What Chewer would you most like to hang with in real life?

[Nick Nunziata]

I've already hung out with so many, but off the top of my head the ones who I'd like to grab dinner with or hit a bar with would be:

Blofeld, HAM, Kirby, Shelby, Beaks, or Buttercup.

Oh, and just about every last one of you fuckers.

You guys?

[Micah Robinson]

DaveB, Shelby, Outlaw Torn, heavyMetalThunder, Poxy Von Sinister, Clarence Beaks, Hot Animal Machine, Django, and yes....even....Kirby. :)

[Shelby]

Oh wow. Every single person that posts regularly (except maybe one or two). Seriously.

Of course all the Atlanta people are on the top of the list. Plus Devin, Kirby, Coyote, Django, Blofeld, prala, oh man....there are too many to list! Seriously, just about everyone :)

[Nick Nunziata]

Fuck yeah, I want all the rockers (Outlaw, HMT, Assbag, JWHart) in one place at one time.

[DaveB]

Of the folks I haven't met (ruling out ummm... only Chavez, I guess):

Micah, Matchstick, prala, Nick, HAM, Carl, Poxy, Django, Tony Ryan, Mundt, Big Black, misfit_w, Kirby, Shelby, Diva... really pretty much everyone, but I almost always find what these folks have to say to be interesting, whether I agree or not.

[Nick Nunziata]

On another note, I'd like to get all the hardcore Star Wars nuts together for a Star Wars:RPG session. I'm actually toying with DMing an adventure just to shut Steve Murphy up.

[Cheese Biscuits]

I'd like to meet all you guys... except for David Manning... he's from Homewood. Grrrrr...

[flyarz]

Everybody, of course, but in particular: Nick, Carl, Tony, Shelby, Prala, Jennifer, Kirby, Django, HAM, Dev, Dylan, SJR...

I know I'm forgetting names...But it's a start...

[Django]

Don't believe the hype. Django's an ass.

[Blofeld]

I'll announce it here: it is very probable that Blofeld will make it to the SoCal BBQ. I hope to meet some of you there!

[Richard Dickson]

Okay, based on this, CHUD Con must happen.

If only to be able to play my Gungan bounty hunter in the Star Wars game, complete with accent.

Seriously, I think I could have a great face-to-face conversation with just about anybody here, either agreeing with them wholeheartedly or disagreeing and debating until the wee hours.

[Jacob Singer]

I'd like to hang with just about any chewer you'd care to name, which is probably one of my problems. I don't discriminate enough. Most of you probably suck. :)

[Jacob Singer]

Django:
Don't believe the hype. Django's an ass.Well, an ass he may be, but lately he's been pretty freakin' cool to have around.

If you ask me. Which you should, you bastards.

[CTDeLude]

Django:
Don't believe the hype. Django's an ass.Django I really don't think we are going to survive the SoCal BBQ. And if we start talking any kind of politics(Will you know you will) then it is over.

My lawd we are gunning for some trouble now. Especially if Blo shows up. Hey we could get him to save the Hooter's girls while we're at it though! :D

[Blofeld]

I'm on a Hooters crusade!

[Burke]

Everyone who doesn't say Nick Nunziata first and foremost needs to get their priorities straightened out and in a hurry.

After the man... Carl, Django, HAM, CaptEucalyptus, Call, Sojourner, Shelby, Verbal, Tony, Dylan, Blofeld, Seahawk, Prala, Linnifer, Kevin Matchstick, Poxy, Xymog, Cheese Biscuits, R-Lu, Nick's wife, Will, Mikah, Jacob Singer, Joram etc. ad nauseum.

...and lastly but certainly not least, Harry is Fat. wink

[Django]

Nah, wouldn't happen quite like that.

The only shenanigans that would occur is when Devin shows up (scoff) and even then the worst thing that would happen is that we'd need an undercard. Me versus somebody.

Nick's no good cause after the first hour of us circling the other like a couple of Mario Bava breed rabid dogs and the follow-up hour of silence, chances are we'd be bullshitting like a couple of old hags at a hair salon.

Unless Diva, Jennifer, or Shelby shows up and the BBQ ends early when the cops drag me away for sexual harassment. Then again...nope, the cops would still be involved.

What would more than likely happen is that we'd stuff our faces and end up singing Joan Baez songs under the stars as Universal blew itself up every 25 minutes.

I could always bring my vast selection of Swamp movies on DVD for us to enjoy.

Swamp Thing. Swamp Girl. Swamp Country (w/Lyle Waggoner!). Gator Bait.

Even Swamp Virgin for you younglings.

Damn good times.

[Django]

Course if Cunningham showed then he and I could just keep saying "You no Jedi" to the other while we whacked each other over the head with plastic lightsabers.

Not quite as fun as Gator Bait. But then again what is...

[CTDeLude]

I'm starting to get those chills already!

I expect that we will have some gratuitous humour so I am trying to mentally stabalize myself for that. And then if Devin did show up.................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee!

