The Five Hottest Ineligible Chicks

[Innocent X]

1. Josie Maran (model) http://www.geocities.com/frankiecastle/josiepj3832.jpg

2. Gisele (model) http://www.geocities.com/frankiecastle/giselebundchen54.jpg

3. Britney Spears (singer) http://www.geocities.com/frankiecastle/britney9.jpg

4. Gwen Stefani (singer) http://www.geocities.com/frankiecastle/gwen_stefaoni10.jpg

5. Alycia Purrott (Mtv's Jailbait) http://www.geocities.com/frankiecastle/APurrott.jpg

[LowShot]

British model Nicola Willoughby..


http://formenmedia.ign.com/media/news/image/babe/nwilloughby2.jpg

[trippingbillie41]

I don't find Gisele attractive at all, but that's just me. Y'all need to add JULES ASNER (E! channel) and CATHERINE MCCORD (Loveline) to that list. They've only done TV movies up to the cut-off date.

[LowShot]

I don't find Britney Spears attractive at all, personally. I was suprised she wasn't drafted though since she has a movie coming out. I guess it's not slated to release before June. . .`

[Cosmic Ray]

Ok, in countdown order, my nominations are:

5. Gangsta rap diva and all around ill nana, Foxy Brown:

http://www.technoguide.ch/foxy/pictures/foxy3.jpg

4. Supermodel Kim Smith, of Victoria's Secret and Guess? Jeans fame:

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics119/kimS/kimS48.jpg

3. Ok, so I'm not immune to the appeal of Britney either:

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics119/britneyS/britneyS45.jpg

2. Since malinari took my Sofia Vergara, there's always fellow Univision hottie Odalys Garcia:

http://www.undergrounds.com/ug/pictures/Odalys_Garcia/j12y228.jpg

1. And finally, I know I'll probably take shit over this, but it's two days before Valentine's Day, so I'd feel like a total dick for denying it. My number one Hottest Ineligible Chick is...my girlfriend, Melanie:

http://raylehmann.tripod.com/mel.jpg




[This message has been edited by Cosmic Ray (edited 02-12-2001).]

[Carl Cunningham]

Britney Spears is alright, but really... you can see dozens of girls that look just a good or better than her at your local mall on any given day.

Gyrating hips and cheesy bubble gum music should only get you so far http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Innocent X]

I don't know about that. I've been to a lot of malls in my day, seen a lot of hot girls, but none with the total package that Britney has.

[Carl Cunningham]

You need to go to the "right" malls http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Hellblazer]

I know exactly what Carl is talking about, but that's because I live in the South, like him. Once you get past the northern border of Tennessee, hot babes start tending to be more the exception and less the rule. We are blessed, Mr. Cunningham. Never forget it.

[Carl Cunningham]

OH... I never forget. It's hard too when treats are within eyeshot at all times http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Carl Cunningham]

BTW, Hellblazer... let's take bets on how long it will last before someone posts with some kind of shot at the South. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Now, those of us who LIVE here and KNOW understand that there is a stigma attached to "The South". And, rightfully so in some respects. But this region (and Atlanta in particular) has become more progressive and cosmopolitan all the time... even moreso than places like LA and NY in some cases.

I know many CHUDers in here who also live down in the "armpits of Hell" and can't recall any of us being redneck. If so, they would have been SLAUGHTERED http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

I can't explain it, but it's the truth: There are FINE and SEXY women everywhere you go around here.



[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 02-13-2001).]

[countpudyoola]

Not that it needs seconding... but I got one thing to say "NORTHPOINT MALL ON A WEEKEND". I'd also modify the North Of TN statement to North of Chatanooga.

[devilf]

Goddamn Johnny Rebs.

[Carl Cunningham]

I might also point out that Ms Spears herself is from Florida by way of Louisiana.

I'm not messing around. Girls who look like her are a dime a dozen down here. They're just not invited to the MTV Movie Awards http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Innocent X]

I've been to the South and there's not half as many beautiful girls there as I see on a New York City street in say the summer.

In any hemisphere though, Britney Spears is hot.

[Carl Cunningham]

Mike, what say we take our digital cameras to the malls some weekend and prove our point to Mr. X http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[countpudyoola]

That or the clubs.

[Dave Davis]

yeah, we don't have a lot of hot gals here in Boston either. it's not a big college town

[Carl Cunningham]

CHUD would have to charge credit card numbers for those pics, Mike http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[devilf]

I have to concur with Innocent on this. NYC's streets are mobbed with hotties in the summer. Of course, none of them are natives, they come here to get famous.

