DEADLINE FOR DRAFT.

[Nick Nunziata]

If we don't hear from the remaining fellow (whom I emailed last night to draft) by 3:30m est...

The first round ENDS. If they surface, they can pick TWICE ON THEIR TURN in the second round.

Also, I think we need to have a few things in place...

Each drafter gets a window of 2 hours during the 10am-10pm est part of the day. At night, there's a little more flexibility. If your turn is coming up, email me your pick and I will post it for you.

If you want to drop out because you can't make the time, let me know and your name will be taken off and your babe/hunk will be returned to the pool. If you are inthe draft, please communicate and make sure you're not the one holding it up. If you have limited access time, find a confidante in the pool or on the boards who will post your choice for you. Have a backup in case the person before you gets your pick.

Dig?

[Blofeld]

Aw, hell ... I thought it was gonna be a forced pool of selections for delaying the draft...

[yt]

I am going to be away from my comp until about 5 or 6pm today so don't anybody EVEN think about picking Stephen King! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[Hellblazer]

Sorry, yt. It looks like I'm gonna end up with next pick, and that beard of his is DEAD SEXY.

[flyers130]

Just a random suggestion:

Let's say, for example, when Hellblazer picks, he alerts the 2 or 3 guys who are going after him by e-mail. This way, for those too lazy to check the boards every day (which I have become, but then again, it was a long wait to 38), they can get a reminder in their mailbox. It won't be a help to me, but it might be for some...

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[Nick Nunziata]

How's about this. Someone (anyone!) send me a list of ALL the emaill addresses of the draftees. I'll send 2 daily updates. If someone can compile them, I'll do it.

[countpudyoola]

Or how bout this? The person who is up has to run naked through the streets yelling "I have a secret" until they find the next in line and pummel them in the face with their balls.

[Blofeld]

Oh, damn. It's 3:30pm est.

[devilf]

You were unclear - the balls of the naked person or the person being pummeled?

[Nick Nunziata]

ROUND ONE IS OVER.

[Innocent X]

Well if my pick comes up before 10:00 pm tonight EST (which I doubt) wait and I'll make it then.

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[LowShot]

How long do we wait for Scarab?

[Blofeld]

Two hours. 5:42pm est.

[LowShot]

Got it.

[yt]

Hellblazer, ya musta been asleep at the wheel cause his gangly ass is MINE!!!

[Uncle Mitch]

Where the fuck was I when all this draft shit started being talked about? I would have been the king. Given the choice, here's what CHUD's own mascot would have chosen:

1. Rebecca DeMornay - Sure she's older than Stonehenge and her teats are probably scratched from scraping the pavement but I like her!

2. Meg Tilly - I bet she sucks in bed and lacks the skills to keep me busy on the tennis court but I'd fire one across her bow anyhow.

3. Easy one - Elizabeth Pena. She rode Richard Dreyfus and now she's ridin' me.

4. Anne Archer - I have a thing for wrinkles and stretchmarks.

5. Bonnie Bedelia - She seems like the kind of woman who'd take care of your parts while you were out with the guys.

6. Cathy Lee Crosby - Blonde tits that are no doubt under suspicion.

7. Geena Davis - In a League of her own. Tall and smelling of fine ass.

8. Lacey Chabert - I like girls who I can help with their middle school homework.

9. Farrah Faucett - Old and crazy but her nipples are harder than Kevlar.

10. Erin Gray - Two words: Suck Rogers.

[Nick Nunziata]

Welcome back, Pants.

Looks like you're still no funnier than before but at least there's no spelling mistakes.

[Blofeld]

It is an honor, sir, to see you fantasizing about something other than condiments.

[Blofeld]

No spelling mistakes? How about "Faucett"?

[Nick Nunziata]

True! The bitch's name is Fawcett! So fist that!

[Don Dokken]

God damn, dudes! I missed out on this kickin' shit as well.

If I wasn't busting my vocal chords, I would have chosen the following babes:

1) Lita Ford. She hasnt been in any movies, but has been in a zillion videos. That counts, right?

2) Tawny Kitaen. Sure... she's aged, but if her ass tastes twice as good as it did while we opened for Whitesnake on the Back For The Attack tour...

3) Linda Lovelace. What can I say? Huh?? Oh, damn!

4) Dominique Swain. I like em young myself sometimes. Smooth boxes are kickin!

5) Sissy Spacek. Because she reminds me of my mother.

6) Fraces McDormand. Because she reminds me of, well, Frances McDormand.

7) Jennifer Connelly. Because boobs are nice. But I don't know about the unibrow.

8) Shannon Elizabeth. Young women with two first names = hot pants in bed

9) Shannon Doherty. I always wanted a shot at fucking her til her eyes went STRAIGHT.

10) Pamela Anderson. Sure, Tommy's fucked her with mutant penis many a time, but so have I and she's the read McDeal, baby!

Keep Rockin with Dokken!!

Kickin ass!

[Nick Nunziata]

Could the Viking Boar Oar be far behind?

[Carl Cunningham]

Good one, Steve http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[DJEvil]

Hehehehe

Nevermind.

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 01-27-2001).]

[Django]

Well seeing as how I too have lost most of mine - for now - I might as well post my revised list.

Yes, revised. I forgot a few.

Actually DJEvil is right as per usual. Screw you guys...

[This message has been edited by Django (edited 01-27-2001).]

[DJEvil]

Was e-mailed asking to remove my list, as there was a cut of prime-choice rib up there that ain't been eaten.

Go get 'er, Bobby!