Discussion 4: The night he CAME home.

[Nick Nunziata]

Have at.

[LowShot]

Chalk up another hottie stolen from me. Or rightfully drafted before me, either way. Good choice Mikah!

[Blofeld]

Please, I'm dieing here. I can't wait for the photo of Molly Ringwald! (??) Jeebus!

[devilf]

I got a naked pic of her, but I don't know what the chud policy on that is...

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[Nick Nunziata]

Is it gratuitous or just beautiful? If it's exploitive, kill it. If it's an actual classy photo, run it.

[TheOutlawTorn]

Sweet monkeys of Christ, that picture of Heigl is great. I wanted to pick her, but I thought I'd leave her for Django. Billie, you sly little fucker....

Man, I love boobs!

[Blofeld]

Outlaw's post was just plain beautiful. Not exploitive or gratuitous at all. Classy!

[LowShot]

Innocent, I'm answering you here because the Pictures thread isn't the place for Sonny Bono discussion http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif. I believe I meant, Fetal is DEAD. (for now)

Nick, garycoleman.jpg? http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Nick Nunziata]

Fetal's fine, what are you talking about?

[Nick Nunziata]

And I usually rename stuff like that.

[Innocent X]

Hey when is Fallen Angel's time up? I'm hoping to pick my next honey by the time I leave work today cause I know Sauriol, Carl and Brian will be around to make their picks.

[countpudyoola]

Yes, and I have to wait until inno-x but at least it looks like you are an eager beaver to vote. Just what the world needs ...eager beavers....
Hey Nick the Star Trek reference could have been worse he might have said "You're causing me to have to run a full diagnostic on my Positronix Matrix as you interrupted the plasma flow and ruptured a conduit in Jeffries tube 32. And right during the middle of my Holodeck program 'Petting the tribbles volume 3'.... preceding my reactor core ejection."


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[LowShot]

Fetal is back! Hooray!

[Carl Cunningham]

I'm ready to announce my next treat. Where's Patrick... off doing something important lie updating CA or something? http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Nick Nunziata]

He usually tells the truth, Carl.

[Carl Cunningham]

I don't know... I've heard rumors http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

I htea tyops!

[countpudyoola]

45 minutes till I leave this fast internet connection! 10 GODDAMNS!

[Imperator GAC]

yeah, there should be a separate draft for those of us who keep this site up all day at work. When you're on Chud for 7 hours a day, this draft is slower than a ninety year old woman giving a blowjob. Still fun though.

[Nick Nunziata]

Don't knock 90 years olds! No teeth, no pain!

[Carl Cunningham]

Leave Lena Olin out of this http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

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[Carl Cunningham]

Patrick drafts!

And survives! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Patrick Sauriol]

Mikah got my Thandie! Waaaaaah!

And the pick *just before* I was gonna draft her! MAN! That stings!

Now I know what it's like to walk the shores of "Temptation Island".

[Blofeld]

Who is Jessica Cop-a-feel?

[Carl Cunningham]

I feel your pain, Patrick... much the same happened to me with Shannon Elizabeth. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Innocent X]

Jessica Cauffiel is that reptile-eyed bitch right?

[Patrick Sauriol]

<steel-eyed look at Innocent X>

Raise your hand in this room who else has meet *both* Jessica Cauffiel and Shannon Elizabeth within the past six months? Been inside their movie trailers? Uh huh. Thought not.

Reptile eyes my ass! This coming from a man who drafts Jennifer Love Hewett as a first rounder. Hey, isn't she starring in "I Still Don't Know If I Have An Acting Career After Last Summer"?

<rolls up sleeves, puffs out chest, throws down hockey gloves, drops stick>

You want some more?!? Huh? HUH? WISE-ASS PUNK!

I shall defend my harem choices with honor! And Jessica does not shed her skin every season!

[Innocent X]

Hey, I never said reptile eyes were bad.

But her Maxim spread did freak me out.

And about J Love. I didn't base my pick on her stellar acting career. I based it on the fact that no one---no one---looks better in a half-shirt.

[devilf]

My nude ringwald is a screenshot from a movie. Is THAT ok?

[Nick Nunziata]

The Black Dahlia does, Innocent.

