Discussion 12: Someone to CROTCH Over Me.

[Nick Nunziata]

Have at.

[Innocent X]

Let's get this thing done. Where's all the drafters at today?

[Nick Nunziata]

Regardless, round 9 starts at 5pm.

[Blofeld]

I'm just waiting for my turn...

[Cosmic Ray]

malinari, dude, you're killing me. I'd read that Big Trouble wasn't supposed to debut until July, otherwise I would've taken Sofia in the second round -- possibly even the first. In fact, I was just getting ready to post about her in the "Hottest Ineligibles" thread when I saw your post. I was ready to make a big freakin stink about it, and I just go to her web site to find -- it's been bumped up to MARCH!!!

Goddam, dude, that just really rubs my nub. Not your fault or anything, of course. But now I'm just pissed at myself for not double checking.

By the way, if you want to check out the gallery I have of her at my web site, here ya go:
http://raylehmann.tripod.com/harem/vergara.html

There's actually 15 lovely ladies in my "Virtual Harem" and 14 of them have been taken (four of them -- Mariah, Laetitia, Maria Grazia, and Jennifer Connelly -- by me.) The only one still up for grabs is Sandi Korn/Sandra Taylor, who is eligible. I love her, but if anyone else takes her, I shan't be offended. She could definitely use the exposure.

[Innocent X]

Sandi Von Butt Korn? Yeah, she's a hottie.

[raoul duke]

Nick, i'm back from the big Apple so you don't need to post for me anymore.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals

[Cosmic Ray]

Yep, Sandi von Butt Korn from the old days on Howard. I'd long been a fan, but I actually only added her after chatting with her on the posting boards at her web site. She actually came to my site through a link and signed the guestbook, so I figured any chick that hot, and cool enough to do that, definitely needed to be included.

Alas, she couldn't spell the word "harem" right, so I suppose some things never change.

She had been real cool at her web site -- totally candid and answered some awkward questions. But then, she went on Howard to plug the site, and within an hour got absolutely flooded with lowlifes calling her "a fat whore" or asking to see pictures of her taking it anally. How she didn't see that one coming is beyond me. Though, I guess that made it more obvious than ever that the "dumb" thing was far from an act.

Her managers made her shut down the posting boards after that, and I don't think the site's even been updated ever since.

[This message has been edited by Cosmic Ray (edited 02-12-2001).]

[TheOutlawTorn]

ACK! GAH! Shelby, Gunnar Hansen is only cool when he's in UNIFORM! I'm kinda going for a horror theme here, not a Kenny Rogers theme. Thanks for the pic though, I've never seen the man with a beard. But please, for the sake of my manhood, could you find a picture of him wearing a dead skin mask (Slayer!) and holding a gas-powered chainsaw?

[Nick Nunziata]

Draft!!!!!

[Carl Cunningham]

Outlaw, a treat awaits you in the Pictures thread.

[Shelby]

heh, awww c'mom. You didnt like the kenny rogers-like pic http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-12-2001).]

[Carl Cunningham]

Shelby, nothing against you or your super work. Outlaw just required a fix of mauler and I had to help a brother out, ya know? http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[malinari]

Sorry Cosmic Ray. When I saw that she was eligible...I knew that she must be mine. Thanks for the links to some of her pics by the way. Have to check those out when I get home.

[Jason Pollock]

I hate you Devin.

[trippingbillie41]

Speaking of who Jenny McCarthy's been with (see latest Picture thread), have you seen who she's MARRIED to? That guy who played Anthony Michael Hall's part in the Weird Science TV show!!!! Goddamn, talk about giving hope to geeks everywhere.

[yt]

Carl, that Gunnar shot is amazing. Oh, and that thumbs down over this post is supposed to be a thumbs up. doh!

[This message has been edited by yt (edited 02-12-2001).]

[TheOutlawTorn]

GOD BLESS YOU CARL. You have eased my suffering caused by my vision of Leatherface singing "The Gambler".

*shudder*

[trippingbillie41]

Jaysis, this round is taking longer than first act of "The Game." What the hell is goin' on?

And where did willko go? Me wants Joey Lauren Adams.

[Django]

This needs to end whether you call it on account of lateness or merge the final two rounds together.

Cause at the rate you guys are taking, by the time the movie draft gets going we're gonna be fighting over Lord of the F**king Rings.

START THE MOVIE ONE NOW!!!

[countpudyoola]

Things have slowed to hate.

[Hellblazer]

I'm going to follow the spirit if not the absolute letter of Nick's above edict and start round nine of the draft at 11 am central time. Be ready or be fucked.

Hellblazer

[devilf]

Sorry, Jason.

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Nah, not really. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Jason Pollock]

Heh-heh.

I figured I'd nab her round nine no problem.

hatred.

HATRED!!

http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[The13th]

whats happening, people?

we are so close to the end. i thought the lag would end with the weekend but today has been painfully slow.

