CHUD Late Night

[Seahawk]

This is the place for those of us here late (for example 10pm mst - 2am mst). If this thread is incorrectly placed, go ahead and move me.

So, why are you up so late? Do you drink four things of black coffee and pee like the hoover dam in that superman movie?

What keeps you staring at the boards? Why are you here? What kind of insanity is going through your mind.

My answer is I work 2-10pm, so I get home and am just starting to have fun. Who else is here? I know you're here somewhere!

[Kid Ego]

I'm here because I work midnight shift. I spend all my time in front of the computer looking for something on the net to read, and CHUD only rarely triggers the porn detectors on the network.

[Seahawk]

You gotta be careful of the sex forumn...it might blow those dectectors...

[A-Pathetic]

Tonight? Busy plotting this year's April Fool's joke. Now that I'm done with that I'm avoiding doing some ironing before I go to bed.

[Seahawk]

Damn...that is tommorow. Oh hell I'm not excited for that. I know I'm gonna get about a thousand tricks played on me.

Yipee.

[Dan Whitehead]

I'm here because it's early morning here, and while you all workin' late, I be all refreshed and shit.

[kittyinjammies]

Intermittent insomnia.

*sigh*

[Django]

I write, draft, and create from Midnight to 5am.

And I usually come on here when I come on-line to check my e-mail for the last time or make sure I don't have any Ebayin' left or in the early morning.

There you go...

[DJ Dylan]

Im always up late, either on my computer, playing PS2, or just getting boozed.

[billz]

I work the vampire shift (6pm-6am), so I'm always up all night, even on my days off.

[Hubris]

My wife and kids go to bed around 10 p.m., so 10 p.m. to 3 a.m. is my "me" time.

[Seahawk]

It's CHUD late night...(read in that sexy voice>

I always wondered about a CHUD late night call in show or something.

[CHUDenver LIVE]

Looking at another late one tonight...

[kittyinjammies]

Me too. The proverbial shit has hit the fan in my family, and I doubt I'll sleep much.

Thank God I don't have to work tomorrow.

[Brian Ross]

My job hasnt started yet so I can stay up late being a drunk for a short while,,, yay!

[CHUDenver LIVE]

kittyinjammies:
Me too. The proverbial shit has hit the fan in my family, and I doubt I'll sleep much.

Thank God I don't have to work tomorrow.Same here, but the money stuff hit the fan. I've got so many things (website, bills) to consider and figure which one has to go and how I'm going to make it through the next month that I'll be up just pootering around tonight, trying to keep my mind off the inevetible.

[Kronos]

I stopped that late-at-night business a long time ago. But I get more done by 10:00am than most get done all day because I start at 5:00am and there's nobody to get in my way...

[Seahawk]

You suck.

[HeavyMetalThunder]

I'm always on late because I can't stand to go to sleep every night knowing that I'm alone and will still be alone tomorrow.
I don't care if it's pathetic, it's just how I feel in my life right now.

[Sister Gracie Lou]

*Hugs* Sounds like you needed another, HMT. *Hugs*

[CHUDenver LIVE]

HeavyMetalThunder:
I'm always on late because I can't stand to go to sleep every night knowing that I'm alone and will still be alone tomorrow.
I don't care if it's pathetic, it's just how I feel in my life right now.Hey, HMT, I'm the EXACT same way right now. Tonight I realized how alone I was. And I'm glued to CHUD for the companionship. And being alone isn't bad, but it hurts sometimes. But when you feel that pain (at least I do this), I slap myself hard and look to those around me and remind myself that there is someone near me who knows me and loves me and there's someone on this counfounded message board who likes me and enjoys my company.

And because when that pain on loneliness hits, you have to take it by the horn, pull it close to your eyes and stare it down like a motherfucking man with a gun and scream loud as your ears will allow, "I am not alone and I will never be alone!"

And then you throw it the ground and walk away, your steely eyes ever more focused forwards on the future.

[billz]

Embrace your lonliness. I have, and it usually works. Sometimes being alone is better than being around people. You can do whatever you want, you don't have to keep thinking of interesting things to talk about (unless you're talking to God), and it makes masturbation a whole lot less embarrassing.

Either way, you'll find me on the boards most nights until the early early morn'. Night flyer I am.

[Jason Penopolis (renfield)]

Arrgh. It's 2:18am and I'm wide awake. Insomnia sucks.

[CHUDenver LIVE]

renfield:
Arrgh. It's 2:18am and I'm wide awake. Insomnia sucks.It's only 12:30 am here and I'm not enjoying myself.

[Shelby]

It's 1:25 here and I'm...

Actually, I'm just chillin'

wink

[billz]

Keep on chillin' Shelby. I hope that someone is drinking a beer, at least. I can't do that at work. Somebody drink a beer!!! :p

[Shelby]

Oh don't fret. I'm drinking plenty for everyone wink

[Rylander]

Done and Done.

