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Blofeld
07-17-2002, 07:20 PM
I'd like Nicole Kidman, raw. And a side order of Kathy Maisnik and Jennifer Elise Cox.
CTDeLude
07-17-2002, 08:16 PM
And Kronos wants a fun heaping order of Lacey Cherbet....and heck it's on me!
Rylander
07-17-2002, 08:59 PM
<img src="http://i.timeinc.net/people/images/specials/oscars2002/trends/nwatts2.jpg" alt="" />

Mmmmmmmm, Aussie.
Will
07-17-2002, 09:53 PM
Blofeld:
I'd like Nicole Kidman, raw. And a side order of Kathy Maisnik and Jennifer Elise Cox.You'll get kronos and grendel and like it mister!
Blofeld
07-17-2002, 10:05 PM
I feel sorry for you, Will ... having to tell kronos he's getting me instead of Lacey. It won't be pretty.
CTDeLude
07-17-2002, 10:14 PM
Ah yea

After last night i'm sure he went to bed dreaming of only one thing.

"My she has grown" *licks lips*

Not a pretty site indeed.
Kronos
07-18-2002, 01:25 AM
A glass of Pinot Noir and... <img src="http://www.eforu.com/cards/pictures/laceychabert/lc4.jpg" alt="" />

Oh, a slice of Parmesano Regiano with fifteen-year-old Balsamic Vinegar would go nicely too.
Blofeld
07-18-2002, 01:40 AM
I haven't heard of Balsamic Vinegar. What movies has she been in?

**and SHAME ON YOU for wanting a fifteen-year-old. At least my requests are of legal age!**
Kronos
07-18-2002, 01:50 AM
She's just a picture...she doesn't really exist...
Kronos
07-18-2002, 01:52 AM
30 September, 1982...hmmm...she's old enough.
CTDeLude
07-18-2002, 04:16 AM
To think only a year younger then myself.

Ironic this world is.
Will
07-18-2002, 06:15 AM
Blofeld:
I haven't heard of Balsamic Vinegar. What movies has she been in?

I think it was called "The Douche Bag" but of course, I could be wrong.
Will
08-02-2002, 02:45 AM
Ah hah! Another CHUDWEST thread. I see.........
Kronos
08-06-2002, 11:34 AM
Bumped in honor of Lacey Sherbet.

Lacey Sherbet, a sprig of mint, a glass of Champaign...livin' large!
CTDeLude
08-06-2002, 12:46 PM
Only eighteen days till all the

SIGNS

will be revealed at

CHUDWest '02!
Kronos
08-06-2002, 06:23 PM
Blofeld:
I feel sorry for you, Will ... having to tell kronos he's getting me instead of Lacey. It won't be pretty.But you know who I'll be thinking of so don't feel bad...besides, I know where your loyaltiesnicolekidmanlie.
CTDeLude
08-06-2002, 07:48 PM
All signs currently pointing to young starlets wanting your money...not what is in your pants...

AT CHUDWest!
Kronos
08-06-2002, 07:51 PM
But what's in the pants is damned impressive...
CTDeLude
08-06-2002, 08:18 PM
They've seen bigger...

so sad!

But damn impressive all the same my man!
Kronos
08-08-2002, 11:48 AM
CHUDWEST '02!

The highlight of your entire summer!

...no crop circles were made in the creation of this promotion...
CTDeLude
08-08-2002, 01:02 PM
CHUDWest

prelude to a

CHUDFest!

16 days till you take the road to perdition!
Will
08-08-2002, 04:54 PM
Guess who's back in town?

Had to go to New York, but now am back lining up the excitement that is CHUDWEST. Ah, the Waldolf- Astoria is as nice as I remember it. NIce weather too. Low humidity on Tuesday, just fantastic, but of course, we NEVER have humidity here in Burbank, which means a warm, dry weather CHUDWEST. If I wasn't so damn tired from traveling I would state the number of days until the party begins.
Will
08-08-2002, 04:56 PM
Ah hah! Only 16 days until CHUDWEST! Thanks CT.

I better start buying beer.
Kronos
08-08-2002, 06:01 PM
Good to see ya back dude...

Yes, 16. I'm going to get the logo* digitized this weekend and will order the love next week.

*HAM is...well...a GOD!
Blofeld
08-08-2002, 06:09 PM
Getting a bit concerned ... if the plans are just being firmed, I'm thinking it's possible Kidman doesn't have time in her schedule?
CTDeLude
08-08-2002, 07:16 PM
Ah don't worry Blo.

