Discussion 7: F.I.S.T. Harder

[Nick Nunziata]

Yes, and I too wonder why a fraternity is better than REAL LIFE to some folks.

[Carl Cunningham]

Scares abound.

[Nick Nunziata]

I've lost three good friends to such a thing. You know one of them.

[Carl Cunningham]

Truth be told, they were probably "lost" long before. But I know what you mean.

Who could ignore the power of CHUD and the fun that is the Harem Draft? Especially over the lure of a few beers. Oh yeah, THEM.

[Murph]

If some one could put up a pick off Elle Macpherson and Vanessa Paradis. I am slammed at work and have a meeting to go to.
Thanks

[Shelby]

Well, I guess Ill just keep posting pictures until someone tells me to stop http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Innocent X]

Don't stop S. You have good taste.

We make Round 4 by the end of today????

[Blofeld]

Who is bowing out?

[TheOutlawTorn]

Great Asia pic Shelby, but there's one in particular that I have been searching for for hours. It's a little more breast-oriented. Ill post it if I can ever find the damn thing...

And by the way, 3 fine specimens have just been ripped away from my list. Assholes.

[Blofeld]

Aw, hell ... I was hoping that one of the two who go prior to me would take some off my list, so that I can have an easier time deciding. Looks like it's gonna have to be my choice alone.

[Shelby]

Blofeld said: "Who is bowing out?"

he was referring to the pics I was posting http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Blofeld]

Thanks, Shelby ... and I'm glad you're hanging around. But I was referring to the fraternity parts ... and got the impression someone dropped out of the draft due to their fraternity commitments....

I may be hopped up on goofballs.

[Nick Nunziata]

Was a jab at former Sewer King John Makarewicz. R.I.P.

[Carl Cunningham]

Holy Christ, Ali Landry was taken in the THIRD ROUND!! She was one of my secret weapons, if necessary. My depth chart is still intact, but my back-ups and late round "steals" are being quickly depleted.

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 01-30-2001).]

[Blofeld]

What frat is he a member of? If he's from the one in which I am an alumni, I'll get his ass kicked by international. CHUD comes first!

[DJ Dylan]

at the start of this great draft i had a list of about 100 women,now,because of you selfish bastards,i have MAYBE 60 left.and they keep dropping like flies from my list.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[Jason Pollock]

And my beloved Katie falls to Devin...

[devilf]

To quote Kit Ramsey:

I got you, suckas!!!

[Nick Nunziata]

This round has been more crippling than the first two for me. If this continues, I'll be picking a REAL DOLL in round 8.

[Adam McAllister]

Since it was brought up, Makarachrist called me the other night.
He is doing well for those who remember the lad and still checks the boards from time to time...

Also, if anyone could grab a pic of Julia Roberts, I would be thankful for you and her cleavage.

[Steve Murphy]

Makaratrapped. Truly.

[Carl Cunningham]

Nick, you bast! She's MINE http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

He, Steve... nice seein you two twats at Best Buy. By the way, the DINOSAUR shenanigan worked! A $40 DVD for $20 http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[trippingbillie41]

What Dinosaur shenanigan?? I want to know? If I can get the fancy version for half-price I wanna know. I'm going on a DVD run after work. I was gonna get Mallrats, but if I can get that kind of deal I'll pick up Dinosaur instead.

[Carl Cunningham]

If you live near a Circuit City, go there before Best Buy and grab one of their current ad flyers. They have a picture of the 2-disc DINOSAUR: CE priced at $19.99. However, they do not have it. They have the regular edition for $19.99. HOWEVER, if you take the ad to Best Buy and show the cashier the CC flyer, they will likely price match (normal price at Best Buy is $29.99. MSRP is $39.99). It's probably up to the discretion of the clerk, but the one I went to didn't bat an eye and others have had similar success. Good luck.

Now back to the REAL treats... women http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 01-30-2001).]

[TheOutlawTorn]

Dinosaur over Mallrats? For God's sake, man...

And could someone post a sexier pick of Asia Argento PLEASE!? She looks like she's been up with her father on a drug binge for a few days.

