Round 4

[Nick Nunziata]

Hellblazer gets MELISSA JOAN HART (Sabrina).

Go Scarab!

[Nick Nunziata]

Scarab has been emailed and hopefully he'll emerge soon.

LOWSHOT CHOOSES LESLIE MANN (known from George of the Jungle and Big Daddy).

STEVE MURPHY CHOOSES MARIA BELLO (from Payback and Coyote Ugly).

[Nick Nunziata]

Go FFG!

[Scarab_X]

Sweet swirling onion rings, I never expected round three to end so early! Anyway, my numba fo' ho will no doubt be the most sexually talented of my desert island concubinage, the multi-faceted Jenna Jameson.

While most of her resume is, ahem, VIDEO http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif, she has procured a couple of small roles in feature films such as Howard Stern's Private Parts. And I expect her to take a rather large and involving role in my own Private Parts.

Please select your proximal strumpet, Senor FFG.


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[DJ Dylan]

is this still round 3,or has 4 started already?

[Nick Nunziata]

Round 4 has started, hence the title of this thread. Anyone who didn't draft in round three may do so whenever.

5. Fright Flick Guy
6. Legless Dog
7. Raoul Duke

Any one of you, GO!

When I return at noon, I'll cast my next draft.

[Nick Nunziata]

For his round 3 pick, UDO chooses Stacie Randall from Ghoulis 4 and Trancers 5.

[Nick Nunziata]

Dylan, draft your round 3 person now.

[Nick Nunziata]

Rhinestone chooses KIM CATTRALL

[Nick Nunziata]

Well, I'm drafting in hopes of keeping this bastard movin'

5. Fright Flick Guy
6. Legless Dog
7. Raoul Duke...

Go whenever you can.

9. YT, go whenever you can...

MY NEXT PICK IS VANESSA MARCIL, of THE ROCK.

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[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

Well, seeing as YT picks mostly men, I will make my next draft pick also:

MADCHEN AMICK, who played the absolutely delightful Shelley Johnson in Twin Peaks and has since been in a few movies...

TrippingBille, you're up after me, providing the others get around to choosing...

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I will beat you into a thin red spray...

[Nick Nunziata]

Abobo, thanks for waiting (ass). Let's give a two hour period before Tripping Billie (whose pick I have).

[trippingbillie41]

S'alright, Nick. I'll be here. Besides, I haven't really decided who my next pick will be. It's between two lovely ladies, but I don't think I gave you their names. I can pick at 2:00 Eastern time, yes?

[DJ Dylan]

my 3rd round pick is Larisa Oleynik from 10 Things I Hate About You.sorry its late.

[Nick Nunziata]

Fright Flick Guy has chosen the ever impproving JOAQUIN PHOENIX.

[Dave Davis]

impproving: (v) validating the actions of a small gremlin-like creature

[yt]

Anthony Hopkins will now join my harem...

[trippingbillie41]

Gentlemen, please turn your 2001 Maxim calendar to MArch to see my next pick.

SUSAN WARD

She was in some teen horror flick last summer.

flint, come on down!

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[FallenAngel_045]

due to circumstances beyond my control..i am regretfully going to have to end my run on the draft.. not before making my fourth choice though.. Tia Carrere suckers! muhahaha

Nick..i dont know whether im just stuck with a small 'harem' or if your going to divide up my ladies for the unfortunate souls with bad choices left.. but either way

[Innocent X]

Is it even your turn?

[Blofeld]

Fallen -- I believe you forfeit your babes back into the eligible pool.

[Micah Robinson]

Flint has about 20 minutes to make a choice and then it is MY turn.

And now that Fallen Angel's women are re-eligible, I believe I'll be making a "slight" change to who it was going to be....teehee.

[Micah Robinson]

YES.

My turn is up. Fallen Angel's 1st round pick is MINE.

I choose Angelina Jolie.

6 minytes, 6 minutes, 6 minutes, Patrick S., you're on. O-o-on, o-o-on.......

[Innocent X]

I think we need a ruling on that one.