*burp*

[billz]

Ah, glorious beer. Might have to drink one when I get home at 6.

[Rylander]

I really truly should own stock in Samuel Adams.

(always a good decision)

[The Hellboy]

Wife is asleep, I'm watching Hammer's "Tales From the Crypt" on AMC and surfing the net guaging reaction to the 'Hellboy/Abe' pics - a subject near and dear to my heart...

[Kid Ego]

billz3bub, Enthusiasm Enthusiast:
Ah, glorious beer. Might have to drink one when I get home at 6.I prefer Vodka when I get home at 7am.

[Jacob Singer]

I'm downloading somewhat nostagic music. Kill me now.

[billz]

Kid Ego fights the future:
billz3bub, Enthusiasm Enthusiast:
Ah, glorious beer. Might have to drink one when I get home at 6.I prefer Vodka when I get home at 7am.Gin and tonic works for me too. Damn you Diva!!! wink

[Shelby]

See, all the poeple that are up this late should be in some kind of chat....ya....

[CHUDenver LIVE]

I suppose CHUDchat still works?

[billz]

Can't connect to chat from work. Too bad for me. frown

[CHUDenver LIVE]

Well, we still have this homely little thread...

[Krak-At-Arms]

I'm definitely a late night Chewer. Night is when I prefer most things. I've been fucked on sleeping at normal times for years.

[DJ Dylan]

Who need sleep when you have liquor?

[Seahawk]

Never go to movies alone.

EVER.

[Jason Penopolis (renfield)]

What's wrong with going to see a movie alone? I treated myself to Cowboy Bebop today and had a blast.

[Seahawk]

Yes, but you didn't have about four thousand hotties with boytoys in BOTH of your shows.

[Jason Penopolis (renfield)]

That's why I never go solo on a Friday or Saturday night. Feels weird to be surrounded by happy, giggling couples while I'm sitting alone with my popcorn.

[billz]

I'm still at work. Seems like these days I never leave. I'm considering going to see Finding Nemo or Wrong Turn tomorrow. Hmm. I'm not sure I can take the screaming kids at either one.

[DJEvil]

Up late cause I wanna be and until a job demands otherwise.

(in my Conan O'Brian scary voice)
I'm a nite-owl because Earth's yellow sun saps my strength, while the Satanic powers of the night rejuvinate my Hell-born powers, which I will use to smash through all barriers that stand in the way of my unmitigated rise to power as the one true Emperor of Earth, or as I shall rename it, DJEarthlandvilletown Springswood Number 5, from where, I shall lead humanity and dogs in a quest to pile corpse upon corpse until they form an organic ladder to the moon and beyond!

And I'm on crack.

[billz]

So, would there be taxes under this new Earth configuration? Cause if not, consider me your faithful sidekick.

[DJEvil]

I'd need an upfront payment of your soul, but after that, it's lifetime membership, sucker-fuck.

[Gruber]

Come on man suck his fuck out.

[Carl90210]

It's 1:10 in the morning here. Just got off the phone with a friend. At the moment I'm having a Heineken. Playing Enter The Matrix on PS2. Just chillin. May go to bed in another 30 minuets.

[billz]

I'm home, for one night, then I'm off to work for seven more days in a row. Money is better than happiness, right?

[Krak-At-Arms]

Carl90210:
At the moment I'm having a Heineken. Heineken? Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!

[Seahawk]

Back again...here we go again...late night in Downtown Littleton.

[Carl90210]

It's 12:55 here. I'm chillin after a good afternoon with some friends. I'm taking care of some bills for tommorow. Getting some laundry done. I'm having a bit of Jack & Coke at this moment. May do some screenwriting later during the night.

[Gentleman Jim Stacy]

I slept from 6 to 11 and now I can't go to sleep.

[Seahawk]

Eric Wedgewood is Bold and Daring:
I slept from 6 to 11 and now I can't go to sleep.I did that once and I didn't get to bed until 4am...

[Gentleman Jim Stacy]

I do it about three times a week but I usually get back to bed before 11 or 12... I'm fucked tomorrow

[Seahawk]

Just Watched me some solid lilo and stitch and I'm still up...yessh.

[billz]

I'm always at work. I just want to go home! My PS2 is getting lonely.

[DJ Dylan]

DJEvil is a Lazy, Lazy Bastard:
I'd need an upfront payment of your soul, but after that, it's lifetime membership, sucker-fuck.You just invented a new, amazing, word. Congratulations. We can put it in the hall of fame along with asshat,bitchsuck, etc.

[Carl90210]

I'm about to get some Cookies & Cream ice cream. I will check out the Black Hawk Down S.E. later tonight.

[The Hellboy]

I'm up scouring the Web (to no avail) for articles relating to James Remar's bust for drug possession circa 1985. Need it for legal clearance on a big DVD project.
Anybody out there who can help?

