Discussion 5: Shafts in America

[Carl Cunningham]

Even on a T1, that last thread was pummeling

[Hellblazer]

Good point, Carl. I bet the draft has the CHUD server feeling like it's been punched in the cock.

[willko]

i think my post count is going to hit four figures after this draft is over. now i see how the big boys do it.

/willko.

[flint]

I hear the CHUD server is into that kind of thing...

[Carl Cunningham]

Taking ad impressions into account, this is a GOOD thing for CHUD!

[raoul duke]

By the end of the draft this forum will have seen more shaft than an elevator.

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[Innocent X]

Any chance we get through Round 3 over the weekend?

[Carl Cunningham]

THROUGH Round 3.... I'm not sure.

INTO Round 3... yes.

[flint]

About the same chance as a snowball in hell. I think we'll be lucky to START Round 3 before Saturday. And there are a LOT of work-only posters here...

[trippingbillie41]

Round 2 is going a million times faster than the first round. I wouldn't be surprised to hit round 3 by the end o' today.

Am I the only one who does not find Amanda Peet attractive?

[Carl Cunningham]

Before Micah can chime in, she's aiiiigght.

[Imperator GAC]

I agree with Flint, I'm all for moving this ahead on weekdays where I work, but on weekends, I'm outta here. Could slow things up for some of us.

[devilf]

SOMEBODY DRAFT!!!! It's almost my turn and I want to go to lunch and the comic book store!

[Blofeld]

Who is up?

[Imperator GAC]

Malinari, I believe.

[Shelby]

devilf said: "She looks way skinny in that photo, though.
Someone here at work said, "Nice ribs."

I put up a NON bony pic http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[willko]

mmm, every pic is a bony... oh, you meant -- nevermind.

/willko.

[willko]

hey, it's been about 2 hours since the last pick. can malinari be skipped fairly now?

i guess it would be cosmic ray's turn (which i believe nick said he was covering) followed by devin.

/willko.

[devilf]

Shelby! Shweeeet!

[Shelby]

...nevermind...

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 01-26-2001).]

[Innocent X]

Ribs are good.

[Carl Cunningham]

Yes, whoever is after malinari should go now

[devilf]

SHIT! I have a meeting I must go to now. I'm after Cosmic Ray, who is next after malinari. Didn't Nick say that he had Ray's pick or something, to not jump him?

If you get to me and I am not here, Lowshot knows my pick. Low, thanks for helping out.

[willko]

nick, nick, nick... what is ray's pick?

sis boom bah,
/willko.

[devilf]

Nick, where you at?!!?

Look at me, I'm fucking hyperventilating over here. Damn you CHUD Draft!

[Carl Cunningham]

Nick is out of the house now. He told me who the pick was. Problem is, he wasn't 100% it was Cosmic Ray's pick. The LAST thing we want is to get it wrong... so let's sit tight.

WHERE IS MALINARI?! Then devilf can go. (If his pick happens to be the same as Cosmic Ray's or whoever then you'll have to go again)

Hopefully Nick will be around to straigten this out soon. I'm off to see SHADOW OF THE VAMPIRE.

I'll be back on around 5:30-6PM EST.

Later, fellow horn-dogs.




[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 01-26-2001).]

[Cosmic Ray]

Actually, it turns out I'm here just in time, so Nick's help isn't actually needed after all. You think I should I go ahead and pick or wait for the other folks in front of me?

[devilf]

AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

[devilf]

Actually, forget that aarrrrrghhh

That was for Carl's post.

Post, Ray, POST!!!

[Innocent X]

Malinari had all day so far. I think it would fine for you and dev to go.

[Innocent X]

Phew, not my pick.

Thora Birch, Laura Prepon: call me crazy, but I'm guessing dev likes tits, big ones.

[Cosmic Ray]

Hey man -- Jennifer Connelly, Maria Grazia Cucinotta -- I think my girls have dev's beat in the mammary department.

[Innocent X]

I don't know. Thora's are huge and she's such a little girl. And Prepon's are very very big.

It's close Cos cause your ladies are blessed as well.

[Shelby]

I think Ill just post pics all day http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif Ive got nothing better to do http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[TheOutlawTorn]

In case no one noticed, Rhona Mitra (my first round pick) has blimp-like breasts. Dont let these people bring you down devilf, we gotta UNITE! Fight authority! Kill whitey! Wait...no, nevermind.


