Discussion 6: FREEJACKing.

[Nick Nunziata]

Have at.

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

FIRST!!!! Oh wait, this isn't AINC...

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[Carl Cunningham]

It isn't?!?!

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

Someone has to pick Roseanne Barr immediately. Of all the underappreciated fat women in the world, she is the most deserving of being picked!

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[Nick Nunziata]

Aint it News Cool?

[FallenAngel_045]

nope..and it aint AICN either!

damnit..always beaten to the punch..

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[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

God-fucking-dammit Nunziata:

AIN'T IT COOL NEWS

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[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

And still, Roseanne is available...the mind boggles...

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[Blofeld]

I can't wait to see a current photo of Nancy McKeon. WTF?

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

As a product of the eighties, in particular, eighties television, I cannot help but be enamoured of Nancy McKeon.

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[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

Current picture:
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/julsie103/fan/NMKFAVORITE.JPG

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[Carl Cunningham]

a friend of mine from grade school starred in a TV film with her, rolling around in POISON IVY in order to impress.

The small world continues http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

The most current pic I could find of Nancy (Sept 2000):
http://www.nancymckeonfans.com/angel/angel20b.jpg

She had a guest appearance on "touched by an angel".

[Nick Nunziata]

She looks scared of the Devil.

[FallenAngel_045]

that exact shot is when she first looks into a mirror..and beholds the horror that is her face.. repenting god for makin her look so bad.. and thus causing Nell and company to try and sweet talk her back to the light

[Innocent X]

Nick, that, what would you call it, cinescope? pic of Natasha was my wallpaper for a long time. Nipples exposed of course. Good pic.

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

Carl,

hehehehe...how old was she and your friend when they were in the TV movie? She has only been in one "theatrical release" (read "straight to video") movie (the one i mentioned in my draft pick)...

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[FallenAngel_045]

raoul.. you are a dead man..a dead..dead man

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

Nick,

She is the devil. All actresses on The facts of Life were demons of some kind or another.

[Carl Cunningham]

It was the TV movie POISON IVY (not the Barrymore, Alyssa flicks!) about summer camp starring Nancy McKeon and Michael J Fox before his prime. My friend (Tommy Nowell) played the little nerdy kid with glasses that narrates the show with his diary entries. He has a crush on your gal, who is the camp nurse. So he takes off his shirt (a scary sight) and rolls around in poison ivy so she will have to treat him. Hence the title.

By the way, we were about 12 or 13... and I am still frightened. SHe must have been early 20s or so. It was during the FACTS OF LIFE days.

He then went on to "star" in JASON LIVES: F13 PART 6. At the time, I was an envious soul... but looks like I had the last laugh http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif



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[Carl Cunningham]

trippingbillie, you fuckard! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[trippingbillie41]

I think Nancy McKeon has a new show or TV movie coming out soon. Her pic was in our local tv guide for something. I had no interest so I didn't read the article.

Although I did think she was hot back in the day.

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

You should interview him for Creature Corner! Johnny would love you!

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[Carl Cunningham]

You know... that's not a bad idea if I can get him to talk about it.

[Nick Nunziata]

Come on... CCC's not that bad off.

[raoul duke]

(evil mad scientist laughter)

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[Innocent X]

raoul snatched the 5th Element. Boo.

[Nick Nunziata]

Raoul, just so you know... I mentioned it was your turn a while ago.

[FallenAngel_045]

i was THIS fricken close raoul..i could TASTE the victory..

*mumbles various curses*

now who am i gonna pick..

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

Johnny was a bit depressed at the percieved lack of love towards CCC the other day. But still, B actors are alwasy good. And trippingbille, you are a fucking genius! She is so hot!

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[Nick Nunziata]

B actors feature the likes of people like Jeffrey Combs, Bruce Campbell, and the like.

We're talking grade Y and I think Carl would agree.

[Carl Cunningham]

No. He's grade BB http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

It's more than I ever did though...

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[Ludwig]

Abobo, you are SUCH a loser!

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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."

[trippingbillie41]

Yes, she is hot. Pete Sampras is a lucky bastard.