Of course I am always up for a good fake lightsaber fight. That's until I lose. Then of course it would be fun to see Django try and be all suave around the women. Would be really interesting.

[Blunt]

Okay let's see: Nick, Mikah,Poxy,Carl,Django, HAM,Beaks,Tony,Don,raoul duke,Matchstick,Shelby, Jennifer....well almost everyone as a matter of fact. Were a CHUD con to happen, I'd gladly pay the airplane ticket just to meet you guys.

[Tony Ryan]

Everyone, but to make a list

Beaks, Nick, SJR, Devin, Flyers, Bluntmatt, Poxy, Kirby, Carl, Micah, Shelby, Diva, Verbal, Rath, DaveB, Prala, Fett, Django, HAM, Blofeld(!), and many, many more.

[Swykk]

nick, shelby, cheese biscuits, HAM (although we went to high school together i haven't seen him a lot since), captain supermarket and boogens (though i have seen neither on here recently), frost, fett, heavymetalthunder, will, django-asshole or not, diva, and probably would at least like to meet the rest of you to put a face to your names...

and of course i do know cropsy as it is...

[Charlie Brigden]

Lots of folks.

Nick, Butane, Tony, Carl, Mikah, Steve, HAM, Django, Devin, Poxy, Shelby, Ludwig, Blo, SJR, Beaks, Logan, Jennifer, Kirby, Prala, Ross, DaveB, and a lot of others.

[Django]

Try?

Do or do not. There is no try.

[Clarence Beaks]

There's so many, I'd hate to make a list for fear of leaving someone off.

[Agent 86]

I would like to meet 86, personally. I hear he is very insightful. Plus, he is funny. 86 is a good person, and he is also a great number.

Anyway...

I would like to meet any of you guys...

[Seahawk]

In order, more or less

Blofeld, Lowshot, Devin, Grendel, Django, Nick, Kronos, DJ Dylan and attachment and friends, all female, Jabba, Refrozen, Capster, Raoul Duke, Coyote, DJEvil, Smilin' Jack, Bill Johnson, Shelby, Diva.

I know I'm forgetting someone...

UNCLE MITCH!

And all of you if I had the funds.

[devincf]

Of the folks I have NOT met (and I banged Butane last night, BTW):

1) PRALA - corrie, come play with me!!!!

2) SHELBY - i'll pick you up at the airport!

3) BLOFELD - let's make out!!!

PS I recommend everyone hang out with Steve Murphy. That kid is FUCKING NUTS. And hot.

[CTDeLude]

Hmmm I have to wonder sometimes that with these descripitions some of you are giving to the people you'd like to hang around with would I even want to be within a 1000 miles of them

Sheeeeesh!

[Rath/Brendan]

I would like to date prala or diva or linnifer or shelby.

To hang with, I would like to chill with Nick, Devin, Jacob Singer, Tony Ryan, Django, Patrick Saurol, Sojurner-even though we don't see him around, Micah, Johnny Butane, HAM, Grendel, and any of you bastards with kids. I want to see how warped you've made them.

But then, I'd also like to give doc_weasel a papercut. But that's me.

[TheOutlawTorn]

I WILL meet the Atlanta crew before the end of summer. This is definite.

I would love to hang out with Tony Ryan and Raoul Duke.

I wouldn't mind discussing the existence of God (while smoking a bowl and listening to Radiohead) with Kirby and Adam Warren.

Someday I hope to meet Voltes 5 and HeavyMetalThunder, so that we can drink whiskey, get tatoos, and break shit.

Before the second coming of Calibos, I will meet HAM, and the planet will suffer for it.

And I may be making a trip to Orlando in the near future, and if this trip does in fact come to pass, I'm going to eat Poxy Von Sinister. ALIVE.

There are many, many more. I'll post as I remember.

[prala is just for jk]

Devin says: Read the main page:
Of the folks I have NOT met (and I banged Butane last night, BTW):

1) PRALA - corrie, come play with me!!!!

2) SHELBY - i'll pick you up at the airport!

3) BLOFELD - let's make out!!!

PS I recommend everyone hang out with Steve Murphy. That kid is FUCKING NUTS. And hot.Who's hot? Hee. Devin, YOU KNOW I'll come play. Now that I have a car, I have to. But...um. You do know you're posting to chud and not that other site.....the blofeld comment shows you're a little confused.

I will add everyone I want to see later. Because I'm too busy.

[Michael Rabattino]

Hell, i'd love to meet everyone. Mainly Nick though, because he's just immediately witty and very friendly.

And so the question must be posed--

When is CHUDcon!?!?!??!!? wink

[raoul duke]

Ludwig, Adam Warren, Refrozen Seabass, Seahawk, Poxy Von Sinister, Bluntmatt, Don Wiskerando, Shelby, Devin, Kirby, prala, Shelby, General Logan, Corporal Logan, DJEvil, Nick Annuziata, Nick Nunziata, mikah and the rest of the Atlanta crew, Kronos, Clarence Beaks, DaveB... Awww hell, I love the whole lot of you!

