Discussion 11: Can't Hardly Mate

[Nick Nunziata]

ZZ Top owns you.

[raoul duke]

"Thandie is PURE sexiness, through and through. M:I-2 owes SO MUCH of its "somewhat watchable" status to her. I'd just want to listen to her soft cooing English accented voice for about an hour before she received the piledriver. "

Mikah, that last part adds so much class to the whole draft.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals

[Micah Robinson]

ROLFMAO!!!!

I'm equal parts satin and sandpaper...what can I say? http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Django]

Well this has been one hell of an experiment. Lots of hot totty snagged stretching even as far back as the chick from Dream a Little Dream.

But you have all managed to miss my number one choice.

Cause it ain't Heigl as you were led to believe...

[Micah Robinson]

Well, I'm pretty sure Betty White won't last the 8th round, Django, so it won't be long now......

[The13th]

HAM:
"who would want a shannon doherty on the island"

I WOULD thats why i picked her. if i am really stranded on a desert island i am going to want an assortment of attitudes as well as looks. i am picking all my draftees on a combination of appearance and attitude.

i am sure there have to be some perks to all of shannon's "alleged" bitchiness... http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

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[Nick Nunziata]

Plus, one of her eyes can see over the sand dunes!

[Carl Cunningham]

Well, my tact is... If i'm TRULY stranded on a deserted island with no real hope for escape and/or rescue I want SEXIES to keep my mind (and other things) at ease. Hell, with my fantasy harem being stranded could be viewed as a blessing.

No bills, no work, no hassles, just T & A http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

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[Carl Cunningham]

Nick, ROFLMAO!

[Cosmic Ray]

I think this whole discussion is somewhat silly. You can't truly know what ANYONE is like unless you know them at least socially. Shannen Doherty has a reputation for being a bitch, yes, but do you KNOW her? If not, how can you possibly deem yourself qualified to pronounce judgement on her character?

As to the earlier line about "loose labia cokebunnies," or some such noise, personally, being a stranger neither to coke nor to promiscuity, even if true, I wouldn't consider either charge to be sufficient to rule anyone out of anything. If those are your moral standards, that's fine. No one is asking you to change them. But it's incredibly close-minded to assume everyone must share them. I certainly don't.

Just to add, I DO happen to know one of the ladies chosen in this draft. She was selected in the fourth round -- not by me -- and though not yet mentioned in these rounds of condescension, I'd imagine her public image, based on the films she's done, isn't exactly sterling. That said, she happens to be one of the sweetest, most caring, most reliable friends anyone could ever ask for. I wouldn't know that if I didn't know her, and I wouldn't presume anyone else to know that who doesn't know her. But I would hope that those who DON'T know her would at least have the decency not to judge her based simply on the sort of work she's been offered, or what they imagine her sexual habits might be, or whatever snippets they may have culled from brief interviews, and understand that beyond all that is a PERSON.

And I don't mean for any of that to come off as snippy, but I find it somewhat hypocritical, HAM, that you claim on the one hand to be making a case for choosing women based on their "character," and then show a remarkable lack of it yourself by pronouncing judgment on those you simply don't know.

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[Neil Bung]

Hey, I'd be happy to know a 10th rounder, but knowing a 4th rounder (ANY 4th rounder!) is damn cool, Ray.

But I think the difference is that for some people, it's about how the draftee looks when posed on a page, and, for others, it's about the whole package AS WE KNOW IT. Meaning, how he/she conducts him/herself onscreen in different movies, how that person comes off in interviews (even if they're simply displaying a public persona), maybe the voice, etc.

I lean toward the latter opinion, but I find women I'd NEVER vote for to be very sexy on the pictures threads. They just don't come off that way for me when they're appearing in live action.

I think both sets of criteria are valid. But I like the ILLUSION that my picks are cool as well as visually attractive.

[Innocent X]

Christina Ricci. More milk for devilf's Corn-fed Tittie Team.