[billz]

I'm pissed because I forgot to tape Lucky last night. Good thing the whores at FX replay everything a dozen times in a week.

[Seahawk]

People suck. Especially ones you THOUGHT you were close to.

End of story.

[Greg Clark]

I'm up this late because I find that I write dialouge better when dead tired as oppossed to refreshed and full of energy. I don't know why, but I'm able to visualize better when I'm too tired to multi-task, and can focus on writing, with the occasional trip to the boards to see what is going on. Normally I can churn out 5-6 really good pages in about half an hour when in this state, whereas in the middle of the day when I'm rested I end up struggling to write a couple paragraphs because my mind tries to do fifty things at one time. At 2am, I can just put on some Floyd, sit back with a glass of milk and type away.

[Momotaro]

A glass of milk, eh? Are you up for a little bit of the ol' ultra-violence tonight, my droog?

As for me, I'm like Kid Ego and Billz3bub, I'm at work and struggling to stay awake. So far, I've lost about thirty minutes to 'outer-space time'.

[DJ Dylan]

CHUDenver's Seahawk:
People suck. Especially ones you THOUGHT you were close to.

End of story.Definately know what you mean.

[Seahawk]

Back again, eating me some Tyson Popcorn Chicken and Lunchables and milk...mmmmmmm good.

[Carl90210]

Not much planned tonight. Was on the phone with a woman I haven't spoken to in months. I just had a steak and cheese sandwitch. I am getting my ass handed to me fighting Seraph in the Tea House in Enter The Matrix at the moment. I may finish wathing the South Park Season 2 dvd later on tonight.

[Seahawk]

How is Enter the Matrix?

And it rained here tonight...the smell and feeling of rain...oh so good!

[Carl90210]

CHUDenver's Seahawk:
How is Enter the Matrix?It's entertaining as hell. It has a few standout sequences taken out of the first film and Reloaded such as levels that are reminiscent to Trinitys race to phone or the fight with Seprah in the teahouse. I just beat the game a few minuets ago with Ghost. The ending is decent but their is some footage for Revolutions that is pretty cool.

It's worth a rental not a buy because it doesn't take to long to beat.

[billz]

I'm watching the clock at work and wishing I was at home watching a DVD.

[Seahawk]

Sorting through all my RPG email...

[DJ Dylan]

1:40AM, and im sitting here bored as fuck after playing a couple hours of Counter Strike with a friend. He had to go call his girlfriend, AGAIN.

[Seahawk]

And I thought I was going to bed.

[billz]

Still at work. I want to play Evil Dead now. Now damnit!

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

I'm off work tonight, Fuckin' A'! That means I'm staying up till 9am catching up on some much needed new releases.

[Momotaro]

Want nothing more than to crawl into bed and sleep the sleep of a thousand dreams...

Shhhzzzzzzz

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

That would rock, unfortunately I have to work tomorrow night. So that means I must stay up so I can sleep till about 5pm tomorrow, otherwise I'm screwed at work.

[Carl90210]

I'm talking to a friend on the phone at the moment. I missed the opportunity to play the new Evil Dead game for PS2 which I am kicking myself for. Watched the MTV awards with some friends which was pretty amusing. Now I am playing Def Jam Vendetta which is a blast right now.

The weekend cannot come soon enough.

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

I'm contemplating masturbation...

[Seahawk]

Ugly Goblin Boy:
I'm contemplating masturbation...Isn't that special...

[billz]

I hope you're not contemplating telling us about the results.

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

He shoots, he scores!

[Alex Riviello]

I just got home.

Nothing like walking home drunk just as it's starting to get light outside....

[Momotaro]

It's just 0400 here in Momo-land and so far I've falled sleep no less than three times while here at work so far.

The boss hasn't caught me yet, and hopefully he doesn't read Chud... zzzzzzzz

[billz]

We definitely need to start some No-DoZ discussions in here amongst the Vampire Chewers. Any topic ideas?

[Seahawk]

Home early and got some fine soup...gonna do some writing tonight.

[Carl90210]

Back home. Eating some baked chicken. Going to iron some clothes for work later during the night. I will play Def Jam Vendetta later tonight. Then I will sleep.

The weekend is going to fucking rock even though I will be missing the Hollywood Homicide screening.

[Carl90210]

billz3bub, Enthusiasm Enthusiast:
We definitely need to start some No-DoZ discussions in here amongst the Vampire Chewers. Any topic ideas?Topic ideas even though most of these revolve around my week:
1. Booze
2. Women
3. Movies
4. Video Games
5. Friends
6. Music

[Aghora Eats Kittens]

How about we discuss shithead roomates and their friends who make life a living hell and force you to find solitude in one of the few 24 hour computer labs on campus.

[Carl90210]

Aghora Will Soon Be Mesquamacus:
How about we discuss shithead roomates and their friends who make life a living hell and force you to find solitude in one of the few 24 hour computer labs on campus.Sure. I'm down to discuss it.