[Richard Dickson]

TheOutlawTorn:
And I may be making a trip to Orlando in the near future, and if this trip does in fact come to pass, I'm going to eat Poxy Von Sinister. ALIVE.I'm dabbing on the BBQ sauce as we speak.

[Ludwig]

Well shit, I made it on two of your lists now...

People I have already met:

Nick, Steve Murphy, HAM, Django, Will, Ghost of Timmy, Brian Koukol

People I would like to meet:

- Everyone at Sci (Poxy, Blofeld, Fett, Zod, JW Hart, Shelby, Xymog et al)
- Carl Cunningham
- Diva
- Devin
- Kirby
- Butane and Creeture Girl
- Voltes (only because he can appreciate a burly flannel man like myself)

People I would like to fuck whilest whisling the theme to "I Dream of Geannie":

- raoul duke

That is all.

[DJ Dylan]

Well, the required people first:
-Nick
-Mikah
-Will
-Django
-Ludwig
-Blofeld
-HAM
-Devin
-Carl Cunningham
And awesome people too:
-Diva
-Shelby
-prala
-Jennifer
-'creetch
-flyers
-Seahawk
-Kirby
-Poxy
-Soujourner
-Fett
-Verbal
-Tony
-Dave B

Yeah, if a Chudcon happens, I will bring heart, or pictures of her, depending.

[flyarz]

Dylan, she'd be kind of frightened considering how much we know about her...Plus Shelby might hit on her...

[Diva]

Chewers I've met already:

Devin
girlcreeture
Butane
Adam McCallister
Lowshot

The ladies of CHUD are on my required list for they are the coolest chicks around and Nick can be the ringmaster!

Everyone else are automatically cool peeps for being part of CHUD.

CHUDcon is a must, Nick!

[Johnny Butane]

So how come everyone wants to bang Shelby and Linnifer, but no one wants to bang my Creeture? She's bangable, trust me!

Damn did Devin fuck me good last night.

People I absolutely MUST MEET before I die:

Nick
Ryan Rotten
Carl
Blofeld
Django
Micah
Shelby
YT
Will
Ludwig

Everyone else I'd like to meet, too, but those are the ones that I want first. CHUD Con...could happen.

[Hellblazer]

HAM, Django, Will, Kronos, Ludwig, Coyote, Blofeld, grendel, Shelby, Butane, and Girlcreeture, plus loads more hanging with the Chewers that I've already met, Nick, Micah, Carl, Dave Davis, and Lowshot.

And of course, last but certainly not least, the man that I've missed meeting by bare minutes
three times and counting, DJEvil.

[Matt Carroll]

So many here that a night out with would be the shit.....

Kronos (because he has kids and can relate)
Burke
Will (because of the real danger of being tossed out of whatever restaurant we would go to)
Tony Ryan (the most agreeable and easy to get along with lefty on the boards)
Carl ( I would ask him annoying SW questions all night)
Ludwig
Rath
Mikah ( I think we could agree to drinks at least :) )
Mr. Littlejeans
Refrozen Seabass
Mazian (Chavez)

so many more, but you know who you are.....

[Kronos]

Burbank CHUD-BQ...August...Be There...Aloha.

If things work out this is going to happen over the weekend of 16-18 August.

[Kronos]

Oh, and Johnny: It's a respect sort of thing.

[Johnny Butane]

Right. Sure. My girl's not good enough for your gang-rapping anymore, THAT'S what it is.

Fine.

:D

[Casey72]

Kronos:
Burbank CHUD-BQ...August...Be There...Aloha.

If things work out this is going to happen over the weekend of 16-18 August.I'm, about an hour outside of Burbank, Let me know where and me & the wife (to be) are soooo there

[Shelby]

flyers:
Dylan, she'd be kind of frightened considering how much we know about her...Plus Shelby might hit on her...Ha! Why, I would never.... wink

Well, ya, I probably would.

Johnny Butane:
So how come everyone wants to bang Shelby and Linnifer, but no one wants to bang my Creeture? She's bangable, trust me!
Well, I was thinking more about YOU, but if you are willing to sacrifice the Creeture I'd be happy with that wink

[DJ Dylan]

I dont know how she would respond to being hit on by another woman. I think shed be really creeped out by it. And then she would hate me when someone told her everything they know about her through me on the boards. LOL.

[Johnny Butane]

Shelby, the images in my head now...

You are an ungodly creature. You've moved to the top of my list.

[Greg Hansen]

My list consists of:

Johnny Butane
girlcreeture

(Both of whom I get to meet in August)

BillJohnson (cause you're an interesting cat)
SpaceMonkeyX (cause we're usually on the same wavelength)
DanWhitehead

and, of course...

