Why I f'in hate homecoming season!

[RathBandu]

I hate it. It sucks. It's all this bullshit pressure. Fuck. And the girl I like-you know who I'm talking about-got asked out by this dipshit son of a bitch who doesn't even like her but only asked her out cause I wouldn't kiss this friend of his who's dumb and everybody makes fun of's ass and I gave him the finger. MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! WHEN THE FUCK AM I GONNA GET MY 'OTHER TIME'? SHE'S PROMISED ME THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS! FUCK!

[TheOutlawTorn]

Look man, i got a gun, some brown liquor, a pickup truck, a couple of bucks. Screw this, lets go to Mexico and get plastered.

WHO'S WITH ME!?

[Will]

Ask one of her friends. Foeget what they look like, just take one. Get her drunk have a good time and who knows. Never go back to a girl who promises you a prom date for two years and then screws you. Take her friend or one of her relatives. She'll never forget you after that.

[LeglessDog]

I sound like such a sychophant....

I'm with Will-

either move on, just nail the bitch to the wall with an act of social retribution that no one will ever, EVER, forget

[General Logan]

Bitches never leave.

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You have drained me by speaking.

[Will]

Real women do!

[Jason Pollock]

Strong men also cry.

Strong men ALSO cry.

Rath-DAMN kid, I swear I know you...

It's hell. Comfort yourself with the fact that when you get what you want-it usually kinda' stinks.

But man, do I remember...

[Charly]

Don't worry. I didn't go to the prom...nobody asked me. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/frown.gif I was tempted to go to the 10 year reunion just to show those assholes what they missed out on, http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

...but, I had better things to do (you know, like post on an internet forum *L*)

[This message has been edited by Charly (edited 09-21-2000).]

[Will]

Charly: It was their loss I'm sure. Its too bad you weren't born thirty years earlier and didn't grow up near San Diego. Too bad your dad didn't own a record label and a disco. No wait that is wrong.

[This message has been edited by Will (edited 09-21-2000).]

[The Bowler]

Oh man, Charly, not only did I not go to the prom I didn't go to ANY school dances. Even if I had been asked I think I would have said no. My friends and I went to the Opera instead.

Now I spend all week looking forward to Sunday night chats (*sigh*, pity party).

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"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you wanna keep fighting evil today."

[Jason Pollock]

I never went. The last time I got asked, it was by a girl though was really cute and cool. I told her there was no way I was going to prom with her-but anywhere else she wanted to go in the continental United States, and anything she wanted to do, I would do.

Turns out she just wanted a date to the prom.

Oh well.

I was sitting at a table with a bunch of guys one day, forced to explain my actions, and I said that there was no way I was going to spend a small fortune to go to a SCHOOL DANCE. I told her that we could go para-sailing, skydiving, rafting-drive cross country, go to a concert-ANYTHING but show up to a school function, where school rules of conduct and contact applied.

Upon hearing this-the kid who went on to become my class valedictorian said:

"The problem with prom is that you have to drop all this bank on a girl you're probably already going out with in the HOPES she'll put out at the end of the night-shit, man-rent a limo and drive through downtown GARY and drop fifty bucks on a sure thing!"

I told him it was that kind of thinking that had six schools fighting over him...

[Refrozen Seabass]

"You take him!"

"No, you take him!"

"We don't want to. You guys take him."

Oh, did you mean they were fighting for his enrolement?



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"My name is Professor Julius Sumner Miller, and Physics is my business!"

[Shelby]

I never went to my prom either. The whole idea just didnt appeal to me. Although, me and my best friend had a plan that we were gonna go together, as a couple to shock people (my best friend is a girl), but I wound up moving so it didnt happen. Now that would have been interesting http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
Shelby (http://shelbyiam.cjb.net)

[This message has been edited by Shelby (edited 09-21-2000).]

[Refrozen Seabass]

On the other hand, I was really looking forward to my 10-year high school reunion this summer.

The best revenge is living well.



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"My name is Professor Julius Sumner Miller, and Physics is my business!"

[Will]

Shelby: You should have take a guy with the two of you and insisted on all three of you dancing slow with each other and hanging on to each other all night long. THAT would have been a prom to remember!

[mister Tibbs]

I'm too anti social to even go to school when there isn't a prom. I'd never be caught dead going to something like that, and besides, I'm too mentally ill to go out with a girl. I'm what my psychiatrist calls a "sexual deviant".

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Sometimes I steal ashtrays from the motels in which I commit adultery

[Eyeball Kid]

HAM, you're driving me crazy with the "Strong men also cry" quote. I can't remember where that's from. Help me guys, before my sanity goes even further south.

[Will]

Rath: For three days prior to the prom, eat nothing but Pork and Beans, chil and beans, hard boiled eggs, cabbage and dring a few beers. Take a girl with a sense of humor (and preferably a bad cold) and have the time of your life at the prom. Do NOT under any circumstances, smoke. (Trust me on this point)

[RathBandu]

love I get so lost sometimes
days pass and this emptieness fills my heart
when I want to run away
I drive off to my car
but whichever way I go
I come back to the place where you are

all my instincts, they return
and all the grand facade, so soon will burn
without a noise, without my pride
I reach out from the inside

EVERYBODY!

In her eyes
the light the heat
In her eyes
I am complete
In here eyes...

I'm going there tonight. The restraining order, I predict, will come on Monday. Vaya Con Dios, Live Long and Prosper, Stay Sick, Turn Blue, Use The Force. Thank you everybody! Goodnight!

[Jason Pollock]

There goes a hero.

[Jason Pollock]

Oh, eyeball-It's Lebowski.