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Devin Updating
11-26-2002, 03:52 PM
MARY, MOTHER OF CHRIST!

JESUS HARRY CHRIST

CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!!!

GODFUCKER!

JEBUS
kittyinjammies
11-26-2002, 04:35 PM
I've always said "Jiminy Christmas".

My way of getting around blaspheming. My French-Catholic mother would have smacked me in the back of the head for taking the Lord's name in vain.
Scott Standridge
11-26-2002, 04:37 PM
JESUS FUCK!
Guttenberg Fan Club
11-26-2002, 04:41 PM
Devin Updating:
MARY, MOTHER OF CHRIST!

JESUS HARRY CHRIST

CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!!!

GODFUCKER!

JEBUSI think Godfucker is my favorite of yours.

My own is usually a simple Jesus Fucking Christ.
Whiskey
11-26-2002, 04:43 PM
Christ on a popscicle stick.
Capt. Eucalyptus
11-26-2002, 04:46 PM
Joel Silver on a raft.
Kronos
11-26-2002, 04:50 PM
You know, this really isn't the forum for this. This thread was not started with a religious discussion in mind.

This would be a good candidate for moving, not closing however.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a competent individual who could actually moderate the forum.
Katanga
11-26-2002, 05:01 PM
"I shit on the communion wafer."

One of my Dad's best lines. Sounds alot better in Spanish.
grim_fist
11-26-2002, 05:31 PM
"JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST" is a favorite of mine.
billylove
11-26-2002, 06:28 PM
Kronos clothes his house elf:
You know, this really isn't the forum for this. This thread was not started with a religious discussion in mind.

This would be a good candidate for moving, not closing however.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a competent individual who could actually moderate the forum.You got my vote.
Capt. Eucalyptus
11-26-2002, 06:35 PM
billylove is a dumb arse.:
Kronos clothes his house elf:
You know, this really isn't the forum for this. This thread was not started with a religious discussion in mind.

This would be a good candidate for moving, not closing however.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a competent individual who could actually moderate the forum.You got my vote.Ditto.
Cosmic Ray
11-26-2002, 06:39 PM
"What in the name of 'Are you there, God, it's me, Margaret' are you talking about?" -- Dr. Perry Cox
CTDeLude
11-26-2002, 07:08 PM
Kronos clothes his house elf:
You know, this really isn't the forum for this. This thread was not started with a religious discussion in mind.

This would be a good candidate for moving, not closing however.

But hey, what do I know? I'm just a competent individual who could actually moderate the forum.Heh...Culture is more like it. Though may it be far from me to assume what motive this was placed here but I seem to keep coming back to mockery for one reason or another.
Richard Dickson
11-26-2002, 07:11 PM
I usually go with a simple "Je-SUS!" which should be familiar to anyone who has ever listened to me watch a Buccaneers game.

An occasional "For the love of God!" creeps in every once in a while.
CTDeLude
11-26-2002, 07:52 PM
For the love of your Mom?

For the love of Todd?
Devil Unicorn
11-27-2002, 02:34 AM
Holy Fuckin' Moses!

Jesus Christ's Legion of Lepers!