[trippingbillie41]

Nope, no Circuit City here. Hell, we're lucky to have a Best Buy. Mallrats it is. And so there is at least one mention of women in this post....

Claire Forlani looks hot in Mallrats.

[trippingbillie41]

Here's another post about women:

I just saw some screen caps from The Gift....wow....Katie Holmes has perfect boobies...

[Nick Nunziata]

Go see the film. It deserves the love and B.O.

Willko, DJ Dylan, Rhinestone... someone who's due... GO!

[trippingbillie41]

I'd love to see the movie, but Montana sucks ass for getting smaller movies. Although we did get O Brother last weekend... I'll probably have to wait until DVD to see The Gift.

[Seahawk]

I work at circuit..we have kickbutt prices on DVD's and cd's

then again, we always run out because they forget to send us enough sometimes

now...about this draft...its takin' a bit of time eh?

But i shall wait...for my women rock the party that rocks the party!

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"Hold onta' ya' butts!'

[trippingbillie41]

willko, you asshole!

There goes my 6th round pick....

[Wheel99]

And shame on all of you for letting her fall to round three !!!!

[countpudyoola]

10 GODDAMNS! 2 of my treats stolen at the end of Rnd 3. Wynona's big brown beaver and Joey the girl with the boys name and perky mammalian protruberances.

[Seahawk]

I love my ladies...


Now, if they'll ever show up at my house with a few of the others...


ARRRRRRH! I lost Maria Bello?! NOOOOOO!
Damn you people...your all bastard people!
I'm going to go home and..and..bite my pillow!

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"Hold onta' ya' butts!'

[This message has been edited by Seahawk (edited 01-30-2001).]

[Dave Davis]

Steve Murphy seems to be hoarding lookalikes, although i'm not sure if Maria Bello is a clone of Debra Kara Under, or vice versa

[LowShot]

Yes, but I have Leslie and perky nipples, so there.

[Dave Davis]

i don't think i needed to hear about your nipples, Slim...

[malinari]

Hey...I thought people couldn't choose porn stars for the draft even if they have appeared in other forms of film? Someone just chose Jenna Jameson since she was in Howerd Sterns Private Parts. Is this legal for the draft? Just curious...

[This message has been edited by malinari (edited 01-31-2001).]

[countpudyoola]

Yeah I think it was they could SOLEY star in porns, if they do a ligit non-spank film then I'd say they're real actresses.

[malinari]

Hmmm....well that opens up a whole new ballgame then. How about B-movie/Skinemax actresses?

[This message has been edited by malinari (edited 01-31-2001).]

[Scarab_X]

That's not the way it's put in the Rules thread. "These people HAVE to have acted in a film. Porn does not count."

Jenna has acted in a couple of films, including Private Parts and the eminently forgettable crap classic The Dirt Merchant, alongside David "Bud Bundy" Faustino and Anthony Michael Hall.

It was these films I referred to when stating her qualifications for the draft, not her extensive yet thoroughly titillating porn experience.

If I have erred, Nick, publicly flog me at your leisure http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Nick Nunziata]

You're fine. Carl had Jenna last year.

[LowShot]

That's not what you said last night Dave. . .

[malinari]

Sorry, I didn't mean anything by my question at all. Just trying to clarify the rules so that I would know whether or not I could choose one of these ladies that has been in other types of films.

[Scarab_X]

Shoot mal, no problem man. It's gonna be important for everyone to start drafting the B movie chicks at some point, or else people will get desperate and start drafting, like, Nancy McKeon or something.

[Innocent X]

Right in Abobo's eye with that one.

[willko]

jeebus, i'm losing picks faster than amazon.com is losing money. need... to find... depth.

/willko.

[malinari]

Sorry, I didn't mean anything by my question at all. Just trying to clarify the rules so that I would know whether or not I could choose one of these ladies that has been in other types of films.

[Carl Cunningham]

Don't rub it in....

Jenna and many others... STOLEN! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/frown.gif

Man, we are nearing the bottom of the barrel. I for one don't like skanks, so Rounds 5 and beyond may find me drafting animal actors.

[willko]

dibs on jessica rabbit.

/willko.