[trippingbillie41]

Holy poop on a stick! Maybe if I'm lucky, we'll finish the draft before I die.

[Innocent X]

Sorry to burst Dj Dylan's bubble, but the beautiful Cameron Richardson is not available. Cover Me is a TV series, not a film.
http://us.imdb.com/Name?Richardson,+Cameron+(II)

[raoul duke]

Nice work, colombo. The draft has slowed down to a snail's pace. Maybe we could just start skipping people after their time window.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals

[Innocent X]

2. Scarab_X
6. Legless Dog
7. Raoul Duke
8. Nick Nunziata
9. YT
10. Abobo

Well Scarab is usually late. I don't think Legless even picked last round, so after Nick and Mike go, we should get moving again because the 11 to 20 group goes fast.

[raoul duke]

I already went dagnabit.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals

[Nick Nunziata]

The past few days have been very hard for me. Internet connection spotty, LOTS of work (as evidenced by my limited time on site).

Someone, take the reins and get the draft kickin'.

I'm trying to juggle more balls than Traci Lords in her prime right now.

[Micah Robinson]

Fine.

Here's how it is:

UP RIGHT NOW ARE:

LEGLESS DOG
YT
ABOBO/LUDWIG

At 11:00PM, regardless of who has and has not gone, FLINT and TRIPPING BILLIE are up.

At MIDNIGHT, regardless of who has and has not gone, MYSELF and PATRICK SAURIOL are up.

Anytime from 1AM to tomorrow morning, MICKEY KNOX and CARL are up.

Oh, we WILL finish this draft, and we'll do it BY THURSDAY.

Quit the whining. Start picking.

[Innocent X]

I had an idea too Mikah, put it in the thread I guess the same time you did. It sets up times for the whole draft for Round Nine and then I say we just put a similar timing onto Round Ten and then by 5pm on Thursday, we'll be done.

[Micah Robinson]

No prob, Innocent. We ALL want to see this end. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

I don't care who is late anymore...we go without you. Every 1-2 hours, the picks move on. I will PERSONALLY keep up with the order.

We finish by Thursday regardless of who has picked or not. We'll sort out the mistakes afterwards and improve the rules with the next draft.

[Innocent X]

So you wanna just use the time set-up I had? It's all spelled out pretty nice.

[Micah Robinson]

Done. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif Thanks for the plan.

[Innocent X]

Mikah, I just threw out a thread for Round Ten too just so people can be aware when they do their last pick. It makes the draft end up at 7pm on Thursday night. Hope that's cool.

[DJ Dylan]

damn you Innocent,whyd you have to burst my sexy babe bubble i had going.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[LowShot]

Innocent, great job on the organizing!

[devilf]

Damn you mikah for taking Lisa Nicole Carson! She's top heavy and crazy, just like I like em!

[This message has been edited by devilf (edited 02-14-2001).]

[trippingbillie41]

Thanks to IX and mikah for getting this thing on a roll.

i'll be busy giving sweet lovin' to my fiancee when it's my turn to draft this evening, but I shall e-mail IX my pick to keep things moving along.

[DJ Dylan]

i like your timeline organization man.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[trippingbillie41]

Hey, Brian, was the chick from Deuce Bigalow the one that ran the pet store? Man, she's hot. I totally forgot about her.

[Wheel99]

I just picked stifflers mom. Can I get a couple of MILF's??

[LowShot]

And I'm spent!

A wonderful draft and I'm thoroughly happy with my sexy harem.

[Blofeld]

Is Kobe Tai eligible?

[yt]

Sure wish I had one more pick... Argh!

[Nick Nunziata]

Kobe Tai was in VERY BAD THINGS

[Neil Bung]

Thanks to Hellblazer for clearing up where I'd seen Amber Benson before Buffy. Knew she looked familiar. If I remember correctly, she was buddies with Eliza Dushku in Bye Bye Love, too. A crappy movie, but a nice collection of hotties (or, at least, future hotties).

[The13th]

i just made my last pick solidifying my harem as the best...

just wanted to say thanks to everyone. this has been a blast.

also, thanks to shelby for all the great pics.

[Nick Nunziata]

Kelly Brook. I was going to make her my 10th pick, but the pictures I found changed my mind for me.

[malinari]

Hmmm...the one's I found weren't too bad. What kind of pictures changed your mind? You have me curious now sir.

[Blofeld]

Yes, Kobe Tai has been in some very bad things. Very bad. Mmm.

[devilf]

It's 3o'clock. Under the Mussolini system do I draft now?

Hell, I'm gonna. Ain't nobody taking my pick anyhow.

[DJ Dylan]

hehe.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[Hellblazer]

Devil, I can't believe you did that. I saw it with my own two eyes, and I can't believe you did it.

