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Similar to the Batcave, the location for CHUDWEST '02 should be kept secret. However, here is a sneak look at where the festivities will be taking place at least in part.
<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/CHUDWEST02A.jpg" alt="" />
<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/CHUDWEST02B.jpg" alt="" />
Kronos
06-29-2002, 03:39 PM
Can't wait...how's the entrance construction coming along?
And from an article done last year (December 2001) in the London Sunday Express, another secret look at the super secret location of CHUDWEST '02.
<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/Christmas1.jpg" alt="" />
Klonos:
Can't wait...how's the entrance construction coming along?Everytime I put that large boulder over the door to hide it, the next person who walks through gets squished. I am losing people I tell ya!
The pool has been completely remodled, as has the area where you were filmed, last time. I like the new look a lot.
I feel Chudwest coming. Get me a towel, Ramon!
Kronos
06-29-2002, 04:06 PM
Did that parcel arrive...unmolested?
Kronos
06-29-2002, 04:17 PM
Wow, that article really takes me back to Christmas when I was there...
Klonos:
Did that parcel arrive...unmolested?It did arrive and I could see that it was much appreciated. wink
Kronos
06-29-2002, 07:13 PM
Eeeeexcellent...
Unfortunately, no one can be told what CHUDWest '02 really is. You have to experience it for yourself.
CTDeLude
06-30-2002, 05:43 AM
One-word:
Nice! :D
Kronos
06-30-2002, 06:52 AM
No, the word is CHUDWEST.
Heh...yeah, it's nice...and the view is breathtaking.
CTDeLude
07-01-2002, 06:11 PM
Kronos, just so you know, you are my hero!
Jason Pollock
07-01-2002, 10:59 PM
Klonos:
Did that parcel arrive...unmolested?Oh hell yes.
You give love. You are loved.
Thank you very much.
Django
07-01-2002, 11:43 PM
Help, I'm in Oklahoma and I'm trapped in a chicken shit outfit.
If I activate the homing beacon and promise to go to CHUDwest, will somebody come rescue my ass...
Kronos
07-02-2002, 12:37 AM
Master Blofeld and I are in search of the elusive grendelfish.
Want him at CHUDWEST I do!
...or at the very least word that he's still around...
Kronos
07-02-2002, 12:38 AM
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Django:
Help, I'm in Oklahoma and I'm trapped in a chicken shit outfit.
If I activate the homing beacon and promise to go to CHUDwest, will somebody come rescue my ass...So that's where grendel is! He's in OK with Django!
John Carpenter's Ghosts of Django:
Help, I'm in Oklahoma and I'm trapped in a chicken shit outfit.
If I activate the homing beacon and promise to go to CHUDwest, will somebody come rescue my ass...Don't worry. I'll rescue you Django. Just email me and I'll send for you.
More emails and more confirmations coming in. This is good! This is going to be epic! Even I am getting excited now.
CTDeLude
07-08-2002, 11:02 PM
Whats the guest list at now?
CTDelude (Sojourner):
Whats the guest list at now?Twelve confirmed and at least four others who I think may be coming.
Two I have written to and invited. who were curious, but one is pissed off at me now and I hope he still comes, the other I haven't heard back from yet.
Ten would be fantastic and I am positive it will be at least ten or twelve and that is great.
Now if a certain Mr. Sinister would get up off his wallet and just make it happen, all would be right and good in the world.
Butane has declined, but he saw through my evil plan to get the creetch out here and show her what she is missing. Besides, I think he is also afraid of having Blofeld and the creetch ever meeting.
CTDeLude
07-09-2002, 07:12 PM
Smart man that Butane is.
i think perhaps my girl should stay home too.
Or for that matter maybe I should stay home. Who knows what Blo might do with my pants! wink
Blofeld
07-09-2002, 07:22 PM
Aw, now ... how did I get this reputation?
You'll probably never see me anyway. Bill told me where the deer are hidden.
gravedigger
07-09-2002, 07:25 PM
Oh, man...look at that scenery...
FEEL MY ENVY! :mad:
Kronos
07-09-2002, 07:30 PM
The view is even better. At night about three times you see this huge plume of fire in the direction of the NBC building...it's the Waterworld show at Universal.
Specfuckingtacular.
CTDeLude
07-10-2002, 12:10 AM
Hum diggity dawg I am there home boys!
CTDeLude
07-10-2002, 12:11 AM
That shoulda been boyz!
Sorry!
Kronos
07-10-2002, 12:14 PM
<a href="http://starboyz.com/" target="_blank">Starboyz?</a>
Casey72
07-10-2002, 12:49 PM
BTW, are we all going to were little nametags
with our Chud names on them?
