DISCUSSION 2: The Wrath of Khan

[Nick Nunziata]

And here we go...

[Innocent X]

Carl should go cause that Mickey Knox cat isn't around.

[Nick Nunziata]

Carl, get HER. Go ahead, get THE ONE that if you didn't get... you'd quit the draft.

Get your babe...

[Blofeld]

Damn you, Patrick!

[Micah Robinson]

You age-ist bastards should die. Sela Ward is a fine choice.

Like Patrick, I, too, will put my stake down in those plentiful hills where mature, sexy actresses reside.

My true baby lives there, and if you don't know who she is, you'll find out soon enough....

[Blofeld]

I'll take the beauty with experience any day!

... and being closer to 40 than many of you ...

[LowShot]

Hey Pat, I think Sela Ward is quite a betty, so don't pay attention to these nay-sayers.

[Carl Cunningham]

She is mine.

For the record, I would not have quit but there would have been some MAJOR trading going on. I'd have traded 10 for 1 http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

`Carl

[Dave Davis]

damn you, Carl! Damn yoooouuuuuuuuu!!!!

[Carl Cunningham]

I thought you didn't like hangin' meat http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Nick Nunziata]

Speaking of, Carl...

Next Saturday night. 11:30. Mardis Gras. Be there.

[The Duke]

Like my grandpappy always use to say, "Why have one 40 year old when you can have two 20 year olds?". Unfortunately, it was the four 10 year olds that got him in trouble with the law.

[Dave Davis]

i prefer the hanging meat when i can sample it...

[flyers130]

Just out of curiousity, about how long did the draft take last year?

I am Jack's strong impatience.

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[trippingbillie41]

Curses! And a couple of my picks have bit the dust early. Some revision is called for. I knew I shouldn't have included so many hotly contested ladies.

I don't want to have to use my sleeper before round 5.

[Patrick Sauriol]

Oh yes. Sela is mine.

I was kinda surprised everyone ahead of me seemed to be going with the young'ns when there's plenty of fine ladies in their 30-50s still around.

I will guard my Sela Ward zealously, unless I hear a good offer...

[Blofeld]

Patrick, I will pledge my undying love for your website, forsaking CHUD forever, reading and posting to no site but your own, and moving my Bond articles to your hallowed hall ... all for Sela.

[Innocent X]

We haven't had a pick since 3:00pm ,what's up?

[Carl Cunningham]

The weekend.

[Neil Bung]

Looks like I'm up after Smilin' Jack. Should I give him a little while longer or just post away?

[Nick Nunziata]

Give him one more hour. Then go.

[Carl Cunningham]

I've been updating THE CHOSEN tread. I hope you malts have been paying attention.

[Innocent X]

Why did that trade thread get closed? I'm not being antagonistic or saying the rules established suck, I'm just expressing an opinion on something that I see that doesn't make sense. To just silence me by closing the thread without a response seems pretty unfair.

[Carl Cunningham]

Innocent, what other reason do you need other than what was already said?

We established that there will be no trading until the proper time. We dont need more threads clogging things up.

Sure you can discuss whatever you want, but that's what THIS thread is for.

Of course, it's up to Nick... but I say we keep things "tight". There is already enough dis-organization.

[Innocent X]

That's totally cool. I was just following the conversation there and then when it was closed without any "Let's talk about this over here instead" response, I got that sort of shitty stifled feeling. It's no big deal. I just didn't understand. I thought you guys were pissed off or something.

I think I'll just keep my mouth shut until I pick my next rockin' babe.

[Carl Cunningham]

No pissed off folks here, just a bunch of guys (and gals) who love women (and men) having fun. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Good luck with the rest of your picks!

[Hellblazer]

Man, I'm the one that needs luck with my picks. Some of my CHOICE BITCHES are dropping like flies; which, I guess, is to be expected.

But damn you Patrick Sauriol, I thought my beautiful Sela was safe.

Hellblazer

[Carl Cunningham]

If the man with the #1 slot needs "luck"... we're all in trouble http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Hellblazer]

Must... not make... 'slot' joke... must... resist....