[Carl Cunningham]

I do have about 20 treats left... but there is no way they will last through a few more rounds. Only a couple are probably "secrets". But then again... Ali Landry was picked in round 3.

[malinari]

Yep. I got Ali Landry. I couldn't resist! There is something about a woman with Dorito stains on her forhead that I find....appealing?

[Scarab_X]

Yeah, I know what you mean about the animal actors, Carl... personally, I've been keeping an eye on that tiger from Gladiator. An impressive pussy there (snicker)...

[trippingbillie41]

Crapola! Maria Bello stolen from me!

I, too, am running out of fine, fine ladies. Now I'm getting nervous, i must employ some strategery for my next pick...

[Smilin' Jack Ruby]

What's scary is that Ali Landry is about to do her big screen starring debut-thing in that Zide-Perry movie "Repli-kate." Can she carry a movie? We shall see.

[Carl Cunningham]

Don't know... but I'd have NO problems with her carrying my throbbing member http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Innocent X]

There's a wonderful image that I can take to lunch.

[devilf]

Just don't get hot dogs.

[Nick Nunziata]

Or COCK.

[Nick Nunziata]

Since it's noon and none of the two in front of me have come to bat yet, I will make my round 4 pick.

[Cosmic Ray]

Hey Nick,

You just drafted my cousin. I think the rules should officially allow me to kick your ass now. :-)

[trippingbillie41]

Vanessa Marcil is hot. I wanted her something fierce when The Rock came out. Nice choice, Nick!

Nick: What time do you want me to go, now that Abobo has chosen? You want I should wait for a couple of those other guys to pick first?

[This message has been edited by trippingbillie41 (edited 01-31-2001).]

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

I just picked MADCHEN AMICK (seeing as YT isn't gay and I am after her)...she is sweet and actually young, unlike my last pick. I like older women, but to appease the chud sewer gods I chose Madchen.

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I will beat you into a thin red spray...

[DJ Dylan]

i hate the fool who stole my woman Katie Holmes,i picked her,3 people too early or so,and thus lost her,damn you all.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[DJ Dylan]

and hell yes Katie Holmes has perfect boobies.i must see them.

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[trippingbillie41]

If Nick doesn't have a problem with it, I'll post the link to naked Katie here.

[Nick Nunziata]

Go ahead, TB and feel free to draft.

[trippingbillie41]

I have drafted.

Reach out and touch heaven.
http://www.picubed.com/babesofscifi/katieholmesnaked.jpg

[willko]

hey, get a pic of katie doing that "i'm looking left and right at the same time like i'm sammy davis jr." thing with her eyes.

http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

/willko.

[Neil Bung]

Adobo! Damn you! I thought she was safe for another round or two.

Makes my next pick easier at least.

And is it just me who finds Fright Flick Guy's picks... confusing? Didn't he/she pick Gina Gershon earlier?

[Blofeld]

Not confusing at all. The hunky men are to take our women.

[devilf]

Blofeld, you think Billy Zane could steal a woman from YOU?!

[Carl Cunningham]

Don't forget to up date the "Draft Lists" thread AFTER you make your picks.

[trippingbillie41]

I remembered, Carl! I'm perfect, that's why all the ladies chosen will dig me the most.

[Micah Robinson]

Fallen Angel's fallen out of the draft.

His women are re-eligible. I suggest you gentlemen check the rounds and see what treats you may find. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

Nick,

UBB allows you to have multi-page threads ya know...so instead of making a new discussion thread you can set UBB to imit a thread to 40 replies then make a new page...that way people aren't getting destroyed by bandwidth issues. Would that fuck up existing threads I wonder? Just an idea...

And Neil, it's about time someone was envious of one of my picks...I thank you!

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I will beat you into a thin red spray...

[DJ Dylan]

YES!!!!!Katie Holmes boobies.finally.thanks man.they really are perfect.saweet

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[Carl Cunningham]

Better yet, check the CHOSEN list!

By the way, is it official? Is Fallen Angel OUT and has Nick agreed that all of his picks are now eligible??

[trippingbillie41]

I told you, Dylan. Very awesome.

[Micah Robinson]

For news on what Nick said about Fallen Angel's pick, check the current draft thread.

