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voltes5
11-28-2002, 07:28 AM
I just got home watching "Solaris" and my pet, Gizmo

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just barks at me as usual.

I looked at him, waiting for him to greet me a "Happy Birthday." I stared at his eyes, hoping to see some sly glint as to inform me that he remembered.....

But, alas, he only demanded for his squeaky hamburger toy for me to play "Catch" with. He didn't remember. Not a single acknowledgement whatsoever. And there I was throwing his toy around while my heart broke.

This :( me deeply.
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Okay, okay, enough of the melodramatics. It's me 30th birthday, and voltes5 wants some love. As far as Gizmo is concerned, it's all true. He'll be hearing from my divorce attorney soon. Little bastard!
Blunt
11-28-2002, 07:34 AM
Very Happy birthday, dear doppleganger o'mine!
Blofeld
11-28-2002, 08:16 AM
Master Voltes! Happy Day. As for the dog, kill the bitch.
Charlie Brigden
11-28-2002, 10:06 AM
Happy Birthday, Voltes!
Dan Whitehead
11-28-2002, 10:24 AM
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(Hippo, Birdy, Two Ewes)
Dances with Chainsaws
11-28-2002, 10:53 AM
Happy Birthday. Hope you enjoy it.
CTDeLude
11-28-2002, 12:08 PM
Happy BirthDay Volte5!

And show that Gizmo who's boss!
Cheese Biscuits
11-28-2002, 12:30 PM
You tell your dog if he doesn't show the proper respect, he'll end up in a Chinese McDonalds’s hamburger before he knows what happened.

Many Happies on your wondrous day of birth, Voltes!
Tony Ryan
11-28-2002, 12:34 PM
Happy Birthday!
Xymog (Mike Toot)
11-28-2002, 01:12 PM
Happy Birthday, Master Voltes! Please don't work on your birthday -- go do something fun, chase down a cool guy, go dancing, anything but stay at home with Gizmo. Great dog, lousy planner and cook, so you know you won't be seeing much from the dog. &lt;g&gt;
Goose®
11-28-2002, 03:16 PM
Happy Birthday Voltes !
HellSpawn
11-28-2002, 03:23 PM
Happy B-day old man.

Well one less years to live, let’s celebrate wink

Cheers!
Michael Rabattino
11-28-2002, 04:17 PM
Happy Birthday!

Go celebrate and watch the ext. edition of LOTR again!!!!
Ludwig
11-28-2002, 09:55 PM
Happy Birthday Will! Congrats on catching up to me finally in age (I urned 30 last Feb). It is a strange year. It has been for me at least...
Diva
11-28-2002, 10:30 PM
30, huh? It's all downhill from there. wink

I wish you nothing but the best on the day of your birth and all the days to follow.
flyarz
11-28-2002, 10:46 PM
Happy birthday bud...
Sister Gracie Lou
11-29-2002, 01:00 AM
Happy, Happy Birthday! :)
voltes5
11-29-2002, 05:00 AM
Thank you, thank you, and a hearty THANK YOU for all the wishes and love. They are very much appreciated. Thank you.

I've been having a bit of a crisis lately. Just knowing that I'm not in my twenties, well, just makes me feel "uneasy."

Well, enough of that obligatory "I'm 30!" rant.

I actually had the day off (well, night off) from work today and I just had a relaxing day. My bro got me clothes and mom sent me cash whose amount shall remain undisclosed. :) Anyway, I saw "Treasure Planet" with my relatives then a few of my friends got me semi-drunk.

That's pretty much it. Nothing spectacular -- just the way I like it. Right now, I'm watching FOTR (ext. ed.). Thanks, Verbal!

Ugh. I'm 30 years old and 1 Day! The Horror! eek!
Jacob Singer
11-29-2002, 05:23 PM
Christ, you're old.

You should get a cat, then you'd be used to being used and ignored.

Did I mention you're old?
Jacob Singer
11-29-2002, 05:25 PM
And Happy Birthday, goddammit.

But you're still old.
Jacob Singer
11-29-2002, 09:32 PM
And you only got semi-drunk on your 30th?

Man, you're old.
Isao Kanemasa
12-02-2002, 11:22 AM
Happy Belated Birthday!

Turning 30's not so bad. After about a month for the denial to fade and the realization to sink in, and eventual acceptance is the only option you have.

Welcome to the club, gramps! :D
kittyinjammies
12-02-2002, 11:29 AM
voltes5:
I've been having a bit of a crisis lately. Just knowing that I'm not in my twenties, well, just makes me feel "uneasy."

Well, enough of that obligatory "I'm 30!" rant.

Ugh. I'm 30 years old and 1 Day! The Horror! eek! Happy Birthday! I just wanted to add that 30 has been a better year for me then all of my 20s combined. I wish the same for you.
Katanga
12-02-2002, 11:35 AM
Damn...Happy belated birthday, Voltes!!!!
billylove
12-02-2002, 11:37 AM
voltes is now an old son-of-a-bitch.

Congradulations!
moovyphreak
12-02-2002, 12:33 PM
Happy 30th Birthday, you rascal you!! :D
Capt. Eucalyptus
12-02-2002, 12:52 PM
Happy belated. I echo Kittie's sentiment. Since I have turned thirty I have become a father, moved to a great new city, started writing that goshdarned novel, started reviewing books for one (soon to be two) sites. Your 30's will be great!
Jacob Singer
12-02-2002, 07:31 PM
Voltes, did I mention you're old?
Samurai X
12-02-2002, 09:15 PM
Happy birthday voltes
Big Black
12-02-2002, 09:42 PM
arghh, sorry I missed it V, Happy B-day; you're now as ancient as I am, and man - we are old as thee fuckin hills.
voltes5
12-03-2002, 01:47 AM
Jacob Singer:
Voltes, did I mention you're old?Let it be hereby known that on Dec 12, 2002 @ 6:53 p.m., Jacob Singer says in a thread called "Solaris - one of the best movies in years":

Jacob Singer:
&lt;snipped to protect the innocent&gt; ... I'm such a bitter old coot.Not only does Jacob Singer admits that he's old, but he is also bitter and a coot.
voltes5
12-03-2002, 01:57 AM
Holy shit. I am old. I just made two big mistakes in my previous post.
Jacob Singer
12-03-2002, 12:12 PM
You old coot.

At least you can take solace in the fact that no matter how slow and decrepit you become, Jacob Singer will be eleven years slower and decrepit-er...