ROCK BANDS

[Nick Nunziata]

My wife's aunt sent this. Thought you folks would appreciate:

REAL ROCK BANDS


(A)
Albino Toilet Boys
Alcoholocaust
Alcoholics Unanimous
Apocalypse Hoboken
Archers of Loaf
Armageddon Dildos

(B)
Biff Hitler and The Violent Mood Swings
The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
Band Over
The Band That Shot Liberty Valance
Barbara's Bush
Bobby Joe Ebola and The Children McNuggets
The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
The Boxing Ghandis
The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
Breakfast in Beirut
Bulimia Banquet
Buster Hymen and The Penetrators

(C)
Caltransvestites
Cap'n Crunch and The Cereal Killers
Carnage Asada
Cindy Brady's Lisp
Cortizone 5
Cottage Cheese from The Lips of Death
The Colonic Harmonists

(D)
The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
The Dead Sea Squirrels
The Dead Kennedys
The Dick Clarks
The Dick Nixons
Dicky Retardo
Drunks With Guns

(E)
e. coli
Edith Head
Electric Prostates
Elvis Hitler
Ethyl Merman

(F)
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Fields of Shit
'57 Lesbian
The 4-Skins
Four Nurses of The Apocalypse
The French Are From Hell
Fromage d'Amour

(G)
Gefilte Joe and The Fish
Gonoreagan

(H)
Headless Marines
Hell Camino
Herpes Cineplex
Hindu Garage Sale
Hitler's Bikini
HIV and The Positives
Honest Bob and the Factory To Dealer Incentives
Hornets Attack Victor Mature

(I)
Impaled Nazarenes
Inhale Mary

(J)
Janitors Against Apartheid
Jehovah's Waitresses
Jehovah's Wetness
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Jesus Christ Super Fly
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Jesus Manson and The Starvation Army
JFKFC
Jonestown Punch

(K)
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Kerrigan's Knees

(L)
Lack of Afro
Lawn Piranhas
The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation
Lee Harvey Keitel
Lesbian Ninjas
Louder Than God

(M)
Mao Tse Helen
Mary Kay and The Cosmetics
Max Roach and The Holders
Minnie Pearl's Jam
Mr. Happy and The Genocides
Mussolini Headkick
My Dog Has Hitler's Brain

(N)
Nate Noctural and The Nightly Emissions
Nervous Christians and The Lions
Norman Bates and The Shower Heads
Not Drowning, Waving

(P)
Pabst Smear
Pearl Harbor and The Explosions
Penis deMilo
Pepto Dismal
Phenobarbidolls
Phlegm Fatale
Poultry In Motion
Pretentious Flamedogs
The Pro-Midget Mafia
Psychic Buddist Gorillas
Psycho Sluts from Hell
Pungent Frustration
Purple Headed Love Warriors

(Q)
Quasimodo and The Eunuchs

(R)
Raging Pimps of Doom
Rectal Nightmare
Reluctant Stereotypes
Reserectum
Results of Inbreeding
Retarted Elf
Roid Rogers and The Whirling Butt Cherries

(S)
Sandy Duncan's Eye
Screaming Headless Torsos
Screaming Iguanas of Love
Screaming Moist Accountants
Septic Death
Seven Year Bitch
The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra
Shirley Temple of Doom
Shirley Temple Pilots
Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer]
Skeptic Tank
Smegma The Nuns
Smorgasborgnine
Solosex
The Sound of Munich
Spastic Colon
The Sphinctones
Stiff Richards
Stukas Over Bedrock
Swingin' Johnsons

(T)
Ted Bundy's Volkswagen
The Telephony Bandits of Doom
Temporary Darkening of the Stool
Testostertones
The Texas Nazis
Thank God We're Immortal
They Tried To Frame OJ
The Live and Shave In LA
Toxic Shock and The Tampons
Tracy The Hindenberg Ground Crew
Tragic Mulatto
Transsexual Hitler
Trotsky Icepick

(U)
Uncle Dickie's Shameless Quickies
Unstoppable Kamikaze Idiots

(V)
Vaginal Davis
The Velcro Pygmies
Vic Morrow's Head

(W)
The Well Hungarians
Willie Nelson Mandela

(Y)
Yoko Homo

(Z)
Zip Code Rapists
Zombies Under Stress
Zulu Leprechauns

[Nick Nunziata]

For the record...