[Nick Nunziata]

Let's pick up the pace, people! HAM, OUTLAW...

Either of you guys ready?

[Carl Cunningham]

Yeah, really... I thoght HAM would have posted within 7 seconds (he usually does).

[Innocent X]

We know who HAM wants. We should just allocate her to him.

[trippingbillie41]

Hmm, reading these I get the feeling that I'm at a greater disadvantage from not knowing all you folks that well. I've seen a few of my picks snatched up early. This reworking of my list is....troubling.

I think I have enough sleeper babes to still get some choice picks, though.

[Carl Cunningham]

Actually through my experience (a whopping 2 times http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif ) I''ve noticed that it's the "sleepers" that tend to go first.

Don't take anything for granted... there are some fellows with good taste around here and we've all seen A LOT of films.

[Blofeld]

Jesus! 23 picks down and Rosie O'Donnell is still available?

[Abobo, Sniffer of Salts]

HHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Rosie counts for 3 picks due to her size...

What I want to know is: Can we pick a set of twins as one choice? Mary-Kate and Ashley, here I come!!!

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[LowShot]

I was actually considering picking Gena Rowlands just to see what kind of response I'd get.

[Carl Cunningham]

HAM's absence concerns (as far as the draft goes)

[Nick Nunziata]

HAM, OUTLAW, OR BIG ROUND SAILOR...

You have the green light.

[Blofeld]

....and if you don't post your pick in 30 minutes, you get Linda Hunt.

[Dave Davis]

HAM you fucker! she was to be mine! you don't think i've been stalking her all these years for nothing, do you?

[Nick Nunziata]

I want to hear Claire in her British accent. I think I'd marry her.

[trippingbillie41]

Sheeeit! Knock another off the list. CLaire, how I will miss thee and your sexy English accent...

And I must say that is a fantastic picture of Ms. Forlani over in teh pictures thread.

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[Claire Forlani]

Eh?

[Dave Davis]

yes, i decided not to share any from my "private" stock... they're all either fuzzy from the low-quality telephoto lens, or have reflections from the window glass anyway

[Nick Nunziata]

OUTLAW, BIG ROUND, or RHINESTONE... GO!

[Blofeld]

There's only about 10 more chewers to go before I get to go, and my first choice has remained untouched ... but I swear to God, if any of you bastards names Larry King, there'll be hell to pay.

[Innocent X]

Hello.

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[Dave Davis]

perhaps a second Pictures thread would be a good idea... the old one is slogging a bit even on the work T1

[flyers130]

I'm right behind Blofeld in the pecking order, and I'm chomping at the bit to make my pick...

I'm sure as hell pissed that Katie Hudson isn't there for the choosing, but I'll make do...

Knowing my luck, though, I won't have access to a computer when my turn comes...Knock on wood...

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[LowShot]

I was about to mention maybe a new picture thread as well. So who ever posts the next picture, start a new thread.

[Carl Cunningham]

Within 30 minutes of landing in LA on the last trip, Klinger and I went to Tower Records and she (Forlani) was there!

She wasn't in make-up (looked BETTER, actually) and I didn't believe it was her until I hear her speaking (and noticed that every other male in the store was cuddled around her cute little soul).

Dave, you would have gone to jail my friend http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[flyers130]

Not only an awesome story, Carl, but I actually know someone as well named Klinger...

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[Carl Cunningham]

Well, his name is John... but I know 7,000 of them (including my brother) so I refer to them all by their last names (NOT because we're fraternity fuckers)

[Nick Nunziata]

Outlaw took my secret pick! Good choice...

fucker.

[Dave Davis]

she was on my list too, chief

[TheOutlawTorn]

I knew someone would be pissed about that. I actually thought about Elizabeth Shue first, but then remembered what a fox Miss Mitra was. What I wouldn't give to see that scene between her and an invisib....uhh, nevermind. Carry on, men!

[Murph]

Nick, I am about to leave work so do you want me to e mail first round pick to you
Or can I go after Dave of course
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Carl, Ham, CountPud, Nick, and Hester shall all bern in the darkest depths of hell for taking half off my 10 picks already.

