Discussion 9: Season of the Bitch [Archive]

Carl Cunningham

02-02-2001, 08:48 PM

I'm just glad others appreciated Natasha Gregson Wagner as well. She didn't even get drafted last year! But, she was HIGH on my list then... I just managed to get 10 of my top 15 in my depth chart last year. When it came to Round 10, it was between her and Jenna Jameson. And, well... you gotta have a dirty girl every now and then http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

As far as the voting... I expressed some ideas to Nick, but all of that is up in the air at the moment. I'm sure he'll decide something soon. But we're only half way there... no reason to worry about that just yet.

Just all kneel before me and my harem of horny harlets! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

Nick Nunziata

02-02-2001, 08:53 PM

Which idea?

Carl Cunningham

02-02-2001, 08:59 PM

Having all of the draftees (42 of us now) each vote with their list of the best Harems from 1 to 41 (you can't vote for your own). Then we also have about 20-30 folks from the site who didn't participate in the draft vote the same way (1 to 42). A first place vote counts for 42 points, 2nd place... 41, and last place gets 1 point, and so on.

You add all of the points up and it's simple: the higher the points the higher the ranking. It's scientifically proven to reflect the true "winner" in the eyes of the voters. This is how it is done for rankings in college sports, for voting on baseball awards, hall of fame, the Oscars, etc.

It would be a task, but I'm willing to help.

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 02-02-2001).]

Wheel99

02-02-2001, 09:02 PM

Sounds good Carl. I will send you my stack of $50's. You know, To keep it "fair" Wink wink.

Carl Cunningham

02-02-2001, 09:03 PM

Sorry, I don't live in Broward or Palm Beach County Florida http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

raoul duke

02-02-2001, 09:18 PM

So we rank each of the 41 lists? I don't know about you, but that sounds like a rather tedious event.

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Carl Cunningham

02-02-2001, 09:29 PM

How else do you propose we do it while reflecting "true" rankings? If everyone just picked their Top 5, it would actually be more complicated to come up with the "final" Top 5 and lots of folks would be left out.

If I'm #39 in the minds of everyone else, I want to know. It's part of the fun of the draft... everyone else's tastes vs your own.

I don't know. It was just a proposal.

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 02-02-2001).]

Ludwig

02-02-2001, 11:32 PM

Wheel99,

hehehe...I have tons of women on my list that NO ONE WILL PICK EVER...some of them were on NBC, some were in movies in the Eighties, all except Anna Paquin are 80's stars (Twin Peaks was 1989 so Madchen squeaks in...bonus!). Anna and I have a special relationship...

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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."

raoul duke

02-03-2001, 12:09 AM

Because she was born in the 80s?

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Patrick Sauriol

02-03-2001, 05:21 AM

Shelby, I so thank you for posting that 70s porn star hairstyle photo of Julianne Moore. You made my 8 minutes.

Scarab_X

02-03-2001, 06:51 AM

Damn you Cosmic Ray, Marla Sokoloff was my backup just in case Tara Reid wasn't chosen.

While I hadn't actually SEEN her in anything, I happened to catch her and Mena Suvari and some other chick introducing videos on MTV recently, and Marla's voice hooked me.

She's got a sexy, sultry little voice. :)

Wheel99

02-03-2001, 12:07 PM

Hey Nick. What is the ETA of when I can pick? We are going on 24 hours from the last pick. Are we on a hold till Monday? Let me know because I want to screw up Ludwigs draft and Pick Mrs. Garrett.

TheOutlawTorn

02-03-2001, 05:42 PM

Tiffany-Amber-Brittney-Jennifer-Theisen is MINE (in theory)! But, uh, HAM's name is on the pic. Just stating my claims people....

Shelby

02-03-2001, 07:32 PM

sorry 'bout that http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif I fixed it.