Thanks for making me spray Mountain Dew all over my monitor, by the way http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif


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"Bugger this. I want a better world."--From the epitaph of Jennifer Sparks (1900-1999)

[trippingbillie41]

Now that this lovely draft is pretty much over, I think we all need to give a big round of applause to Shelby for finding all those awesome (and working) pics throughout the draft.

Thank you, Shelby!

[Dave Davis]

damn. i still have 10 gals left on my master list.

anybody else?

[Carl Cunningham]

Me too, Dave... but I just took one off thanks to you picking TRACI BINGHAM. I came DAMN close to making her my 10th rounder, but opted to go for "variety" with my Asian pick. Bingham was suggested by my wife (as was Amber Valetta). She's pummeling me now for letting both get away.

Oh well.. ENJOY! I'm more than happy with my Harem of treats! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Wheel99]

Man, What a draft. I had a slew of women left over on my list. I cant beleive some of the women that got away. The left overs on my list included:

Adrianna from the sopranos
Karen Duffy
James King
Lee Lee Sobieski
Rebecca Pidgeon
Annie Pallaurd
Madiline Stowe
Jean Tripplehorn
Medow Soprano
Jennifer Jason Leigh
Sarah Silverman
Valeria Golino
Mia Sara(sloan from ferris beuller)
Rosanna Arquette
Kim Bassinger
Phobe Cates
Linda Hamilton
Lori Petty
Farah Fawcett(for 55 she still is hot!)

[Carl Cunningham]

Mia Sara was chosen, I believe.

[Wheel99]

I just saw.

[trippingbillie41]

yes,the showing of Timecop on HBO last weekend reminded meof one of the first movie star crushes i had.

fuck, typing on this dreamcast on-screen 'board is a little slice of hell.

[Neil Bung]

Yup, lots of ladies on my list not chosen.

In addition to the aforementioned Valeria Golino (who was VERY close to making my list, until I saw some really awful pictures of her on the web), I had Hope Davis, Maura Tierney, Julie Bowen, Annette Bening, Victoria Abril, Ami Dolenz, Shannon Whirry, Rebecca DeMornay, Adrienne Shelley, Olivia D'Abo, and Marisa Tomei. All shamefully ignored.

[trippingbillie41]

Maura Tierney and Julie Bowen were among the four lovelies vying for my tenth spot, but I decided to go with a lady who could keep charge of the harem while I'm out ransacking the harems of the infidels who stole some of my favorites.

[LowShot]

Maura Tierney and Marisa Tomei were two left on my list as well. I was also prepared to take Anne Heche if need be. I figure some of my harem may need some woman lovin' too.

[Dave Davis]

Maura Tierney made my "almost" list as well. As did:

Melina Kanekaredes
Heather Thomas (childhood crush)
Melinda Clarke (of "Killer Tongue" fame)
Sofia Milos (the female mob boss on "The Sopranos")
Kiana Tom (i like hardbodies)
Debi Mazar
Claudia Schiffer
Lauria Holden (X-Files' Marita Covarrubius)
Sanaa Lathan
Julie Warner
Kelly Lynch
Drea de Matteo (Adrianna on "The Sopranos")
Kim Delaney

if only we got 20 picks...

[LowShot]

Sofia Coppola and the girl that plays Meadow Soprano were two more that I would have taken..

[trippingbillie41]

According to imdb, Meadow Soprano, known in real life as Jamie Lynn Sigler, had never appeared in any movies. So her sexiness would have been ineligible anyway.

[Neil Bung]

I believe Sofia Coppola WAS taken, wasn't she?

Forgot about Julie Warner. I meant to include her, but forgot when I was amassing a written list.

Gotta say the one that shocks me is Rebecca deMorney. I would have figured her not only for the draft, but for the first couple rounds.

Seems that Maura Tierney is turning into a universal 11th round pick, though...

[LowShot]

I thought I saw that Meadow (Jamie) was in a film in her little biography on the Soprano's DVD set, but I could be mistaken.

And yeah Sofia was taken.

And yeah Maura is that perfect 11th round pick.

[Wheel99]

Hey Neil. Ms De Mornay was taken by yours truly. I would not let that lovely go unpicked.

[This message has been edited by Wheel99 (edited 02-17-2001).]

[Neil Bung]

Well, good. Believe it or not, I actually feel better about that, Wheel. She deserves to be on the list. Must have missed your pick.

[Innocent X]

I like hearing that my selected ladies have cool, confident things to say. Julie Benz, from the new FHM:

She...had to refuse a call back for Eyes Wide Shut because she would have to be videotaped topless. "If you’re giving me a paycheck to take off my clothes, that’s one thing," she explains, "but if I have to take off my shirt to get a job, that’s when I become a whore. I have no problem doing nudity, but I’m an actor first. If you want somebody who has great tits, then go get a body double. Not that I don’t have great tits, because I do."