I am 26% nerd, and I have the scores to prove it!!!

[grendel]

I cannot believe I took every version of this test.

At least I did badly.

http://www.frontiernet.net/~jbennett/nerd/home.html


Enjoy.

[grendel]

Post your scores. Be not afraid.

[WacoKid]

27.6%. Kinda surprised, really, but glad.

I guess being able to dress myself and not remembering a whole lot of math or physics from college helped me out on that one.

Doesn't change the fact that I'm still a nerd, though. Heh.

[chenzzo]

26.60!! whew, that was a close one.

[Johnny Butane]

19.6%! Hahahahahahaha!I get laid first!

[grendel]

All right Johnny, if that's the way you want it. Lie on your stomach, I'll go get Uncle Mitch and the Viking Boat Oar...

[Johnny Butane]

Damn straight that's the way I want it.

[grim_fist]

WOOHOO! 37.20%

[LowShot]

Ok, I haven't even been to college, so I'm not going to fill out that test.

500 questions, good grief.

[LowShot]

Ok, so I took the test..

21.60%

I get laid second.

[This message has been edited by LowShot (edited 05-02-2000).]

[Nick Nunziata]

I looked at it and scoffed. It's evil. I'll treat it like any other test and skip it.

%0.00

[Nick Nunziata]

Waitaminute!

Look at the topic we're in...

Video Games, Music, and MATH?

[grendel]

Well, I didn't know where else to put it. It's something you do online, so I figgered whattheheck, and threw it in with the Video Games.

I can move it to the main board, if you want me to http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Johnny Butane]

Don't let him pressure you into it, man! Stand up for your beliefs! He's 'The Man' and he's oppressing you! FIGHT THE POWER!@!!@

[Jason Pollock]

16.60%

Heh-I get laid BEST.

[Quatermass76]

22.00%...

At least I'll get laid.

[willko]

54%! umm. my only defense is that i'm both asian and i was majoring in physics for a while. i'm crawling away in shame.

/willko.

[Jason Pollock]

Being a lollygagger helps, too-one would think...

[Blofeld]

21.6%

[DJEvil]

24.4% Not horrible. Some chicks dig the pocket protector.

Ya know, I used to have the periodic table memorized.

They ought to ask: Are you a high school graduate that still lives with his parents?

In the basement?

Because it saves money?

[willko]

it's some odd form of kismet that the post which thrust me into badass status was in the nerd thread. lollygagging pays off again.

badassedly yours,
/willko.

[grendel]

The weirdest thing about my nerd score is that, while decently high, it has not prevented me from being dumber than a bag of hair.

[LowShot]

Hey is it just me, or is our "fearless" leader, too frightened to take the nerd test??? That's right Uncle Nick, you chicken?

And wilko, since you are now a badass, we will forgive you for being a nerd.

http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Johnny Butane]

Ha! You're all 20% or higher NERDS! Me and HAM and all the rest of us below 20%ers are going to kick all your asses, then give you swirlies!

[chenzzo]

I would've score even higher, I just remembered that I DO know what SCUBA stands for.

for those of you keeping score at home:

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus

[chenzzo]

Hey Johnny, you ever read the guestbook over at the Butane 5 website? Just curious, no reason really.

[Johnny Butane]

Bastard! I've been keeping a good front with my loyal rock chicks up til now. It was easy to say, 'sorry, baby, i can't fuck all six of you right now, I got a headache' instead of telling them....THE TRUTH. Then you come on the site and sign your little brains out and now, I'm screwed. In the ass. Which is how I like it, HA!

[chenzzo]

heheheheh

[willko]

hey johnny, if you need somebody to collate your hangers-on into a spreadsheet and cross index the times when you are available to spread your seed among them, i'm the man (um.. nerd) for the job. see, having nerds around is a good thing. plus you can lord your physical superiority over us for the ego boost.

but at least i'm a badass nerd,
/willko.

[Johnny Butane]

Uh-huh. Badass. Sure.

Unfortunately, I cannot spread my seed over them, because, as previously stated, I apear to be gay.
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WAIT A SECOND!I'm not gay! I'm a rockstar! Time to get seeeeed spreadin!

[grendel]

Come on, Butane, if Rob Halford could do it, so can you!!!!

Embrace the gayness that is Johnny Butane! Embrace the me within you that is gay! Or, like, shake hands with it or something. Maybe give it a manly pat on the back.

And willko: Learn to shoot. I though being a nerd was all about levelling the playing field.

[Johnny Butane]

Maybe you're right....

[chenzzo]

heheh, he said "me within you!" heheheh

[willko]

no, being a nerd is about earning several figures more than joe jock who beat you up in high school gym class ("...one day i'll _own_ you"). but if you want badassedness, the gloves are off! grr. i really mean it. grr.

oh, dammit, http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif
/willko.

[girlcreeture]

Ok, so I just took this test. I am 21% nerd, which is weird since I am a reetahd when it come to mathematical type things and so forth. I guess i just watch too much Star Trek, ah well, I don't mind, beats being called freak all the time, I think....
BTW Willko, I too am asian and although 21% is high its not 54% so you can't blame the ethnicity, sheesh, how stereotypical... http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/wink.gif But now that I contemplate as I begin to fall asleep at my puter, I am only 50% Asian and 21% is almost 1/2 of 54% so maybe there is something there.....

[Jason Pollock]

It's going to be real fun when
someone get the bright idea to drag
out the purity test...

D'oh!

Oh, and I'm not lying or joking when
I say...

69% pure.

PsychoThespian lead me to www.thespark.com (http://www.thespark.com) ages ago with the
UN-intelligence test. So a group of
dorks including me, took the
tests-and they're kinda
funny-especailly the pregnancy test.

[This message has been edited by Hot Animal Machine (edited 05-03-2000).]

[matt]

0.4%

Me like computer too.

[grendel]

HAM, the purity test is a whole 'nother thread! Goodness gracious, I don't even want HotPants to know the purity test exists for fear that she will take it!

I must hide.