Casey72 says Boo-Boo Kitty-Fuck:
BTW, are we all going to were little nametags
with our Chud names on them?I am having those tags made out of human skin instead. Now, let's see......... whose skin can we use?
Kronos:
The view is even better. At night about three times you see this huge plume of fire in the direction of the NBC building...it's the Waterworld show at Universal.
Specfuckingtacular.Da view from da Barbeque!
<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/Viewaskew.jpg" alt="" />
Another look at the view. CHUDWEST rawks, will you?
<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/dautterview.jpg" alt="" />
While we feast, we can watch the kids play here. This where I used to send Ludwig when he was acting up. I told him the caribou grazed down there.
<img src="http://www.homeonersrights.com/test/kidsplay.jpg" alt="" />
Will:
While we feast, we can watch the kids play here. This where I used to send Ludwig when he was acting up. I told him the caribou grazed down there.
<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/kidsplay.jpg" alt="" />GAWD! I hate NOT being able to edit my posts!
gravedigger
07-10-2002, 03:51 PM
Tire swing?!! There's a fucking TIRE SWING!?!?! And look at that view!
I hate you all.
Well, not really. I just want to be there.
trippingbillie41:
Oh, man...look at that scenery...
FEEL MY ENVY! :mad: I think it even beats the swamps of eastern Georgia. No humidity. No bugs. No papper mills.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :p
Kronos
07-10-2002, 04:01 PM
Ben looks like he's growling at whoever's not cooking fast enough!
gravedigger
07-10-2002, 04:02 PM
Will:
I think it even beats the swamps of eastern Georgia. No humidity. No bugs. No papper mills.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :p Ugh, don't remind me. Yesterday was the one year anniversary of my departure to that...place. I am very happy to be home, although it's been hot, buggy, and a wee bit humid here for the past week or so.
trippingbillie41:
Tire swing?!! There's a fucking TIRE SWING!?!?! And look at that view!
I hate you all.
Well, not really. I just want to be there.Its not THAT far and you ARE invited you know?
gravedigger
07-10-2002, 04:10 PM
Will:
Its not THAT far and you ARE invited you know?Yeah, I know. It's very tempting, but we have plans for a trip to Washington in September. And since we don't have a lot of money or vacation time, one trip is about it.
Plus, there is that stimga my wife has about meeting people I've only talked to over the internet. It's like y'all are axe murderers or something.
This is the "Wine Spot." Its where we meet at night over a glass of Will's best wine or some tea, more likely beer and bullshit, er, ah I mean discuss the social ramifications of film on our society today.
Of course, if Ludwig were kind enough to come down we could call it the "Whine Spot," in his honor!
<img src="http://www.homeownersrights.com/test/winespot.jpg" alt="" />
Kronos
07-10-2002, 04:17 PM
Oooo! That IS cool!
Kronos
07-10-2002, 04:19 PM
Plus, there is that stimga my wife has about meeting people I've only talked to over the internet. It's like y'all are axe murderers or something.
Well, yeah, but we're really NICE axe murderers.
Yeah! We can help chop down her inhibitions!
trippingbillie41:
Will:
Its not THAT far and you ARE invited you know?Yeah, I know. It's very tempting, but we have plans for a trip to Washington in September. And since we don't have a lot of money or vacation time, one trip is about it.
Plus, there is that stimga my wife has about meeting people I've only talked to over the internet. It's like y'all are axe murderers or something.She is afraid of axe murders and you are going to Washington????? My wife's family lives in Washington. Didn't you ever see The Hills Have Eyes?????
Kronos
07-17-2002, 06:41 PM
Yes?
Kronos
07-18-2002, 01:12 AM
Greetings Fellow Traveler!
I too am seeking CHUDWEST. May I tag along with my long staff and quick wit? Who knows, we might meet other Sojourners along the way. I say we go to the Matt over this. What say you?
Oh, did I post here and revive this thread? Imagine that!
CTDeLude
08-02-2002, 04:42 AM
Uh-oh.
Seems this infectious event has spread all over the boards.
hey how bout in 20 days we go and post a brand new thread about CHUDWest in every section of the board.
BLO you take care of the admin forums!
Blofeld
08-02-2002, 10:06 AM
Um ... sorry, I don't have access to the admin forums.
CTDeLude
08-02-2002, 11:23 AM
Dag!
Here I though you were the man and all.
My reality has been shattered!
*Nathan Lane squeal and fall to bed as in Bird Cage*
Is there no mercy!!!
