the war, part two

[Will]

I have sent the following email. I am curious to see what type of a response I receive.

To Hot Animal Machine: "I am willing to do as Brian suggests and limit the insults to email. I invite you to join me for the good of the site. You can delete emails without reading them and so can I and we will bother no one. The next move is yours.-Will"

[Ghost of Quatermass76]

Screw that, wage war here on the boards cause...

a) Don't make this shit personal...

b) This war is most definately more interesting and keeps me coming back for updates more often than most of the other lame shit people post...

FIGHT ON...

[Jason Pollock]

Well. I tried to show some decorum...

Tried to keep it nice in here...

But this stupid fucking bastard won't quit.

So what did I say in response?



[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 09-19-2000).]

[Will]

Thought I'd let those that are interested know that Ham did respond to my email I wouldn't place it here because it is not my place to do so with HAM's communications.

However, I will put my response to his email here if you are really that interested.

(HAM)(Not his real name) "Thanks for writing. I didn't think you would. You have surprized me. I am glad you are proud of yourself and I wish you no harm.-Wlll (Not real name)

By the way, since leaving the Border Patrol I have earned over 80 million dollars and am willing to travel at the drop of a hat with certified books and tax returns to prove it. I have been extremely happily married for over 28 years now, two more than you have been alive, to a woman that I still think is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I have great kids the same age as you. No drugs, no heavy drinking, no trips to jail and they are happy and productive. Compared to you I am old. I am also extremely immature and not ashamed to admit it. I do have fun. Since you told me so much about yourself, I thought I'd do the same. If we don't stop communicating. who knows where it might lead. God forbid!"

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[Automatic Jack]

Waitaminute...his real name's NOT Hot Animal Machine??
My fragile illusion of reality has been shattered...

[Will]

No sorry. My real name is Hot Animal Machine. That's what this has all been over.

[Jason Pollock]

This is only mildly insane, isn't it?

[Refrozen Seabass]

This is modemland.

What does one do to earn 80 million dollars after leaving the border patrol? I have to admit I'm curious.

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"My name is Professor Julius Sumner Miller, and Physics is my business!"

[devilf]

HAM - there's nothing mild about it

Seabass - You know those "Hot Cum Drenched Teens" sites? Meet the man who invented the cum drenched teen.

[Ghost of Quatermass76]

Ain't you cats ever seen Flashpoint?

You are aware that Kris Kristofferson has made more movies than Blade, right?

[devilf]

Being aware of them and subjecting myself to them are two entirely different things.

However, I did look it up on imdb. Seems to fit, GoQMass.

[General Logan]

The sewer needs an IQ filter.

What am I saying?! I would have a grand total of three posts! AAAAAAAAAAAGH!



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You have drained me by speaking.

[Refrozen Seabass]

Shades of Quatermass:

Yes, and yes.

Fine stuff like 'Millenium'. Varley, what were you thinking?

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"My name is Professor Julius Sumner Miller, and Physics is my business!"

[LowShot]

I don't know what happened, but I think I am now on Bizzaro CHUD. Is that what happened?

[king of all]

bizzaro chud indeed! why, two summers ago, i had phillip over for afternoon tea. and do you know what he said? he told me he's been summering in the caymen islands! well, i never! needless to say, i told elizabeth about it and she assured me that the whole ordeal was poppycock....

[Eddie5]

Even more bizzaro would be the fact that if Will is married for more than 28 years, he would have been 14 years old when he got hitched.

[Will]

eddie if I am 52 you need a refresher course in math. I am 52 years old, going on 17, I admit it.

[Eddie5]

Your ICQ, my friend, says 25th April 1958 and in the age column, you state 42 which gives us the tally, wait for it....42! If you aren't lying here then you are lying there.

Either case, what does that make you?

And why Bowen there when you state your name as Arthur here?

You are man full of contradictions, Will.

[Will]

Refrozen: I am a male model and katrate instructor. Okay, the part about being a male model is a lie. Well, the part about being a karate instructor is too. I am a consultant, I guess you could say. Only my banker knows for sure, well and a few people at CHUD, that I trust.

[Ghost of Quatermass76]

I got a better idea.

Who gives a shit how old he is cause it ain't like there's loads of truth flowing thru this place...

[Eddie5]

One word. Credibility.

[Will]

Two words, Be skeptical!

