Will--You OK?

[Z-Man]

I see there's a pretty damn big fire in the Glendale Hills. Hope you and your family are safe from harm. Let us know.

[ladykoel]

CT and I are concerned as well. Hope you, your family, and surrounding neighbors are not affected by this fire... Let us know.

[CTDeLude]

Yea. I meant to call you last night but got sidetracked. I hope you have crews theremaking sure everything is alright. My prayers that that fire may die down soon without further damage.

[Blofeld]

Ah, hell. I hadn't heard anything about this. I hope all is well, Will.

[Z-Man]

Well...I guess he's OK, he's having a fight on the politics board. My car had ash all over it this morning. And no, I don't mean Bruce Campbell.

[Andre Dellamorte]

ew.. Now I got not only clean off my keyboard from soda spew, but have to try and erase that image from my mind.

[Will]

I am ok.

Yesterday, I had to postpone my vacation and for those of you who know them Ghost of Timmy (HizhonnerDaMAyer) and number two (From the TV program, NOT that kind of #2) stayed on my roof all day spraying it down with water. The fire was everywhere and the Fire Department forced manadory evacuations on the houses starting one above me. They said we would have three minutes, once the order to evacuate came down. Thank goodness it never came. We spent nine hours on the roof almost solid. It never got closer than a few hundred feet. I am in love with the water droppig helicopters and I want to offer oral sex to one guy in particular, but Dennis said he wouldn't do it.

They were so amazing and got so close to the ground it was terrifying. I had all the original paintings loaded. along with the editing computers and all master tapes of the television program and A Message from Home, plus whatever the girls thought was important. We just finished unloading it again.

Thanks to all for being concerned, Thanks CT, Tonya kronos, Zman and the rest for having a care. I stayed out most of the night on the hillside looking for flare-ups and we had a few. I did find time to come in and have a bash at those soiling up the other side of the boards, but I admit I was tired and cranky when I did.

What gets me is that it (the fire) is the work of an arsonist. What kind of a sick asshole gets his jollies off lighting fires that can and do kill people, animals and destroy lives. I would like to administer the punishment if they catch this douchebag. Anybody got a rusty razor blade handy?

[Nelson]

Will:


What gets me is that it (the fire) is the work of an arsonist. What kind of a sick asshole gets his jollies off lighting fires that can and do kill people, animals and destroy lives. I would like to administer the punishment if they catch this douchebag. Anybody got a rusty razor blade handy?Will, your supposed to understand him, he's a victim of society.

:)

Btw, how are your chickens?

[Jacob Singer]

Well, I figured at least one left-leaning drug-addled atheist looney Clinton apologist should drop in here and wish Will well.

Glad you didn't burn up, you crazy ol' coot!

[Blofeld]

Nelson remembers 9-11:
Btw, how are your chickens?Oh, shit. <private message to Will -- I'm pretty sure Nelson is asking if the fire harmed your chickens, and isn't asking about any ill health they might be suffering due to my treatment of them...>

[voltes5]

Will obviously accidentally started that fire as he furiously typed in his epic rebuttals (pun fodder right there, Will) against the lefty loonies in the Politics forum. He's typing on his 78th keyboard as we speak. Bought those suckers in bulk at Costco.

Seriously, glad you are okay, Mr. Will.

[voltes5]

Blofeld: Tourist or Traveler?:
private message to Will -- I'm pretty sure Nelson is asking if the fire harmed your chickens, and isn't asking about any ill health they might be suffering due to my treatment of them...So, when exactly do you guys begin distributing the DVD "Chewers Gone Wild: CHUDWest '02 Edition"?

[Blofeld]

At no time. Django doesn't care, so we don't.

[voltes5]

I feel bad for the guy. In the Announcement forum, it looks like he's been getting complaints. I don't want to interfere in that thread, but I can't quite imagine what horrors Django can inflict on anyone. He's just a really cool dude with a biting sense of humor.

[Will]

Nelson remembers 9-11:
Will:


What gets me is that it (the fire) is the work of an arsonist. What kind of a sick asshole gets his jollies off lighting fires that can and do kill people, animals and destroy lives. I would like to administer the punishment if they catch this douchebag. Anybody got a rusty razor blade handy?Will, your supposed to understand him, he's a victim of society.

