In other words: tits.

[Shelby]

What do YOU call em?

My boyfriend just called mine 'Love Boulders' and it cracked me up!

What interesting names for female/male anatomy do you know?

[Diva]

I love the line in Bring It On when Sparky calls them "Sweater Monkeys."

[Django]

Adrienne Barbeaus.

But only on weekends when mom's performing...

[General Zod]

"Love Bags"

"Hooters"

"Jugs"

"Jollies"

[Brian Ross]

I call them "Splendid"

[Coyote]

My own version of HEART! refers to them as "The Boys."
Evidently, part of the test to see if a guy is worth dating is to see if they argue with her about refering to them in the male gender, so to speak.

I've also heard her refer to them as "uber boobies," but I think she's just quoting Lovebunny & Mr. Hell.

I just usually says breasts. (or breats if I'm feeling dysgraphic.)
The word has a nice, silibant ring to it.

[Clarence Beaks]

Apparently, Jennifer Love Hewitt refers to hers as "Thelma and Louise".

[DJ Dylan]

Old Man Coyote:
My own version of HEART! refers to them as "The Boys."
Evidently, part of the test to see if a guy is worth dating is to see if they argue with her about refering to them in the male gender, so to speak.

I've also heard her refer to them as "uber boobies," but I think she's just quoting Lovebunny & Mr. Hell.

I just usually says breasts. (or breats if I'm feeling dysgraphic.)
The word has a nice, silibant ring to it.Heart refers to them as her "girls" or "the girls"

[Swykk]

funbags

teets (in a scottish accent)

hoots

mammary glands

[Cheese Biscuits]

Milk buckets

Balloons

Fleshy Liquid Pouches on which to Grab and Nibble

Jabba da Huts

Mangos

[Kirby Drummond]

Clarence Beaks:
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I love Thelma and Louise.

[Tony Ryan]

The words agreed never meant more in my life.

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[Richard Dickson]

I had a girlfriend who called them Bugs and Daffy.

And a friend of mine goes with the highly analytical "life-sustaining mammary glands."

[Coyote]

Cheese Biscuts is so romantic....

[Jason Penopolis (renfield)]

My personal favorite is "dairy cannons."

[muncie girl]

An old high school buddy of mine once said that her grandmother called them 'cookies'.
Grandma's Cookies never tasted the same after that. eek!

[Seabass Inna Bun]

Mine.

Oh she carries them around, sure. But they're mine.

[Tony Bag o' donuts]

I can see your dirty pillows.

Breasts, mama. They're called breasts.

[Shelby]

There was someone here who called them Sweater Meat. I can't remember who it was but I liked the term so much I had it in my sig for a while :)

[imported_Adam Warren]

Boobs, sweater bunnies, BAPS, perks, hooters, bouncies, guns, air bags, bow-sprits, breasticles, cannons, chest weasels, erector set, fun muffins, gifts, attributes, globes, headlights, gozongas, gongs, knockers, yonkers, pointers, rockets, torpedos, speed bumps, nipples holders, mammeries/mams, humdingers, love bumps, and beer holders.

Objects of my divided attention.

[Mad Man Mundt]

Yabos - Coutesy of Animal House
Snoobs - Courtesy of Wayne's World

[Xymog (Mike Toot)]

channelself:
An old high school buddy of mine once said that her grandmother called them 'cookies'.
For some reason I thought that "cookies" referred to the nipples and aureoles, not breasts entire. Maybe it's a regional variation....

[Chavez]

I refer to them as the singular "Rack" or will refer to someone "packin' heat".

Jubblies is also a fave.

[Seabass Inna Bun]

I just remembered one from my youth. Shmeebs.

Shmeebs was Connie's nickname. When Connie hit puberty, she passed the tradition on. Well, we passed the tradition on.

[Coyote]

One of the people in charge of Aggiecon (one of the oldest scifi conventions, but the management changes quite often as it's run by the students at a university) goes by Rack. I have no idea what her real name is. I eventually asked her if it was because she had a figure to die for (she knew I wasn't hitting on her by this point), and she said "Yep. Had if for a few years, now." (She's barely legal, even in Texas)
Only at Texas A&M could a woman with a ton of brains in her head actually like going by a nickname inspired by her figure, like a piece of meat.

[Seabass Inna Bun]

Only at Texas A&M could a woman with a ton of brains in her head actually like going by a nickname inspired by her figure, like a piece of meat.I missed going to school by a year with a girl calling herself Dirtyknees. She didn't mind, but the Political Correctness Police sure did when she was referred to as this during a skit. The Mayor had to come in and end all dispute. In favour of the PC Police, of course. Engineering Week activities were seriously curtailed for years because of this, and guilt by association meant I spent no small amount of my first year cleaning feminist spittle off my clothes. That's why I bought a leather school jacket. No kidding!

Anyway. We were discussing Shmeebs....

[Mz. D'kay1369]

OMC: you forgot to add "The Troops" to the list of names for my breasts. It's because they are the Special Forces and have all the heavy artillery. when dressed up and on display that is called "going out for maneuvers."

and yes, men really don't like it when they are called "The Boys". almost every man who has heard me call them that has asked me not to do it. i think it's very funny! ^_^

[Diva]

Ba-bump.

[CorporealDennis]

I used to hang out with a girl who owned a tee shirt with a very appropriately placed Thing One and Thing Two from Dr. Seuss. My wife calls them Jigglypuffs, after a particularly round, pink Pokemon.

[Wallace]

Chesticles.

And I once had a co-worker who actually used the word "gazongas" in a casual conversation.

[Dax]

A friend of mine once saw an issue of Time with a picture of a woman holding her hands over her breasts, with the headline "Breast Cancer: A Look At Your Odds". He turned to me and said "So that's what they're calling them these days", and it's stuck with me ever since.

[Embrodak]

Originally posted by Madman Mundt
A friend of mine once saw an issue of Time with a picture of a woman holding her hands over her breasts, with the headline "Breast Cancer: A Look At Your Odds". He turned to me and said "So that's what they're calling them these days", and it's stuck with me ever since.

That's funny. Very funny:D

[Proyas]

my happy place!!?

[ekm]

Milk Boxes.

[Wetbones]

"Titten" or "Möpse".

That's German of course ...

[Greg Clark]

I call them boobers. My girlfriend has a name for each one but refuses to tell me what they are, saying that not unlike the Broadway show Cats, her breasts have a normal name, a secret name and a Jellicle name that only she knows. The most I've gotten out of her is she refers to them as "The Girls".

[thedudeabides]

Dracula and The Wolfman:

I'll buy you a drink if you show me The Monsters...







A-Thank you...I'll be here all week! Senond show's at 10.

[kittyinjammies]

Sweater kittens. :)

[Brian Ross]

Boobaloos

[Del Griffith]

casabas

Barnes & Noble

Hoots

[Chris Allen]

Ters. So we could hide the 'hooters' term from our parents.

Juggernauts - lovingly bestowed upon Jenifer Connelly from her Rocketeer days.