Wierd Sequels Name Type Thing

[DJEvil]

Die Hard, Die Harder, Die With a Vengance

Movies that need sequels named in this Harder / With a Vengance fashion:
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Brain Donors
American Giggalo
There's Something About Mary
Scream
Under Seige
Who's the Man?
Man On the Moon
Mr. Holland's Opus
She's the One
Run, Lolita, Run
Fantasia
Romeo and Juliet
As Good As It Gets

My favorite: Chasing Amy

[Coyote]

Romeo+Julliet2: Now He's Pissed (harder)

Concept: Romeo was really slipped the 24hr-pretend-you're-dead poison, and wakes up in a coffin with Juliet's blood all over him. (they decided to skip to display of the body or even cleaning him since he was banished.)
After he digs his way out, he goes on a bloody revenge kick, led by his spirit guide, Mercucio.
In the Playstation game, he keeps going until he kills the Big Boss, mecha-Shakespear, at the end.
The film version will be know as The Crow 4: A Film by Any Other Name. In the end of this, Romeo finds redeption in the arms of Juliet when he kills all of the Caps and the Monts. Only the priest remains alive, to tell the tale. And the nurse, who for some reason is much younger and wide eyed.

[DJEvil]

Mecha-Shakespeare...geeeze...

"Verily, I doth protest! RARRRRR! (shoots fire from his mouth, starts smashing houses)

[Squirrel_pudding]

It should have been:

Evil Dead
Eviler Deader
Evilest Deadest

why modify just one word?

hmm, Debbie did Dallas, Debbie has done Dallas or Debbie does Dallas Harder?

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. . . and then the Squirrels March

[Coyote]

No "e", DJ. Mecha-Shakespear...he fires flaming spears at people. He can also cause damage by using iambic pentameter and suddenly making everything rhyme (from time to time).

[DJEvil]

He also has the abliity to make his name appear if you arrange certain letters in the bible, make historians wonder about his sexual preferences, and beats people senseless with a quill.

He can fight Mecha-Issamov and Mecha-Twain.

Ultra-Grisham is his only ally, but is quickly killed off when Mecha-Douglas-Adams confuses the hell out of him, then makes him laugh so quickly that he explodes.

And they all live on Penguin Publishing Island, as outcasts of society, mutated by atomic war.

High five. We did good. http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif