures of myself are classified in the interest of national security.

Which is still no excuse for George W. not to call....

[Michael Rabattino]

I, Claudius:
The joke would be a pic of you I assume.Good one.

[flyarz]

Nice...

[Dan Laugharn]

This picture becomes even funnier when you imagine that the guy with the blue shirt's face always looks like that.

[BillJohnson]

Is that Seann William Scott in the blue shirt? :)

[flyarz]

15 posts in and still only one picture...

[Dan Whitehead]

You asked for it...

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/danwhitehead2002/danspidey.txt" alt="" />

That's me on the left. In case you weren't sure...

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/danwhitehead2002/dandoom.txt" alt="" />

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/danwhitehead2002/dangoblin.txt" alt="" />

[Charlie Brigden]

See! That Goblin costume would've worked on-screen! Seriously...

[devincf]

Yeah, audiences wanted a villain in fishnets!

Nice ones Dan!

WHO ELSE!??

[flyarz]

I'll dig mine up soon, I promise...

[Jason Pollock]

Dan, those aren't even close to being embarrasing. They are awesome. Your poses are magnificent in the Mighty Marvel Manner!

Excelsior!

[prala is just for jk]

i was NOT just to the side, devin. i was sitting right NEXT to chris when he took that picture.

and yes, jeff is ADORABLE and anyone would want to give him head. and yes, he looked like that most of the night, specifically when ms. pauline was flashing flesh.

you guys REALLY don't want to know most of that night. for serious. ;p

[devincf]

We had another fascinating evening last night, corrie - you should really move to NY.

I almost threw a chair off the roof of Erin's apartment on Ave B!! It seemed like a funny thing at the time...

Also, I made out with Massimo for beer.

[Dan Whitehead]

Hot Animal Machine:
Dan, those aren't even close to being embarrasing. They are awesome. Your poses are magnificent in the Mighty Marvel Manner!

Excelsior!Nah, I'm not embarassed by them - I just think they're funny. They were taken on my honeymoon as well, which pretty much says everything you need to know about me.

[prala is just for jk]

I, Claudius:

Also, I made out with Massimo for beer.OMG you made OUT with MASSIMO?

dear lord jeeebus.

(note to all: MASSIMO is a BOY)

i had a nice chat with you-know-who.

::sigh::

[devincf]

I was supposed to go to his BBQ yesterday, but I only managed to be conscious for three hours all day.

[Dan Whitehead]

prala:
I, Claudius:

Also, I made out with Massimo for beer.OMG you made OUT with MASSIMO?

dear lord jeeebus.

(note to all: MASSIMO is a BOY)

i had a nice chat with you-know-who.

::sigh::Anyone else hooked on this real-life soap opera?

[devincf]

It rivals the Coyote/MZ Dekay soft porn saga in the Sex forum.

[Dan Whitehead]

I, Claudius:
It rivals the Coyote/MZ Dekay soft porn saga in the Sex forum.No, I have no idea what that is.

Yes, I'm checking it out right now...

[prala is just for jk]

yeah he said not many people showed up.

is it a real life soap opera....

OR ARE WE MAKING IT UP?

you decide. ;p

[Dan Whitehead]

prala:
yeah he said not many people showed up.

is it a real life soap opera....

OR ARE WE MAKING IT UP?

you decide. ;pGood twist! This is better than daytime TV...

[prala is just for jk]

*bwhahahaha*

[Michael Rabattino]

Dan Whitehead:
Good twist! This is better than daytime TV...Yeah, the writing is....

[devincf]

It would be so cool if other people got in on this. But then again, what was I expecting?

[Shelby]

NOW I know who that other guy reminds me of! He reminds me of the redheaded brother from that fox show Titus!

[Charlie Brigden]

The only real embarassing/funny pics of me are ones of me as a pint-sized kid.

[Shelby]

Drunk/funny/embarrassing pics of me & My best friend:

Giving head to a huge Zima bottle
<img src="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/shelby_pics/shel_chey.jpg" alt="" />

Being very drunk and rolling around on the floor together
<img src="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/shelby_pics/shel_chey2.jpg" alt="" />
<img src="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/shelby_pics/shel_chey3.jpg" alt="" />

Us kissing (Embarrasing because I am at a really weird angle and look funky)
<img src="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/shelby_pics/sc_kiss.jpg" alt="" />

I have tons more of all of us acting stupid while drunk.

