DJEvil's sweet and tangy box...

[grendel]

I have received it, and tasted of its forbidden fruits.

Blofeld gets it next, as I am sending him a present in it.

Who wants it after that?

See, it has to travel around at least the country if not the world before being returned to him, so pipe in here with who wants it and what you want Blo to send you.

CHUD-Box: Porn for a new generation!

[Blofeld]

A big, steaming dump for the first volunteer!

[girlcreeture]

Ok, I am curious here. Enlighten me please?

[Rhinestone Cowboy]

Yes please, you have piqued my curiosity

[Blofeld]

Looks like the creetch gets it next.

[raoul duke]

"DJEvil's sweet and tangy box..."
What the fuck is it?

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and a voice was screaming: Holy Jesus! What are these damn animals

[DJEvil]

Woah! Grendel! Hold on!

Send it back to me. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Then, I send it to Blofeld. Then General Logan.

It WILL get around the country, but because I send it. I already got the stuff. Eventually, it'll get to (most) everybody.

I really wouldn't mind if everyone got around to starting their own BOX-sendings.

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 02-20-2001).]

[DJEvil]

By the way, it's much better this way, as I am ON MY WAY TO SUNNY FLORIDA TO ATTEND FILM SCHOOL! (FULL SAIL, for those interested - www.fullsail.com (http://www.fullsail.com) ) If you were to pass it around like me (a cheap whore), it wouldn't get back in time.

Henceforth, I dub it "THE BOX." In all caps, too, so you can beg "WHAT'S IN THE BOX!? WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOX!?"

It's only about $5 to send (shipping and handling, plus whatever you put in there), but if you don't want it, say so. It's contents must remain secret. Still confused? Don't worry: you'll figure it out when you get it.

grendel and LowShot have gotten it, but I've decided that the next to recieve it shall not see it coming...until I ask for their addresses.

[This message has been edited by DJEvil (edited 02-20-2001).]

[grendel]

It cost like $25 to send it to me (three times), because, evidently, I live in a parallel dimension where my address is magically rendered invisible to our crack smoking postman.

[Hellblazer]

You ain't the only one, man. I continue to live my life under the assumption that my bastard postman stole my CHUD shirt, as it never got to me. And my Maxims are usually opened. And my EW's are always mangled, as are my USCav catalogs. And every once in a great while, my Playboy subscription skips a month

That ass. One of these days he's gonna stick his hand in my mailbox and grab a dogturd. Maybe then he'll quit fuckin' wit' me.

Anyway, put me on your list, DJ. I want to know what's in the box.

[LowShot]

THE BOX is full of tasty suprises. You must send back gifts of your own once you've received. THE BOX will kick your ass if you don't.

[raoul duke]

I gots to know what's in the box, send it here.

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[DJEvil]

Even better idea: In order to heighten the mystery of when your time has come, just send your mailing address in an e-mail.

[raoul duke]

You're not just collecting our addresses to brainwash us and make us join your focking cult

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[TheOutlawTorn]

God help me, when Hellblazer spelled "dogturd" as one word, I laughed my fucking ass off. I am a child.

Seriously though, if I e-mail you my address, will it eventually get here? I've got some lovely things I'd like to add to it that I think other Chewers will enjoy.

[DJEvil]

THE BOX will melt your brains, baby.

[DJEvil]

I'll send THE BOX out in the order I recieve addresses. How'zat sound?

[Shelby]

Ok the freaking suspense is killing me. I hope that I wont regret handing out my address.

If nothing else, Its definitely one way to get girls addresses
http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-20-2001).]

[Blofeld]

I've got a box, too! Send me your address, Shelby.

Um ... we'll get together and watch Eastwood movies, okay?

Please?

[girlcreeture]

Ok, so let me get this straight. THE BOX appears at one's home with wonderfully mysterious goods within it, do you keep the stuff in it? Or pass it on with extra stuff from yourself? Rules men! Rules! What are they?

I too want this package to visit me, I'm sending my address now...

[DJEvil]

It's a secret.

[LowShot]

I like being one of the 3 that know about the secret...

[Johnny Butane]

I'll give my address, but I better get the severed head of Gwenyth when THE BOX comes to me, or I'll hunt down the DJ and beat him with whatever the contents are.

And the creeture better get a dildo.

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[grendel]

The BOX is on its way back to you, Deej.

[Hellblazer]

So Grendel, Lowshot, and DJEvil are the three that know the secret.

I am in no way ashamed to admit that that makes me very, very afraid.

[LowShot]

Johnny, you can have Gwyneth's head once I'm done with the rest of her.

[devilf]

I have sent my address to the DJ.. I look forward to one day receiving that Box.

[girlcreeture]

Make sure it's a black one!

[grendel]

Dildo or box?

I prefer my dildos in that kind of jellied purple, with the sparklies.

[girlcreeture]

Mmmmm sparklies.......

I was referring to getting a black dildo in jest, though now I am rather afeared I may wind up with THE BOX containing a ginormous black double headed dildo >shiver<

[Shelby]

This is just putting too many odd images in my head. GC opening a strange box with a black dildo in it... Grendel with a purple sparklie dildo... this is just plain disturbing http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 02-23-2001).]

[grendel]

Keep that camera rolling, Shel...the film just gets better from here.

[Eddie5]

Both hands on the keyboard, gren.

[girlcreeture]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Shelby:
this is just plain disturbing

Yet strangely titillating........

[DJEvil]

devilf, what e-mail addy did ya send it to? I ain't got it. Got Hellblazer's, though.

And by the way. In case it hasn't already been stated: THE BOX is the greatest thing EVER.

And when ya get it, ya keep the secret to yourself.

[Johnny Butane]

No one said anything about a double headed dildo, girl, just a dildo. What would the other head be for?

Fucking dike.

That was a joke.

Shelby, just give in to those urges you feel when you picture those thinsgs, you'll be happier in the end.

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[girlcreeture]

Who you calling a fucking dike huh? Use your imagination man!

[Blofeld]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Johnny Butane:
you'll be happier in the end.

Oh, I think Johnny understands ...

[devilf]

I sent it to s-mart-ash@excite.com.

You can send the box to me at:
Devin Faraci
9 Murray Street, 3rd floor
New York, NY 10007

[devilf]

deej, did you get my addy?

[Hellblazer]

ROAD TRIP!!!

[DJEvil]

I did, indeed.