[Will]

If it says 1958, instead of 1948, then it is a typo. My screen name is nyceolman for crying out loud. Look at the posts. I continually refer to myself as being old. I am not after your sister, so relax. As you know, I have been taken to task more than once, for making typos and it probablly won't be the last one. As to last name. My privacy and when to id, myself, if ever, is my choice. On the other hand, don't believe any of it. I give you my permission. There is nothing I could say that would convince you anyway, and you are not one of those I would care to try and convince. NO insult intended, but there are a few that I felt needed to know who I was and what I did, for various reasons. Others don't need to know. I thought HAM should have the data I sent him and now he has it. Besides if we are just battling it out here, what does any of that matter. I could be Bill Clinton for all you know. Or Monica. Or just a guy in a little salior suit, trying to get his ship brought in. Or Stone Cold. Hell, you'd never iknow.

[Eddie5]

Just an observation. But if 1958 was a typo then how did the age column conveniently have 42, making it a proper match?

And no, ICQ doesn't have an automatic feature that calculates your age based on the year date.

[Eddie5]

And oh, if I'm not to believe anything you say, essentially that makes you unreliable.

[Jason Pollock]

Let's face it-the guy's full of contradictions and full of shit.

Were this the fucking jungle, I'd be wearing jewelery made from his sun-bleached bones, and his women would be wearing the pelts of the animals I killed.

[Refrozen Seabass]

My women would be stark naked. I'd watch them huddle for warmth.

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"My name is Professor Julius Sumner Miller, and Physics is my business!"

[Will]

If it says 1958, instead of 1948, then it is a typo. My screen name is nyceolman for crying out loud. Look at the posts. I continually refer to myself as being old. I am not after your sister, so relax. As you know, I have been taken to task more than once, for making typos and it probablly won't be the last one. As to last name. My privacy and when to id, myself, if ever, is my choice. On the other hand, don't believe any of it. I give you my permission. There is nothing I could say that would convince you anyway, and you are not one of those I would care to try and convince. NO insult intended, but there are a few that I felt needed to know who I was and what I did, for various reasons. Others don't need to know. I thought HAM should have the data I sent him and now he has it. Besides if we are just battling it out here, what does any of that matter. I could be Bill Clinton for all you know. Or Monica. Or just a guy in a little salior suit, trying to get his ship brought in. Or Stone Cold. Hell, you'd never iknow.

[Eddie5]

Into cloning now?

[Will]

Eddie, unreliable is my middle name. So don't marry me.

[Will]

Yeah cloning sounds good. words words words, jez is this going to continue as just snipping back and forth across the boards? Comeon, lets have a slug out once and for all. I am feeling like ham looks today. Let's get it on. Come on boy. I am old, you can use your wit to establish yourself, or whatever. Mano a mano. That means man to man, not using your hand! Lets get something set up to finish this shit.

[Will]

Refrozen: If your women are naked I could help you watch them.

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[LeglessDog]

I'm with Will.

[Will]

Legless! My man! I may need a second if this crap continues. Glad to have you!

[BlackCrowe]

Ok, Here I am.
I have left the MAIN sewer, to continue ( if need be) here, in CULTURE AND FREE FORM!
Whoo-Hoo!
Hey, who brought in the iguana? I LIKE lizards!

[Will]

Crowe: I think I dated an iguana one time. She sure looked like one. I hear they make good chili. Inmagine some woman with her hair up but badly colored, not really long enough. Those cheeks just about dragging on the floor. Her facial cheeks too. I think she even ate flies. She tried to eat mine. I woke up the next morning, remebering painfully and thanking God for making me blind after the drinking the night before. Then I got up and went to school, cause I was in the 10th grade. I later found out I was so drunk I had dated a lawnmower that night. She didn't really talk much. But I had a good time.

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[General Logan]

I suppose I should stop hacking their emails en route.

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You have drained me by speaking.

[BlackCrowe]

ahem....


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[devilf]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Refrozen Seabass:
This is modemland.

What does one do to earn 80 million dollars after leaving the border patrol? I have to admit I'm curious.



Good question about where a border guard makes that kind of money. Who would be willing to give cash to the people who patrol our nation's borders with Mexico?

[VerbalKint]

What started this war between HAM and Will anyway?

[jabbadonut]

I have no idea. It all seems rather silly to me. Maybe it'll be fun, and funny. But silly, nonetheless.

[swykk]

i don't know either...i haven't been around here long enough. however, if there is to be a match between them may i suggest myself as the jim ross meets joey styles style commentator. i can say things like

"dammit! ham hit will with the steel reply button!"

or perhaps

"oh my god! will had his friends do run ins and they are beating the life out of ham with a barrage of nasty one liners and insults!"

that COULD be fun...