[prala is just for jk]

shelby:

you realized that half the board dropped a load on that one, right? :)

[Richard Dickson]

Yeah, really Shelby.

Who knew you drank Zima?

[Dan Whitehead]

Fett of the Uruk-hai:
The only real embarassing/funny pics of me are ones of me as a pint-sized kid.Are they worse than this?

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/danwhitehead2002/dan_-thumbs.txt" alt="" />

[Charlie Brigden]

Well, I don't have multiple hands, but...

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/charlesebrigden/me82.txt" alt="" />

[Dan Whitehead]

Fett of the Uruk-hai:
Well, I don't have multiple hands, but...That middle one? It's not a hand... eek!

[prala is just for jk]

I, Claudius:
It would be so cool if other people got in on this. But then again, what was I expecting?i think its just a ploy to make out with BOYS again!

[devincf]

Who needs ploys? I just need cute girls to dare me!

[Dan Whitehead]

Is it just me, or is this the weirdest thread ever?

[Charlie Brigden]

I dunno. At the moment it's between this, Blofeld's squirrel-related antics and the multiple derisory threads about classic horror flicks.

[Shelby]

Poxy Von Sinister:
Yeah, really Shelby.

Who knew you drank Zima?Zima tastes like shit. That night was fun though. We were in New Orleans getting drunk on a drink called Kryptonite (thats why I have a yellow tongue)

<a href="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/shelby_pics/shel_chey4.jpg" target="_blank">Here is another</a> but I am not sure its all that work safe - no nudity but some half naked people. Not me though because I am the one taking the picture. Im posting it because you really can't see their faces (blurry) :)

One is my best friend, one is my boyfriend's best friend, my boyfriend's feet, one was a girl we went to highschool with and another was a foreign exchange student from Germany. Oh how we corrupted her!

3 out of the 5 people I have had sexual experiences with are in that room :)

[Little Otik]

For some reason Shelby, non of your pics showed up. And the link to that site didn't work either.

[Shelby]

prala:
shelby:

you realized that half the board dropped a load on that one, right? :) I just wish I had pictures of the REAL good stuff :)

[Diva]

Shelby:
<a href="http://mindcritic.dyndns.org/shelby/misc/shelby_pics/shel_chey4.jpg" target="_blank">Here is another</a> but I am not sure its all that work safe - no nudity but some half naked people. Not me though because I am the one taking the picture. Im posting it because you really can't see their faces (blurry) :)

One is my best friend, one is my boyfriend's best friend, my boyfriend's feet, one was a girl we went to highschool with and another was a foreign exchange student from Germany. Oh how we corrupted her!

3 out of the 5 people I have had sexual experiences with are in that room :) Have you seen Bully? Other than the whole murdering thing, you and your friends remind me of those kids. :)

I have plenty of embarrasing photos, just no server to host them. Guess you all will just have to use your imagination. wink

[Blunt]

Shelby:
I just wish I had pictures of the REAL good stuff :) Pictures? We want videos dammit! :)

[TheOutlawTorn]

I went to a concert last Thursday night, and I'm dropping off the film tonight. I'll get 'em on Kodak CD so I can put a few up. Most of them are shots of Hank III and Phil Anselmo, but there's bound to be a couple of shots of me being stupid.

[devincf]

corrie3000: you sucessfully scared the crap outta the chud kids
D E V I L F 2001: what did i do?
corrie3000: that pic?
D E V I L F 2001: hahaha
D E V I L F 2001: they're so square
corrie3000: i LOVE the reaction....but then...shelbys
corrie3000: yeah
corrie3000: GO SHELBY!
D E V I L F 2001: yeah she's great!
corrie3000: ::oh god::-----&gt;shelby out with us
corrie3000: =trouble
D E V I L F 2001: BIG trouble
D E V I L F 2001: JAIL trouble
corrie3000: I KNOW
corrie3000: oh god....shelbs out with team flask. =
corrie3000: + me.
corrie3000: =
corrie3000: TROUBLE
D E V I L F 2001: haha
D E V I L F 2001: THE WORST
corrie3000: like, BAAAAAAAD

[Hellblazer]

Christ. And you wonder why more people aren't posting in this thread.