You and Carl are really duking it out to see who likes the mams better.

[Cosmic Ray]

By the way, just for clarification's sake, I mentioned earlier that I'm related to Vanessa Marcil. That's NOT the draftee I know. I've actually never met Vanessa Marcil, and from what I know of her, she basically wants nothing to do with the family.

[Carl Cunningham]

"You and Carl are really duking it out to see who likes the mams better."

Truth be told, I get more than enough of that at home. But, yes... I do like breasts. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

Still, all of my picks possess powerful aspects of beauty other than just plentiful chests.



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[Micah Robinson]

Hmmm....

OK, everyone I know is expecting me to go ballistic because Dave Davis took Lena Olin who matters to me personally, more than any woman in this draft.

Eh-eh.

My congrats to Dave. Enjoy. But unless he specifically took her as a bargaining chip to trade with me, I'll never see her. On to other ladies, I say. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Shelby]

Can someone close the current pic thread (its gettin' big) and start a new one? I know I could start a new one, but Im just not as witty as you guys are with the titles http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Smilin' Jack Ruby]

Dammit! Olivia Williams was one of my latter day choices.

[malinari]

Carl's selection criteria seems to be very similar to my own. Though I must admit to having a more personal attachment to Salma and Ali. However, the majority of my choices have been based upon what I find beautiful and fascinating about the physicality of that oh so heavenly creature known as woman. Not that these are all qualities I look for in real life, but those that I personally find very appealing. In the real world personality considerations, compatability, etc all come into play, but here, on CHUD Island none of that matters. Here in paradise I can freely pick and choose as I wish ( excluding all those luscious ladies taken from me by others of course http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif ). So since this is fantasy, why not make it a good one.



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[Dave Davis]

micah, i assure you that the lovely Lena has been on my list of possibilities since the get-go. i was just fortunate enough to grab her first. but you grabbed my Thandie, so consider yourself lucky in that respect

i have to admit, there has been some odd choices in the draft order so far, with some going sooner and others lasting longer than i would have ever expected...

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[devilf]

I didn't take the Draft seriously at first, and as such, shot myself in the foot.

I won't make the same mistake in the movie draft!

[countpudyoola]

Oh hey, DevilF, does this guy look familiar? [deleted]

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[Dave Davis]

but how's the foot?

[devilf]

How'dya find me?

I'm sure Diva has a profile in there too - we all did the SparkMatch here at the office. There was about four days when even less work than usual was done around here as everyone did every personality test we could find.

And I see you're an Independant Good Love Provider!

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[devilf]

And count, you got some catching up to do with me on the Sex Experience.

[countpudyoola]

Damn , yeah since I forgot my password I can't delete that account. I found you as I was bored and wanted to read the other descriptions , never read squid before and there you were. What did you search on to find mine?

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[Jason Pollock]

Breathe Ray. Nobody's passin' judgement on anybody. I wrote what I wrote to cheese a bit and start an interesting discussion-and it worked. Dave made really excellent (and funny) points, Mikah, Carl, Neil Bung, and Lowshot chimed, and apparently, there's going to be a thread at the end about exactly what I was trying to find-reasons behind the choices.

If I did "pass judgement" on anyone, it was me. I asked if my choices were the wrong ones.

And again, not basing this on character-just public perception, which can only be skewed so much.

And having attempted to date formerly drug-addled women with loose labia-(of the model-thin NYC Donna Karan Couture-Sophisto variety, not the tanned-hide LA coke bunny variety) I can say, with confidence, that I do not ever want to be stranded on an island with one EVER.

But, as I labored to make very clear in my previous posts-THAT'S JUST ME.

Relax.


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[devilf]

count, that link brings you into your account, so i was able to poke around.

[trippingbillie41]

Holy crap! Callista Flockhart looks halfway human in that pic Shelby found. I'm impressed!