Man, I love boobs.

[Blofeld]

Willko ... where are you man? Your two hours are about up...

[devilf]

Mmmmmm... Boobies.

[LowShot]

Damn you Cosmic Ray, damn yooooooooou!

I thought for sure I'd get Maria in the 4th or 5th round!

[trippingbillie41]

Speaking of bajoobies...

Dina Meyer is a nice choice. And I've resigned myself to the fact that The Gift will never come here, therefore denying me my god-given right to see Katie Holmes' nice boobies on the really big screen.

Yeah, Thora Birch has big ones for being a small girl. I noticed that very much in American Beauty.

[devilf]

To add to the sweetness, she was 17 when she made American Beauty, making them big underage boobies.

[Innocent X]

Besides the boobs, missing The Gift sucks because it's a really good movie.

[LowShot]

Yeah it is definitely a good flick.

[trippingbillie41]

Yes, that's what I've heard. It makes the pain of missing it even greater.

I did not know that fact about American Beauty. I feel dirty now.... okay, I don't anymore.

[Neil Bung]

Ya know, malinari, with your pick and my pick, Jack and Jill is ALMOST... ALMOST tolerable. I'm ashamed to say the remote control does hover over that show a little longer than it should.

[Wheel99]

Cosmic Ray. BRAVO!! I can see youra real LEG man. NOT!

[trippingbillie41]

Based on the draft lists posted right now, I'd say that Carl, Nick, and myself have the best lists. But that's just what I think.

My third pick has not been touched. Hooray!

[The13th]

what movie has laura prepon been in?

[Carl Cunningham]

Lowshot, you thought she would last until 4th or 5th with Micah around? You insane, ma boy! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

As for breasts... what treats they are. Both of my picks (Alyssa and Jenny) possess them in ample amount, one real the other "enhanced".

Besides, I'm lucky enough to be living with a... well-built woman, so it's hard for me to think of a woman with "mesquito bites". HOWEVER, as others have pointed out, variety is nice... and there is much more to women than bossoms.

Nevermind, we all know that's just a myth http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 01-26-2001).]

[devilf]

Laura was in a movie called Pornographers: A Love Story, and she has one coming this spring with WhatsHisName, the pie humping American Pie kid.

[Nick Nunziata]

Breasts are overrated. A unique look and personality rule all.

[Carl Cunningham]

We rapidly approach Round 3!! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[trippingbillie41]

While a unique look and personality are extremely important, nice boobies also rank up there.

A thundering was heard and on the horizon little Timmy saw an ominous cloud. Said Timmy's father, "Son, here comes Round 3."

[Carl Cunningham]

In all seriousness, I wonder if someone has ever done a study to see whether men who adore supple breasts were breast-fed as babies versus those who don't care for big chests having been dosed with formula bottles.

Just a thought... but honestly, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!

[This message has been edited by Carl Cunningham (edited 01-26-2001).]

[willko]

sorry i was indisposed for a few hours, i went to see traffic.

at least it was movie-related tardiness. but at least my #2 wasn't taken when i chose (late).

/willko.

[Wheel99]

Carl I would think that the guys who were formula babies would like the big ones. Make up for lost time so to speak.

[willko]

p.s. to all, i hate the "shock the monkey" ad banner. it kills my system. crappy crappy system.

/willko.

[Wheel99]

Hey Nick. Any word from DJ Dylan or Eli Cross? If I am not mistaken they are on the clock.

[Innocent X]

Well DJ Dylan made his 1st round pick about 20 deep into the second round and Eli Cross didn't pick at all yet, so if you're after them, it's most likely cool to go.

[Underground Dweller]

Can we please get back to the tittie talk.
http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/biggrin.gif http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif
You gotta love them titties.

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[raoul duke]

Could we make it so that after 12 pics, there's a new picture thread and have no discussion in there. I've got a slow modem and i figure that'd speed things up a bit.

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[Wheel99]

Oops.

[This message has been edited by Wheel99 (edited 01-26-2001).]

[Patrick Sauriol]

How long are we giving the last two stragglers before starting round three? I've taken Carl's advice and injested a lot of liquid in the past 24 hours, so I'm ready to start 'er up again.

[Scarab_X]

Must... draft... third round pick... before I pass out from severe intoxication... got to... stay awake...

