David Boreanaz Stole My Dead Grandmother's Wedding Dress

[Django]

And is now tooling around in a hopped up 74 Mustang headed straight for Benson Arizona were some old Indian living in a Tee-Pee will give him $35 dollars and a Mobil Speedpass keychain if he delivers it by nine AM.

So in retaliation I have shanghai-ed Charisma Carpenter and if I don't get the dress back, I'm going to force her to watch I Still Know What You Did Last Summer until she cracks and begins to speak to the Dolphins...

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[kronos]

Sounds like a normal weekend for Q!

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[Jason Pollock]

"But I must pay the rent!"

"But you can't pay the rent!"

EEEE-EEE-EE-EEEE! EEEE-EEE-EE-EEEE!

[General Logan]

Right when I had neared completion of my Destro costume for Rosh Hashannah...

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You have drained me by speaking.

[Will]

Lindango?

[Django]

On the tenth viewing, Carpenter began foaming at the mouth during the tanning bed scene. As we tried to slap some sense into her, one of her implants blew up and killed little Timmy O'Toole our intern.

Now she's leaking silicone and performing old cheerleading routines in the Ewok language.

But damn it all if the marathon ain't continuing...

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