[Nick Nunziata]

email it, Brian. Also, we'll be at your "job" this Saturday night at 11:30.

[Nick Nunziata]

28. Rhinestone Cowboy
31. Malinari
32. Cosmic Ray

ANYONE OF THESE THREE CAN VOTE NOW.

[countpudyoola]

ACK Dave Davis may you be raped by a thousand screaming well hung secret midgets. And I thought Renee was going to be overlooked. COCK AND BALLS!
**Edited for the subtleness factor**

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[Nick Nunziata]

Mike, you're going. Just plan to have a later LONGHORN adventure this coming Saturday.

However, some subtlety about the evening would be appreciated.

[Johnny Butane]

I retract the post in the 'Draft' column, and apologize. LET ME PICK! I didn't notice the draft call cause of CC! Please let the love be there!!!



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[Rhinestone Cowboy]

DONE VOTED, THANKS

[Nick Nunziata]

Johnny, I turned 2 people away.

[willko]

damn, i'm close to getting her...

/willko.

[Nick Nunziata]

Malinari is a bastard for choosing my Salma.

[Nick Nunziata]

Cosmic Ray and DevilF, have at it!

[Neil Bung]

Gambling does not pay. Salma was actually my first choice, but I was swayed by Hudson's Golden Globes win. Thought the visibility might kill my chances at getting Hudson in the second round. Probably a bad strategy in retrospect.

I'm giving malinari an early edge in the finals as far as I'm concerned... bastard.

[willko]

yes, i too was burned by malinari... but the hunt continues... my #1 choice is still unclaimed. hurry up you bastards!

/willko.

[Scarab_X]

Dammit, that's who Claire Forlani is? Sheeeet.

[DJEvil]

Good thing I'm not playing, or I would've said something hurtful, like, "Fallen_Angel's mom is a big fat bitch."

Seeing as how I'm not though, good choice, FA.

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[Jason Pollock]

Oh, man-Claire Forlani at Tower.

I'd have peed all over myself.

I actually have composed this list based on how speechless these women would render me-and having met two of them, I know by experience.

And Dave-you got one of mine, too.

I own Love & a .45 on Laserdisc.

Wanted Sandra, too. Want her in real life. She'd only have to change two letters in her last name.

I've already changed them on all of the posters in my home...

[DJEvil]

We know, Jason...We know.

[Micah Robinson]

At this rate, we should be done in two months, TOPS. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Scarab_X]

Yeah, ten rounds of this should breeze by as quickly as death from leprosy.

[Patrick Sauriol]

Hah! Micah's right, you know.

But just think about how much extra income companies like Kleenex will take in as a result of Nick's draft.

I say we do this for superheroes next, after movies. Make your own SH team, then see how well they'd do against each other, leading up to a grand prize champion.

Sure it's geeky, but I think it'd be fun.

[willko]

we all know whoever drafts batman would win the superhero showdown, patrick... if he was given enough time to plan and prepare. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

/willko.

[Django]

Bullshit as I proved to friends of mine back in high school when we used to run this poor man's RPG like thing and I kicked the asses of all super heroes using only one character.

Ain't saying who less we do this. But you've been warned...

[willko]

green lantern would be my guess.

but give me a hint: was this the mayfair dc rpg or the marvel superheroes system (with the funky multi-colored chart)?

/willko.

[Carl Cunningham]

This draft actually havsn't been much slower than last year's we just have THREE TIMES as many souls taking part.

[Carl Cunningham]

And, I'm all for Patrick's SH draft idea too!

[Nick Nunziata]

32. Cosmic Ray
34. Imperator Gac
35. Willko

Draft, one of yoU!

[devilf]

Wow! I left work last night at almost 8. I was two away from my place in the draft, so I sent Nick an email with my pick, so that when my turn came, I wouldn't be holding everyone else up. Imagine my surprise when I get into work this morning, fix the network that crashed, and FINALLY get on CHUD, just to see that I was still two away!

What happens when the CHUD Draft 2001 finishes up in February 2002?

[Innocent X]

Would we be playing both sides of the fence on the superhero thing, both David Dunn and Mr. Glass types?

