Fanboy Dream Team Rough N' Tumble

[Devil Unicorn]

Not sure if this is the right forum for this, but it seems like the best place until STARCHAMBER decides to point me in the right direction. The main purpose of this thread is to flex your fanboy muscles and discuss the ultimate team-ups and crossovers that will never happen. These can be book, comic, movie, or tv characters. Post your queries and theories on the most earth-shattering fights you can think of.
Excluded: freddy vs. jason and aliens vs. predator vs. terminator. These have all been done to death.

A few ideas to get things goin':
Agents vs. The Twins
Cleric Preston vs. Neo
Scud: the Disposable Assassin vs. The T-800

[Sean Bateman]

If Preston was in The Matrix he would be able to take on anyone except Neo. That's the great part about being The One, you cannot be beat.

I want to see Jar Jar Vs. the kid villain in Robocop 2.

[Krak-At-Arms]

The Care Bears v.s. Cenobites

Would the Cenobites be beat out by the Care Bear Stare and become a bunch of flower picking tree huggers? Or would the Care Bears be torn up by chains and tortured in Hell for all eternity?

I'd watch it.

[Devil Unicorn]

Nobody can beat the Care Bear Stare. And as far as Jar Jar vs. the kid, my money's on the Gungan. You just know he'd trip over his own ass and end up dropping a car on the kid.

I was thinking last night about the Agent vs. Twin idea, and it's kind of hard to decide who would come out on top. Granted, the Agents are the top of the line fighter programs created by the Matrix, and are benefitting from 6 generations of trial and error, but what's so great about dodging bullets and punching hard when the Twins can just go immaterial? Then again, the Twins would be at a bit of a disadvangtage, because all they seem to be armed with is those little razorblades, and I'm not sure whether Agents bleed or not.