:)

Btw, how are your chickens?I like to make him a vivtim of Ol' Will.

The chickens are OK, the last thing I was going to do was release them and hope they would move down hill if the fire came and that the coyotes coming out of the hills wouldn't dine on them all. If that had happened, I could just see the coyotes up on the hills next year playing with matches.

[Will]

VIVTIM, N. From NE, slang.
VIV= life TIM= OE cut short and with lots of pain.
1. A person so victimized as to settle into the position of being a victim for the remaining few seconds of their pain filled life.

[Kronos]

That's why there was no answer on the phone...

Ironically, there was a fire in the Oakland hills yesterday...but it was caused by a weed-whacker hitting a rock.

[CTDeLude]

Good to hear you are alright Will. And su casa has escaped untouched.

And damn em coyots!

[Brian Ross]

Damn that is fucking scary, glad to hear your ok.

How many houses were destroyed by the way?

[Will]

Jacob Singer:
Well, I figured at least one left-leaning drug-addled atheist looney Clinton apologist should drop in here and wish Will well.

Glad you didn't burn up, you crazy ol' coot!Ah Jacob, you know I love ya, man. Set that beer over here near me would ya?

[Will]

Blofeld: Tourist or Traveler?:
Nelson remembers 9-11:
Btw, how are your chickens?Oh, shit. <private message to Will -- I'm pretty sure Nelson is asking if the fire harmed your chickens, and isn't asking about any ill health they might be suffering due to my treatment of them...>I thought you said you didn't want any discussion about that?

[Will]

Voltes Inhaled The 245-Trioxin:
Will obviously accidentally started that fire as he furiously typed in his epic rebuttals (pun fodder right there, Will) against the lefty loonies in the Politics forum. He's typing on his 78th keyboard as we speak. Bought those suckers in bulk at Costco.

Seriously, glad you are okay, Mr. Will.Thanks Voltes. ALl that smoke just made me a little less able to take the nonsense. That's all. No smoke now and I am back to being my lovable ol' self.

[Will]

Voltes Inhaled The 245-Trioxin:
Blofeld: Tourist or Traveler?:
private message to Will -- I'm pretty sure Nelson is asking if the fire harmed your chickens, and isn't asking about any ill health they might be suffering due to my treatment of them...So, when exactly do you guys begin distributing the DVD "Chewers Gone Wild: CHUDWest '02 Edition"?I do have some video, but I was think extortion instead of selling it outright.

You know, Blofeld and a little chicken action, grendel and the twin goats I keep penned up down below. Interesting stuff.

When I get a minute I am going to have one of the technical guys download some of the pictures from the XL1s onto the harddrive as stills. Then I'll post those.

[Will]

Brian Ross is being hickory roasted:
Damn that is fucking scary, glad to hear your ok.

How many houses were destroyed by the way?None that I am aware of and all of the credit goes to the firemen and the helicopter and plane pilots. I cannot begin to tell you how effective those pilots were. The flames were literally licking at the back of houses when in came those pilots and dropped 300 or 600 gallons or whatever they carry and my God, were they accurate or what? Wow! Without them, Ol' Will would be as poor as some of the poorest chewers (Until the insurance money came through) and you know how I hate poverty. I am too old and too mean to ever have to go back to a real job again. If things got that bad, I guess I could just run for office and suck off the public like those other guys do. A Compassionate Conservative. That's me! (Belch!)

[billylove]

Wow! Glad eveyone is ok. Damns to my abilites to stay away from news unless its handed to me by friends.

Glad your safe.

[Kronos]

Safe? Hell, now he's driving across the country again!

Geeezz...the guy puts in more driving time than a trucker!

[Will]

I am back. I love driving across country. Nice storms in Georgia and the other Southern states. Tampa to LA = 46 hours and still stopped a couple of times to cat nap for a few hours. Stayed up all Sat. night flying and got in at 11:00 AM, picked up some mussic that t afiend made for the show and leeft Tampa at night on Sat. Arrived Los Angeles yesterday afternoon.

Sleep is needed and a good massage.

[billylove]

We got some of that in Greenville. Almost flooded my townhome.

[CTDeLude]

Good ta hear you have returned to the Golden State sir!

[Will]

CT: I am back and strange things are afoot at the circle K. Have three meetings set up to pitch the pilot over the next few weeks, I will keep you informed.