I have set it up that Penlope Cruz will be enticed to come to CHUDWest.

Then when she least suspects it the venegeful Kidman will fall upon her with a wrath hell cannot match!

After she is don she will be looking for the comfort only a Shakespearen actor like yourself can give!
Kronos
08-08-2002, 07:23 PM
While Lacey and I enjoy each other's company quietly by the playground...
Kronos
08-08-2002, 07:45 PM
<a href="http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=61;t=000240" target="_blank">http://chud.nexcess.net/board/ubbhtml/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=61;t=000240</a>
Rath/Brendan
08-08-2002, 08:14 PM
I'd like Charlotte Church, please, and a side order of Rachel Leigh Cook with the Catherine Zeta Jones on the side. And a Laura Elena Harring to drink.

Thank you...
Kronos
08-08-2002, 08:17 PM
And did I receive your reservation?
CTDeLude
08-08-2002, 08:22 PM
Nope only his "brother's"

Which was postmarked two years ago if you closely enough.
Rath/Brendan
08-08-2002, 08:23 PM
KRONIN:
And did I receive your reservation?It's in the mail...
Will
08-09-2002, 01:41 AM
KRONIN:
Good to see ya back dude...

Yes, 16. I'm going to get the logo* digitized this weekend and will order the love next week.

*HAM is...well...a GOD!Good God! Er, I mean..........Really?
Will
08-09-2002, 01:42 AM
Blofeld will find adventure:
Getting a bit concerned ... if the plans are just being firmed, I'm thinking it's possible Kidman doesn't have time in her schedule?No, I would imagine she keeps in on her wrist. Sometimes I have to worry about your mind and way it works. "In her schedule?"
Will
08-09-2002, 01:44 AM
CTDelude (Sojourner):
!

After she is don she will be looking for the comfort only a Shakespearen actor like yourself can give!Yeah, but if it's a LONG-SPEAR-IAN actor she craves, well I guess I am available for a little while.
CTDeLude
08-09-2002, 12:51 PM
Will:
CTDelude (Sojourner):
!

After she is don she will be looking for the comfort only a Shakespearen actor like yourself can give!Yeah, but if it's a LONG-SPEAR-IAN actor she craves, well I guess I am available for a little while.But I thought Kronos was our resident spear man?!
Kronos
08-09-2002, 04:13 PM
Kronos, The Impaler.
Will
08-09-2002, 06:25 PM
Kronos:
Kronos, The Impaler.Watch 'em squirm at CHUDWEST.

CHUDWEST, Kick out the ugly ones, impale the rest!
CTDeLude
08-09-2002, 07:37 PM
CHUDWest is beginning to sound like a watered down hentai....

ick

:p
Will
08-10-2002, 04:10 PM
Watered down? WATERED DOWN?

Hey, hey, hey! You watch your language there, Bub! We have internet geeks reading this stuff, ya know.
Will
08-12-2002, 05:54 PM
Da grebdel has officially announced his apperance at CHUDWEST along with the beautiful HotPants.

Kronos shall be there.

Blofeld the mad bomber, shall be there.

CT will be there.

Nelson will be there.

HAM will be there.

The man himself, O'l Will will be gracing you with his presence.

Subtuoi(sp) will be there.

Smiling Jack will be there.

The infamous Rylander will be there.

Rhinestone Cowboy has confirmed (Email me dude and let me know if you are alive) will be there, I hope.

Other chewers whom I forget right now will be there.

Hopefully, yt will make it and I am setting a very special place for her. Its the Sony setting.

Jabba will be there.

Actors will be there.

Actresses or Starlettes, will be there.

Never seen before footage will be there. Incredible food will be there.

Drinks of every description, including one's you'll like but have never tried will be there.

Pictures of the Chewers taken with starlettes will be there.

Free t-shirts and hats will be there.

Dinner at Nick's favorite LA resturant will be there.

Your cost for all the above? Nada, zero, zilch, nothing, gratis, free.

Who says there is no such thing as a free lunch? Sat. August the 24th at 1:00 O'Clock, that myth will be abused and destroyed.

CHUDWEST '02, THE PLACE TO BE" "BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

You KNOW you owe it to yourself. You owe the stories about it, the legend, to your grandchildren.