Nick

[raoul duke]

Ludwigmmmmq (the q is silent):
People I would like to fuck whilest whisling the theme to "I Dream of Geannie":

- raoul duke
Next time you're in town, we'll have to stop by the Super Whistling Sex Club.

[Johnny Butane]

SHIT! Bill Johnson is on that list, as well.

[prala is just for jk]

ok. lets see. i KNOW i'm going to miss someone, so apologies ahead of time.

first off, if i don't meet the lowshot, linnifer and devin by the end of the summer, i will spontaneously combust.

second, the rest of the list:
-shelby
-diva
-dylan
-blofeld
-kevin matchstick
-neil (where HAS he been?)
-well, i'd be lying if i didn't say pretty much everyone here, minus about 3 or 4 people who i'd like to punch in the mouth.

thirdly, new york people and atlanta people: i'm takign an nyc trip at the beginning of july, and an atlanta trip at the end of july, under the guise of looking at grad schools. i will really just be there to flirt with your significant others. :p

[DaveB]

prala:

-neil (where HAS he been?)
Umm... hey, there. Clever name change a month or two back. I was wondering who might have missed that...

[prala is just for jk]

The Inane Ramblings of DaveB:
prala
Umm... hey, there. Clever name change a month or two back. I was wondering who might have missed that...erm.

can we just chalk that one up to senility and leave it at that?

::sob::

[Django]

If the BBQ is happening the weekend of August 16th-18th, you can sratch the names of two chewers right off.

Cause HAM and I have a dance with destiny in Pasadena that weekend...

[Kronos]

Hmmm...ok. 'Weekend following?

How's about August 24-25?

Will?
Blofeld?
Django?
HAM?
CT?
Diva?
SJR?
-anyone else?

I'm good....just gotta ring up Southwest.
NHRA Autolite Nationals are several weeks earlier so I'm good.

Verdict folks?

[CTDeLude]

Don't see much in the way of barring me from it. mean it is on a weekend and I shouldn't have a job the owns my weekends even at that time. Though if I am a gopher at that time who knows.

[Django]

You gotta ask the others. Cause fact is once HAM is out here chances are high that if he's at an event, I'll be at the event.

Much like Fango. Dude storms my cell and breaks my ass out where we proceed to yell...

...best AR-NULD impression...

"RUNNN! GIT TO DA CHAA-PAAR!"

...as we run like goddamn bastards.

That's how we escaped Buena Park last year...

[Kronos]

Just called Blo...gotta wait till the morrow for reply...

Justin, answer your mail!

[Tony Ryan]

I might be able to make it.

But me and Will in the same room could make something very very bad...

[Kronos]

Lemme tellya...it's all good. It's all about the food!

[flyarz]

We'll need pictures, many pictures...

[DJ Dylan]

If anyone wants to pay for my planet ticket, i'll come.

[Kronos]

DJ Dylan:
If anyone wants to pay for my planet ticket, i'll come.To which planet?

[prala is just for jk]

god. that's so tempting.

except for the "paying for dylan" part.

[Kevin Matchstick]

prala:
thirdly, new york people and atlanta people: i'm takign an nyc trip at the beginning of july, and an atlanta trip at the end of july, under the guise of looking at grad schools.I hope you ain't just gettin' our hopes up, sis.

[girlcreeture]

I'll meet anyone I can 'cause I loves you all, and Johnny and I are in CA 8/14 - 8/19 so be prepared for apocalyptic fun!

[Dan Whitehead]

Tindalos:
My list consists of:

Johnny Butane
girlcreeture

(Both of whom I get to meet in August)

BillJohnson (cause you're an interesting cat)
SpaceMonkeyX (cause we're usually on the same wavelength)
DanWhitehead

and, of course...

NickWow - I made a list! I feel like a made man or something. As long as it's not a Joe Pesci Goodfellas style ruse to get me in a room alone and blow my brains out...

I've never found a site and message board filled with so many articulate and witty people. Seriously. Some of you may have weird ideas about what makes a good film, but you can argue your point of view clearly and intelligently and that makes for good yakkin'.

Of course, as a UK chewer, all this talk of CHUD-B-Q's and CHUDcons just reminds us that we're stuck on an island thousands of miles away from all the fun. Our beers all warm as well.

At least we've got the Golden Jubilee celebrations to look forward to - 50 years of being bled dry by a family of in-breeds. Yay!

[prala is just for jk]

Kevin Matchstick
I hope you ain't just gettin' our hopes up, sisno pooh bear. i'm comparing ticket prices now.

[Johnny Butane]

GODAMMIT! Dan Whitehead's on the list too.

This is just too...damn...hard.

Prala, make a stop off in Boston during your skool huntings and we'll show ya a good time!

[Dan Whitehead]

Johnny Butane:
GODAMMIT! Dan Whitehead's on the list tooIt's too late now. The damage is done.

