I'm right behind you...

[DJEvil]

What books or stories do you think would make a good horror movie?

I want an adaption of Subway Jack (with or without Batman). I read a short story about it by Joe R. Lansdale in "Tales of the Batman," which is also a fantastic collection of stories, and I was gettin the heebie-jeebies. This guy walks around using human heads as Nikes, cutting up people with a razor blade. It's a good story that, if done correctly, would make a great movie.

I guess I'd want Sam Raimi directing. Transfered to film by Sam and James Cameron, since we're pretending. Score by Danny Elfman (eat it, f*ckers).

Patrick Dempsey as the poor doof who gets possessed by Jack. Donald Sutherland as the Comissioner. Gary Coleman as Batman. Yeah, that sounds good to me.

[grim_fist]

Insomnia, by Stephen King, would be a great horror movie. I don't remember it being that gory, but it scared the crap out of me.

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[Johnny Butane]

NO MORE STEPHEN KING MOVIES! Wanna know why? Do ya? Cause eventually he'll get to the Dark Tower books, and then I KILL!!!!!!ARRRGGHGGHGGH!!!!

[Johnny Butane]

NO MORE STEPHEN KING MOVIES! Wanna know why? Do ya? Cause eventually he'll get to the Dark Tower books, and then I KILL!!!!!!ARRRGGHGGHGGH!!!!

[DJEvil]

http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif DARK TOWER! DARK TOWER! DARK TOWER! DARK TOWER! http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[Johnny Butane]

EVIL heartless BASTARD!

[DJEvil]

Personal attacks SUCK, you three-toed, dickless APE!

[Blofeld]

Don't want to start a new thread. What a piece of crap the Fangoria website is! Site dedicated to driving you to the overpriced magazine only. Nothing of value on the site. No exploding heads, no dick jokes, no breast articles ... hate them!

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[chenzzo]

We're glad you saw the light and headed home.

[DJEvil]

My cast would be:

Roland - Clint Eastwood
Eddie - Ben Affleck
Suzanna - Alfre Woodard
Jake - Haley Joel Osment

Flagg - that dude from The Stand was pretty good
Tick-Tock - Dolph Lundgren

Jonas - Lance Henrickson
Depape - Eric Roberts
Reynolds - Stephen King

Sherriff Avery - Gene Hackman (only tubbier)
Mayor Thorne - Robert Forrester
There was the mayor's assisstant, I forget his name, but - David Warner

[Johnny Butane]

Will not ever happen. No living actor could be any of these characters. EVER. Done and done. I swear to god, I'll kill myself if he ever makes a movie based on any of these books. KILL MYSELF I SAY.


And Blofeld, you couldn't be more right about that shit ass Fango site. Now, the Creature Corner...that's a site you can sink you teeth into.
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[Blofeld]

The riddling train: Thomas the Tank Engine

[Blofeld]

Oh, and Johnny Butane should be played by Scott Baio.

[Monkey Jones]

not enough Dean Koontz movies.....we need one with Tommy (the human tripod )Lee

[flint]

I want to see Brian Lumley's Necroscope brought to the screen...

Teleportation, Torturing Autopsies performed on dead souls, Ghosts, Demons, Vampires and a kick arse seige where 15th Century Zombies assault a Russian castle defended by the KGB...

How can it NOT work? http://www.chud.com/board/ubbhtml/smile.gif

[TheOutlawTorn]

How can it NOT work?

3 Words buddy: Jan De Bont.

[flint]

Having thought about it, I can do it in two!

Joel Schumacher...

[Blofeld]

I can do it in one: Cher

[flint]

Now come on, that's not fair...

[flint]

She'd make a dame fine zombie!