[devilf]

The Black Dahlia looks fine in a half torso.

[Nick Nunziata]

Thanks to Carl for using the Black Haired Jenny pic. Ungodly good.

[Carl Cunningham]

She's a treat with treats to spare. WHat can I say? http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Murph]

DAMN YOU CARL!!!! DAMN YOU!!!!!!!
She was to be mine!!

[Innocent X]

Nick, that wit is like a razor. Ouch.

But Patrick I am glad to see you pick a girl that isn't going through menopause.
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That's right bitch, my gloves are off too, and I fight like Racki.

[Nick Nunziata]

Now, we're bookin'!

[Micah Robinson]

Screw you age-ist bastards.

Sometimes, you need a fine wine as opposed to "Schlitz! Malt! Licka!"

[Carl Cunningham]

Sorry, Murph... figure out a way to get Shannon Elizabeth from Nick and I'll trade ya sometime http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Carl Cunningham]

Thank you, Eddie Griffin

[Nick Nunziata]

Even though it's Orlando Jones.

[Patrick Sauriol]

I sense the need for the OCTAGON.

Sure, JLH might look good in a half-top now. That's what $15,000 of boob surgery will get for you.

It's her face that I'm concerned about. The woman can shatter spinal columns by gaze alone.

[Carl Cunningham]

Damn, Innocent... and I thought she had "sleeper" potential. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

And Orlando Jones may have said the line in the bad film I did not see, but did Eddie Griffin (the FUNNY one) not teach it to him?

[Nick Nunziata]

No he did not. In fact, the only thing Eddie Griffin taught is that he can dance and that he's hardly the next big black comedian/actor. That honor goes to Scatman Crothers.

[Carl Cunningham]

Oh well... so much for Ahmed Best's career.

[Hellblazer]

Damn you, IX! You and Micah have catapulted my depth chart, apologies to Nick, to the front lines of the nation's punched.

AAARRRGGH!!

[Jason Pollock]

Everybody's got a reason to live...

Everybody's got a dream-and a hunger inside-

Everybody's got a reason to liiiive-but it can't be you lovvve...

Oooooh-no it can't be your lovve...

I have no clue. Sorry.

[Micah Robinson]

It's going to get worse.

I got secret weapons up the sleeve to satisfy every yearning. Asian, latino, black, blue-eyed blondes, you name it.

I fully intend to be in the top 3, if not the winner.

[LowShot]

Brian. I. hate. You.

[LowShot]

I knew Nick's story this morning wasn't good, because it brought sweet Izabella up in everyone's minds.

Man.

What a bummer.

[Steve Murphy]

The following message is for Innocent X and willko, respectively:
YOU FUCKING NAZIS! STOP STEALING MY SECRET TREATS!
... End of message.

[Innocent X]

This is becoming a lot of fun.

[Hellblazer]

Ah, Michah, a fellow believer that variety is the spice of life.

(Bows deeply to Micah) I look forward to the battle, sir.

Hellblazer

[Django]

Well, my day just went from bad to worse. But could look at it three ways...

1. That's what I get for bowing out.

- No, that's bullshit.

2. It's further proof that like all artists, psychos, and heroes I'm destined to remain alone forever.

- That's not bad but we could do better.

3. That the time has come to gather the forces and march square into TrippingBillie and Innocent X's kingdoms, kick them square in the nuts and retakes my womens as I conquer their lands.

Yep, that's it. Prepare for war...

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For it was written that a geek was to be born of such hella kewlness that they made a movie of his life starring Franco Nero ten years before his birth...

[LowShot]

Hey isn't it "Mira SORVINO" ?

[Neil Bung]

Yeah, it's "Sorvino." I'm totally chomping at the bit to throw down my next draftee...

Smilin' Jack, where do ya be???

[Blofeld]

All right! We got us a crystal meth addict on the island!

[The13th]

this is so addictive. i have been tweaking out all day wondering if i get to go today.

i have become addicted to this...

i'm checking it like every five minutes at work. and every hour at home.

...must draft

[willko]

ashley judd and katherine heigl snatched away from me!

damn you leglessdog and trippingbillie! any more of your run-on named mofos steals my wimmin, i'm gonna hafta get nasty.

but my #2 is still unclaimed... for now.