[Aghora Eats Kittens]

well... aside from wanting to step on his head and throw everyone out after kicking them in the sternum.. I'm not sure what else I could add.

Got any roomate horror stories?

[billz]

My female roommate several years ago used tons and tons of hand soap in the bathroom. I made her buy the gallon bottle, and she went through at least two of them in a year. Any explanation for this? I washed my hands several times a day, but I hardly made a dent in the soap.

[Momotaro]

You actually wash your hands several times a day? I'll admit, the only time I wash my hands is if I'm preparing food, or in the odd case I piss all over them, with isn't more than two, three times a week, tops.

:D

[billz]

Well, not exactly several, but I didn't want to imply that I never do it. Usually when I get home from work to kill the keyboard/office bacteria, then anytime I do the doo. This little 90-pound girl could go through handfuls of the stuff each day, and she wasn't OCD. She also warned me when we moved in together that she would go through lots of toilet paper. So naturally, I asked why. She made some vague comment about wiping both ends. That makes some sense, but surely she didn't take huge craps like I did, and I'm not a square counter by any means. Women are weird.

[Seahawk]

Womens are also sexy.

[billz]

Yeah.

[Ugly Goblin Boy]

I'd fuck a woman!

[Anne]

It's Sunday morning, but I just read this and had to say that I am surprised so many regular posters are up late. I should drop by, since I am always late, being on the Pacific time.
Also, the roomate thing...I once had a roomate who I just couldn't get along with. She looked at bills with disgust, never cleaned anything, and she was snotty to people. I felt such rage once, that I felt I had the strength of ten women. I wanted to drag her bed out into the middle of the busy street while she wasn't home so cars could hit and run over it. Strange, the thoughts that come over you when you are mad.

[Seahawk]

So tired, so addicted to replaying all the mods for MAX PAYNE, and I've got no food!

[billz]

Last night at work until Thursday! I can finally enjoy my life again. Oh wait, I have a staff meeting on Wednesday, and I'm on call Tuesday. Scratch life enjoyment.

[Carl90210]

A slow night tonight. Watching Lolita, the Kubrick version. Borring. I may get laid tommorow if time permits. May go to bed in an hour.

[billz]

If time permits? Talk about having your priorities out of whack...

[Seahawk]

Hell, I'd be happy to have the oppurtunity of getting laid.

Then I'd politily turn it down and kiss her sensually.

And also be able spell.

[Seahawk]

Home. And just sitting here.

[Carl90210]

I just played a few games of pool with some friends. I won 2 out of 5. Spent half of my afternoon and part of the evening watching "Once Upon A Time In America" so I'm beat. I am watching "Frida" right now. Good film. I may go to bed when the movie is over.

[billz]

I also just played some pool, but I sucked. This is the first time I've been half-way drunk in two weeks. It feels pretty good. Yeah.

[Seahawk]

I want to go to bed, but I want to get other things done...and I'm hungery...and I know I can go to K-Mart and get something to eat, but I'm not sure...

Should I?

[Momotaro]

K-Mart has food, are they like a Super K-Mart? I don't have them here so I'm not up on the K-Mart vernacular.

But I whole-heartedly agree. It's 2 in the morn and I'm hankering for some grub. Been doing online traininf for some stupid class I have to take next week for work. Uber-boring.

[Momotaro]

heh...

I've found a loop hole in the training software that will let me go ahead and preview the answers and then reset the tests so I can take them with the correct choices.

Ahh! It's good to be amoral...

[Seahawk]

Lucky guy!

Sitting here and not wanting to go to bed. Eating. Bad bad Seahawk.

[Carl90210]

Sitting here. Chillin.Having a Coors Light. Playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein on PS2. Talking to a friend on AIM and someone else on the phone.

[wydren]

Sittin' here because I like night. Trying to decide whether to play Evil Dead or Vice city again. Or maybe just go to sleep.

[Seahawk]

Vice City. I'm gonna buy that one soon.

[billz]

I'm getting ready to watch Narc, then I'll probably watch some Mr. Show with commentary, then I'll probably drink a beer and go to bed.

[Carl90210]

At the moment playing Dynasty Warriors 4 for PS2. I may watch Narc again tonight.

[billz]

Zzzzzzzz......

I wish.

Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick. Tock. Ti-

Horny goat raping my left eye socket! Ahhhh!

Zzzzzzzz......

My impression of a David Lynch film. Thank you and good night!

[Seahawk]

Landlord Hate is keeping me up.

Hate me with me people!

GRRRRRRR.

[Momotaro]

Bunny Dracula:
(someone accused me of being the Pizza Kid - I wish)That is a bad, bad thing to wish for... there can be only one...

[billz]

Well, in 2 1/2 hours I'll be on vacation until July 2. So, my late night postings may suffer, but my early evening postings will surely pick up, seeing as how I'm not really going anywhere.

