TRADES

[Nick Nunziata]

Use this forum to suggest trades, or execute them.

[LowShot]

Seahawk, interested in trading Jessica Biel?

[Seahawk]

<as life goes nuclear>

Perhaps...what young thing do you have to offer up for sarcrifice to the great god Seahawk?

just kidding...whatcha got eh?

[Blofeld]

Just a suggestion: if people would update their harems in the Draft Lists thread, one wouldn't have to ask questions like, "Who do you have to trade?"

Will you do that, people? Please??? Update your lists? Thanks. Now I don't have to kill you.

[Seahawk]

Hows a Dunst for a Biel sound?

Yea...it fartetched. But it just might work!

<telepathically connects to Lowshots mind>

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"Hold onta' ya' butts!'

[Mickey Knox]

Carl, I want Alyssa. What can i do to have her?

[Nick Nunziata]

Knox, you'll have a better chance of Carl parting with his human teeth than Alyssa.

[Scarab_X]

Hester, what would you like for Reese Witherspoon? Let's talk man http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Carl Cunningham]

This is true. I would not trade Alyssa for ANY other pick in the draft... including non-humans. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[flyers130]

Flint:

I'd like to work something out for Alyson, so either something straight up or a 2 for 2 would be nice...Lemme know if you're interested in letting her go, if at all...

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[The13th]

scarab,

the only thing that could lure ms. witherspoon from my harem would be the lovely ms. diaz

email me if you like.

hesterthe13th@yahoo.com

[flint]

I'm afraid Alyson is locked in the highest room of the tallest tower on my island.

And I've lost the key!

In all seriousness she was about sixth on my original list, so there are only three babes out there in the islands that I would trade for her. And I don't think I'll be able to trade for them since they were all first round picks!

Plus, I think I have more Buffy the Vampire Slayer cast members than anyone else at the moment! I don't know if I get extra prizes for that or what...

[LowShot]

Seahawk, lemme weigh the scale on Biel vs. Dunst. I'll get back to you on that...

[Steve Murphy]

willko, ol' pal. How about giving me Natalie? Or a trade. Anyone on my list not named Zhang Ziyi is avaliable.

[LowShot]

Same deal for me, willko. Except, I'll trade anyone on my list for her.

[Carl Cunningham]

You two BLEW IT, especially you Lowshot. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 02-05-2001).]

[LowShot]

Yep. I knew not the power of this draft on the first round.

[Wheel99]

Anyone want to make me an offer on Amber Smith?

[Mickey Knox]

OutlawTorn, what can i give you for Tiffany?

[trippingbillie41]

willko,

I want Joey Lauren Adams. Anyone on my list without the name Rebecca Romijn or Katherine Heigl can be yours.

[Hellblazer]

Udo, I've... acquired Gina Gershon, and it would be nice if I could put together a Bound two-pack. Any chance of me being able to rescue-- uh, I mean, trade Jennifer Tilly away from you?

Hellblazer

[Carl Cunningham]

I like the way you think, Hellblazer. In fact, I'd be willing to help you locate the "Lesbian Love Coordinator". http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Seahawk]

Lowshot: I'm pulling outta our discussion deal..I gotta have my Biel.

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[Innocent X]

Imperator GAC, is Katie Holmes available?

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This is our concern Dude.

[udo1]

Hellblazer- sorry man I just can not let go of Ms. Tilly, there is a method to my madness
again sorry but no

[LowShot]

That's cool Seahawk, I just decided to hang on to Kirsten as well. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Imperator GAC]

Innocent X,

Yeah, but the only chick I want from you is the peachy keen Ms. Hewitt herself and I have a feeling you'd rather watch Battlefield Earth than give her up!

[Innocent X]

Fair enough.

[Hellblazer]

Arrrgh. You wound me, udo, but believe me, I understand. And hell, I've no right to complain. It's my own fault for not snatching her up sooner.

Hellblazer

[udo1]

well thanks for understanding Hellblazzer, ya know I bought bride of chucky because of well I am sure you can guess right?

[Hellblazer]

Damn, dude. That's love.