[Carl Cunningham]

Me too... that's called jumping the gun http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Carl Cunningham]

I say the draft is on hold until Nick comes back and straightens some of this shaft out. We can't go on making the rules up as we go along... it defeats all purpose.

[Innocent X]

Nick's going to be psyched about that.

[Micah Robinson]

Indeed, I did jump the gun, you bastards, HOWEVER......

I spoke to Nick, and HE says that my choice is fine and his other women are eligible, but ANYONE else who drops out needs to come to Nick first so that HE can determine when their picks go back in the pool.

To review:

1) All of Fallen Angel's Women (Mia Kirshner, Drew Barrymore, Tia Carrere) are now eligible to anyone after me.
2) If you want to drop out from here on out, GO TO NICK FIRST.
3) Patrick is next.

[Carl Cunningham]

That's fine, but in the better interest of the integrity of the draft, your choice is under protest. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

Seriously, it's not that I care that the freak is gone (she wasn't even on my list) but you basically were awarded a 1st round pick in the 4th round for no other reason than you were next after someone dropped out. That violates the spirit of the draft. What's fair about that?

[Innocent X]

As long as Drew Barrymore is back in the pool.

[Carl Cunningham]

This is starting to lose its fun factor http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/frown.gif

I suppose Flint and/or Patrick are now "on the clock".

I have Mickey Knox's pick (he emailed it to me because I go after him).

I'll be back on later if things are sane.

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[Micah Robinson]

Carl, I can't argue with that.

Timing, and two people (myself and Fallen Angel) jumping the gun lead to me getting Jolie, but that's the way it stands as of NOW. If there is a big outcry about it, I'll deposit her back and make another pick.

I want to have fun like the rest of you guys, and it's not my intention to "steal" this draft away. If I win it, I want to win fair and square.

So again if either Nick (being that he is the ruling authority) OR a consensus majority of drafters demands that I give up the lady, it shall be done.

As was said, Patrick and Mickey Knox are next.

[Carl Cunningham]

Well taken, Micah. In a nutshell, my problem is this:

You would have both the 12th and 13th overall picks in the draft! And for no other reason that LUCKY timing and the fact that you were able to place a local call to Nick on the phone.

Again, it's not that I have a problem with WHO was chosen... it's just the ethics of it all.

Even though this is all for FUN, it IS a contest... and I would feel more than cheated if your list contained two #1 draft picks when compared to mine or everyone else's.

That said... let's try and find a compromise of some sort and work the pants out.

[Blofeld]

I demand that you give up a different member.

[Micah Robinson]

Carl, I agree, but SOMEONE will get two number one picks.

It'll either be me, being lucky enough to have the timing to pick when Fallen Angel drops out


OR


It'll be someone else, being lucky enough to have been chosen at random to be in a position to have first dibs on Fallen Angel's picks, most likely Hellblazer.


Either way, someone is LUCKY and someone gets TWO first round picks.

Does it make a difference which one is the lucky one? I suspect only to myself and whoever the other individual would be.

[Carl Cunningham]

Not necessarily. See my reply in the DISCUSSION thread (which is where we should now move this)

[Dave Davis]

isn't this supposed to be the DRAFT, not draft discussion, topic?

[raoul duke]

Is Drew Barrymore back in? If so she's my pick.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals

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[DJ Dylan]

yes,way to get off topic,can we keep the draft moving?sorry if i sound rude.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[Nick Nunziata]

Keep it moving. Barrymore is yours. Continue.

[flint]

Liv Tyler (has she gone yet? She's not in THE CHOSEN)

I've lost count of who's next in all this excitement!

[Carl Cunningham]

Patrick is up.

[Nick Nunziata]

As is my patience.

[Nick Nunziata]

Patrick has chosen:

Stacy Sanchez. She was in 20 DATES.

[Carl Cunningham]

To keep things moving...

Mickey Knox picks DOMINIQUE "Lolita" SWAIN

[Carl Cunningham]

I choose: CHRISTINA APPLEGATE

Next up is Brian K.

[Nick Nunziata]

Can you update the CHOSEN. I wanna print it and look at the friends.

[LeglessDog]

I'm late.

I'm picking Andrea Parker

Someone else go.

