* Voices

[General Logan]

In my mind, you all have a distinct voice when I am reading your posts.

For example, HAM sounds like Wolfman Jack. Grendel (AND Hotpants) sound like Harvey Firestein. DJ Evil sounds like Donny Osmond kicked in the throat/nads. Grim Fist sounds like Chirs Elliot.

Oh, and Nick sounds like his wife.


Add your lovin' comments below:

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[grim_fist]

hehehehehehe

[grim_fist]

THESE PIPES...ARE CLEAN!!

[Charly]

I've been told I sound like Fran Drescher (sp?) .... Especially the laugh.

[General Logan]

Funny, I was thinking Fran Tarkenton.

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"At the end of my twenty third year, I found my application for sainthood rejected, and was forced to live among you all as one of your own."

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[kronos]

You know, grendel sounds to me like Dennis Miller.

HAM - Ted Nugent
Nick - Hugh Jackman as Wolverine(I can just hear him say, "Your a dick")
Blofeld - sort of a Tim Robbins

Hey Charly! Say "whyyy?" just once, then we'll know if you sound like Fran Drescher. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

[Will]

I sort of hear Logan as Chris Rock in The Fifth Element. I pictured HAM more like Erkell, Cooper, more like Edward Evertt Horton and Seabass more like Andy Devine, Coyote more like Divine and Nick like Stallone. All the female CHUDers, except those I mention below, sound like the luscious ladies on 999-talk, except Hauser, who I hear having more of a edge to her voice. After all she has to put up with Coyote all the time. I picture Charly's voice more like the Russian Tennis player Kanakovka's (or however you would spell that)I see Charly having some kind of racket, you see. Shelby would sound like Diane Keaton. She laughs a lot. My voice has been compared to two cats having at it on a thin metal roof, so there you go. No need to bash me, it would probably be true. My bad voice is because of my wife's continually choking me out. She used to be a wrestler.

[General Logan]

Will: You have compressed apporximately one thousand and four goof-ups, misspellings, and other typos into one small paragraph.

A feat of which few are capable.

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"At the end of my twenty third year, I found my application for sainthood rejected, and was forced to live among you all as one of your own."

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[Shelby]

Actually, if any of you have heard Anna Nicole Smith talk (maybe in Naked Gun?) I sound exactly like her. Actually me and my best friend both sound exactly like her, because when we were in New Orleans some guys asked us if all the girls in TX sound like ANS http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif Mainly because we kinda talk low and have a tendency to mumble alot http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

Will, you are correct about the laughing alot thing, everyone used to call me giggles in High School http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif I hated it http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

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You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me not you!
Shelby (http://shelbyiam.cjb.net)

[kronos]

That was Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod. Sorry.

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

[General Logan]

I think Will just thinks all of us black people look the same.

And from a recent e-mail, HAM should be HSM. Hot Sex Machine. What a voice on that bad boy!

(Yes, so VERY kidding)

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"At the end of my twenty third year, I found my application for sainthood rejected, and was forced to live among you all as one of your own."

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[Jason Pollock]

Note to self-as the page loads, and you scroll down the board to the new reply, under no circumstances should you take a drink of Hawaiian Punch. 9 out of 10 times, you will channel Danny Thomas and spit take all over the living room.

Curse you, Logan.

He's just depressed that I don't sound like Wolfman Jack.

[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 09-10-2000).]

[General Logan]

More like RELIEVED. Like your once puffy cheeks prior to eruption.

I am SO glad HAM and I are talking again. After all his SW-related crying.

Seriously though, this puts a definitive END to the thought that HAM hated my bitch ass.

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"At the end of my twenty third year, I found my application for sainthood rejected, and was forced to live among you all as one of your own."

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[Jason Pollock]

"SW-related crying"? Huh?

Hate you? Why?

Oh, I see an e-mail in your future, mister...

[D_B_Cooper]

I always sounded like Daniel Stern in my own head. Don't ask me why. And Will sounds like Adam Sandler as Pedro to me. "A monkey will eat dirt, if you make him!"

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[kronos]

Heh.....Danny Thomas. I remember Dave Letterman was having everybody on his show one night do a spit-take....Paul's was the worst and Biff's was the best. Spit-takes are always great comedy

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

[Jason Pollock]

I totally remember that. He was giving them this lame tutorial and building it up, then Paul dribbles this flow down his chin.

Yes-great comedy.

[Coyote]

I sound like James Earl Jones.
No, really.

Hastur should have an edge in her voice on posts, kinda like Garafaolo. She doesn't sound like that all the time, just when she's ranting. Which, granted, she does alot. Other times, it's just sort of a low silk (1-900-raw-silk), unless she's hyper, in which case, it rises to a normal pitch because she's doing that trick sax players are good at...breathing while expelling air.
I am *so* dead.
Actually, she does so many voices, it's hard to pinpoint what she sounds like.