[Starving Dog]

3:30 in the morning and two drunk guys knock on my door and ask me why my apartment's porch light is red.

jesus.

[Kid Ego]

Why's your porch light red??

[billz]

You can't live in a brothel and not expect a few visitors.

[Starving Dog]

this is a very good point. I guess the Visa and Mastercard Accepted stickers on the window beside the front door don't help either.

[Momotaro]

Sitting here at work, trying to finish the 5th Potter book. It's not bad, pretty engaging, and now that it's quite this evening, hopefully I can get through it tonight.

I just hope Kid Ego is feeling better. He's having, ah, problems right now. I'll let him explain.

[billz]

Hopefully everything is okay with the Kid.

[Momotaro]

He's got balls made of solid rock, take that for what you will... wink

[Kid Ego]

Kidney Stones suck.

Everything's in working order now though.

[billz]

Happy peeing.

[Seahawk]

Late.

Night.

ACK.

[Werewolf Girl]

I am a Vampire. I have destroyed armies long before you were born...

Either that or I am an insane insomniac. I am sitting here just cruising the CHUD. I do not want to be awake and alone in the middle of the night. I long for sleep, and yet I do nothing to obtain it. So I sit and stare, my eyes feeling like marbles in my head. Caffiene is buzzing through my blood like a swarm of pissed off hornets. The wind rustles the branches of the trees outside, I wince. I run to the window to see what foulness awaits me.

Only silence, and nothing more.

[Blofeld]

Having recently returned home from a store-closing shift, I cannot sleep. Even though I must be at a manager's meeting at 7am, I need to unwind. I sit at my computer, cold beer gathering dew on the desk. CHUD needs surfing.

[NERV Personnel]

CHUD needs surfing.

I couldn't agree more. So here I am surfing away! Sleep shall not keep me away.

[Kid Ego]

Life drones on, meaningless, in its flourescent lit hues. The soft glow of the screen remains my only link to the world of the awake. My eyes dance across CHUD's black and green, desperately seeking others like me.

I have arrived.

[NERV Personnel]

Life drones on, meaningless, in its flourescent lit hues. The soft glow of the screen remains my only link to the world of the awake. My eyes dance across CHUD's black and green, desperately seeking others like me.

I have arrived.

I wish I could think of something poetic and cool to say. Maybe tomorrow night.

[Carl90210]

I absolutely cannot sleep. I just finished watching Rounders with some friends who just left. I'm about to watch the movie "Ran" which I started this afternoon.

[Seahawk]

I'm up too, watching Late Night with Letterman, trying to figure out a problem that needs solving, but I won't get it fixed by tommorow.

[Momotaro]

It's bad when you're in your workday only an hour and a half and you're already yawning.

I have issues with sleep that I need to have delt with...

[Seahawk]

Tell Ego, wherever he is, that he's a punk, for whatever reason.

:)

[billz]

Tomorrow night is my first night back at work. I should expect to post on several occasions.

[Momotaro]

CHUDenver's Seahawk:
Tell Ego, wherever he is, that he's a punk, for whatever reason.

:) Gladly! And I'll tell him Seahawk has a nice Cleveland Steamer waiting for him.

[Kid Ego]

Momotaro:
CHUDenver's Seahawk:
Tell Ego, wherever he is, that he's a punk, for whatever reason.

:) Gladly! And I'll tell him Seahawk has a nice Cleveland Steamer waiting for him.::glares at both of you::

[Momotaro]

Going home for the night. Caught a nasty chest cold from the wife whom caught it from some urchin she works with. Won't be posting for a day or so. Of course, it's not as if CHUD won't run without me.... :)

[Starving Dog]

Oh my God!!!!

Everything is going to hell!!!!

Someone get Momo, he's the only one who can save us!

momo? momo . . . ?

[Momotaro]

I'm back! Everybody carry on as usual!

...smartasses. :p

[billz]

Anybody else at work on autopilot because tomorrow's a holiday?

[Momotaro]

Yeah, tonight was dead. I feel asleep (again) but only for about fifteen minutes. heh... Pretty quite, thankfully. But then again, not many changes are done to our network during holidays, so that's probably why.

[Kid Ego]

So...hum....bored again.

[Seahawk]

Home from work and trying to keep up with email and lack of sleep. Gotta love it.

[Momotaro]

Since I work nights, it would make sense to try and sleep during the day. Well, as much as I tried, I couldn't sleep for the life of me. For one, the house was too hot, and I keep thinking of my birthday weekend and spending time with my nieces whom I don't get to see as much as I'd like to. Shit just kept me up so now I'm dragging ass at work. Thank goodness for CHUD, else I be laid out like a Anna Nicole Smith buffet.

[Kid Ego]

Who are you kidding, dude. You still probably grabbed a couple hours nap....I know I would have.

[Seahawk]

Late night here at home memorizing a script...