Nick Nunziata

02-04-2001, 03:38 PM

Let's get this shit moving! Trading time may begin now.

trippingbillie41

02-04-2001, 08:36 PM

Yeah, let's get round 6 rolling soon. I found a smokin' hottie last night that I want to add to my superteam quick like!

Is anyone really eager to trade yet? I'm pretty happy with my list right now, with the exception of Shannon Elizabeth not on my team.

Wheel99

02-04-2001, 08:55 PM

Hey Nick,

Blofield picked and DJ Dylan and Eli Cross are notoriously late. Any idea of when I can pick?

Nick Nunziata

02-04-2001, 09:21 PM

go ahead.

Seahawk

02-05-2001, 01:42 AM

Diddly Dang it!

Anyone know if my Coleen Haskill is legit for the draft? I know she is shooting a movie with Ben Stiller and things...

So Sorry...I'll go run myself into the wall 23 times for punishment.

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TheOutlawTorn

02-05-2001, 08:21 AM

She's all yours. "Animal" starring Ms. Haskill and Rob Schnieder (?) comes out this May, I believe.

countpudyoola

02-05-2001, 10:32 AM

Ok Nick, I'm back for lovings. Glad I got my JANE MARCH and Alicia. Homina homina

flint

02-05-2001, 11:58 AM

God it's moving slowly today, four people can go and no Round 6 movement in over two hours.

Has everyone just mitched off work today or is the problem the fact that everyone has run out of babes?

Nick Nunziata

02-05-2001, 12:03 PM

Flint:

"Has everyone just mitched off work today"

Is that a real saying in the UK? If so, I'm packing my bags to head there NOW!

flint

02-05-2001, 12:10 PM

It's a real saying. You won't find it in any dictionary, but it's common slang (especially up north and in some parts of Ireland). Do a search on the web, you'll turn up a couple of sites with the phrase in it!!!

devilf

02-05-2001, 12:23 PM

Where does it come from?

Who is Mitch, and did he often skip work?

flint

02-05-2001, 12:35 PM

devilf, I thought only the newbies were allowed to ask who Mitch was? http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

I've just done some exhaustive, two minute, research on the phrase (which I use all the time and have never thought about once), and have discovered that it is primarily Irish (Dublin) slang and is associated more with skipping school than work. No one on the web has any clue other than that where the word came from!

Anyway, can I draft yet or what?

Ludwig

02-05-2001, 12:35 PM

I just snagged Madmartigan's main squeeze, the delightful Sorsha (Joanne Whalley). Read it, and be dismayed!

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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."

trippingbillie41

02-05-2001, 12:57 PM

flint, GO!!

I always thought Sorsha was hot. However, I've pulled another WB hottie from the pool. Sam from "Popular." Oh, those lips! Oh, those eyes! Oh, that body!

Hate me now!

Blofeld

02-05-2001, 01:05 PM

Any ranking of lists must (IMHO) factor in the draft order. Having as wonderful a collection of babes as I do is amazing given that I'm number 37 on the draft list.

BlackCrowe

02-05-2001, 01:52 PM

Ok.
Question....
Ive been reading through the Draft, and one aspect of it makes NO DAMN sense.

We have a guy and a girl choosing MEN.

The reason it makes no sense:

The idea was a competition for the most coveted women, and then a vote on who beat out the others to have the greatest babe harem..........
With only 2 people pickeing MEN, #1 They have no competition- Might as well pick all 10 choices up front, no one ELSE is gonna pick them! and 2 I doubt the people voting are gonna choose one of the MEN lists as the best.

If there are enough woman ( and men) who want to choose men, a SEPERATE DRAFT would make more sense.

I hope that made sense.

Nick Nunziata

02-05-2001, 01:58 PM

Well, I think it's great. Adam's picked a guy. FFG has a nice mix. Y.T. is a lady. Carl may pick a guy and Steve's banking on Kane Hodder being available for his 10th rounder.

First and foremost is to have a list.