[Innocent X]

More unavailable hotness.

http://www.geocities.com/frankiecastle/aguilera.jpg

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[Shelby]

My neighbor could be her(CA) twin sister.

[Innocent X]

And you live where Shelby?

[Shelby]

in Texas, where Christina/Britney/Mandy look-likes are a dime a dozen.

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[Carl Cunningham]

Thank you, Shelby! Indeed true!

Innocent... you need to relocate down here my friend http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Hellblazer]

Some friends and I were discussing this very topic the other day. We theorized that since the climate down here is typically warmer for longer periods of time than a good bit of the US, Southern women have adapted over the years to needing less insulation http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

And hell, I work, and practically live on, the campus of the University of Alabama. The hotties around here are LEGION, and they've been taking full advantage of our recent spate of warm weather.

Life is good http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[devilf]

I believe that Christina is from Staten Island.

Or as we in NYC know it - The Rock.

[Neil Bung]

I have it on fairly good authority that while Christina can look decent sometimes on TV and in print, that she is, in fact, quite bizarre-looking and insect-like up close.

[devilf]

And her pussy tastes like shit.

[Hellblazer]

Well there's a reason for that, devil. Repeat after me: "First the pink, then the stink."

Words to live by, my friend.

[Kirby Drummond]

Play this game again.

Gisele takes top honors now:
http://www.msn.it/blipimages/pirelli/january.jpg

I actually took Caprice last year, turns out the film ain't out yet. She's hot:

http://home.arcor.de/hsvaltona/goettin/0401_caprice_bourret_1.jpg

Christina still rules:

http://www.christinanow.com/photos/come_on_over_vidcaps/31.jpg

Gail Porter has a gorgeous body:

http://www.cinema-stars.com/GailPorter/images/15.jpg
And Sarah Shahi. No picture, but the hot hot hot ex-Dallas Cowboy cheerleader is starting an acting career. She's the journalist guy's assistant on Alias.

[Kevin Matchstick]

Ms. Furtado

http://www.genrising.com/entertainment/images/nelly.jpg

[Kirby Drummond]

I absolutely despise Nelly Furtado.

[Kevin Matchstick]

Not 15 enough?

[86]

There can be only one:

http://www.haxorwear.com/shalazar/pics/stills/cc272.jpg
http://www.haxorwear.com/shalazar/pics/stills/cc323.jpg
http://www.haxorwear.com/shalazar/pics/stills/cc327.jpg


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[jabbadonut]

Fools. The most beautiful women on this planet live right here, in Los Angeles. Why, you ask? Think about it.

[Kirby Drummond]

I just find her "nails on the chalkboard" annoying when she opens her mouth, either to sing or to talk.

[Nick Nunziata]

"Not 15 enough" - Priceless.

Gisele is the walking sex. I want her to get a film career going so I can select her NOW.

[japaneseguitar]

Win Ben Steins Honey! Nancy Pimental.

And of course, Charisma Carpenter.

[The13th]

Natalie Imbruglia

The Cuthbert girl from 24 (Elisha?)

[darottens]

Charisma Carpenter was my first rounder until she was disqualified.

Hester, I'm right there with you on Ms. Imbruglia but IMDB gave me no love.

[Dave Davis]

my world would be complete if i could have Kristin Kreuk of "Smallville".

[Seahawk]

Furtado rocks my world.

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[Clarence Beaks]

I'll echo the the sentiments of Dave and hester; I spent way too much time scouring the web in an effort to prove either Kreuk or Cuthbert to be eligible.

Elisha will definitely be good to go next year.

[Kirby Drummond]

I'll jump in on Kreuk too. Very cute.

[Dave Davis]

another i truly wish was available, Japanese megahottie Aki Kawamura...


http://www.chud.com/graphics3/aki_kawamura02.jpg

[Kirby Drummond]

Elsa Benitez

http://www.pocketpcskins.com/images/elsa_15.jpg

[Kirby Drummond]

The skinny chick in Destiny's Child. I love that bitch.

[Poxy Von Sinister]

Must mention my two favorite adult film stars.

Aria Giovanni
http://www.free-nude-pornstars.com/xxx/aria-giovanni-pictures/B_020.jpg

Akira Fubuki
http://www.terra.es/personal7/akirafubuki/43.jpg

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[DJ Dylan]

Lowshot,she is so hot. I thought I was the only one who had that series of pics of Nicola Willoughby.