[Innocent X]

I'm looking to trade one of my ladies for someone's ninth round pick.

[Nick Nunziata]

She's probably too low on your list, but Ali Larter is one of my last year picks I really wanted.

I'd give up my 9th rounder for her lifeforce.

[Carl Cunningham]

Conversely, my 9th rounder can be yours for Natasha Gregson Wagner.

[Innocent X]

Yeah, I probably don't want to give up those two for what I'm looking for.

They are my best bait, but I think I'll see if maybe anyone is interested in my lower rung chicks for their ninth rounder.

[Hellblazer]

I'll trade you my 9th round pick, IX. But the only thing I'll trade it for is Jennifer Love Hewitt.

[LowShot]

I also will give you my ninth round placement for Natasha Gregson Wagner. And I'm higher up in the list than Carl http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Carl Cunningham]

LowShot will be punished http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Innocent X]

Low, would you take Brooke Langton for that spot?

[TheOutlawTorn]

Sorry Knox, Tiffany stays in my dungeo....uhh, harem. Right.

[LowShot]

Yeah, Innocent, that's a deal.

[Hellblazer]

I'm going to follow the spirit if not the absolute letter of Nick's above edict and start round nine of the draft at 11 am central time. Be ready or be fucked.

Hellblazer

[Innocent X]

Lowshot and I have agreed to make a deal. Myself parting with Brooke Langton for his 9th round selection.

[Murph]

Ok Time to make some trades.
I have a list of babes that were snached out from under me and I want them!!
Amanda Peet (Neal Bung)
Ashly Judd (Legless Dog)
Jenifer Connlley (Cosmic Ray) yeah right
Keri Russell (Scarab_x)
Kristy Terlington (Steve Murphy)
Monica Belluci (Malinari)
Stacy Senchez (Patrick Sauriol)
Let me know if any one wants to make a trade.

[Innocent X]

Does the guy who has Tara Reid want to trade her to me? I think the only way I can stomach taking a handoff from Carson Daly (J Love) is if I'm nailing his current fiance behind his back. Let me know.

[This message has been edited by Innocent X (edited 02-15-2001).]

[Neil Bung]

Sorry, Murph. Amanda stays where she is. Which is not to say she should stay in "Saving Silverman." She should get the hell away from that rotten movie.

[devilf]

Who will you guys give me for Carl Cunningham?

[Innocent X]

I'll give you one of Jennifer Love's pubic hairs.

[devilf]

Only if I get to pick it from between Carson Daly's teeth.

[Innocent X]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Imperator GAC:
Yeah, but the only chick I want from you is the peachy keen Ms. Hewitt herself and I have a feeling you'd rather watch Battlefield Earth than give her up!

Hey Imperator. Would you swap Katie Holmes for a chick not named Jennifer Love Hewitt on my squad if I deal you my sixth round pick in the movie draft for your seventh round pick, meaning you would move up like 25 spots. Or something like that?

[A-Pathetic]

Hey, hey, hey. Maybe I'm WAY off here, but how can you make a trade that jumps into the next draft? I was under the impression that they were mutually exclusive entities.

[Innocent X]

Left leg, right leg, they call it walking.

Seems perfectly legit to me.

And fun as hell.

[Imperator GAC]

Innocent, now that I would consider, but how is this draft going to be resolved? Will it be? I know it's all for fun, but the sense of competition is what makes it fun and I'd like to know how it's going to end before doing anything.

Man, we take this too seriously.

[Innocent X]

I don't think Nick decided on a way to predict a "winner." Not sure there really could be one. It's so subjective. To me, it's a bragging rights thing, a way to use these chicks/movies in conversation. And I just like the excitement of drafting and gambling and trading of course.

So get some ideas in mind and when the six round rolls around in the movie draft, we'll talk turkey as they say.

[Nick Nunziata]

Innocent...

We tried my way. It's been Paul.

Free free to implement your elaborate time based drafting timetable in hopes of pummeling the troops back into shape.

[Innocent X]

Cool, I'll be the muscle.

Starting Round 4 as only 2 people, plus Mickey Knox (twice) is left.