[Momotaro]

Kid, if you know all my secrets so well, then how many times did I pop my cork across your mom's back last night?

[Kid Ego]

Four. And she said you still owe her the $30.

[Momotaro]

Well, I woke up to find her in my wallet, so I'm assuming she already cleaned me out. :)

[Momotaro]

By the way, sucks about Bateman, huh? Crazy cyber-bitch just riding his ass on-line. I remember somebody doing that to me... not a fun thing.

[billz]

I prefer the safe anonymity of internet video porn. Didn't young Sean read the bloodninja thread? Some of internet's horny are just insane in the membrane!

:::poom-a-poom-poom, squeeeeeeeeal:::
Gone insane, got no brains...

[Werewolf Girl]

God I can't sleep. Why do I let my friends feed me coffee and cookies at ll:30pm? I guess I will just be cruising the CHUD for a few more hours. So...is this a good time to say that I hate Star Wars?

[Rivers Axl Rose Cuomo]

Werewolf Gurls Life is a Dark Room:
So...is this a good time to say that I hate Star Wars?Well, due to the fact that most east-coast board members still checking out the boards (including myself) are in a stupor of sorts, then yes, this is the best time to say that.

[Momotaro]

Hey Bill, what's the deal with Bloodninja anyway? I've heard the name but beyond that I have no idea what he/she did. Were they a chewer?

[billz]

Momotaro:
Hey Bill, what's the deal with Bloodninja anyway? I've heard the name but beyond that I have no idea what he/she did. Were they a chewer?Oh dude, I can't believe you missed this thread in the Humor forum: <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=003039" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=003039</a>

Unfortunately, the original link in there is dead, so you can't experience all of the bloodninja magic, but read the link in Jherek's reply. It is one of the funniest things in the fucking universe.

[Momotaro]

Hmm... reminds me of the stuff on fugly.com. Funny stuff. Thanks B!

[Starving Dog]

that;s fucking hilarious.

why can't i sleep. damn plumbing.

[Seahawk]

So tired after a week of VBS and a fulltime job.

GOt posting in RPG's to do....

And just sitting here relaxing.

[Sean Bateman]

I have been moving into my new (and kickass) apartment all night. I am going to finish it up tomorrow (my old aparment is a block away) and I am going to just chill and watch Rocky Horror on DVD.

[Momotaro]

Rocky Horror? It's not Halloween yet!

And are you honestly going to throw toast in your new apartment?

[Kid Ego]

No, but he's going to dress in drag...it IS Friday night after all.

[Sean Bateman]

I have never seen the whole movie before. So far it kicks all forms of ass.

[Kid Ego]

Alcohol helps.

[billz]

Bateman doing the Time Warp! Again!?!

[Momotaro]

Hey, it's just a jump to the left, and then a step to right. You put your hands on your hips, then pull your knees in tight. And then if Bateman does the pelvic thrust and everybody goes insane, he'll be doing to Time Warp AGAIN!

[Sean Bateman]

No, I was doing my impression of a coked out Reed Rothchild.

Well, the night didn't turn out to be that bad. I am on a diet, and I was trying my darndest to stay away from alcohol this weekend. To do that meant I had to be Anti-Social Annie tonight, and I didn't really mind it at all. I love my apartment like I love nachos, and Rocky Horror was fucking amazing.

Yay for the little things.

[billz]

If you didn't just do a search for those lyrics, but knew them by heart, I want you to know I am deeply scarred by that idea and I may become an alcoholic because of it. wink

[Momotaro]

Actually Bill I did know them by heart. It's a Jay Haney tradition to watch Rocky Horror on Halloween, and then sporadic-like through out the year. It's a odd little flick, but I likes it.

By the way Bateman, is this on DVD or on television? I bought my wife the 25th anniversary DVD for her birthday some years ago and I think I've watched it more times than she has. It's a very good version if you can find it.

[billz]

Well, okay, as long as you enjoy it. I'm only partially scarred and I may just become a recovering wino in that case.

[Kid Ego]

Why stop there? Alcoholism is an endurance test.

[Sean Bateman]

Momotaro:
By the way Bateman, is this on DVD or on television? I bought my wife the 25th anniversary DVD for her birthday some years ago and I think I've watched it more times than she has. It's a very good version if you can find it.25th Anniversary. It's fucking phenomenal.

[Kid Ego]

Never seen it...I might have to entice Jay over for a viewing by promising free beer and twinkies.

[Seahawk]

Kid Ego picked his feet...:
Never seen it...I might have to entice Jay over for a viewing by promising free beer and twinkies.Twinkies eh?

[Momotaro]

Dude, if you're gonna see it, I might as well wait until Halloween and go to a live showing. Let's see, you'll need a newspaper, a small water pistol, some confetti, a noise maker, a piece of toast, a few playing cards....hmmm...am I missing something? I'm sure Dark Hedgehog could tell me.
She is, after all, Houston's best Magenta.