Kronos
08-02-2002, 11:57 AM
Blofeld:
Um ... sorry, I don't have access to the admin forums.I used to in the SCi-Fi one...but I think since the change in web hosts Nick might have changed the password.
But shilling -er- publicizing there would be wrong at best, very unwelcome at worst.
CTDeLude
08-02-2002, 01:15 PM
A joke my friends!
A joke I kid I kid.
Eeeesssh!
Kronos
08-02-2002, 01:57 PM
Joke? Hell, I was about to do it a while back!
What was this thread about again?
CTDeLude
08-02-2002, 03:31 PM
The propaganda of CHUDWest...
which if I remember correctly you are hosting!
Kronos
08-02-2002, 04:40 PM
What was this thread about again?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Secret - Something not generally known, knowledge limited to a select few.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">CHUD - Cannibalistic Human Underground Dwellers.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">WEST - That portion of the United States most desired by real estate agents and buyers.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Location - The concept by which restaurants live and die.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial">Oh, the possibilities and permutations of such definitions is tremendous!
CTDeLude
08-02-2002, 05:15 PM
The power of CHUDWest compels you!
22 days till Burbank knows heaven or possibly hell.
It is up to you to decide.
CTDeLude
08-02-2002, 08:27 PM
And Will Sir! Please read your PMs!
CTDelude (Sojourner):
And Will Sir! Please read your PMs!\
Read and responded to.
Also, Zman sent me a PM. Dude, I think I responded, if you didn't get let me know.
Kronos
08-07-2002, 11:14 AM
How many days?
CTDeLude
08-07-2002, 01:06 PM
I was gonna do a whole cheerleader thing, "give me an s" and such but don't have it in me.
So in answer...
17!!!!!!!!!!!
Kronos
08-07-2002, 06:43 PM
It's coming...
Kronos
08-07-2002, 06:44 PM
Something wonderful...
Blofeld
08-07-2002, 06:54 PM
ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT EUROPA
Kronos
08-07-2002, 07:15 PM
My mind...
Cheese Biscuits
08-07-2002, 07:43 PM
... attempt no landings there...
Kronos
08-07-2002, 07:45 PM
Daisy, Daisy...
CTDeLude
08-07-2002, 07:52 PM
It will be almost...
spiritual.....
CHUDWest!
*Mystical magical teddy bear not included
Kronos
08-07-2002, 08:05 PM
I want one of those giant Teddy Bear suits like out of The Avengers.
In fact, everybody at CHUDWEST '02 should wear one of those!
Subotai
08-08-2002, 12:10 AM
I'll be wearing my Chud shirt. Haven't decided between the 'smashed assholes' or the Glengarry.
Kronos
08-08-2002, 12:49 AM
Smashed Assholes?
Subotai
08-08-2002, 12:55 AM
'Actually, I look like a can of smashed assholes.'
Of all the quotes in all the films, that's one of a few that wound up on CHUD shirts.
KRonos,
Don't worry about the "I look like a can of smashed Assholes" CHud CHirts. I haave yours here at the WIll Holme waiting for you. Who knows, maybe some young actress will autograph for you! like this! "(o)(o)"
Da grebdel has officially announced his apperance at CHUDWEST along with the beautiful HotPants.
Kronos shall be there.
Blofeld the mad bomber, shall be there.
CT will be there.
Nelson will be there.
HAM will be there.
The man himself, O'l Will will be gracing you with his presence.
Subtuoi(sp) will be there.
Smiling Jack will be there.
The infamous Rylander will be there.
Rhinestone Cowboy has confirmed (Email me dude and let me know if you are alive) will be there, I hope.
Other chewers whom I forget right now will be there.
Hopefully, yt will make it and I am setting a very special place for her. Its the Sony setting.
Jabba will be there.
Actors will be there.
Actresses or Starlettes, will be there.
Never seen before footage will be there. Incredible food will be there.
Drinks of every description, including one's you'll like but have never tried will be there.
Pictures of the Chewers taken with starlettes will be there.
Free t-shirts and hats will be there.
Dinner at Nick's favorite LA resturant will be there.
Your cost for all the above? Nada, zero, zilch, nothing, gratis, free.
Who says there is no such thing as a free lunch? Sat. August the 24th at 1:00 O'Clock, that myth will be abused and destroyed.
CHUDWEST '02, THE PLACE TO BE" "BE THERE OR BE SQUARE
You KNOW you owe it to yourself. You owe the stories about it, the legend, to your grandchildren.
Blofeld
08-12-2002, 06:17 PM
What, no Django?
Blofeld shouldn't've told you that:
What, no Django???????????? I never heard.
Kronos
08-14-2002, 01:22 AM
But will Marky Mark Doll...
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