/willko.

[Wheel99]

I think the fun picks will be the 8th and 9th rounds. Remember guys we will have to come up with a collective 400+ babes. I want to see who gets mental block and picks Cameron Manheym.

A few suggestions. If you are picking a not so famous star maybe put in your post who she is. Example Marlon Brando He was the fat guy at the end of Apocolypse Now. Also the guy picking the pics is doing a bang up job. My hat is off for the Jeri Ryan pics, But can we have a standard that the womans name has to be in the post with her. This saves us the time of going back to find out blofields, smilin jacks ect. last pick.

Last think Nick how about a thread where every drafter puts his "island" list. When we make a pick. We update our list. This way we can go to a thread with the 43 islands and check out how each island is shaping up.

[Neil Bung]

Wheel -

I was thinking that about the last few rounds, too. I can just see some of the explanations. "Come on, guys, you remember! She was the fourth stripper on the right in Showgirls!"

[Wheel99]

Shit! I was going to pick the 4th stripper from the right!!! lol

[willko]

damn you, that fourth stripper will be mine! then steve murphy will really have a reason to cry fer his mommy.

/willko.

[LowShot]

Good suggestion Wheel. I for the life of me couldn't figure out who the picture with the asian guy was until I looked to see that Innocent picked Ali.

[Carl Cunningham]

It's only Round 2 and Micah's talkin' smack.

Long way to go fellas... keep your hard ons in check. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Underground Dweller]

Nick.
Don't worry about making my picks.
I thought for a second there the drafting was speeding up.
But I was wrong. I should be here in time to make my pick.

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Fear me, for I will spit slimey green goo in your face!!!

[willko]

dammit, so close... my #2 still exists, but a big fat "screw you" goes out to mickey knox and bigroundsailor.

/willko.

[Hellblazer]

My depth chart now knows what Neo's ribs felt like after Agent Smith got through with them, because it has now been officially PUMMELED.

[Innocent X]

I don't know if any of you watch the NFL draft every year, but once and a while they'll show a draft room and show guys throwing their board or just sitting in their chairs sulking after someone takes their player. That's exactly the sort of scene in my cubicle right now after this last barrage of picks:

Anna Kournikova
Lara Flynn Boyle
Eliza Dushku
Rachel Leigh Cook

Every one of those chicks was in my top twenty.

Boo.

[devilf]

Eliza Dushku has gone?!?!? Is there no justice in this world?!?!

[Neil Bung]

Those last few picks were pretty harsh. Lucky I've got that fourth stripper on the right in the wings...

I'm glad to see I've aroused some jealousy in the Peet pick. It was between her and a much more established actress that I'm shocked has yet to be picked.

And since retribution seems to be impending from HAM, I hope he doesn't find out my fourth pick is Shelley Duvall (that's SHELLEY DUVALL, in case you didn't hear me) and try to steal her from me in the next round.

http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Murph]

Amanda Peet was my only remaining top 10 pick.

Neil Bung may two hundred angry Koalas pummel you into non existence.

[LowShot]

Hahahaha! Oh jeeze, nice one Neil.

[LowShot]

Wow, thanks Shelby. Not only are you an updating queen, but you are quite adept at posting pictures of hot women. More power to ya!

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[Nick Nunziata]

Just so you know...

I have the next picks for a handful of CHEWERS so DO NOT SKIP OVER THESE PEOPLE:

Cosmic Ray, Underground Dweller, and Flyers 130

[devilf]

Whoever has to draft next, LET'S GO! I wanna get my pick in before the weekend as I don't really want to schlep to the office just to pick Sandra Bernhard -

Oh shit, I let it slip...

[Nick Nunziata]

Dave, go ahead and VOTE. Murph, get ready...

[Murph]

Rhinestone Cowboy where are you.
If he does not show up in the next hour
can Dave and I go? The anticipation is killing me I might post prematurely.

Disregard post

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[Micah Robinson]

Oh. Mah. God.


Elisha Dushku must EAT. Now.


When did we decide that seeing an endoskeleton was part of being a babe?

[Dave Davis]

micah, you think Eliza Dushku is too skinny? i guess we've seen different episodes of Buffy, cuz the ones i saw her on she was looking pretty fit

[Steve Murphy]

As soon as Daniel drafted Gwyneth Problems. Now that's an endoskeleton.