[devincf]

huh?

[Michael Rabattino]

Hellblazer: Dangerous Habits:
Christ. And you wonder why more people aren't posting in this thread.Nobody's posting in it, but it has 55 replies.

[prala is just for jk]

i have this picture on my computer and i STILL feel the need to come back here every day and look at it.

jeff's so cute.

[devincf]

You should have seem him liqoured up in his Village People black tank top making out with this NASTY lnc chick, 15minutes. she's a secret fattie.

[prala is just for jk]

omg. i hate the secret fatties.

::meh::

he needs to make out with....aw hell, i dunno.

[Jason Pollock]

Mahatma Coat:

D E V I L F 2001: they're so square
Good to see he enjoys everyone here so darned much.

And if you need proof of how much he respects people and their opinion - check any Star Wars thread...

...before he erases them.

And the Chud Kids may be "square" - but I'll bet they know it's 2002.

J A S O N 2002: Rollin' with the new.

[devincf]

What a wicked putdown - my AIM name isn't cool!

Jason, why don't you just stay out of my threads? Although then I guess you would never have anything to post about.

[Jason Pollock]

Tell you what, Bitch Boy - you stay outta' mine, and you've got yourself a deal, 'kay?

And hey, I just though maybe you didn't get the date thing on the count of being self-medicated to the gills...

[Jason Pollock]

And I think the more important thing to consider in your post is not your completely unimportant AIM Name, but the casual ease you use to insult other Chewers.

Your contempt is noted.

[devincf]

Ouch, another harsh one! I've done drugs, so I'm a bad person! Christ you're just so simple minded, it's actually funny.

And I can stay out of your threads since you don't really make any. You just seem to be on these boards to come at me whenever Will tells you to.

[devincf]

Just contempt for you, oh vociferous paid-for watch dog. Only contempt for hackneyed voices who think that they are the Protector of the Sewer.

You know, I may think that there are a bunch of squares running around here, but at least I give everyone the benefit of the doubt to be able to speak for themselves. They don't need your defense.

[Jason Pollock]

I have no problem with people who might have done drugs or do them - to each his own.

I do think that it is really funny that if someone who does them brags about it, you're down.

But if someone you don't like or disagree with has done them, you use it to attack them.

I guess it matters what drug it is - because we know how much compassion you have for those you call "crackheads"...

[devincf]

Maybe you should learn about drugs, straight edge. Maybe you should look into the universe of difference between recreational drugs and CRACK.

Wait - I guess that would require you to think outside of your sad little sphere.

[Jason Pollock]

Mahatma Coat:
I may think that there are a bunch of squares running around here,I know you do, you hate everyone. And you hate yourself most of all - the picture you posted hammers home just how self loathing you are.

It's all right to like boys, Devin - you're the only one who feels wrong about it.

Mahatma Coat:
...but at least I give everyone the benefit of the doubt to be able to speak for themselves...Indeed you do.

Then you just berate them after they do so. Right, Tool?

Crackhead?

Stupid?

Insane?

There's the shite you spit at the people that you give the benefit of the doubt. Very encouraging. You love to keep the lines of debate open...

[devincf]

Could you GET any more homophobic?

You're right - I post a picture of me simulating head on a boy and then talk about MAKING OUT with a boy because I hate myself.

Or could it be because I'm REALLY comfortable with my sexuality? You're the one who has posted numerous misogynistic things on these boards about exes, who has posted puritanical and insane responses in sex threads - and who now uses a pic that I put up here on my own free will to attack me. Awesome.

You know, Will used the same tactic - but with you suckling at his teat, I'm not surprised.

I think you should come to terms with your own sexuality Jason - did daddy touch you in a private place? Did mommy make you put your thing in her mouth?

I wish I WAS gay because I know it would disgust you.

[devincf]

PS, way to derail the shit out of another thread. Good to see you really contributing around here.

Guess you took some time off from fucking over your "friends" to do it.

[voltes5]

Hot Animal Machine
I know you do, you hate everyone. And you hate yourself most of all - the picture you posted hammers home just how self loathing you are.Wow.

[Blofeld]

Damn! It's not in the Franchise forum ...

[devincf]

Voltes, exactly.

