Draft Two Desert Island Flick: Discussion

[Innocent X]

The Equivocator, where you at?

Any bets on the Number One pick?

[Poxy Von Sinister]

I got a pretty good idea what #2 might be...

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Poxy Von Sinister
"That's the biggest hyperbole in the whole wide world!"

[devilf]

I want to go!!!!!!

[Innocent X]

You guys are 2&3. Shit, where is this guy.

I want my movie draft!

[Django]

And if any of you bozos choose my first pick I swear by hell's heart I'll stab at thee...

[Poxy Von Sinister]

Cut him some slack, it originally was supposed to start at 6.

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Poxy Von Sinister
"That's the biggest hyperbole in the whole wide world!"

[Innocent X]

Fuck slack.

[Micah Robinson]

Django....being that your tastes befuddle many, I doubt that anyone would cross into your territory.

But hey, what do I know.... I liked Mission to Mars. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[trippingbillie41]

In an ideal world, I will get my initial first round choice. However, this is the real world and I know that there is a snowballs chance in hell it will last.

I know of two movies that must be in my possession by the end of this draft. If they are not, blazing hellfire shall encompass the earth and burn the souls of any who have crossed me.

[Django]

Some good choices for subsitutes of titles for you Mark Hamill fans:

1. Corvette Summer - Behold the power of topless Annie Potts as Hamill squares off against Danny Bonaduce, Brion James, and greasy Laserblast star Kim Milford over a Corvette Stingray!

2. The Big Red One - Hamill, Bobby Di Cicco, and Robert Carradine. Nuff said.

3. Slipstream - Hamill versus Bill "Game Over" Paxton for possession of Jurassic Park warden Bob Peck.

Don't say I didn't help you...

[Innocent X]

What's the film he's in with Kristy McNichol?

Django, you got a take on the CHUD Chick draft? Winners/losers?

[Poxy Von Sinister]

Okay, NOW he's late, give him hell boys!

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Poxy Von Sinister
"That's the biggest hyperbole in the whole wide world!"

[devilf]

Let's go people, devilf has a date with many many Rum and Cokes tonight, and he wants to get on the program nice and early.

[Django]

Well X, lemme tell you.

I'm the winner as virtually NONE of my real draft choices got picked. Yes I lost JLH and Krista Allen, but Heigl actually hasn't been a fixure of my obsession for quite some time now.

[Django]

And the Hamill movie in question is

"The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia"

[Innocent X]

Care to share who these lovely ladies are?

[Innocent X]

Thanks for the Hamill movie. Post Star Wars, pre-Empire that must have been, no?

[Django]

Sure, I'll list me ladies. We need something to discuss until The Equivocator gets off his dead ass. Besides, you should know who'll be watching the films with me.

Jennifer Morrison, Emilie de Raven, Majandra Delfino, Erica Leerhsen, Susan May Pratt, Gabrielle Union, Kirsten Storms, and Kira Reed were the ones no one chose...

[devilf]

Nick, can we get the gig goin'?

[Micah Robinson]

Kira Reed and Gabrielle Union are the only two I know...

[Innocent X]

Susan May Pratt is very foxy. Sort of that hot librarian look.

No Looking Back, Drive Me Crazy, Center Stage, a lotta moxie.

[Django]

And I wouldn't have it any other way...

[Django]

And 10 Things I Hate About You which also co-starred Union...

[trippingbillie41]

I've only heard of Erica Leerhsen in that group of lovelies.

[Django]

And like I said at the time her movie came out, she was hot.

The DVD will be mine.

[Nick Nunziata]

Micah was going to draft Kim Director but never did.

[Innocent X]

The more I watch Roswell, the more I think Tess is the hottest of the group. But she isn't in a film though is she? I didn't even have her as eligible.

http://www.geocities.com/frankiecastle/emiliederavin_p_089.jpg

Why no Heigl? Too big boned? That's my take on her.

[Django]

She wasn't which is why I pulled out like Wedge. But then the rules got a little dicey and maybe I should have done some more good back there...

[Poxy Von Sinister]

Hellooooooo? We're looking at 30+ minutes here....

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Poxy Von Sinister
"That's the biggest hyperbole in the whole wide world!"

[Micah Robinson]

Inn, you think Heigl is "big-boned"?

What the hell?

That woman is VOLUPTIOUS and HEALTHY. There is a difference.

[Django]

Heigl I have found out is an egomaniacal bitch. That's why I didn't choose her.