<puts worldly possesions into a plastic bag and shuffles off into the rain, accompanied by The Littlest Hobo...>

[prala is just for jk]

Johnny Butane:

Prala, make a stop off in Boston during your skool huntings and we'll show ya a good time!I'm actually planning a road trip there in july as well

[DJ Dylan]

How about NC!!! Come on prala, you know you wanna come visit this great state. LOL.

[girlcreeture]

Prala you could so get away with "checking out schools" as an excuse to come to Bah-Stin, the state of MA is built on schools. Plus Johnny and I are good incentive too, I would hope wink

I must admit however, that Harvard Square is SO much nicer after the students go home.

[Kronos]

girlcreeture:
I'll meet anyone I can 'cause I loves you all, and Johnny and I are in CA 8/14 - 8/19 so be prepared for apocalyptic fun!Aw man! Missin' y'all by a week! Going to Fangoria are we?

[Johnny Butane]

Yes, Master Kronos.

Prala, I expect to hear from ya around late June then, we'll rock you. Like the proverbial hurricane.

[Eddie5]

You know, my recent sporadic visits is just RUINING my social disposition.

Plus I'll be the hardest to meet.

[Kronos]

Eddie5:
You know, my recent sporadic visits is just RUINING my social disposition.

Plus I'll be the hardest to meet.Having a hard time justifying the time spent CHUDDING? New Girlfriend?

[Keeper of the Grove]

I have read every post in this thread - and you know what I figured out - I suck? but if a chud-con happens I'll be there so all of you can not hang out with me. I'll be the guy hanging out by the bean dip wearing a ball-cap, Hawaiian shirt, Bermuda shorts and leather sandals.

[Kronos]

Did somebody say bean dip?

[prala is just for jk]

Yes Yes! Actually, my travel plans have changed a bit due to copious days at the beach, and cost of plane tickets.Looks like it will be:

Chapel Hill: post-June 15th.
ATlanta: Post-July 4th.
Baaaahston: 'Round July 15th
Austin: August 1

Whatever other city I come up with: Late August.

Wooo! Just get me outta DC!

[Eddie5]

Kronos:
Eddie5:
You know, my recent sporadic visits is just RUINING my social disposition.

Plus I'll be the hardest to meet.Having a hard time justifying the time spent CHUDDING? New Girlfriend?My good man, The K. Work keeps me too busy, man.

The short version : Been in the jungles for close to eight months - In a Long-House on a Tree. Battles with giant mosquitoes and leeches. I shit you not. All for the sake of technology.

Now that I'm back home again, whole lot of work related stuff keep popping up that somehow manages to hinder my teleportations to CHUD.

Doing me best, though. Hope things are Le Great with you.

[Smilin' Jack Ruby]

prala, don wiskerando, butane, beaks (though that may change after I meet his ass this week), buncha others

[Kronos]

prala:
Yes Yes! Actually, my travel plans have changed a bit due to copious days at the beach, and cost of plane tickets.Looks like it will be:

Chapel Hill: post-June 15th.
ATlanta: Post-July 4th.
Baaaahston: 'Round July 15th
Austin: August 1

Whatever other city I come up with: Late August.

Wooo! Just get me outta DC!Burbank? August 24 & 25? Hmmm?

[Blofeld]

Wow. This could be a convergence of sick-mindedness unlike any other.

[prala is just for jk]

hmmm. kronos, with all the traveling i'm doing, that could be a loooooong shot.

[Kronos]

I understand...but I'm also shamelessly promoting the feel-good event of the summer!

However: It would be a joy to have you there!

[prala is just for jk]

that's because my mere presence is a joy to behold

[Blofeld]

No. Your mere presence is a joy to Blofeld.

[Kronos]

HaHAAAAA!!!

[Big Black]

I would totally go to a Chud Con.

Talk about dreamy..

[Kronos]

Big Black:
I would totally go to a Chud Con.

Talk about dreamy..Where Dreams Take Flight...
CHUDWEST '02!

[Diva]

prala:
Yes Yes! Actually, my travel plans have changed a bit due to copious days at the beach, and cost of plane tickets.Looks like it will be:

Chapel Hill: post-June 15th.
ATlanta: Post-July 4th.
Baaaahston: 'Round July 15th
Austin: August 1

Whatever other city I come up with: Late August.

Wooo! Just get me outta DC!No NYC?!? I know you were planning a visit here. Please don't tell me you came already and didn't say hi to peeps. frown

[prala is just for jk]

no no!

i'm actually coming up tommorrow, but JUST for business meetings, and then back next week for more.

i'm thinking about a late june trip!

[CTDeLude]

Hey hey hEY!

Gimme the 4-1-1 on the event of a lifetime!

Chudwest!

Chudwest!

Chudwest!

WHOA!

I'd like to meet Kronos, Django, BillJohnson, Scott Roche, Will*unfortunately* =), Jennifer(she's still a Chewer right?), SJR, a couple more from Cali since we're all cool down here anyways. Other :)

[prala is just for jk]

Blofeld:
No. Your mere presence is a joy to Blofeld.awwww. how could i feel down today with that nice sentiment?

