Open Mic

[DJEvil]

This here's a little ditty I wrote while watching Return of the Living Dead 3. Hope ya'll enjoy it.

Mindy Clarke
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A pretty girl
Do do-doo, do do-doo
A pretty girl
Do do-doo, do do-doo
Asleep
Do do-doo, do do-doo
At peace
Do do-doo, do do-doo

ahhhhhhh *thump*

With blood on her chin
Do do-doo, do do-doo
Do do-doo, do-do-doo

Zombie girl
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo
Zombie girl
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo
Eats skin
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo
Low fat
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo

ahhhhhhh *thump*

C'mon 'n' eat me
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo
Do-dly do-doo, do-dly do-doo

Masochist
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow
Masochist
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow
Likes pain
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow
It's like sex

ahhhhhhhh *thump*

Beat you with a pole
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow
Do-dly pow pow, do-dly pow pow

Chaaaaa!

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Feel free to put up anything of relevance...or not.

[Wicked Wench]

DJ, please see a therapist

I mean really, worrying about low fat skin?!?

What's wrong with you?

[DJEvil]

Yeah? Try this: http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Forum14/HTML/000045.html

Or to a lesser extent: http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/Forum14/HTML/000006.html

If you ain't convinced yet, you nevah will be.

[Jason Pollock]

Love Mindy Clarke, love ROTLD3, ALWAYS loved the song, and yes, DJ-ALWAYS loved you.

And no, I'm not back-just couldn't resist posting to you here.

Q-Mass is gone.
Fright Flick guy is gone.
People are disenchanted, and the boards are clogged with people BRAGGING about hashish.

...SNORRRRRRRRE!!!!...

Oh, and fuck you for leaving, Quatermass-You're the HERO. I just die here.

Heart on MY sleeve? You bet your ass. It's the only way to live. Anything less makes you a pussy.

Deej-I'll check back for more ditties sometime later. Do not disappoint.

[Wicked Wench]

ummm... HAM... before going off on you was the hash mention pointed at me? Cos if it is you couldn't be more WRONG! Yeah, the Bulldog is a hash bar- and I loved hanging out there. It was a great place with great people and it was very laid back and wonderful. Smoking hash never actually came into the picture. If you want to bitch about something pick something with merit, not an off-hand remark

[DJEvil]

And not in my topic, please and thank you.

Back TO the topic, I think Mindy is one hot zombie.

[Wicked Wench]

Sorry DJ, I really didn't mean to go off in your topic

I have no excuse, I guess my blood sugar was low

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fact: alcohol kills brain cells. You loose one more and you're a talking monkey.

[DJEvil]

Ah, well. While yer here, post any other thoughts on anything topic-related.

Or put up yer own song. It's open mic, after all.

[Wicked Wench]

I'd love to but I have a song stuck in my head and can't get around it. I know, maybe if you sing along with me it might go away. Ready?

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood
a beautiful day in the neighborhood
would you be my
could you be my
won't you be
my neighbor!

[grim_fist]

*Sung to the tune of "The Dreidle Song"*

I have a piece of Gouda, I eat it everyday

Somebody offered me Swiss Cheese, but Swiss is fucking gay!

Oh Gouda, Gouda, Gouda, I eat it everyday

Gouda, Gouda, Gouda, it's totally not gay!

SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST


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hehehehe, I posted this a while ago under my alter ego Mr. Monster, hopefully it will be appreciated here http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif

[grim_fist]

I apologize if I offended any Swiss Cheese lovers out there.

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Actually, I just wanted to post this to get to 400 posts...thhhhppt!

[D_B_Cooper]

Hey HAM, what the hell happened? Where did everyone go? Where are Quatermass, Fright Flick Guy, and the like? And what the heck happened to the CHUD sewer?!?!? Save me, Jeebus!!

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HE WAS HERE!

[Quatermass76]

OK, you guys win.

I'm back to stay.

Happy now?

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The preceding was brought to you courtesy of The Quatermass Institute for the Preservation of Electric Mayhem and from the kind donations of people like you...

[Quatermass76]

And the best thing Mindy Clarke ever did was Return to Two Moon Junction were she got down with her bad self for a prolonged sequence of self love.

Course she wasn't alone now that I think about it...

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The preceding was brought to you courtesy of The Quatermass Institute for the Preservation of Electric Mayhem and from the kind donations of people like you...