And Delfino has those DSLs...

[trippingbillie41]

Indeed, if I had the same info Django had. I assure you Ms. Heigl would not have ranked as high on my list. She would have still been on there, becuase I think she has an amazing body, but personality is important also.

[Micah Robinson]

I'd be curious to learn this "info" myself.

Share, D-man. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Django]

And when you've got ten ladies, personality goes a long way as they say...

[Django]

Let's just say that thru Mommy Django's network of Roswell spies, she's not known for being the friendliest or most understanding of people.

In fact some blame her for the downsizing of the amount of screentime Shri Appleby gets. I'm not saying any of this is true, only what I've heard.

Besides, she's not the most electric of personalities...

[devilf]

This is like the Jean Paul Sartre Draft already!

"Hell is other posters."

Sorry for being a bitch - I just have a couple of attractive young ladies who are waiting to rebuff my advances.

[Nick Nunziata]

Alright, the next two guys... we're going to wait until around 7:30pm before NUMBER TWO can go.

[Poxy Von Sinister]

I'll be here.

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Poxy Von Sinister
"That's the biggest hyperbole in the whole wide world!"

[Nick Nunziata]

Number 2 may go, but let's not rush.

[Poxy Von Sinister]

Okay kids, it's on....

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Poxy Von Sinister
"That's the biggest hyperbole in the whole wide world!"

[Innocent X]

Well Mikah, for one, I don't have the problem of worrying about splitting chicks in half. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

Seriously though, I don't know. I like my girls skinny. I had a traumatic college experience with skinny freshmen girls hitting the ice cream machine too hard and turning into Mama Cass by sophomore year. So I started to dig skinny chicks more and more. Heigl is a hottie, but in my mind, and it's just my mind, I would skip over her to get to someone like Kate Moss or Lara Flynn Boyle or Susan May Pratt now that Django brings her up. It's just personal preference. I like model type bodies, not always, but most of the time.

[Innocent X]

Well I had the same film ranked numero uno.

[The_Equivocator]

Sorry that I was a tad late, guys. I was out eatin'. But what's an hour among friends... right? Right...?

Damn.

[Micah Robinson]

To each his own, Inn. You like what you like.

I just hate the growing stigma of Heigl, Barrymore, Winslet, and chicks like them being described as "fat" or "big-boned."

They are normal.

Women as you described happen to be thin. But they are not the norm for most women's body types anywhere I have ever lived.

[Poxy Von Sinister]

Hey Equivocator, didn't mean to jump the gun on ya, we didn't think you were going to make the party!

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Poxy Von Sinister
"That's the biggest hyperbole in the whole wide world!"

[The_Equivocator]

That's ok. ESB wasn't my first pick, anyway. And I wasn't even aware the draft started today until i received an e-mail from Nick. These past few days have sucked the life out of me work-wise. That's why my post-count has gone up a big fat 0 in the past week or so. I'm hoping to do some catching up this weekend.

[Innocent X]

Mikah, I've gotten into arguments with girls when I make Drew Barrymore is fat comments because they are like "That's my body type." But when I say that, I'm comparing Drew to chicks who are models, and in that realm, she or Heigl don't stand up. I'm not comparing her to regular chicks. I'd love to marry Drew Barrymore, the woman, not the famous chick, she's fucking beautiful, just like the girls I have these arguments with, but when I'm talking about the best of the best, about celebrities, I'll take a model any day. It's not reality, it's fantasy.

[Micah Robinson]

Ever heard of a plus-size model?

I've seen quite a few that make scarbrous skeletons like Kate Moss look silly.

My fantasy doesn't include women who are wafer thin.

No runway model has excited me Anna Nicole Smith has done.

Marilyn Monroe was a size 14, dude. That's cream of the crop material to me. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

But like I said, to each his own.

Skinny models aren't the cream of the crop to me...they're the husks of the corn that I set aside.

[Nick Nunziata]

Alright...

Back to MOVIE DISCUSSION, you hunks of semen and blood.

[Shelby]

mikah is my hero

Oops, sorry for being off topic http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-15-2001).]

[DJ Dylan]

well,ive got a little while to go still.23 people before me.haha raoul,im before you

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[Innocent X]

"Marilyn Monroe was a size 14, dude."

And Thandie Newton is a size .14.

[This message has been edited by Innocent X (edited 02-15-2001).]

[Nick Nunziata]

Closing this thread. There is a discussion thread for the CHICK AND HUNK DRAFT. Use it.