[Carl Cunningham]

Nick and I are in a never-been-released masterpiece called THE CASE OF THE MISSING PANTS. (enter punchline here)

[FallenAngel_045]

waitasec..so the two of you are in a movie..and atleast one of you doesnt have any pants?

*shudder* remind me never to pick that one up

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[Nick Nunziata]

Case of the missing HAND. It was ass horrible (aside from Me and Carl, of course). He was Holmes and I was Watson.

[LowShot]

Nice call on Natasha Nick!

[FallenAngel_045]

lol hahahah

you..sir blofeld..are my new idol

gotta love the pic

[Blofeld]

My pleasure.

[trippingbillie41]

so does that mean Nick and Carl are eligible in the draft?

YES, my reason to switch teams has finally arrived!

[yt]

Nick, do I have to wait till my next turn or can I just blurt it out right now?

[devilf]

Flint you cocksmoker! I totally assumed Willow would be all mine!!!!!

I have no depth chart! I am ruined!

[Micah Robinson]

YT.......you can go at ANY time.

[FallenAngel_045]

just for the record..what movie was 'willow' from?

i mean..we're supposed to pick people whove been in movies, right?

[Micah Robinson]

American Pie
Boys and Girls
Dead Man on Campus

[flint]

American Pie, 'and this one time, I stuck a flute in my pussy!'

She's such a cutie!

It's that kind of decorum I need I my island!

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[Neil Bung]

Not to mention My Stepmother was an Alien (hey, kid roles count, I assume?)

[trippingbillie41]

EXCELLENT choice, Patrick! Damn, that was a sneaky one.

[Jason Pollock]

Damn-Natty's gone.

And Mike-Oh GOD, did I love Nancy.

You'll never walk alone.

[FallenAngel_045]

ohhh yea... lol.. my brain fails to serve me like it used to..totally forgot American Pie..

[Murph]

Damn you Patrick. I though for sure she would be untouched and I could snag her in the fourth round!!

[devilf]

I have had a crush on Alyson Hannigan for about four years now. She is exactly the kind of girl I would like to date. (As opposed to the controlling, shrill and mean girls I tend to date)

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[Wheel99]

Milla, Natasha and Rose gone!!!! Damn. I knew the third round would be tough. I'm gonna end up with Nancy Mckeon's older ugly sister!

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[Wheel99]

By the way.... I think Nancy Mckeon would have been safe till the 16th round at least.

[Seahawk]

Chart is all shot to hell.

But I have my own secret weapons Mr. Bond...

<insert evil cackling laughter here>

So far, my others are safe.....


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"Hold onta' ya' butts!'

[Micah Robinson]

Don't listen to Wheel, Mike/Ludwig/Abobo.

Nancy McKeon would NOT have made it past the 14th round, and everyone here knows it.

[trippingbillie41]

My girlfriend has the same underwear Natasha Henstridge has in that third pic Nick posted.

[raoul duke]

(In German accent) It vould seem dat i vill not have any of das problems in zee round tree.

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[raoul duke]

Actually i was planning on picking up Alysson Hannigan later on, but c'est la vie.

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[Ludwig]

Nancy McKeon is fantastic! How can you ignore the women you thought were so beautiful when you were 8-10?? Huh?? Tell me that punks!!!

[Ludwig]

Holy fuck Blofeld...your picture has taken the edge off my little thing for Nancy Mckeon. You are a bastard among bastards.

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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam."

[Patrick Sauriol]

While my aquisition of Krista Allen was partially based on lustful reasons, I won't say that she doesn't have a price on her brunette little head...the *right* price, that is.

[Carl Cunningham]

Yes! Angie Everhart is mine, and my early trifecta is complete: beautiful Brunette, Blonde, AND Red-head in the first three rounds. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif (Okay, so Alyssa and Jenny can't make up their minds, but you get the picture http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif )

[raoul duke]

How the fuck do i post pictures?

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[Carl Cunningham]

the-url-of-the-photo

Check the "*UBB Code is ON" link to the left of the Reply box. There is all kinds of code there you can use.