[prala is just for jk]

Kronos:
Wooo! Just get me outta DC!Burbank? August 24 & 25? Hmmm?[/QB][/QUOTE]

um. where would i stay? would i have round the clock armed gaurds? dogs? cattle?

[Blofeld]

You wouldn't need protection with me around, sweetie.

[prala is just for jk]

::spits soda out::

[Kronos]

Hah HAAHH!

[Blofeld]

and, if you want to bring a few animals, I'm game...

[prala is just for jk]

::that's it. i'm coming in disguise::

[Blofeld]

OOOO! French maid?

[prala is just for jk]

i just. can't. win.

[Blofeld]

Ah, prala. Just havin' some fun. If you come, I'll be a perfect gentleman. I promise. I can't vouch for Will, though.

[Kronos]

Prala, he's in rare form today...trust me...

[Blofeld]

You don't want to share that phone message story, do you?

[prala is just for jk]

i can tell!

maybe i WILL come.....but only if my minions will be there.

[Blofeld]

prala, now that I know you might be coming, and you might be in disguise, I'm forced to ask everyone "Are you prala?"

I can't imagine what will happen if I stick my tongue in Django's ear.

[prala is just for jk]

Blofeld:
I can't imagine what will happen if I stick my tongue in Django's ear.why do you think i'd be coming in disguise?

[Kronos]

You don't want to share that phone message story, do you?

Heehee...did already...with Creetch.

Ladies and gentlemen, Blofeld's V-mail on my machine:
"Hey Paul it's Matt. You know, I don't think I'm going to make it to CHUDWEST on 24, 25 August. I just <a href="http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=24;t=001893" target="_blank">cannot escape my vagina.</a>"

[Kronos]

prala:
i can tell!

maybe i WILL come.....but only if my minions will be there.I think you need some West Coast minions.

You know, that's a great name for a band!

Django & The West Coast Minions

It just sings!

[prala is just for jk]

i think i HAVE some west coast minions.

[Kronos]

HeeHeee!

[Matt Carroll]

As of right now there is a 50/50 chance that I and my better half will make the trip outside the Arkansas border and try to stumble our way to

KAL-EE-FOR-NYAA.....

for my first face to face meeting with you dirty lot.
Keep blofeld away from my wife, Kronos....or else!

[Blofeld]

Hey, I have some scruples. Wait a minute, where did I put them?

[Kronos]

Scruples-pooples...BRING ON THE BBQ & SANGRIA!

[Kronos]

Call:
As of right now there is a 50/50 chance that I and my better half will make the trip outside the Arkansas border and try to stumble our way to

KAL-EE-FOR-NYAA.....

for my first face to face meeting with you dirty lot.
Keep blofeld away from my wife, Kronos....or else!You see, the absolute best thing you can do is to escape Arkansas for California!

Hell, move to Sacramento! It's the 19th market you know. This town's affiliates produce more talent for the networks than most others.

Mmmmm...Kieran Chetry...

sorry...lost it there for a minute...

[Seabass Inna Bun]

Which Chewers would I want to break bread with? Oh, pretty much any of them. Even Will and I would probably have a laugh together if we met face to face. Heading to California for a barbeque is tempting, but I think the timing is bad. Alas.

But latching onto Shelby specifically for a tour of New Orleans would be, in a word, super fucking cool. She knows the turf, and could no doubt keep me out of the wrong kind of trouble and in the right kind.

[devincf]

Looks like I get to knock a Chewer off my list tomorrow...

[Seabass Inna Bun]

On the other hand, if you're in Calgary for the G-8 conference next month, my home is your home.

No, really. Are you coming to town to make your voice heard, and do you need a place to crash?

[devincf]

I shall not be making the trek.. my summer is full of potential travelling and money is tight, so I had to pare it down to the trips where I am unlikely to be beaten, tear gassed or pepper sprayed.

So no G8 or CHUDWEST.

[Seabass Inna Bun]

That's a shame. I'd love to meet you, especially during the conference. It'd make for interesting times.

[Django]

And I would have liked to see HAM stick his boot up your candy ass...

[devincf]

After he sticks his dick in yours, I assume.

[devincf]

PS, please, keep serving up these softballs.

[Clarence Beaks]

Well, I'll be knocking two MVC's (Most Valuable Chewers) off my list by the end of the week, adding them to the select list of Dev and Kirby. Oh, and Drew (or as the NIGHT AT THE GOLDEN EAGLE poster calls him, Drew Moriarty).

Hopefully, Nick will be making his way out to LA in the near future, as well as the other Atlantans like Micah and co.

[Nick Nunziata]

I will really try to make it to the west coast again in late august. I hope to have pressign business reasons for being there and would love to meet a ton of new folks who've long been just words on a screen.

[Kronos]

Epic.

[CTDeLude]

Kronos....

You Da Man!