Who gets picked by the masses may surprise us all. Next year, we'll have a more eclectic mix (People will pick animals!).

Right now, just enjoY!

Adam McAllister

02-05-2001, 02:01 PM

Benji is mine!

Neil Bung

02-05-2001, 03:06 PM

Does that mean animals are definitely out for this year, then?

LowShot

02-05-2001, 05:01 PM

Nick, I love the Jerky Boys.

Blofeld

02-05-2001, 05:03 PM

Lowshot meant to say, "I love jerking boys."

TheOutlawTorn

02-05-2001, 05:05 PM

Fear not friends, I have a few men-folk on the way. They are all quite nice, I assure you.

Steve Murphy

02-05-2001, 05:16 PM

This discussion has become rather troubling...

Blofeld

02-05-2001, 05:19 PM

You came to the wrong neck of the woods, Stevie-boy. You're gonna squeal like a pig...

trippingbillie41

02-05-2001, 05:34 PM

Carl, you go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

Man, I was banking on her for my next round pick. I should have taken her this round, but my sudden lust for Ms. Pope blinded me.

Carl Cunningham

02-05-2001, 05:49 PM

Well, I plan to go blind a different way, my friend. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

TheOutlawTorn

02-05-2001, 05:57 PM

Well, so much for my round sixer.
Carl, you fucker!

Ahh well, time to unleash my sweet, oily, men beasts upon you! HAHAHaha....um, oh shit.

<sound of car cranking, tires squaling>

Carl Cunningham

02-05-2001, 06:01 PM

Damn, am I glad I didn't save her for next round. I was torn between her and another treat and it almost literally came down to a coin toss (won't tell you what I ended up tossing). Lucky me. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

Micah Robinson

02-05-2001, 06:06 PM

You know, Carl, I was thinking about her several rounds back, being familiar with her work in The Glimmer Man, but as I looked at her a while ago (and this is not a slam on her, just a personal quirk of mine), it seemed that she looked like a younger Kathie Lee Gifford with breast implants.

Then I HAD to cross her off my list quickly.

trippingbillie41

02-05-2001, 06:52 PM

Hey, that reminds me, Kathie Lee is still up for grabs. I call dibs! She's old and as annoying as a million Gilbert Gottfried's, but, so help me, she has a nice rack.

LowShot

02-05-2001, 06:57 PM

DAMN YOU INNOCENT! I totally forgot about Brook Langton! She bested my balls in the Replacements.

countpudyoola

02-05-2001, 06:58 PM

One thing this draft is teaching me is that no matter how obscure I think an actress is she'll get picked if I leave her for later. FREAKING SECTOID STOLE MY COXXXX!!!

raoul duke

02-05-2001, 07:01 PM

I think picking regis is a better choice.

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Innocent X

02-05-2001, 07:16 PM

I enjoy upsetting you Lowshot.

Trade her for Kirsten Dunst?

raoul duke

02-05-2001, 08:57 PM

I think ludwig has the monopoly on obscure women.

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TheOutlawTorn

02-05-2001, 09:20 PM

JENNIFER TILLY!?!? WHY GOD WHY!? CHARISMA CARPENTER?! SHIT!

You assfeet have crossed the line! Asia, Rhona, Julie...does any one see a pattern? Jennifer was a lock! Fuck!

That's it, Im goin' for the men.

Carl Cunningham

02-05-2001, 10:39 PM

"as I looked at her a while ago (and this is not a slam on her, just a personal quirk of mine), it seemed that she looked like a younger Kathie Lee Gifford with breast implants. Then I HAD to cross her off my list quickly."

But even Kathie Lee is younger than Lena http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

In all seriousness, Kathie Lee NEVER looked as good or had as nice a bod as Nikki Cox, period. Plus, Nikki is intelligent and has a great attitude. Besides, I do believe that I have nabbed the two hotest red heads in the draft with her and Angie Everhart (unless you count Shannon Elizabeth and Connie Nielsen, who I don't see as true red heads).