[Neil Bung]

I'm sure I'm going against the grain on this one, but I actually find Flockhart very cute (granted, a cheeseburger or two would help, but her face has got tons of character). I figured the public sentiment was so against her that I'd have her secure for a late round pick. Oh, well.

[Seahawk]

At least I can screw somebody.

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[Jason Pollock]

Well then! Well done, Seahawk...well done...

???

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[Imperator GAC]

I like Calista, you know, encouraging people, not just girls, to be thinner and healthy is not a bad thing. I hate it when someone like Cameryn Manheim(sp) says it's ok to be big boned. Fuck that! You are fat! and should not be proud. You are going to have a heart attack soon. Do not be think it's ok! Calista may be super skinny which may also be unheatlhy but it's better than being a pig. Am I right? or am I really gonna catch it for this one?

[Micah Robinson]

A pig? Why would you call her a pig?

[Imperator GAC]

I didn't. I called Manhiem one. Even though the Practice is one of my favorite shows and I like her as an actress.

[Micah Robinson]

Why would you call Manheim a pig? That's what I asked.

[countpudyoola]

Boy I'm glad that wasn't my bank account link. DUUUUUURRRRR

[Hellblazer]

I myself think that being plump is far preferable to being underfed, undernourished, and walking around with a case of borderline malnutrition. Dieting and exercising to stay in shape is fine. Starving yourself to the point of losing muscle mass in assinine. And dude, big boned and obese are two entirely different things. Some people have very heavily built body frames. I'm 6 feet, 290, and if i take my shirt off you can see my ribs. If I were to actually lose the 60 or 70 pounds that I'd have to lose to get down to what is supposedly my 'ideal body weight', I'd look like a goddamned monster. Large and unhealthy don't necessarily go hand in hand, and neither do small and healthy.

But hell, man, it all boils down to personal preference in the end. Skinny chicks don't float my boat, and they never have. Obviously you don't feel the same way. Cool. If we ever hit a bar together, we won't have to argue over women http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Hellblazer

[Micah Robinson]

Agreed. I could see calling her fat, because even she refers to herself in such a fashion.

But "pig" just seems to indicate a mean-spirited jab when none is required.

[Innocent X]

Shelby, great pick of Ricci. Very foxy.

[Micah Robinson]

Hellblazer


GREAT FUCKIN' PICK..... http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

I thought I might be able to sneak her in this round or the next, but you got me, mate.

She is the definition of cute/sexy.

[Patrick Sauriol]

So I guess according to Imperator GAC's philosophy, if I'm bigger than him and he's smaller, it's OK for me to pound the shit outta him, right?

[Wheel99]

Nick, Can we get a new Pic post? I dont wan't to overload the last one.(again)

[Cosmic Ray]

Sorry, HAM, no offense intended. I think I just got defensive because I could see comments like yours being made about a friend of mine in this draft -- someone you didn't even mention, actually -- and I think I took them too closely to heart.

By the way, I saw something about Pamela Anderson being available again. I've been out all night and don't have time to read right now to through the whole shebang. Could anyone tell me who it was that dropped out, and who else it was that they drafted that have now re-entered the pool?

[Hellblazer]

I figured Zoe would end up being a sleeper, Micah. I was considering holding off on her for one more round, but I figured my next two picks are a lot more likely to slip by than her.

[Jason Pollock]

It was Rhinestone Cowboy, Cosmic-and the rest of the picks were elderly or dead.

[Jason Pollock]

MOTHERFUCK!!!

Udo nabs MAGGIE GODDAMN CHEUNG!!!

Thought I'd pick her up #9.

"Son of a bitch must PAY."

Nicely done, Udo.

[Imperator GAC]

Hey, I've got nothing against fat people, and I guess using the word pig is insulting and I apoligize. What I'm railing against is anyone who says being Overweight is ok. Like Hellblazer said, he's not in his target weight, but he's health and that's good!