[Carl Cunningham]

Ditto for my response.

[DJ Dylan]

i knew theyt were good but not that good.thanks tripping

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"If you can take my bag from my kung-fu grip, you can have it, otherwise, step off, bitch."

...And now for something completely different!

[Carl Cunningham]

Micah's playing this draft like he plays video games (and he knows what I mean) http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

tisk tisk

[Micah Robinson]

Carl read my response in the other thread.

I'm trying to be as fair as I can and I think that my response there proves it.

That should satisfy even you, mate. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

The purpose of the draft is to have fun, and not "win" at any cost. I truly mean that.

[Carl Cunningham]

I know you do, but such a knee-jerk decision would take the fun out of it. In my opinion, we should have just forfeited ALL of Fallen Angel's picks or thought of some other way they could be obtained. We're in the middle of Round 4 and the fact that the next few people (myself included) would be able to choose some of the picks that went in the first few dozen is patently unfair. Again, it's the PRINICPLE of the matter. The fact that you have Jolie does not bother me. But the fact that you were able to get her after 130+ other picks where she could have and WOULD have gun (freudian slip) DOES. Then again, that's just my opinion and we know what that can be worth. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif



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[Micah Robinson]

I know, mate. I feel ya.

But as I said in the other thread, I don't see any difference whether:

A) By LUCK, DRAFT POSITION and TIMING, I get her now.

or


B) By LUCK, DRAFT POSITION and TIMING, someone else gets her later.

[malinari]

In the other thread Carl you said that this would give Mikah the 12th and 13th choices. How did the ranking come about? Just curious is all because I didn't realize there was a ranking until now.

[Neil Bung]

My vote is that regardless of whether mikah has to give up Jolie or not, his picture of her stays up.

Top things I've learned during the draft:

Shelby is a total credit to her sex and picks out better shots of the women than some of the guys do.

Allyson Hannigan is really skinny.

B. Monkey will be rented soon.

Jenny McCarthy should definitely stay brunette.

Though I find Rose McGowan annoying, I can look at pictures of her indefinitely.

I now know who Stacie Randall is. I have no idea if I will ever need this knowledge, but I know.

I may be a total weirdo for taking part in this, but there are apparently a lot of weirdos out there.

[Carl Cunningham]

Not necessarily. There are OTHER options:

1) They are all forfeited forever

2) If someone chooses to draft Fallen Angel's picks they must give up one of their own comparable picks (this is, afterall, a DRAFT!)

3) After all Ten Rounds some form of supplemental draft or trades can take place, but with the total number always remaining 10 on everyone's lists.

[Carl Cunningham]

malinari, in the CHOSEN thread I have been keeping track of ALL of the picks and where they were taken.

[Micah Robinson]

Well, options 2 and 3 are problematic because if you drop any women to get Fallen Angel's picks, then what is to stop others from doing the same for your dropped women.

Only by absolutely eliminating the women from competition could any other solution be devised.

If Nick wants to do that, I will absolutely comply without question.

[malinari]

Gotcha. Thanks Carl.

[Blofeld]

Is Shelby eligible for the draft? With her in your harem, she'd keep finding you beautiful women... Thanks, Shelby!

[Carl Cunningham]

Good call... Then again, if someone wants one of his picks that badly they can forfeit THEIR choice forever. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

There are several ways this can be worked out without destroying the balance of everyone's picks.

LUCK should not determine who wins. The only "luck" involved should be the random selection of the draft order. The winner should be rewarded for good taste and strategy only.




[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 01-31-2001).]

[Micah Robinson]

They all involve destroying women from eligibility which would be unfair to someone who WOULD have picked the uneligible women if they had gotten to choose before the person giving them up.

Either way, it's unfair to SOMEBODY, and someone is unduly lucky.

[trippingbillie41]

Gee, I'm glad I didn't like any of FA's picks that much. look at the chaos.

This post is getting long.

[Micah Robinson]

Also, remember that random selection and timing was what led to me getting Jolie.

Nick picking names from a hat.

Fallen Angel dropping out now.

Me being up when he does.

All are random occurences of equal degrees of luck.