[Michael Rabattino]

<img src="http://feedback.blackisle.com/images/macro/burythisthread.jpg" alt="" />

[Tony Ryan]

Dear Thread,

What the fuck? You used to be fun, with funny pictures and witty comments. Now you turned into the same banter that ruins hundreds of other threads. Some people need to learn when a good time to say insults is and when a bad time is.

Love,
Tony

P.S.
That pictures on overkill, Verbs.

[Michael Rabattino]

True, Tony, it is overkill, but it does it's job.

Hell, I could've just told HAM and Devin what I really thought about their argument and this thread...but chose not to.

[devincf]

Whatever, oh arbiter of threads. Is this in the right forum?

If we could get this thread BACK on track, it would be great. Although since no one besides me, Shelby and Dan have the guts to post pics...

[Brian Ross]

Verbal Kint:
<img src="http://feedback.blackisle.com/images/macro/burythisthread.jpg" alt="" />Will someone please kill these images? Enough Verbal
And it does not do its job, its obnoxious.

[Michael Rabattino]

I personally think you should delete this thread and start a new one, having Shelby and Dan put their pics on that thread. This really could have been a cool thread, and now there's way too much fighting on it.

[Michael Rabattino]

That's funny, I thought Tony already addressed my overuse of that picture. :rolleyes:

[Brian Ross]

Ya you should have listened!

[Michael Rabattino]

He said it after I posted the pic.

And for anyone following along at home, that's 4 eyerolls for me on this thread.

[Tony Ryan]

All pics of me are embarrassing, but these 2 are pretty damn bad.

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/gettinglostjam/Chud0008.txt" alt="" />

Check out the man boobs, and dig the hat.

<img src="http://www.geocities.com/gettinglostjam/Chud0014.txt" alt="" />

The look in my eyes and the fact that I passed out on the floor. The sign my friends thought was funny, but isn't. It says "I like cock", the most overused sign to put on hungover people ever.

[Michael Rabattino]

But you do love cock, don't you? So I guess it was cool.

And man, that hat fucking rules.

[Brian Ross]

Chutula has awakened!

And in the first you look like your about to kick ass and take some names.

[Tony Ryan]

I need to shave more, god.

[Blofeld]

I recommend once a year.

[Blofeld]

Since I don't have photo posting ability, how about if I tell one of my favorite stage acting flub stories?

[Tony Ryan]

That's about the rate I do it at, and then I get fuzz not fucking hair back.

[Jacob Singer]

Blofeld:
Since I don't have photo posting ability, how about if I tell one of my favorite stage acting flub stories?Sorry Blo, but you obviously don't have any guts.

[Blofeld]

All right, here it is ...

<img src="http://www.z.lanbib.se/~thomas/daf-blofeld.gif" alt="" />

[Jacob Singer]

Actually, I bet plenty of us would like to hear the stage story...

[flyarz]

Verbal Kint:
He said it after I posted the pic.

And for anyone following along at home, that's 4 eyerolls for me on this thread.Wait, I don't understand...Please post a picture and make things simpler for my mind...

*squeals*

[prala is just for jk]

ok, since my apparently "amusing" comments inadvertantly started this whole "fight" can i just say stop? please?

we were KIDDING. *I* was kidding. just let it be. if you all don't know that i wuv you all more than anything in the world, then, well. yeah.

[Brian Ross]

Blofeld:
All right, here it is ...

<img src="http://www.z.lanbib.se/~thomas/daf-blofeld.gif" alt="" />Thats one sexy cigarette holder ya got there.

[Seabass Inna Bun]

But does it make up for the absent neck?
<img src="http://members.aol.com/ZKiZ/gray.jpg" alt="" />

[Dan Whitehead]

Verbal Kint:
I personally think you should delete this thread and start a new one, having Shelby and Dan put their pics on that thread. This really could have been a cool thread, and now there's way too much fighting on it.Fuck no. I'm not coming downstairs until Mummy and Daddy stop shouting bad words.

Seriously, we should have an "Arena" board for stuff like this. A place where stuff like this could be fought out without derailing the original topic. There's obviously bad blood between people around here that goes way deeper than any message board - working out who hates who is a real brainache, and it creates an atmosphere that puts off new posters.