But what I've heard Manhiem say is that being overweight should not be a problem and everyone should not be so image obsessed. If you're big and can't help it (genetics) then fine, but there are too many overweight people in the US that it's being called a crisis! Our kids are growing up with too much food and not enough exercise.

I'm not bashing fat people and if I came off that way, I'm sorry. I'm just shedding light on a problem that many tend to ignore.

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[Carl Cunningham]

I'm just thrilled that no matter what we fuck-ups do, the Draft Gods have been inherently fair in handing out justice. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[trippingbillie41]

steve Murphy must burn in the pits of hell!

Damn, I guess it's my fault. I thought I could sneak her in in round 9 or 10. I guess I'll bump up my other sleeper now. Asshole...

And what part did Erin Bartlett play in Deep Blue Sea??? I don't remember the blonde girl being that HOT! Holy smokes!

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[malinari]

Heaven's to Betsy!! THAT is the blonde from Deep Blue Sea?!?! Watching the movie I was not shall we say...moved by her, but now....Whoa!

[Nick Nunziata]

Not THAT blonde. She was at the beginning I think. The little "JAWS" homage.

[malinari]

Oh, okay. Now I know which one you are talking about.

[flint]

Why does Ludwig deny I exist?

Is this some sort of bizarre Klingon rite that I've been submitted to where I'm just a non-entity to that man.

For the last three rounds he's said that TrippingBillie, then Mikah is up next.

<sniff> http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/frown.gif

[Nick Nunziata]

Go Flint.

[flint]

Have done now, but I should be between TrippingBillie and Mikah, that's my concern.

And that is a wholly unpleasent image... I must go purge myself... http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[trippingbillie41]

Hmm, rather unpleasant indeed. i'm not down with that hot man love. Sorry to disappoint you, mikah. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Thanks for the clarification on the Deep Blue Sea issue, Nick.

And, finally, after Forlani, Hurley, and Kidman had been snatched from me, i have my foreign accent girl. Yes!

[Innocent X]

If Lily Taylor goes, all the High Fidelity chicks will be snatched up.

[Nick Nunziata]

Joan Cusack too.

[trippingbillie41]

Lisa rinna has good BJL's. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Micah Robinson]

Indeed. But she's as sexy as sin. I only ever watched Melrose Place to get as much of her as I could in my system. She's voluptious, sexy, and makes a great accessory to Angelina on my island.

[trippingbillie41]

True. I'm not too hot on Angelina, but if she converts to using that English accent all the time she'll jump way up the ladder in my book.

[Jason Pollock]

CURSE YOU STEVEN MURPHY AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!!!

Ohh, that hurt. Maggie and Carla-EIGHT AND NINE!

My tenth pick remains, only because it's an in-joke that only I will get, no one will EVER pick her, and no one will know or care who she is.

But I'm OUT. Completely. I have no further depths. I have to start digging all over again to find two more women. Curses. This is getting tough.

[The13th]

shelby!!!!

i must give you much props for the excellent picture of meredith salenger!!

that is definitely the best i have ever seen of her.

[Ludwig]

Flint,

Sorry about that man! I misread the order many moons ago...it's TrippingBille, YOU, and THEN Micah...

Fuck, who says krack is bad for you?

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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."

[Steve Murphy]

This is what happens when Natalie is taken from me. All pay for it!

[Hellblazer]

AAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!! I am PUNCHED! Right in the cock, no less!

Carl Cunningham has dealt me a blow the likes of which I have NEVER suffered. I was bloody damn POSITIVE that I could save Nia for round nine. The Plan is now ruined. A pox on you, Carl. You and the House of Cunningham shall pay for this.

Hellblazer

[Nick Nunziata]

It's OK Hell, he meant NIA PEEPLES.

[Blofeld]

He meant Mario Van Peebles

[trippingbillie41]

Hmmm, well i guess it's good that Carl took Nia now, because I have time to regroup. Had Hellblazer taken her from me in the next round, I would have virtually no time.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, right?

