Go here, your life depends on it dammit

[girlcreeture]

Well, actually it doesn't depend on it, but has anyone gone and read the pretty new stories in The Creature Corner? They're very wholesome and provide niacin and riboflavin much like you favorite yummy breakfast cereal.

So go here for the latest stories:
Creature Corner (http://www.creature-corner.com/)

And here for past stories:
Creature Features (http://www.creature-corner.com/creaturefeatures/)

Thank you. Goodnight.

[Blofeld]

Absolutely shameless.

[Johnny Butane]

So? You people should be reading more anyway.

[Will]

Good god! Now Butane really does control her. My god!

[LowShot]

You can control me Will.


ahem (http://www.homeownersrights.com)

excuse me (http://www.homeownersrights.com)

wow look at the pretty lights.. (http://www.homeownersrights.com)

[Johnny Butane]

It's not control so much as...well, yeah, I guess it is control. Once you've slep with me (and god willing, you all will someday), you'll understand.

Daniel, what the hell are YOU doing with Home Owner's Rights? Is everyone in on this but me? It's because I didn't sleep with Will, isn't it?

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EAT THIS (http://www.creature-corner.com)

[girlcreeture]

I control myself! (Yes Johnny)

I am my own Girlcreeture! (Ok Johnny)

I do what I want! (Yes Johnny)

When I want! (Ok Johnny)

[Johnny Butane]

Damn straight.

[LowShot]

I have nothing to do with that silly site. Especially since I don't even own a home. I was just being Will's mind-controlled freak, because he's a caring and giving lover, unlike you.

sniff, bastard.

Just kidding. I know why Timmy likes you, you're a swell, cuddly, little horror-webmaster.

[billylove]

You guys are F'd up.

BTW keep up the great work at the creature corner.

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You want a little? Huh? You want any?

Welcome (http://www.buttheadnpopeye.com)

[Will]

Yep! I guess it plain to see that I have a "bitch" in every port.

Who's next?

(Pssst!~Daniel, I told you to keep quite about that shit!)