I have no idea what I sound like, because you can't hear yourself.

[Will]

Thank you General. With a bow to Clueless, here goes. I didn't have an acceptance speach ready, I'm so unprepared. Well, I just have to say, fucking up gramatically and spellingwise is not something you can do alone. I have to thank my teachers and the school system for giving an unknown kid a chance. To my employees who gave me a Franklin hand held spell checker that was broken. To my family who are always yelling at me to get off the damn computer and to my wife, who is a former Marine Drill Instructor, who keeps slapping me on the back of the head when I piss her off, which is about 12 times per day. The resulting brain damage is hard to live with, duuuuuh, but I am trying. Also, why do you assume I am white? You maybe in for a big surprise someday. You may be the General, but who the hell do you think is "Corporal Punishment?" That would be me. Of course no one can take over the title of "Private Parts" from Cooper. I guess Ham would "Major Pain."
kronos, you are of course correct, about Chris Tucker. I depend on your help to keep me on the rightous path towards true enlightenment, regarding my facts. FURTHER, I am not the only truly great person who has had problems with the English language. Witness Jesus, Budda, Gengis Khan, Marco Polo, Joan of Arc, Columbus. Need I go on. They all made something of themselves, despite weak english skills and so shall I. Viva la lingua! Viva, Will. De aqui en andelante, en este message, Yo voy a hablar en otra linguas, solomente! Chinga tu, El General (hen-ar al) Phonetically, Vi tow mano ku, shupa meo pow. Peas dooie, do rock!

[Will]

Logan: You said I made about 1004 mistakes in one little paragragh. Well I understand that over exageration is a sure sign of having a little penis. So that would mean,,,,shit! I'm sorry, ma'am!

[king of all]

er, ah...

you all sound like steven hawking to me...

[kronos]

Good one KOA, but I happen to know better now.
Coyote, say "This is CNN" just once...please?

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

[Coyote]

Is that a joke, or are you really blind and have a very old speech synth hooked up?

[king of all]

it's a joke{or what passes for one}.

i just, for some reason, always will affiliate that voice with anything involving computers and text. wierd, i know, but it makes some of the conversations around here even funnier.

[king of all]

come to think of it, do you know where i could get my hands on one of those old voice synths, cheap?

[General Logan]

It's called GORF.

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"At the end of my twenty third year, I found my application for sainthood rejected, and was forced to live among you all as one of your own."

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[girlcreeture]

You all sound like the other voices in my head. Maybe that's why I feel such a loving bond with you all, the familiarity ya know?

'Cept you guys don't tell me to kill old ladies and small children.

[kronos]

My voices tell me to kill medium-to-large chickens and to boil lobsters while they are still alive. Now that's weird. Or is that just hunger?

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

[General Logan]

Kronos: That is tha fat French cook guy who can't tie his own shoes.

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"At the end of my twenty third year, I found my application for sainthood rejected, and was forced to live among you all as one of your own."

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[D_B_Cooper]

You guys don't know what you're missing, always having to type out every little word. It's freeing, I assure you.

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"STARING AT THE SUN MADE ME CRAZY!"

[grendel]

I do NOT sound like Harvey Firestein. I sound like Balky, from Perfect Strangers. And Hotpants sounds like John Malkovich as Teddy KGB from Rounders...(not true. She only sounds like that when she's turned on. And really, she sounds like Xenia Onatopp rather than Teddy KGB, although she still calls me "Meester Son ov beetch")

[kronos]

I thought it was nore like Harvey Firestien as played by John Malkovich.

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

[TheOutlawTorn]

Hmmmmmm, girlcreeture sounds like Michael Clarke Duncan. HAM sounds like Cobra Commander from G.I. Joe. Grndel sounds like John Travolta..........In BATLLEFIELD EARTH!!!

By the way, i am reeeeally drunk.

[Jason Pollock]

Oddly enough, even intoxicated-you're not far off.

Johnny Butane tells me that gircreeture kinda LOOKS like Michael Clarke, while I have a voice similar to that OTHER Cobra villain-Serpentor.

And grendel-while not sounding anything like the aforementioned Psychlo (he sounds much more like your standard-issue "man-animal"), has a codpiece of similar dimensions-and enjoys "coffee regurer".

"Have him destroyed...THIS...I COMMAND!"
-Serpentor

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[TheOutlawTorn]

cobra-lalalalalalalala!!!!

[Quatermass76]

I must have a voice like Snake Eyes or something...

[TheOutlawTorn]

Hmmmmm, no i keep hearing Dr. Mindbender for some reason. Do you have a handlebar moustache and an affinity for going shirtless by chance?