[Scarab_X]

I should mention, my intoxication is derived from the repeated consumption of malt, hops, and barley, not from breastmilk, although suckling from any of the draft picks chosen thus far would prove equally intoxicating, I'm sure...

[Carl Cunningham]

Patrick, never under-estimate the rejuvenating power of orange juice. A nice fresh pitcher can keep you going and keep the wife (or whoever) happy for an entire evening http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Hellblazer]

Nick, sorry about holding things up. I knew that I'd be away most of the weekend, and I sent you an email with my pick and two alternates as a contingency. You must not have gotten it. Again, my apologies.

Hellblazer

[Django]

I have a formal request.

START THE NEXT DRAFT CAUSE THIS ONE IS TAKING TOO LONG.

Run both concurrently. It is the only way.

[Innocent X]

Well I personally don't want the other draft to start till this one is done. It'll split my concentration and I want to be focused so I end up with better babes than Mikah (who's winning this thing IMO). Why do we need to do the movie draft right away, where the hell are we going?

And can we officially knock Eli Cross out of this game? He missed the first two rounds and I think he should just be eliminated so we don't have to worry about it. What's going to be very uncool is if he runs in here finally and takes three girls in a row or something.

[Nick Nunziata]

If he comes in at the 8th round, then he'll get to pick 8 sea hags. I don't want to banish anyone, we'll just coast over his spot and when/if he arrives we'll let him go.

Gonna give legless until 11:30 and then his successor can go.

[Seahawk]

You EVIL man! You STOLE my MOSS!

ARGG!

back to the drawing board!

[trippingbillie41]

I feel your pain, seahawk. In Round 2, my list was falling apart faster than a leper in a mosh pit.

[LowShot]

I just can't believe she lasted till the third round. In real life, I'd probably take her before a Kirsten/Gwyneth double team.

No, wait, I take that back. . .

[Innocent X]

Please do.

That was a ridiculous statement.

Wait til you see CAM in Memento Low. Fishnet shirt...apron string pulled tight across...a hottie.

[trippingbillie41]

Damn, when's the draft going to resume today? I've been here since 8:30 MST (that would be 10:30 for you easterners) and not one person has drafted.

[Imperator GAC]

Man, this thing is really slow today. People aren't even here to complain about how slow it is.

[devilf]

I think Legless has given up his spot.. who's next?

[Dave Davis]

i think everyone was in such a rush to get their top picks in, and so many of the good ones are scooped up, there's no hurry for the sloppy seconds...

[trippingbillie41]

yeah, but I still have some smokin' ladies on my list! I'm ready to roll.

Let's move this convoy on out! CONVOY!

[Carl Cunningham]

Agreed. Treats abound. At least for another couple of rounds.

[Blofeld]

Come on, people. My list is still 19 deep.

(and it's for sale ... $15/name)

[Imperator GAC]

any discount for buying three?

[Blofeld]

3 for $40.00

[Murph]

Hey Carl do you know what happaned to my Vanessa Paridis pics? Should be under Daves Carmon Electra pics.

[This message has been edited by Murph (edited 01-29-2001).]

[devilf]

By the time this is done, the first round ladies will be spokeswomen for AARP.

[Innocent X]

Long time, no ladies.

[Imperator GAC]

There hasn't been a selection all day!

[countpudyoola]

Yeah I resigned to it being slow so I haven't checked often. S'called learned helplessness. The helplessness of a sllllllooooooowwwwwwwwww draft.

[Blofeld]

Legless is way past due. Is Rauol around? Can he draft?

[Nick Nunziata]

I'm going now. Raoul, Legless, or YT are fair game.

[trippingbillie41]

As my grandpappy would say, "Get your bitch ass in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Er, I mean, "This is going slower than molasses on a January morning."

[Nick Nunziata]

Nancy McKeon. Blast from the past. Does that mean I should draft Justine Bateman?

[Innocent X]

Jesus Christ Abobo, Nancy McKeon?

You've got Molly Ringwald and Nancy McKeon, any more of Mrs. Garrett's chicks on your list? Tootie, Natalie?

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

Nope! The rest of them ended up to be fat dykes and/or dead. My next pick everyone will love then shoot themselves for not thinking about...

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I will beat you into a thin red spray...

[Nick Nunziata]

Closing this thread to start anew.