[devilf]

She looks way skinny in that photo, though.

Someone here at work said, "Nice ribs."

[Carl Cunningham]

She doesn't look half bad in BRING IT ON, either.

[Smilin' Jack Ruby]

Interviewing Embeth Davidtz up in Vancouver a few weeks back was a dicey proposition because I wanted to jump her the whole time (she was in leather pants - we were alone in her trailer). I charmed her with my talk of her work with Harold Pinter and never mentioned "Army of Darkness" once. I got out of there cursing myself as I just know her eyes were saying, "why doesn't he ask me back to his hotel room for a hasty rogering?"

[Carl Cunningham]

Good choice, Dave.

Wear 73 condoms http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

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[Innocent X]

There's really no such thing as too skinny.

[Carl Cunningham]

Rhinestone, read what I said to Dave.. just make it 42 instead of 73 http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

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[countpudyoola]

Can't be too skinny?
This corpse would be to differ.
http://solo3.abac.com/nstar/images/7279d.jpg

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[Carl Cunningham]

I beg to differ too. Calista Flockhart is only one missed donut away from being the twin sister of SLOTH from SEVEN.

Sicken.

[willko]

i love when there is a flurry of activity and NONE of my picks are taken. hoo-ha!

here's who's up next:
31. Malinari

do it, man!

/willko.

[Carl Cunningham]

I agree, willko. Truth be told, I've only been burned 2-3 times the entire draft.

HOWEVER, as time goes on the treats are going to be more and more premium.

[willko]

oh, and to dave d. regarding the pic of carmen: that was perhaps the most tasty use of the original flava chud man (hey, does he even have a name, nick?) i've ever seen.

meow.

/willko.

[Innocent X]

I dig Calista.

[Nick Nunziata]

His name is FELLA

[LowShot]

Steve, a skinny fella like me has to go with skinny broads. Else, I'll get hurt.

[Dave Davis]

thanks willko. i'd be chewing there if i could

i'm kinda surprised Pam Anderson lasted this long, halfway through the second round. she was actually my #4 pick... i still think she's a fantastic physical specimen

[Carl Cunningham]

Too bad you could fit the Death Star between her legs, eh? http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Nick Nunziata]

Carl, didn't you pick her last year?

[Carl Cunningham]

Yes... in 10th round.

People evolve, Nick http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Carl Cunningham]

In all seriousness, I agree on her hotness. However, she's looking more and more plastic all the time, and the more of the Tommy Lee video I see the less attractive she seems. Micah and I have had these discussions.

Still, Dave has her and enjoys. It's HIS opinion that counts with her as his choice.

ENJOY! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

(Yes, Django, we know this ins't "real" http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif )

[willko]

to carl: like jeff goldblum in the fly, or was that more of a cross-breeding?

/willko.

[Blofeld]

Yes. PEOPLE evolve. What's your excuse?

[Imperator GAC]

Argh, Carmen Electra, Took me all day to come up with her, and now my efforts wasted.

[Carl Cunningham]

Zeta Reticulan Sectoids are immune to your limited capabilities http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Steve Murphy]

I'm tellin' you, Mako is still available!

[willko]

i've cracked into steve murphy's computer and found out his next pick: grace jones.

/willko.

[Carl Cunningham]

Mine was hacked... and lay off Paul, will ya!

[Steve Murphy]

Good crime, willko.

[trippingbillie41]

Damn, suddenly my list has been blown to shit. Ali Larter: GONE! Jenny McCarthy: GONE! Rachel Leigh Cook; GONE! And one I thought I'd get for sure, Piper Perabo: GONE!

Feel my wrath.

BUT, these posts have been damn hilarious.

[raoul duke]

"Too bad you could fit the Death Star between her legs, eh? "

had i been drinking something when i read that i would've spat it all over the screen.

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals

[Jason Pollock]

Carmen Electra hates me. She really doesn't hold up when you really get close.

[Innocent X]

Do explain Machine.

[Blofeld]

He's wearing her skin.

[Neil Bung]

Well, that would explain that fake, plasticy replacement covering that she's got now, Blofeld.