[girlcreeture]

Actually, I sound more like Ving Rhames

"I'm gonna get medievil on your ass"

[TheOutlawTorn]

Ah yes, thats who i was thinking of! Or wait, was it Fred Williamson? No, Ice Cube, wait.....ahhh, of course, Warwick Davis!

I get all those big mean black dudes confused.

[Quatermass76]

Not at all I'm afraid.

To be truthful I sound a lot like Kurt Russell thanks to all the years of imitating Snake Plissken in high school and college and the fact I only shave every three days...

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[kronos]

I'll bet the "call me Snake" went over well, eh? How about "call me QuaterSnake".

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

[Jason Pollock]

You too, eh Q?

[Nick Nunziata]

Here's what the guys sound like:

Brian Koukol: ED-209 meets Anthony Michael Hall

Dave Davis: George Clooney meets Groucho Marx

Nick Nunziata: John Cusack meets Peloquin

Daniel Bellury: Charles Martin Smith meets Robert England

Carl Cunningham: Dustin Hoffman meets Michael Keaton

Steve Murphy: Ralph Fiennes meets Kirstie Alley

Micah Robinson: Clint Eastwood meets George Hamilton

[Jason Pollock]

John Cusack meets Peloquin?

It's about SOUND, not Looks...

"Devil's Head"

[Quatermass76]

Actually the "Call me Snake" gags went over quite well especially when the entire school went into lockdown mode every other week after the noontime race riots.

There's something both kinda cool and kinda sad about seeing a bunch of the cities finest in full riot gear and shields eyeballing you with itchy trigger fingers as you and another person walk the gauntlet they've set up in means of evacuating the school.

And I did always hang out with a busty firecracker named Maggie while I was there...

[Jason Pollock]

"Maybe I'll just beat it outta' your SQUEEZE...TALK TO 'IM BABY!"

[kronos]

True anarchist - sneering at cops in riot gear! Yeah, baby, yeah!!

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

[LowShot]

So that's what I sound like.

[Video God]

Quatermass: Kermit The Frog

Nick: Vin Diesel from Pitch Black

Lowshot: John McClain

General Logan: George C. Scott from Patton

HAM: Hannibal Lecture

[Refrozen Seabass]

From now on, Grendel will always sound like Geddy Lee to me.

You brought this upon yourself, you know.

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Donate your bodies to science, you fools!

[kronos]

"Hannibal Lecture": That dissertation you have to sit through every time Anthony Hopkins speaks at your school.

HvvvvHvvvv!!!

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-KRONOS/"Crankcase" http://www.piranha.bigsmart.com

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[The Bowler]

Actually, I've never really given much thought to what the people on the board sound like.

I guess that I would have to say that I associate you guys more with voices of people that I see every day. Very hard to describe.

And while I'm flattered to be one of the luscious ladies on 999-talk, I have to agree with Shelby. I don't know what Anna Nicole Smith sounds like but unless I make an effort to be heard I also speak low and softly. Must be the Texas air. Except when I'm really interested in something, then you can't shut me up. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

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"Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you wanna keep fighting evil today."

[Nick Nunziata]

My voice can be heard on the songs here.
http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/14/package.html

[Jason Pollock]

And Kronos beat me to it.

I was going to say that it was the inspirational speech George Peppard gives to the rest of the A-Team before they do the "building stuff" montage...

[LowShot]

Hey, hey Video God! I like the way you think.

[Coyote]

"And while I'm flattered to be one of the luscious ladies on 999-talk, I have to agree with Shelby. I don't know what Anna Nicole Smith sounds like but unless I make an effort to be heard I also speak low and softly. Must be the Texas air. Except when I'm really interested in something, then you can't shut me up."

Hastur's the same way, but projects to the back of the room...and if she's excited, the room 6 blocks away, that they think is soundproofed. (Hey, she's not regional SCA bard in several regions for nuthin.)
It MUST be the Texas air. Thanks, Gov Bush.

[Refrozen Seabass]

"He stole m'boots. Nobody steals m'boots."

That, "TRASH BAG!!" and the moll screaming "My new LeCar!" are about the only lines that I can remember from the A-Team. The rest is just gunfire. I loved it.

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Donate your bodies to science, you fools!

[RathBandu]

Yeah, well who do I sound like? I think my posts sound like a cross between Christian Slater in Heathers, Joe Pesci, and Charlie Martin Smith.

[Eli Cross]

I sound just like my brother only not so much.

Unless, of course, he has a cold.

[General Logan]

I am a cross between Teller and an alarm clock.

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You have drained me by speaking.

[General Logan]

I sound like Deadpool... you know, from the comics?

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You have drained me by speaking.