[Johnny Butane]

Dev, you will make it to the CHUDEast meeting when/if it happens,however. Not a question. A statement.

[devincf]

New Hampshire? I don't know about that. Boston I can do.. a day at Dave Davis' House of Hookers.

[Steve Murphy]

Devin says: Read the main page:
Of the folks I have NOT met (and I banged Butane last night, BTW):

1) PRALA - corrie, come play with me!!!!

2) SHELBY - i'll pick you up at the airport!

3) BLOFELD - let's make out!!!

PS I recommend everyone hang out with Steve Murphy. That kid is FUCKING NUTS. And hot.Well, I don't quite know how to take that, but thanks Devin. I just won't be mixing Jack & Coke, White Russians, and Long Island Ice Teas this time.

Of the chewers I would most like to meet, Django tops the list because he can't be as nutty as his posts might otherwise indicate.

[prala is just for jk]

::i would like to state now that i met devin thursday night, and wackiness ensued. i also met people from another site we both go to, and i had hella fun. the rest of you have a LOT to live up to, including but not excluding almost killing me and fights with taxi drivers::

[girlcreeture]

updater:
New Hampshire? I don't know about that...Whatchoo talking 'bout NH for?

We're right outside Bahstin, but I must admit Dave's House of Hookers would prolly be way more fun than our place

[DJEvil]

A friend of CHUD is a friend of mine.

I'd like to hang with Blo, gren, GL, raoul, HAM, Django, Butane and the Creech, Will and zod, because I haven't met them. I'd like to hang out again with everyone else I've already met, cause they're a team of supreme badasses in their own right. I'd like to hang out with Lupenzo again so he could silently laugh while I punched out Steve Murphy for being a pantywaist.

Hellblazer, I am back in town. Come get it, fool.

Cheese Biscuits, 'blazer and I are in T-Town if you want a piece.

[General Logan]

I've already met a handful of people, have nearly met two more, and have been cohorts with a few more. Needless to say they are all 100% meetable.

I don't want to make any lists, because I am interested in just about every last one of you amazing bastards.

So:

________________________

[Will]

CTDelude (Sojourner):
Django:
Don't believe the hype. Django's an ass.Django I really don't think we are going to survive the SoCal BBQ. And if we start talking any kind of politics(Will you know you will) then it is over.

My lawd we are gunning for some trouble now. Especially if Blo shows up. Hey we could get him to save the Hooter's girls while we're at it though! :D I never discuss politics at my home nor at anybody else's. It simply isn't done. Don't worry, I have it on the highest authority that Blo will be here for the BBQ weekend. Think I'll get him drunk.

[Will]

Johnny Butane:
So how come everyone wants to bang Shelby and Linnifer, but no one wants to bang my Creeture? She's bangable, trust me!

Damn did Devin fuck me good last night.

People I absolutely MUST MEET before I die:

Nick
Ryan Rotten
Carl
Blofeld
Django
Micah
Shelby
YT
Will
Ludwig

Everyone else I'd like to meet, too, but those are the ones that I want first. CHUD Con...could happen.Johnny, stay in California for the 24th and 25 "and I will make you rich and powerful and powerful and rich."-Hammersmith is Out. Richard Burton, Liz Taylor and Peter Ustinov.

[Will]

Homer J Simpson:
Kronos:
Burbank CHUD-BQ...August...Be There...Aloha.

If things work out this is going to happen over the weekend of 16-18 August.I'm, about an hour outside of Burbank, Let me know where and me & the wife (to be) are soooo thereEmail me for time,location and directions. Its easy to get to, but DIFFICULT to leave.

[Will]

Tony Ryan:
I might be able to make it.

But me and Will in the same room could make something very very bad...Tony, I would sincerly be delighted and I promise you an enjoyable weekend. Want to go to dine at Walt Disney's private residence above the Pirates of the Caribean, where the celebrities hide out when they take their families to Disneyland? I can arrange that. Walt Disney died four months before it was completed. Now it is called Club 33 and I have belonged to the club for a long time.

[Will]

flyers:
We'll need pictures, many pictures...I have still photos and the camera I used in my film all ready to go. No problemo!

[Findley]

The Knowby Warrior.

Since a trip to Italy anytime soon looks unlikely I'll go with (according to my extremely limited experience with you people)

Blofeld
Kronos
Call
Devilf (or I, Claudius..whatever he's going by at the moment)
Shelby
Will
Adam Warren
Tony Ryan
Obligatory Nick mention
Mikah

And a few others. Who I'm sure are wondering who the hell I am.

[Matt Carroll]

All those people in the same place could be precarious. And fun.

[Mad Man Mundt]

I'd hang with any of you over the age of 21. Nothing against those of you under 21, but c'mon. To run with the big dogs ya gotta be able to piss in the tall grass.

