ISSUE 6 OF CCC TOMORROW!

[Nick Nunziata]

Alright boneheads, it's finally coming.

GHOST STORIES. GORY PICTURES. NEWS. REVIEWS. HIDDEN WORDS. MORE.

Spread the word, the creature is rising.

[chenzzo]

yeeha!!!!

[Blofeld]

Okay, where is it? I'm here, it's not. I'm going to have to come down there and rough someone up! Where's my sandpaper... here I come!

[Johnny Butane]

I am missing of the CCC as well. Why do you taunt us so, Nick? After all we do for your board.

[Nick Nunziata]

CCC is being prepped for arrival and should surface in the next 2 hours. I'm doing my damndest to do audio versions of EVERY STORY, so there.

I'm also going to start making CD's of the readings for folks without real audio.

It's a good issue. It'll be worth the wait.

[Blofeld]

Okay. I can wait up to two more hours. We appreciate everything done for us, prepping our meth like that... we get impatient simply because we love CHUD so much. Let's all relax, trust in CHUD, and let the wizards work their magic. When it's ready, it will be an ass-kicker!!

There -- now I get the issue before everyone else, right -- we agreed on that, didn't we, Nick?

[Johnny Butane]

Blofeld, you little snitch! After I battled beside you in the Persian wars, you betray me like this! You and Nick are in cahoots, aren't you!?

[Blofeld]

Yes, we fought together in the Persian Wars and saved each other's lives several times. Yes, I betrayed you earlier on in this thread. Why? Because of all the cigarettes I gave you in the trenches that you promised to "re-pay" me. Because of all the center-folds you ruined. Because of all the rations you stole from me -- I can't tell you how many nights I went to sleep hungry. Because of all the times you convinced me to lead the way into danger, cowering behind me in little-girly fear. Hell yes, I'll betray you today in matters of CHUD!

[Blofeld]

Wow! I wish you CHUD could've seen that! What an amazing blast of trumpets! What beautiful dancing girls! What a plethora of multi-colored balloons and sparkling, twisting confetti! The cake was fabulous! It's gonna take Steve and Adam (the CHUD janitors) at least 3-weeks just to clean-up after this event.

And I'm honored!

CHUD just awarded me "Lamest Post on the Board" for the above post.

Thank you, thank you!

[Johnny Butane]

Oh, I see. That's how you are. You betray me now, in the 21st century, in a time where man must stand by his fellow man in case of alien attack, you stab me in the back over issues that occured over 25 years ago?! You were the godfather to my siamese twins! (joined at the shoulder, in case anyone's interested)I let you take my wife out and 'show her a good time' when I was having my 'problem', and this is the thanks I get?! I decry you!

[Blofeld]

Where are my damned cigarettes?

[Blofeld]

500th post here! And it's mine!

[Nick Nunziata]

IT'S UP! Not the audio yet, and there may be some little glitches, but it's up!