[LowShot]

Since it's been over 2 hours since Brian was next in line, I'm going to go ahead and draft for Innocent X, because he said he wouldn't be around tonight.

So Kirb gets Tamara Mello!

[LowShot]

Just talked to Koukol, and he picks TRACI LORDS!

I suppose that means that these guys can go now. . .

20. Count Padyoola
21. Smilin' Jack
22. Neil Bung

[Neil Bung]

Well, before all the Twin Peaks hotties are gone, I s'pose I better call dibs on Sherilyn Fenn (who, aside from Twin Peaks, starred in plenty of movies, among them the Charlie Sheen classic, the Wraith).

[Nick Nunziata]

Count Padula picks JANE (the lover) March.

Smilin' Jack picks Jane (Go, Ally McBeal) Krakowski.

[Nick Nunziata]

23. Hester
24. Adam McAllister
25. HAM

Go!

[The13th]

lisa kudrow...

completing my "isla de las amigas"



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[Jason Pollock]

And for my next stunt, I would like to choose a girl with a tiny little motor in the back of her Honda.

BRIDGET FONDA, come to me!

And NOW...out for vengeance on a road paved with the blood of the fallen--THE OUTLAW TORN!

[Adam McAllister]

After a little debate, I'll take my 4th in the form of Bridget Fonda...

[Nick Nunziata]

I'll take reading comprehension 101 for $300, Alex.

[Nick Nunziata]

Adam, you obviously have to pick someone else...

OUTLAW TORN CHOOSES JULIE STRAIN.

27. Big Round Sailor
28. Rhinestone Cowboy
29. Dave Davis (No Hangin' Meat)

Any one of these may go!

[Adam McAllister]

I'll take being an ass for $4.50.
Sorry fellas but I was postin' at the same time and therefore couldn't see what old HAM picked.

I'll go another road and take Robert DeNiro.

[BigRoundSailor]

Since Natalie was already taken, I will choose another Star Wars woman.

CARRIE FISHER

I'm sure she would still look good in that bikini, even if she is nuttier than a fruitcake.

[Dave Davis]

gonna go with the lovely, large-breasted JAG queen,

CATHERINE BELL

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

Kristin Davis, I love Sex & the City

[malinari]

Well, by previous example I assume that Murph, Me(malinari) and Cosmic Ray are up...

I choose the Italian beauty Monica Bellucci. She would be a nice choice for Wonder Woman I think. She certainly looks the part.

[Nick Nunziata]

Cosmic Ray chooses Natalie Cigliuti.

[devilf]

Christy Taylor, one of the Sirens from O Brother Where Art Thou?

[Murph]

In doing this I am going to send agent Mulder over the edge.

I abduct Tea Leoni

[Imperator GAC]

Portia de Rossi.

Perfect skin is a turn on. Perfect body is too. And I'll also bet she can tell dirty jokes well too.

[Micah Robinson]

Underground Dweller
Blofeld
Flyers130


...Any of you, GO!

[Nick Nunziata]

Flyers chooses Laura Linney as his next pick.

[Blofeld]

Heather Locklear

[Micah Robinson]

Sigh...since you guys refuse to do this....

Underground Dweller
DJ Dylan
Wheel 99...

GO.

[Wheel99]

Dibbs on Amber Smith! She is a sports illustrated supermodel who has been in American Beauty and Howard Sterns private parts. Yoink!!!!

Udo and Seahawk are after me.

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[Nick Nunziata]

Udo picks A.J. Langer of "Meet the Deedles" and "Escape from LA".

[Underground Dweller]

Sorry I'm late.
I choose Tia Carrere.
She was originaly my 4th pick.
Then she was taken, and now I have her back.
MUA-HA-HAA

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Fear me, for I will spit slimey green goo in your face!!!

[Seahawk]

I just go home from school and she's been runnin (ahem) through my mind all day

the only

claire danes

and i'm spent

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"Hold onta' ya' butts!'

[willko]

oops, late again. dammit.

brittany daniel (from the basketball diaries).

/willko.

[Nick Nunziata]

Closing this thread. Any stragglers from round 4 post your picks for 4 in the round five thread.