Think of it as a duelling spot. Whenever stuff like this flares up, the protagonists either agree to move their argument to the new board, or let it drop. I'm sure it'd get plenty of traffic, cos everyone loves to watch a good bitch fight. And considering that most CHUD veterans come armed with razor-sharp wit and inch-long fangs, it could be quite funny as well. I'd call it "The Thunderdome", but I don't want to rouse The Knowby Warrior.

Just a thought.

Seconds out...Round Two.

[Ludwig]

I'll be courageous, just like Devin says:

<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/stag.JPG" alt="" />

This was taken at my stag party. I still have the outfit but haven't had the courage to wear it again.

[Blofeld]

I never get tired of seeing that picture. Ludwig has great tits.

[prala is just for jk]

yeah. so does that chick.

[Dan Whitehead]

Those tits are bigger than his head! Has science really gone this far?

[Charlie Brigden]

Heheh I love that pic. You should put it on your resume, Mikey.

[Ludwig]

They're not TITS, their BREASTS, and mine are ALL NATURAL. Her's are science gone horribly wrong, but in a fun way.

[prala is just for jk]

::a tit is a tit, ludwig my love::

[Shelby]

Brian Ross:
Originally posted by Verbal Kint:
Enough Verbal
And it does not do its job, its obnoxious.Nah, they are funny. I have a whole slew of them I am waiting on the chance to use :)

[Martianman]

Me, circa about 1989:

<img src="http://personal.atl.bellsouth.net/~suitt/me.bmp" alt="" />

[Rylander]

<img src="http://www.aachenburg.bizland.com/host/kill.jpg" alt="" />

[Martianman]

Ry, I think our pictures killed the thread. Whoops.

[Swykk]

Martianman In Black II:
Ry, I think our pictures killed the thread. Whoops.no way yours was the best imo! i laughed till there were tears! real tears! PS, cropsy looked the same in 1993! it's true!

[Jason Pollock]

Holy shit, you're right, swykk. I think he really did...

[Rylander]

I don't know what to say, so take your pick:

a) Wouldn't be the first time I killed a thread

b) It was a mercy killing

c) Starting a new thread for these pics might've been the way to go

d) If you had let it be, that picture could've made a funny bookend to this cockamamie thread

[Alice in Wonderland]

Ludwig, Third Marshall of the Mark:

<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/stag.JPG" alt="" />

This was taken at my stag party. I still have the outfit but haven't had the courage to wear it again.I can't see why not. You look good in those little socks.

[Will]

I don't know exactly what it means, but this is the picture Ludwig always had stuck to the side of his computer.

<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/howdeer.art" alt="" />

[Alice in Wonderland]

Nasty Ol' Will:
I don't know exactly what it means, but this is the picture Ludwig always had stuck to the side of his computer.
Wow. So which one is Ludwig, then?

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[voltes5]

<img src="http://www.innergrail.com/misc/whosyourfroggy.gif" alt="" />

And here's Ludwig's toys getting it on.

[devincf]

Can we keep the boring, overused joke pictures in the humor forum?

[flyarz]

Verbal's frantically saving all of these wonderful pictures ...

[Michael Rabattino]

Nah, i've got all the good ones already... wink

Oh, and I don't think I can sleep tonight knowing that somewhere, somebody once got a Kermit the Frog doll on it's knees to fuck something.

[flyarz]

Verbal Graduates HS in 2 Days:
Nah, i've got all the good ones already... wink

Oh, and I don't think I can sleep tonight knowing that somewhere, somebody once got a Kermit the Frog doll on it's knees to fuck something.Well, then, keep away from Triumph videos then, bud...

[LowShot]

<img src="http://boys.images.profiles.makeoutclub.com/lowshot.jpg" alt="" />

I wasn't always skinny...

[Kirby Drummond]

Who's that chubby kid holding Lowshot?

[Martianman]

Rylander:
d) If you had let it be, that picture could've made a funny bookend to this cockamamie threadAgreed.

[flyarz]

Innocent Sex:
Who's that chubby kid holding Lowshot?HAHAHA!

[Will]

Verbal Graduates HS in 2 Days:
Nah, i've got all the good ones already... wink

Oh, and I don't think I can sleep tonight knowing that somewhere, somebody once got a Kermit the Frog doll on it's knees to fuck something.I think the first time I saw that on the boards I laughed so hard I almost barfed.