ISSUE FIVE. FREE DVD OR VHS

[Nick Nunziata]

If you can find all six mentions of the word FERAL on the Creature Corner I'll send you the movie of your choice!

I'll promise you, it ain't gonna be easy (I didn't cheat by putting the word into my audio versions).

Plus, the issue needs love.

[Blofeld]

I loved the issue. It loved me back. Found all 6! I emailed them to you, Nick.

[Nick Nunziata]

You are unholy.

[Blofeld]

My daddy used to beat me silly if I couldn't find Waldo in 30 seconds.

[Nick Nunziata]

If anyone else can compete with Blofeld I'd be awfully surprised.

Song of Kali did arrive. Thank you.

[Blofeld]

My pleasure. No, really it will be your pleasure. Enjoy!

[Blofeld]

Oh, and speaking of competing with Blofeld ... eat my dust, DJ!

Blofeld -- 4
DJEvil -- 3.33333

[This message has been edited by Blofeld (edited 02-10-2000).]

[Johnny Butane]

OH DEAR GOD WHERE IS THE SIXTH ONE?!?! I don't really want an answer, I've been looking at the damn issue for 3 hours and I've only found five. I am in hell.

[Blofeld]

Hm... for my treat I would take any one of the following:

Se7en -- special edition (when it's out)
Abyss -- special edition (when it's out)
Shawshank Redemption

Any old surprise ...

[John Makarewicz]

No, hell is Adam and his girlfriend togather. Or getting kicked in the nuts by a midget while Tom Green does his hijinks around you for an eternity.

[Blofeld]

Well, that explains it! I am the product of the union between Adam and his girlfriend. I'm a midget who enjoys kicking people in the nuts, and my best friend is Tom Green.


Hint for Johnny: did you find the one inside the thing underneath the object on that page following the main one?

[Johnny Butane]

Please be a little more vague, Blofeld

[Uncle Mitch]

I don't know about all these creatures. I do know that I'm hung like a seahorse.

[SAHSTAR]

...?!?!...

[Shecky Shabaz]

I wish you were hung.

[Shecky Shabaz]

By your neck.

[This message has been edited by Shecky Shabaz (edited 02-11-2000).]

[Shecky Shabaz]

By a rope.

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Star Wars Sucks

[Uncle Mitch]

Try using ONE post.

[Uncle Mitch]

Don't

[Uncle Mitch]

do

[Uncle Mitch]

this.