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Django
05-23-2002, 09:03 AM
You are one twisted rat bastard.
Thanks to "Dudley & The Bike Store Owner" I'll now be spending the next hour cleaning the Mountain Dew off my screen and keyboard.
Bastard... :cool:
The13th
05-23-2002, 09:13 PM
Dudley & The Bike Store Owner is the best name I've heard in awhile.
Kirby Drummond
05-25-2002, 10:56 PM
Thanks boys. Didn't see this post.
Remember that shit? Gordon Jump. Too funny. Remember Dudley's father? What was wrong with him again, cigarettes?
Django
05-26-2002, 01:39 AM
That episode was without a doubt the most fucked up half hour I ever saw as a child.
Now where's the damn DVD of this?
Tony Ryan
05-26-2002, 01:50 AM
I am a child of the 90's so I have no idea what the hell you are talking about?
What are you talking about?
Micah Robinson
05-26-2002, 09:30 PM
If I remember correctly, there was a "very special" episode of Different Strokes where Dudley got sexually molested by the bike store owner.
He ALMOST got Arnold as well, but something or other happened to stop it.
And the bike store owner was played by Gordon Jump from WKRP.
Tony Ryan
05-26-2002, 09:40 PM
Oh man, that is too great...
I love "Very Special" Episodes of sitcoms.
The13th
05-27-2002, 04:08 PM
Dudley's father was the smoker.
I vividly remember the dramatic ending where, after convincing the Drummonds he is done smoking, he steps out into the hallway and whips out a cigarette as the credits begin.
The crazy shit my brain retains after all these years...
Django
05-27-2002, 06:32 PM
I heard that. My brain is still trying to come to grips with the fact that Dixie Carter turned into Mary Ann Mobley.
Another classic episode was the one where Arnold and his southern fried redheaded stepbrother Sam befriended the street mime only to be horrified when she has a epileptic sezure in the middle of the performance which causes Pearl The Maid to put her boot in their asses when the make fun of her.
Damn good times. Apparently Dudley is now a pastor of a "nondenominational church" called Alive Church in L.A.
How's that for a So Cal BBQ/Kroner mission opp...
Andre Dellamorte
05-28-2002, 12:07 PM
Striding Cloud Django:
Another classic episode was the one where Arnold and his southern fried redheaded stepbrother Sam befriended the street mime only to be horrified when she has a epileptic sezure in the middle of the performance which causes Pearl The Maid to put her boot in their asses when the make fun of her.Yeah, they had a joke that went something like: "How do you make a milkshake?"
"You give it to an epileptic."
Django
05-28-2002, 10:57 PM
And Bingo was his name, oh...
Dave Davis
05-29-2002, 11:59 AM
speaking of ol' Kirb...
a game i saw at E3 that seems to be catering to his wishes...
<img src="http://www.chud.com/graphics4/e32k/olsens.jpg" alt="" />
Kirby Drummond
05-29-2002, 12:35 PM
Is it a Peel Down and Dress Up game? I'd buy that.
The13th
08-09-2002, 05:03 PM
Love the homage to Telly you've got going on now...
Tony Ryan:
I am a child of the 90's so I have no idea what the hell you are talking about?
What are you talking about?Tony, from ow on you can just say, "Whatchutalkinbout Willis?"
Child of the 90's??? Jeez I have underwear older than you are. Someday I have to give it back to her too!
Seahawk
08-10-2002, 03:34 AM
Dave Davis:
speaking of ol' Kirb...
a game i saw at E3 that seems to be catering to his wishes...
<img src="http://www.chud.com/graphics4/e32k/olsens.jpg" alt="" />The EVIL has returned! The EVIL has returned!
Django
08-10-2002, 04:13 AM
Yeah but in a short few years, it'll be sweet evil...
Kirby Drummond
08-11-2002, 10:49 PM
Thanks hest. God I love that movie. Telly is such a great character.
Tony Ryan
08-11-2002, 10:53 PM
"Fucking is what I love. Take that away, I have nothing."
Tony Ryan
08-11-2002, 10:54 PM
Wait, I think I fucked that quote up...
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