I'm a happy cock. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 02-05-2001).]

Hellblazer

02-06-2001, 01:10 AM

Thank you, Shelby http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Carl Cunningham

02-06-2001, 01:15 AM

Shelby, if only you were eligible. Then you'd be forced to post pics of yourself.

devilf

02-06-2001, 01:43 AM

I do know a certain Chewer who was in a Chuck Norris film who will be a 10th round pick..

Innocent X

02-06-2001, 01:51 AM

Helen Hunt?

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Neil Bung

02-06-2001, 01:55 AM

I dunno, Carl. As far as redheads go, I'd put Alicia Witt on a good day (admittedly, there are some photos of her out there that are less than stellar) up against Cox, who has a great body, but is somewhat 'eh' in the face dept.

Actually, I'd put virtually anyone up against either of them, since that's quite a visual.

Connie Nielson should permanently go redhead. She outclassed Charlize Theron by about a million percent in Devil's Advocate.

In what movie does Shannon Elizabeth have red hair?

Innocent X

02-06-2001, 02:02 AM

Well when you're getting fucked vaginally and emotionally by the devil, you're not exactly in your top form.

But on real pavement, not many chicks outclass Charlize Theron.

Jason Pollock

02-06-2001, 04:00 AM

Define "class" though...

Patrick Sauriol

02-06-2001, 07:57 AM

Is Bubo a girl mechanical bird, or a boy mechanical bird?

DJ Dylan

02-06-2001, 10:03 AM

wow,i think everyone here has gone faggoty on us,guys,why guys.though i do agree with raoul,take REGIS people!!!!!!

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...And now for something completely different!

Innocent X

02-06-2001, 10:16 AM

Well first the "outclassing" done in Devil's Advocate is based purely on character. Nielsen was a sophisticated international lawyer and Theron was a white trash automobile impounder from Florida. So if you define class as the grace and assuredness that you carry yourself, sure, Nielsen outclassed Charlize in that film.

But if you've ever seen Miss Theron at the Oscars or the Globes or some other event, you know that she is one of the most graceful and confident ladies in the business, a truely glamorous movie star at time when there are few. Which would also lend some credence to her ability as an actress since she is able to hide her true persona while in character, as she did in Advocate.

Neil Bung

02-06-2001, 10:41 AM

Actually, since I was in sexist pig mode, I was considering looks alone. In fact, I'd say Nielson in that movie looks better than Theron in general, even when Theron's not playing trailer trash. I mean, she's undeniably beautiful by most standards, but just not my cup of tea.

But, of course, all this stuff is subjective. As far as actual "class," I'm sure they're both very nice people. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Nick Nunziata

02-06-2001, 10:47 AM

Sadly, FRIGHT FLICK GUY has withdrawn from the draft. Starting in round 7, his assortment of guys and gals will be available for the taking starting with HELLBLAZER.

Hellblazer

02-06-2001, 11:01 AM

Ooooh. In that case, Nick, you may want to disregard that e-mail that I just sent you. I need to go back over FFG's list.

Carl Cunningham

02-06-2001, 11:09 AM

Hellblazer to choose Braden Fraser in next round!

Carl Cunningham

02-06-2001, 11:12 AM

Estella Warren...SNATCHED!! You fuckard!

Oh well, I had some SMOKIN' pics of her treats all ready to go http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

Nick Nunziata

02-06-2001, 12:42 PM

Carl, you said you wanted to steal a Quarren, not Estella Warren!

Innocent X

02-06-2001, 01:15 PM

Why do people sign up for something that they aren't going to follow through on? It's fucking stupid. Thank god I don't have the hots for Joaquin Phoenix or I'd be really pissed.