[Kid Ego]

They have screenings of this at Halloween here in Tulsa?

[Sean Bateman]

I am soooooooooooooo fucking drunkity drunk drunk drunk. I am drunk.

[Werewolf Girl]

Don't listen to the man. He is obviously drunk.

[Sean Bateman]

She is obviously a lot smarter than I am at the moment. See you all tomorrow.

[Kid Ego]

Updated the comic tonight...that's about all we've done.

<a href="http://www.networkops.cc" target="_blank">Check it.</a>

[billz]

Hey, the comic is looking good. Keep it up!

[Werewolf Girl]

I want my freakin sugary cereal! Or failing that, a cool wet sack! What does it take to get some freakin service around here. The least you could do is give me a fucking moist chamoise!

[billz]

Since when is a cool wet sack a good substitute for sugary cereal? You are delirious, dear. Make some pancakes or something.

[Gruber]

"Now... chew through my ballsack."
-Seymour Skinner

[billz]

Free at last, free at last, thank Isaac Asimov, I'm free at last!!!

[Kid Ego]

:dances:

[Momotaro]

*shimmies and does the moonwalk*

[Werewolf Girl]

Ugh, remind me never to post anything when I am extremely sleep deprived. Right after that I went to bed and slept for twelve and a half hours. It is now mid-afternoon and I am still in my pajamas with the strongest coffee I can make without burning a hole through the pot. My mouth tastes like...fruit loops.

[Seahawk]

Late nights.

[Seahawk]

I watched The Real Cancun.

Kill me.

[Unbreathless]

I have the flu... or as i like to call it, swallowed razor blades.

I cannot sleep for I have been hacking up a lung for the past 3 hours and my throat would feel better if i just ripped it out.

So I post. Why are you up tonight?

(besides to watch bad movies)

[NERV Personnel]

Well I didn't get home from work until 1:30. I decided that it wouldn't be a good idea to pop in a movie because I wouldn't have time to watch it all before I go to sleep. So I came to the CHUD message boards, where I will probably spend about 2-3 hours of my time until I finally realize I better get my ass to bed.

[Seahawk]

Just up. Nothing stopping me. Just really slow tonight at home.

[Unbreathless]

today was the slowest day ever. nothing was happening and it was really nice out. I tried to get out and go to the beach, but the fates were against me, and i didn't leave my house till 930pm, to go to someones house to watch Three Kings....again.

A picnic, or some such thing would have made my day bearable...

[Kid Ego]

I slept until 1600 today and then went to a japanese place to eat and watch a guy throw spatulas and knives in the air while he cooked my food in front of me. Then I came to work, stuffed to the gills.

Now I sit on a conference call listening to people drone on about setting up video conferencing for the FAA.

[Unbreathless]

you can't get good Japanese food here. There are 2 places, one is a franchise called Koya Japan, the other is this little shop that sells sushi... and i don't trust it... It seems seedy to me.

I think my flu medication is kicking in... i'm loosing focus on the screen.

[Seahawk]

Don't go towards the light!

[Unbreathless]

alright... that's it... im going to bed. Again.

[Kid Ego]

:covers nose and sprays Lysol:

[Momotaro]

*sighs*

/me wishes he could have been with Kid eating heartily. Hope everybody had a good time.

[billz]

Boring night on the boards. Hello?

*chirp-chirp*

[scudd]

I'll have to remember to stop by this thread the next time I am riding high on a 3am binge of West Colombian coke and double espressos.

That happens more often than you might think.

[billz]

Your dealer takes the time to tell you where the coke comes from? Nothing's worth breaking up a killer relationship like that.

[scudd]

Well, I have an inkling that he tells me that just so he can jack up the prices. I'm sure its from somewhere much less exotic, like Detroit.

[Momotaro]

Up late, Kid's in Cozumel, water's wet, sky is blue, and I have to pee really bad.
What's a girl to do?

[billz]

Have your tinkle. Hey, congrats are in order. Billz is getting laid these days! And she's a female!

[Casey Moore]

Bored here. just sitting here reading threads and posting when i feel like it. just can't sleep lately, at least not at night.

[NERV Personnel]

I had to stay up really late thursday night watching the Lizzie Maguire Movie. That has got to be some sick form of torture.

[Momotaro]

Had to, MG? Somehow the term "Had to" and "watch the Lizzie Maguire movie" just don't seem to fit together. heh...

And congrats Billz, hopefully she's a breather. And remember, don't copy that floppy.

[billz]

Yes, she breathes. Snores and likes to cuddle a little too much also. She has coined us "fuckbuddies", which pleases me greatly.

[NERV Personnel]

Had to, MG? Somehow the term "Had to" and "watch the Lizzie Maguire movie" just don't seem to fit together. heh...

What are you suggesting?