[LowShot]

Smilin' Jack Ruby:
prala, don wiskerando, butane, beaks (though that may change after I meet his ass this week), buncha othersJack, you've met Butane (and myself). We chatted it up with you at the Blair Witch 2 Webfest in LA about a year and a half ago. Remember?

[Clarence Beaks]

Rath's brother.

[Kirby Drummond]

Heart.

[Will]

Blofeld:
Wow. This could be a convergence of sick-mindedness unlike any other.Speak for yourself, I like the little girls. alot. I am not THAT sick, its just that the girls, well you know, Could I have a duck please? Sick minds, slobber, who me?

I Am sure I don't, "WHAT A GREAT ASS, GIRLIE," have a sick, mind.

Sure! Come out in late August prala, I'll take care of you. Slobber, sniff, slobber, drool!

Do I have to put my pants back on now?

[Will]

prala:
hmmm. kronos, with all the traveling i'm doing, that could be a loooooong shot.A lowshot?

[Will]

Johnny Butane:
So how come everyone wants to bang Shelby and Linnifer, but no one wants to bang my Creeture? She's bangable, trust me!

Damn did Devin fuck me good last night.

People I absolutely MUST MEET before I die:

Nick
Ryan Rotten
Carl
Blofeld
Django
Micah
Shelby
YT
Will
Ludwig

Everyone else I'd like to meet, too, but those are the ones that I want first. CHUD Con...could happen.Come to the damned BBQ so I can corrupt you. I have a part opening up (Not THAT PART)in my next film. Riches and power await you.

[Will]

prala:
ok. lets see. i KNOW i'm going to miss someone, so apologies ahead of time.
minus about 3 or 4 people who i'd like to punch in the mouth.

:p A punch in the mouth is so violent. Since I am probably on that list, I'd prefer a good bust in the mouth.

[Will]

prala:
Kronos:
Wooo! Just get me outta DC!Burbank? August 24 & 25? Hmmm?um. where would i stay? would i have round the clock armed gaurds? dogs? cattle?[/QB][/QUOTE]

Yes, yes, Blofeld told me he'd be willing to share his room with you. He is such a nice fellow.

[Will]

Refrozen Seabass:
Which Chewers would I want to break bread with? Oh, pretty much any of them. Even Will and I would probably have a laugh together if we met face to face. Heading to California for a barbeque is tempting, but I think the timing is bad. Alas.

But latching onto Shelby specifically for a tour of New Orleans would be, in a word, super fucking cool. She knows the turf, and could no doubt keep me out of the wrong kind of trouble and in the right kind.You know Seabass, I think I too would really enjoy meeting you and shooting the shit. I have a feeling we'd be one of those teams, that in the beginning hated each other but got to be good friends. Come for the BBQ and I'll show you my vineyards. IN the meantime, until we become fast friends, Fuck you! wink

[Blofeld]

Nasty Ol' Will:
...Blofeld told me he'd be willing to share his room with you...Sure! As long as Nicole Kidman isn't coming to the party.

[Will]

Striding Cloud Django:
And I would have liked to see HAM stick his boot up your candy ass...Okay! Ghost of Timmy and I just read this and once we stopping having cramps from laughing so hard we are going to make Django's post, ""CHUD POST O' THE MONTH!

Django, you freaking rawk!

[Will]

Blofeld:
Nasty Ol' Will:
...Blofeld told me he'd be willing to share his room with you...Sure! As long as Nicole Kidman isn't coming to the party.You take that ugly bitch over prala? Say what's wrong with you?

Now if Hale Berry was coming................

[Blofeld]

Nasty Ol' Will:
You take that ugly bitch over prala? Say what's wrong with you?Well, having met neither ... I can certainly say that neither is ugly. Having met Nicole, you may be in a better position than me to say "bitch." Should I trust your opinion, and prefer prala? **or some other Hollywood, lonely starlet who may be at your party?**

[Will]

updater:
After he sticks his dick in yours, I assume.I thought we had all agreed, no more putting down of gay people?

Why would two guys engaging in a little sex be something to slam somebody with?

Not just Devin, but to all others who engage in slaming gays or who post homophobic slams, maybe we can just not do that? Let's try some kindness.

[Will]

Blofeld:
Nasty Ol' Will:
You take that ugly bitch over prala? Say what's wrong with you?Well, having met neither ... I can certainly say that neither is ugly. Having met Nicole, you may be in a better position than me to say "bitch." Should I trust your opinion, and prefer prala? **or some other Hollywood, lonely starlet who may be at your party?**I have never met Nicole. But from the boards I know the lovely prala, I was speaking comparatively, of course. Next to prala, who wouldn't be an ugly bitch, except for the ladies who post here and all of our girlfriends and wives of course. I am sure each is more lovely than the next, but prala, whoa! Nicole couldn't hold a candle, I'm sure.

Ludwig emailed me and wanted to bring all of the girls he knew before he was married. He says we can have a "Mule Barbecue."

He says that means everybody gets a piece of ass.

Those Canadians!

Whew! That was close.