Dave Davis

02-06-2001, 01:30 PM

continuing the conversation in the Draft thread about accepting Thalia, i don't recall seeing anything in the initial rules about whether the movie was foreign or direct-to-video or whether it's actually seen by anyone. the rules only state the actress has to have appeared in "a film" and it can't be just a porno. further stipulation probably should have been made at the beginning, but i don't think it should be brought into question in the 6th round. of course, that's just my opinion

flint

02-06-2001, 01:31 PM

That's a little unfair Innocent, we don't know why Fright Flick Guy backed out. There are a number of things slightly more important to me than this draft... (well, three actually) but stuff in the real world can always intrude.

Unless it's Hellblazer setting up multiple accounts so he can grab a higher percentage of babes than the rest of us... Grrr.... We're watching you.

Hellblazer

02-06-2001, 01:55 PM

I'm watching Carl, too, after that Brendan Fraser crack. Give me a break.

That Billy Zane fella, on the other hand... http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Hellblazer

Innocent X

02-06-2001, 02:00 PM

I really don't know what life issue could stop you from coming to a message board once every three days and naming a girl (or a guy) you want. Doesn't seem to be that big of a commitment. But whatever.

A better solution could be rattling off a list to Nick of 20 people and say, use whoever is not picked please.

What's unfair is someone getting into this draft and picking a chick that say I want right before I was going to choose them and then later dropping that chick off because they quit and then that chick falls into the hands of those at the top of the draft board. So I get fucked over because someone wasn't interested enough to play till the end. Totally unfair. It's not really a concern in FFG's case to me because of his type of draft picks, but it's a possibility with someone else.

If we continue to do these drafts, this sort of half-assed interest should be eliminated beforehand. Yeah, this is supposed to be stupid fun and it is, but the most fun I'm having is enjoying other's interest in this thing, how involved they are getting, in seeing who they come up with. It's a competition. When someone isn't being competitive or drops out, it taints the whole process and lessens the enjoyment for me.

And it's going to affect things ten-fold when we do a movie draft because I'm betting people are going to take that even more seriously. Can you imagine if FFG had a handful of great movies people wanted and then all of the sudden dropped out, leaving prime-time picks at the hands of the top of the draft board? What if he picks Star Wars right before you were going to go? Way more bellyaching will occur than with chicks.

If FFG had to leave, that's his business, I hope it's nothing serious, but either the interest of the player needs to be assured before the draft, or the rules need to be altered for when people drop out because we are setting ourselves up for some real bitchfests once the movie draft occurs.

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Micah Robinson

02-06-2001, 02:02 PM

Dave, I agree with you, HOWEVER.....

What is "a film"? Can you pick any actress out of any TV series that was compiled on home video or DVD recently? How do we know that wasn't the case with the chicks like Peta Wilson and Thalia? Their "films" could have been TV efforts in their respective countries dumped to home video. All I know is that you can't order the Peta Wilson stuff on VHS or DVD to check.

I know my position may be precarious being that I was personally involved in the OTHER draft controversy, but my point remains the same.

I want us all to have plenty of fun, and obscure picks are welcome, but not so obscure that no one can actually see their work. You could walk into any Blockbuster right now, and rent a film that was released theatrically that has any of my 6 picks in it. For some people, you could order their films off of Amazon. But if there is no way you can actually see the "movie" work of these actresses, it seems a little dubious to me.

But again, I moved to allow the pick. I just wanted to raise a few points while doing so.

Dave Davis

02-06-2001, 02:47 PM

again, i just think that all should have been stipulated before the draft began, not during. since the guidelines were fairly elastic, some of the choices are bound to be questionable. for instance, what about a movie like "Rogue Trader" or "A Murder of Crows", which has stars like Cuba Gooding Jr and Ewan MacGregor, but winds up premiering on cable? are they therefore not "films"? if you're not going to define it ahead of time, you can't really hold anyone to an interpretation of the vague term as it is.

the guideline i am using is that if it's listed on IMDB and it's not a TV series, it's a film and therefore eligible, regardless of whether it's foreign, direct-to-video, or culled from BBC episodes

Nick Nunziata

02-06-2001, 03:00 PM

And it is written. Folks, follow Dave's comments to your male or female prize.

malinari

02-06-2001, 04:14 PM

Crap!! My turn is coming up soon and I am torn between two very lovely ladies. What to do, what to do....I only wish I had this kinda problem in real life!