[Nick Nunziata]

Let's worry about the superhero thing when it comes, AFTER the Desert Island films one. Also, could someone try to moderate this thing while I'm away this afternoon?

[LowShot]

I'll keep an eye on things. . .

[LowShot]

Will somebody please effin' draft?

[Blofeld]

I take Lowshot.

[LowShot]

Awwww.. Ok, I'm not upset about the stagnation of this draft. I'm going to go be in Blo's harem.

Yay!

[Hellblazer]

Okay, EEWWW.

[Blofeld]

30+ posts and my foxy baby was still available? Hard to believe ... you must all be gay.

[Carl Cunningham]

She was to be my 2nd pick, Blofeld.

I'm straight.

And human (despite news to the contrary)

[BigRoundSailor]

She was my next pick too. Now my depth chart is screwed all to hell. I'm going to have to rework this bigtime and start looking for little known women that are extremely beautiful. Although, I do have one secret weapon that I'm sure no one will think of, and yes, she has been in a movie that wasn't porn.

[Innocent X]

Dana Plato's dead you know.

[Micah Robinson]

I'm fairly certain that you could've waited a couple of rounds to pick frickin' Mandy Moore.....

[devilf]

Being a necrophiliac, I was considering Dana..

[Hellblazer]

Nice pick, Blofeld.

I hate you.

[Innocent X]

Nice one Cosmic. I can't believe she was available either.

[devilf]

Ray you smelly fucknut! Damn it all to hell!
Well played.

I knew I should have gone with her first, but for some reason, my fingers typed Thora.

[Imperator GAC]

Not many may consider Mandy Moore because of her teeny bopper ways, but god is she hot. Besides, I never said i wanted to talk to her or anything, I just want the usual.

[Dave Davis]

well, shit. Hurley, Hayek and most importantly Connelly, dashed from my list...

bastards.

[Innocent X]

I had to cross those three off as well.

And I'm still feeling the burn from Rhona Mitra.

[Nick Nunziata]

Me too, Innocent.

[trippingbillie41]

DAAAAMN YOUUUUUUU COSMIC RAY!!!!

Shit, there goes number two on the list. I've wanted her since the freakin' Rocketeer. Bah! (edit: That's a damn fine picture of Ms. Connelly over in teh pictures thread, too!)

I debated placing her first, but my lust for Rebecca Romijn knows no bounds, except those enforced by law authorities.

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[Carl Cunningham]

I'm glad for some of these picks (for the "owners" as well as myself).

Afterall, I'd only have so many razors on the island http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[Innocent X]

Nick, I was sure I'd be able to pick her up, third maybe fourth round. Outlaw played us.

Only 8 picks away from Rd. 2. I'm hoping that the rest of the rounds go faster now that everyone is involved and knows what's up.

[Neil Bung]

Actually, I'm almost a little relieved that some of my top picks like Salma and Jennifer Connolly are getting drafted early. Takes some of the strategic guesswork out of who to pick next.

I've got a big list with no rankings, so I'm not too worried. Plus, either way, there's the bonus of looking upon absolutely stellar pictures of all the draftees anyway, whether they're mine or not. To all you guys finding the pictures, I thank you.

I'm also debating whether I should truly challenge you with some obligatory repulsive picks so that you're forced to find flattering pictures of them.

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[Murph]

That's it there is going to be hell to pay!!We haven't even completed the first round and I only got one out of My top ten list!! Blofeld and Cosmic Ray just shattered all my dreams of having the greatest "Draft" ever. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[TheOutlawTorn]

Don't feel bad guys, my next pick was Jennifer Connoly as well. That picture Nick put up on the main site a few weeks ago, HOLY INFLATED MAMMORIES BATMAN!

[Dave Davis]

more on the lovely Ms. Connelly, courtesy of CHUD newshound Dave Davis:
http://www.chud.com/news/nov00/nov28mind.php3

[trippingbillie41]

Maybe it's just me, but I think "Career Opportunities" is one of the best movies ever.

[Carl Cunningham]

You just want to be that bouncing horse http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Nick Nunziata]

closing this thread to start a new one.