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[Nick Nunziata]

Any one of these heads can go:

19. Innocent X
20. Count Padyoola
21. Smilin' Jack

[Carl Cunningham]

We have now drafted 100 humans!

#1. Tyra Banks
#100. China Chow

Not much of a drop-off there, IMHO. Keep 'em coming!

[countpudyoola]

Woo hoo I got my Asian!
One Asian .... check.
If my next two picks survive I'll be surprised for pants.
Micah you are el bastardo! I wanted the whore of satan!
No more dances for you. I think RED (REEEEEEEEEED) was in a movie (apparently Bound 3 in 3D). I'll pick her next.

[yt]

Patrick, I'm sure you know this, but Krista Allen was the chick in that William Gibson X-Files in which cyber-Scully had to rescue Mulder from that first-person shooting game, wasn't she? She was the AI in the game. Drink up!

[Patrick Sauriol]

Up to Dragon*Con last year, no, I had no idea Krista was Jade Blue Afterglow (the name of her AI character on X-F). But, as Nick will attest, we all know that now after being stumped by the audience at the DC X-Files game panel. For something like fifteen minutes, me, Nick, Widge and the lone X-F expert couldn't guess which secondary character this lady in the audience was giving us clues to. It was embarassing.

And that is why the name "Jade Blue Afterglow" is scarred into my brain. However, it didn't look anything like her, so I kinda have an excuse.

[Scarab_X]

Damn you sons of bitches... it took me an hour on Saturday morning to update my draft list for Round 3... and only halfway into the round my list has been thoroughly demolished.

Carrie Ann Moss, Julia Roberts, Natasha Henstridge, Milla Jovovich, Elizabeth Shue, Rose McGowan, Allyson Hannigan, Julie Delpy, Courteney Cox, Natasha Gregson Wagner... all of them were on it.

Now I'm gonna have to buckle down and really do some homework on this. Bastards.

[LowShot]

Nice pick IX. I like how we're having to get creative since so many of the wenches are already taken. Natasha Gregson Wagner was also on my list. Bravo.

[Neil Bung]

Wagner and Delpy were both on my list, too... ah, well. Considering the sheer number of Chuddites participating, I'd be VERY surprised if most of my list makes it past the 6th or 7th round, anyway. And I've got a pretty big list.

[Innocent X]

Thanks boys. You know, what's really getting fun is having to play this guessing game with who people have in their sights. When the draft started, though I love NGW and her wonderful willingness to bare breasts, I would never think I'd take her this early. But as the draft goes on and I realize how good everybody is at this thing, I figured she would never make it back to me next round.

And I want to throw some love out to the Outlaw and Asia Argento. I dig that chick.Even with that freaky tattoo on her belly. Nice choice. Mitra, Dushku, and Argento--they all have that "demon in the sack" quality about them. You're a lucky man.

[Dave Davis]

Patrick, the delightfully chesty Krista Allen has also appeared a couple of times this season as a prostitute on C.S.I.

a good show made even better by that...

[Nick Nunziata]

Asia's tattoo is a very VITAL part of her appeal. B MONKEY. SLOW MOTION.

[Carl Cunningham]

And here I was thinking Natasha Gregson-Wagner would make a nice 10th round "steal". I was shocked to see someone take her. Good choice, Innocent.

Goes to show, NO ONE is safe! I just hope Jessica Tandy lasts until the next round.



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[Dave Davis]

i still have many prizes left on my list, although a couple of them probably will be gone by my next turn...

[Carl Cunningham]

Damn you Davis! Kari... ravished away http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Nick Nunziata]

Damn.

[Dave Davis]

i'm not one to gloat, but -- HA!

Kari and her big fake boobies are mine!

hey... we do actually GET these women at the end, right?

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[Neil Bung]

By the way, I'm at a disadvantage here at work and can't go nosing around for pictures, so if someone could post an Elisabeth Shue picture or two for me, that would be wicked slick.

I'm cursed. At work, I can't really look at the picture threads and at home it takes 10 minutes for a single thread to download.

[Nick Nunziata]

Closing the shit out of this thread before I go to lunch.