Or give up.

[Innocent X]

Well that was interesting. Two picks away and someone grabs the girl I was going to take. Scarab, you are a dick.

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[Hellblazer]

Oh, bitter. Did what I think just happened over in the Round 8 thread actually just happen? That's terrible, but look at it this way; if Scarab had gone on time he would have picked right after me. The sting would have been a lot softer, but Kate would already be gone, regardless.

[Carl Cunningham]

"You and the House of Cunningham shall pay for this."

That is an anti-Irish comment! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

BTW, I will take very good care of Ms. Long... promise. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[trippingbillie41]

Sauriol, you fuckball!!! She was my token redhead, to be acquired after I got my foreign accent treat!

May little squirrels eat away your balls and scratch your eyes out!

but still enable you to update your oh-so-cool website everyday.

[Jason Pollock]

I have come to realize something.

I COULD QUITE POSSIBLY GET THIS SUMMER ALTICE WOMAN TO SLEEP WITH ME!!!

Granted, I don't really like her "look", but I figure if she let Fred Durst spike the football, she'd probably have no objections to another doughy, pathetic white boy tappin' the taco.

No offense to your choice, Kirby-it's just an odd observation. I mean-who DATES Durst?! Ya' kinda' gotta' not like yourself.

I mean-EVERY girl KNOWS why you do time with Azaria-he's gonna' coo to you in Simpsons voices-but DURST?

I mean-I'M a sloppy white kid! I'M doughy! I used to work in a tattoo shop! I'M in a shitty band! LOVE ME!!!

Uh...sorry.

how 'bout that maggie cheung...heh...

(runs away)

[Hellblazer]

"I figure if she let Fred Durst spike the football, she'd probably have no objections to another doughy, pathetic white boy tappin' the taco."


Jesus Christ, I can't remember the last time I laughed that hard.

[Jason Pollock]

"spike the football" is such an adorable visual pun.

I had originally written, "spike the pigskin" but that makes it more jock/sports-oriented and not quite as picturesque.

I'm glad I'm OCCASIONALLY funny.

Between you and Logan, the boards have been crippling me with laughter today.

[Shelby]

Hmmm I always thought Fred Durst was kinda hot. I guess Im weird.

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[Jason Pollock]

Nah, Shel-you're not weird...

'Cause if he's "kinda' hot"-I'M THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE!!!!

LOVE MEEEE!!!!

oops, i did it again...

(runs away)

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[LowShot]

I love you HAM.

In fact you're my next draft pick. . .

[Innocent X]

Well cause you bring it up, Howard Stern asked Summer that very same question: Why does Fred Durst get all the fine ladies because he's not really a good looking guy. She mentioned his hyponotic voice, but the real reason, and something that I know is so important to women, was that when he puts his mind to something, he gets it done. He's an accomplisher. He's highly driven and successful. Chicks dig that.

[yt]

Shelby, thanks for the most excellent Yun-Fat shot. I'd concoct some analogy but what could possibly compete with "spike the football"?

[countpudyoola]

Any chance we're getting to round 9 soon? No sarcasm, really just curious.

[Nick Nunziata]

Today, you keyboardian princess.

[Shelby]

HAM, I actually found some more Audie pics, but the are adult in nature (screen shots from Red Shoe Diaries with a totally see through shirt). I didnt post them for obvious reasons.

So like Nick (or whoever) can I post a link to the pics with like a disclaimer or something? Or should I just forget about it?

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[trippingbillie41]

Shelby, Nick let me post a link to naked Katie Holmes, so I"m sure he wouldn't have a problem with a see-thru shirt.

[Carl Cunningham]

"It is about time I pick some one that has more going for her then big breast."

Personally, I prefer a pair http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[devilf]

It's been forever.

Can I go?

[Imperator GAC]

Malinari and Cosmic ray have gone. I think you can go Devilf.