Murph

02-06-2001, 04:15 PM

Nick can I go?

Innocent X

02-06-2001, 04:59 PM

Lowshot, you better get your girl in line:
http://www.spidermanhype.com/cgi-bin/archive/fullnews.cgi?newsid981483462,41210,

Carl Cunningham

02-06-2001, 05:17 PM

Innocent, I understand your frustration. It's annoying when people bow out and confusion ensues (as was sorely evidenced last week).

HOWEVER, I actually CAN think of several reasons that would keep folks from staying in tune with the draft consistently. For example, my mother-in-law has terminal cancer and it could really be any time when THE PHONE CALL happens. God forbid, if/when that happens you bet your ass I won't be around for several days... no matter WHAT is going on online. Websites be damned (including my own), priorities come first. And if I came back and saw a post like yours to Fright Flick Guy I would be MORE than pissed off and offended.

This is a GAME... it is FUN. Yes, those who take part need to make the committment. But if something happens and someone drops out let's PLEASE try to give them the benefit of the doubt. There really ARE a zillion things more important.

That said, this is STILL a fun treatin' part of my day. Nick has created a fun as hell (and mostly benign) monster that we all devour happily. And while we've had our minor bumps here and there it's been going on quite smoothly, IMHO. I'm having fun, and I'm sure you are too.

Now, back to the GOODS http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Nick Nunziata

02-06-2001, 05:19 PM

And I'll casually mention that FFG was making a very diverse little talent pool of MALE and FEMALE actors, and there have been a few very unsubtle responses to such. Show a little couth, fellers.

Jason Pollock

02-06-2001, 05:34 PM

Yeah, exactly. How come I get the feeling he left because of some unsavory comment somewhere?

And I like Dave's plan for who's valid. Realize that Dave saves most of you with his ideas, insomuch as if the rules were a little tighter, all of you kids that littered (and I do mean littered) your lists with MAXIM Clam would have nothing but gaping holes-

Quick-name a theatrically-released film that stars Tony Danza's TV brat?

Did I miss the major motion picture that Charisma Carpenter was in?

And lemme' tell you-I hate the notion that some are holding forth that if it is foreign, it doesn't count. That's jsut backward thinking.

Way I figure it, if it was shot on 16mm and got released to tape before television-it counts.

Perhaps I'm flogging the deceased object d' equestrian, but I've come to this late and I see that people are kind of getting outta' the spirit.

Come on, this is fun!

Micah Robinson

02-06-2001, 05:54 PM

Well, HAM, I didn't mean anything by the foreign film stipulation. But aside from IMDB, if you can't rent, buy, or even find a picture of a movie that someone was in, it's kinda hard to prove it exists.

Nonetheless, I agree with Dave, Nick, and everyone else. I don't like changing rules once a draft begins.
I too want nothing but fun.

Oh, and BTW, (and Carl will thank me for this), Alyssa Milano was in Fear, starring Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon, and William Pedersen, which was most certainly theatrically released. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Neil Bung

02-06-2001, 06:03 PM

Well, I hope my initial observation that his list was sort of eclectic had nothing to do with FFG dropping out. I meant to make that as unjudgmental as possible. I was just curious where he was coming from. I gave him props (which I hope came off as legitimate) later for the diversity.

And HAM makes a good point. A ton of the draftees, while very hot, don't have the best track record on the big screen. Actually, if we were going by quality theatrical movies made by these actresses, it would be a WAY different list. I'd have to agree with Dave that everything non-TV on the IMDB goes.