[Momotaro]

Exactly what I'm suggesting should be painfully obvious. No offense, but that piece of shit just doesn't seem like a 'must watch' film.

[NERV Personnel]

Exactly what I'm suggesting should be painfully obvious. No offense, but that piece of shit just doesn't seem like a 'must watch' film.

You fail to understand that it was a must watch situation though. I work at a last run theatre. We screen the new movies we get thursday night. Instead of the managers watching it, they made me watch it. As I sad early, it was like some sick form of torture being made to watch it. Atleast I was being paid. I don't know if any amount of money is worth having all of the songs from the movie stuck in my head for the whole next day though.

[Seahawk]

Sucks to be you!

Its later here in Denver

[Momotaro]

Movie Geek, I wasn't trashing you for watching it, just a friendly ribbing. That's all.

And Seahawk, it's later here in Tulsa. Zing!

[scudd]

I imagine the first time I see "The Lizzie Maguire Movie" to closely resemble a certain sequence out of "A Clockwork Orange"...

[Seahawk]

Throat starting to hurt, not a good sign

SO TIRED!

[Momotaro]

No more cocks for you!

[Seahawk]

I'll cock you!

[Momotaro]

....promise?

[Seahawk]

Only if Ego helps...

[Momotaro]

Ego is in Cozumel, that little cock-knocker. I pissed his cat off today when I was at his house feeding it. Kinda funny...

I opened the door from his garage, and he was there, waiting on me, meowing as per usual. I reach down to pet her, and everything is going ok until she hunches down and just hisses at me twice for no reason. The second time I hiss back at her. Well that was the wrong fucking thing to do as she just went schizo after that. I was there for about an hour, watching the second half of a movie (Ego said I could watch movies on his sweet TV if I wanted) and the entire time she stayed under the couch, hissing at me if I got up from the chair. I thought about popping another movie in, but I had to go pee, and peeing meant I had to go past the cat, and I wasn't about to do that. Crazy fucking cat!

[Seahawk]

Coulda just pissed on the cat...

[Momotaro]

And that would have meant soggy puss-puss, and as much as I like that sort of thing, this time it would have been a completely different thing. And where's Werewolf Gurl tonight? Isn't she usually on after midnight?

[Seahawk]

Maybe it wasn't a cat hissing at you...

[Momotaro]

Perhaps not. Say, what's the noise behind me?
[turns around]
Why it's a.... a... [muffled screams heard]

[Seahawk]

And he's spent...

[scudd]

I knew it. She was actually hissing at TV's Willy Ames, who had been watching you from the shadows from the moment you pulled in, ready to pounce.

[Seahawk]

ITS LATE!

[billz]

Actually, it's early.

[Momotaro]

I was going to post in the Missing In Action thread, but I have nothing to add, much like this thread. heh... but at least here I'm loved.

Right guys? Guys?

On another note, Kid Ego's pussy is still angry with me. She was lovey at first, then she came to her senses and hissed at me, hid under the couch and wouldn't let me pass. Stupid cat...

[Seahawk]

Strap the pussy on the next flight to Denver, we'll let her and Blofeld's squirill go at it.

[billz]

Much love, brother.

I guess if you end up killing Ego's pussy, you can go looking for a Pet Sematary.

[Momotaro]

I may have to. If I walk in there today and she's still pissy with me, one way or another, I'm going to pick her up and pet that puss. If I no longer post, there will be a reason, it will be because I'm laying in a pool of my own blood in Kid Ego's living room floor.

[billz]

I can't believe the Kid would leave you to take care of his girlfriend like that. Shouldn't she be with him in Mexico?

[Kid Ego]

:walks into his living room:

HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!?

:stares at the shredded body of Momotaro:

Damn good job, Sabian.

:pets cat, fires up the grill for some late-night barbecue:

[billz]

At least he went out smiling...

<a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=66;t=001119" target="_blank">http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=66;t=001119</a>

[Seahawk]

Momo had Kid's girlfriend under the couch?

The fuck you say...

[Seahawk]

SICK.

Nose, Throat, Sneezing.

Aw crap.

[Momotaro]

For some reason Seahawk I was thinking of Strong Bad reading your post. Very weird...

On another note, Kid's cat is still schizo today, four days after the fact of the deluge. Wacky puss-puss!

[Seahawk]

Momotaro:
For some reason Seahawk I was thinking of Strong Bad reading your post. Very weird...

On another note, Kid's cat is still schizo today, four days after the fact of the deluge. Wacky puss-puss!Who the hell is Strong Bad?

Sorry, just came out of watching BB2, so I'm a bit ornery and cranky.

[billz]

Who is <a href="http://chud.com/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=11;t=002780" target="_blank">Strongbad?</a>

[Momotaro]

Only the most awesome sauce guy to come out of Strongbadia, Population: Tire.

[Bromass the Great]

"Where the Ones are always cold..."

Sorry, I'm the new guy...