Before we were Package, we were GOAT, but before GOAT we were

OWL MOVEMENT!

Carl and I also toyed with the names GOBLIN STARCH, BITCH TAPE, and EARTH HOLE among others.

[Jason Pollock]

The Dead Kennedys aren't all that obscure, but some of them-I thought I was the only one who knew. I've seen more than a few of these bands live.

And no list of odd band names would be complete without...forgive me...

ANAL ****.

[Jason Pollock]

Thank you for censoring that. I was afraid to write it for fear of people trying to hit me.

[Nick Nunziata]

I didn't censor it. I have three words in the boards "taboo" list. That must have been one of them. The others are ***** and ***.

[Adam McAllister]

Woah, cool. There is a taboo list! About time we cleaned it up for the kids!!




[This message has been edited by Adam McAllister (edited 01-31-2000).]

[Nick Nunziata]

You got a fuckin' problem with goddam' profanity Adam? Are you a dick?

[Johnny Butane]

So obviously, **** is one of the words. I have a feeling the others are racially motivated?

You forgot the Butane 5 on your 'list' there, chico. I'm sure we rock harder that the Screaming Headless Torsos. Yeah.

Our original name was Vicious Bitch Slap.

[Jason Pollock]

Wow, cool-anyway the second word rhymes with Tom Cruise's character name in Mission Impossible.

No DJ, not Ethan.

[DJEvil]

Dammit.

[John Makarewicz]

silly

[This message has been edited by John Makarewicz (edited 01-31-2000).]

[DJEvil]

Ohhhhhhhhhh, I know what the word is! It's ****, isn't it? I bet it's ****. It ryhmes with hunt. Hunt-****. Yeah, it's ****.

[Jason Pollock]

Honest to God (Bruce Campbell), all
I was trying to do is drop a cool
band on you. A.C. is an odd,
thrash-noise-core band that has an
incredibly demented sense of humor.

It's all in the titles. Each album
has about 40 tracks on it. Some of
the highlights-

A.C. Top Forty Hits:
Pepe, the Gay Waiter
Living Color is my favorite Black
Metal Band
Morbid Dead Guy
JM J. Bullock's Tonail Collection

It also features covers of American Woman (better than that sad-ass Lenny Kravitz version anyday)
Elton John's I'm Still Standing
The Theme from the A-Team
And Rupert Holmes Escape (If you like Pina Coladas...)

From the album 40 More Reasons to Hate Us:
Big Pants, Bigger Loser
Your Family is Dumb
Everyone in the Underground Music Scene is Stupid
Tom Arnold
Face it, You're a Metal Band

And covers of the Three's Company theme, and the classic MANOWAR song, GLOVES OF METAL!

But I look at DJ Evil's above post and think, "Aw man, this is becoming a four star panel."

[Johnny Butane]

A.C. sounds like no one else (except maybe old D.R.I.) and that's why you gotta respect 'em. Do you know if they ever actually play live?

[S-Mart Ash]

**** ?
its **** isnt it?
im always left out in the cold on some of the jokes round here.
Im realy freezing my ass off.

[S-Mart Ash]

I think we should put any words said by DJEvil on the Taboo list.
****
heheheheheh

hmmm 3 letter word that isnt ass... hmmmm
***
hehehehehe

[Jason Pollock]

Johnny, last time I saw them was at-you guessed it-the Fireside Bowl about two years ago. They just released two albums simultaneously-It Just Gets Worse (quite possibly their best, funniest album) and Picnic of Love (a dead serious, yet utterly ironic accoustic album with songs like "Saving Myself for Marriage")-so it's quite possible a tour is forthcoming.

They are on Earache Records, so maybe to check their site will yield info...Hmmm, I'll try it now.

[chenzzo]

Let's see *** and **** and what else could it be?

[chenzzo]

I was right, but what if I do it like this?
f a g

[chenzzo]

woohoo, I beat the system!

[Jason Pollock]

Congrats-you win a cookie and yet somehow manage to lose at the same time...:P

[chenzzo]

I still haven't gotten my cookie! You didn't send it to Chenzzo, did you?

[Jason Pollock]

Damn! No, I sent it to chenzo. One "Z"

Next time, I'll put the "Z's" on both f**kin' cheeks. You'll remember it from....Yeah I know who you are...

[chenzzo]

don' talk at me like you know me or sumpin!